The Crazy

"That's the perfect plan!" He laughed and then started to cough. This is the story of Bob and Fred Crazy, brothers and best friends. The person speaking at the start is not them. It is the bad guy What is the bad guy's name? Well … his name is not be mentioned until a dramatic moment. Anyway, Bob and Fred are on a quest to find evil guy because well that's a good story, right? I think so … But let it begin!

It started of like normal bad guy he dressed up to steal the cookie formula. This time it was Halloween everyone was dressed up everywhere was darker it was perfect. "Trick or treat!" Kids shouted "There you go, FRED!" Bob shouted while giving some mice the candy. "We need more sweets and cookies." he shouted again "Hey where's ours?" kids shouted "your too busy feeding those mice!" they shouted again. One little boy whimpered "Mister, please some candy." "Fine." Bob sighed. Fred walked in "There kids Happy Halloween." Bob went back to feeding the mice "BOB" Fred shouted "what?" "Stop feeding the mice" Fred whined. "They're hungry" Bob complained "Save it for the kids please." "Fine." Bob sighed

"Anyway, there from the street, oh look a hard sweet melted on one, Oh and a chocolate chip has melted on that one too." Fred said surprized. "We could sell one and call them Rainbow mice look nice taste delicious." Bob said with a chuckle "Keep on melting those sweets on those mice!" Fred said laughing and said "STOP!" "Don't melt the chocolate or chocolate chips just the tropical glaciers you know the strawberry ones." "But strawberries are not tropical… oh wait they are, these days milk is tropical ..." "All because of the weather!" they both said.

The next lot of children knocked on the door,. knock knock Bad guy is here dressed as a child in a Halloween costume "Hello can I have a cookie and some sweets please?" Bad guy asked "Here happy Halloween, oh can you say trick or treat?" Fred asked "Trick or treat." Bad guy sighed "Happy Halloween BOB!" Fred said and then shouted "What? Oh, come on they were hungry." Bob whined. "Feed them tomorrow at least." Fred was now quite angry "Fine." You guessed it Bob sighed "I feel like we should go after that kid, don't you?" They asked each over. There's 1 problem the costumes and the dark so where to start? Probably getting rid of the mice "Right stop about the mice there a prop in the background" Fred shouted.

The quest was on to find bad guy and so the ultimate costume was needed. Now prepare to say wow it is a … hard boiled sweet duo! The perfect costumes "Left, or right?" Fred asked "Left!" a young boy said yes, they asked a kid but that's the way they went. Now it was late for these best mates they couldn't afford a hotel since the had £24.25 pence so they had to go to a motel instead. Fred said "Stop the rough rhyming." Bob agreed. They watched some firework displays as the fireworks blew up outside, they were sticking their heads out the window because the room smelt of fish.

The motel was disgusting there was chewed gum, brown bed sheets and a wonky wobbly wooden table. Which had a kettle on it but if you filled it up with water it would spill for 2 reasons. 1 the table and 2 the kettle had holes in it and the boiling water would spill everywhere well the little boiling water you had, as most of the water would pour out of the holes it's really better as a shower.

Halloween's sound woke them up the time was 8.17AM and they set off. On the way they found a piece of mail that was addressed for them oddly it wasn't an ad, it was a letter from bad guy like it was placed there but anyway it read "You're on the right track but you're too late I win signed bad guy" I wonder where bad guy is Fred thought out loud. Well, if you were wondering where bad guy is then this paragraph is for you.

"Heh" I knew I would win this time I like cookies" Bad Guy chuckled. Then the phone rings ring ring. "Oh … hi mum yes no yes I did wash my shirt if Dettol soap and perfume it is a good mix bye bye BYE sigh love you". Ugh why now? Bgccs is needed I'll have to wash that shirt later. Bgccs means Bad Guy's Cookie Chomping Service. But then the phone rings it was a person needing help and need Bgccs so bad guy said "Well the public needs me I'll leave a note so Bob and Fred will know I'm not here right now."

When Bob and Fred found Bad Guy's home there was a note on the door it read "I'm out and don't go in my roommate Sarah hates friends coming when I'm out so just wait outside the epic battle is going to be in the back garden" well they waited and waited and waited until finally he was back and Bob, Fred and Bad Guy went out to the back garden to have the epic battle.

Now remember when I said that Bad guy would reveal his name when it would create dramatic effect well now's the time. "Oh yeah Dudes before we start this battle My name is Dave, I just thought I'd tell you so you would stop calling me bad guy I'm not a bad guy I do charity work for blind ants" Dave said peacefully

"Hey can we just have our cookie formula back? We aren't really in the mood for fighting that was yesterday" Bob and Fred asked "Sure I pay rent on this back garden anyway if I damaged it, I would be in a lot of trouble" Dave replied and handed back the formula.

And so, they stayed in the disgusting motel and when they got home, they ate all the left-over Halloween sweets, lollies and cookies.

So that was the story of Bob and Fred Crazy Brothers and best friends at Halloween and so I wish you a happy Halloween.

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