List of Shit I Hate About Ace Attorney Fanfiction Dot Net!

by Majima Goro

Here's everything about you guys that really gets on my fuckin' nerves!

1. Stories that don't feature John Phoenix. Whaddaya posting in the John Phoenix section for then? Troll!

2. Reviews that shit on John Phoenix. Not like you could make a character even half as good as him!

3. Turnabout Everlasting. Every time it gets updated I fly into a fit of RAGE! Good thing it's gone from the site for good! Ihihihihihihi!

4. When Zachary-chan deletes John Phoenix stories. It's unjustified censorship comparable to the attack on the Internet Archive!

5. Freelancer EEL-chan.

6. Critters. If you know you know!

7. People not supporting Rika Suzuki's new game, Dark Auction. Do you WANT Haido-chan to never get a Hotel Dusk 3 or somethin'? GIVE HER MONEY!