Juza felt someone touching his shoulder. Turning around, he saw Settsu standing next to him, dressed as a bunny girl. Somehow, he wasn't really surprised. Rather, Settsu looked surprisingly good in this outfit despite his somewhat angular figure of a guy. The black silky bodysuit tightly fitted his lean, slender torso, revealing the upper part of his chest and shoulders. The high-cut bottom part of the bodysuit showcased his athletic, slim thighs, while the black fishnet stockings accentuated his long, gorgeous legs, which looked even longer and slimmer thanks to the black high heel shoes. As befitting a bunny girl, he was wearing a white collar with a black bow tie around his neck and white cuffs around his wrists, as well as a hairband with long white rabbit ears, and a fluffy white rabbit tail attached to the bodysuit over his lean but so nicely shaped ass.
Unknowingly, Juza bit down on his bottom lip and looked away, blushing. Settsu looked perfect, so sexy and hot... No wonder that he occasionally worked as a model, too... It crossed Juza's mind that he didn't want other men to see Settsu walking a catwalk in this outfit. He wanted Settsu to dress like this just for him... A sudden push on the shoulder interrupted Juza's train of thought.
- Oi, don't mess with me, Settsu, - Juza muttered, trying to conceal his excited confusion.
- Settsu? My name is Banny, - came the answer.
Surprised, Juza gawked at the guy, who he thought was his roommate and, more recently, boyfriend Settsu.
- What, you like what you see so much, Hyodo? Pick up your jaw and let's go to breakfast. If we don't hurry up, we won't have any left! – Banny pushed him in the direction of the door to their room.
- Oi! – Juza exclaimed in protest, suddenly realising that he was completely naked. – Let me get dressed first. I can't go out like this.
He opened one drawer, then another, but all his clothes seemed to have disappeared somewhere.
- Where're my clothes? – Juza asked, looking over his shoulder at Banny.
- Everything's in the laundry, - Banny answered nonchalantly. – Hurry up!
- Yeah, yeah... – Juza muttered, a little puzzled. All he could find was a long strip of black fabric and his Lansky's purple necktie.
Juza sighed. There was no other way but to wear what he'd just found. He put on Lansky's necktie and then wound the fabric around his hips in a fundoshi-like fashion, inwardly surprised that he knew how to do it. When he was done, he turned back to Banny and thought that Banny probably looked more decent than he did now.
They left the room and strode to the living room of the Mankai dorm. Upon entering, Juza saw his fellow members of the Autumn Troupe and Director Izumi. All of them were completely unfazed to see him wearing only a necktie and fundoshi, and Banny dressed as a bunny girl. However, Juza couldn't say the same about himself as he gawked at his troupe mates in bewilderment because they were dressed not as usual at all. Omi was wearing nothing but an apron, Taichi was in a latex cat girl costume, Azami was dressed as a maid, Director Izumi was dressed as a sexy tamer wielding a long whip in her hands, but the most scandalous costume was Sakyo's. Their senior troupe member was wearing a black leather shoulder harness with military epaulettes, tight-fitting leather pants, and black police cap decorated with a thick metal chain. On his belt, Sakyo had handcuffs on one side and a black rubber police baton in the shape of a ridiculously long phallus on the other.
- Good morning, Juza-kun, Banny-kun, - Director Izumi greeted.
- Morning, Ban-chan! – Taichi chirped cheerfully.
"What's going on?", Juza thought, sneaking befuddled glances at his troupe mates and the director. "Everyone's acting freaking normal..."
- Here, Juza, Banny, your breakfast, - Omi set down on the table a single large plate, on which were Juza's favourite scones, a Spanish omelette, and sushi.
- Thank you, Omi-san, - Juza sat down on the only available chair, and as soon as he did, Banny sat down on his lap.
- The hell're you doing?! – Juza exclaimed in surprise, reflexively placing his hands on Banny's waist and thighs.
- How come, Juza-san! Have you forgotten that this is where Ban-chan usually sits? – Taichi called out emotionally.
- Say a-a-ah! – Banny took a spoonful of the Spanish omelette and brought it to Juza's mouth.
Juza wondered what the hell was going on, but apparently everyone present thought that was the way it should be. He opened his mouth, letting Banny spoon-feed him, and began to chew the omelette, which turned out to be very tasty, as expected from Omi's cooking.
- I want some too, - Banny said capriciously and reached out with his mouth to Juza's.
Dumbfounded, Juza pulled away from him slightly, hastily chewing and swallowing the piece of omelette in his mouth. Sharing food through a kiss was kind of too intense... Banny resentfully pursed his lips. Juza looked around incredulously and saw that everyone stared at him with a silent reproach.
- Kiss him already, Hyodo. What're you waiting for? - Sakyo spoke up sternly. Next to him, Azami covered his face with his hands, peeping at them through his fingers.
- Oof... - Juza huffed out nervously. He felt rather embarrassed. - Why do I have to do it right here?
- E-e-e-eh?! Juza-san doesn't want to kiss Ban-chan?! – Taichi whined disappointedly.
- You should kiss him, Juza, - Omi said in a serious tone.
- Kiss him. Or else I'll... - Sakyo's glasses flashed menacingly as he made a step forward, dragging out the handcuffs and his dildo-like baton.
- Give me a break, Sakyo-san! – Juza pleaded, anxiously glancing over at Sakyo's phallic enforcement tool. He instantly pictured what Sakyo could do to him if he disobeyed, and that was rather unnerving.
- Kiss him! – Sakyo repeated sternly.
- Kiss him! – Omi repeated amicably.
- Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! – the voices of his troupe mates chanted in chorus, while Banny languidly closed his eyes in anticipation and stuck out his lips like a duck, which made him look more funny than sexy.
Juza looked at him for a moment. He was very embarrassed to kiss Banny before his troupe mates. It was too intimate, personal thing... And yet, he wanted so much to kiss Banny in front of everyone present to show them that Banny was only his... After all, he would have to kiss him in public at some point at their wedding ceremony. In a sense, this was kind of a rehearsal...
Juza closed his eyes too and met Banny's lips with his own. At first, he felt embarrassed and hesitated, but Banny's lips were so warm and sweet... He wrapped his arms around Banny and began to kiss him more confidently, savouring the delicious sensations more and more, when he suddenly felt that Banny started to shake him violently by the shoulders. Perplexed, Juza reluctantly opened his eyes.
- ...Bip-bip! Bip-bip! Bip-bip! – Juza's cell phone alarm clock rang next to his pillow.
- You took forever to wake up. You have first period today, right? – Banri said, standing on the ladder to Juza's bunk bed, and turned off Juza's cell phone alarm.
Juza gazed at him and couldn't figure out when Banny managed to change out of his bunny girl costume to this familiar purple plaid shirt.
- What're you spacing out for? You still sleeping? – Banri squinted a bit with suspicion.
- Banny?.. – Juza called to him.
- Huh? I'm Banri, if you forgot, dumbass! – Banri snapped.
- Banri... Uh, yeah... – Juza muttered, slowly waking up to reality.
He had probably drunk a little too much saké at yesterday's party celebrating the opening of the new autumn season...
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Author Notes:
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This was inspired by some other Juban fanfics that reminded me of the famous meme where a troll face forces two persons to kiss against their will :)) Then I clicked randomly (incredible but fact!) on Juza's Mankai Glitter page and read his dialogue with the "Bunnri" character. That's how this fic came about ;)