One day Spongebob was in his pineapple house watching TV with Patrick. They were up really late and everyone else in Bikini Bottom was asleep right now, except for Squidward. and Squidward was the problem. He was playing his clarinet really loud and Spongebob was getting pissed off.
"Alright that does it I can't take this noise anymore! Come on patrick let's go tell Squidward to cut it out."
"Okay. Which way is Squidward's house?" Patrick asked dumbly.
"You know, dummy! Just follow me." Spongebob responded.
They went next door to Squidward's house and the clarinet noise got even louder to the point that Spongebob had to cover his ears. They went upstairs to Squidward's room and busted down the door. "Squidward stop this at once!" Spongebob yelled.
Squidward turned around but he didn't look normal anymore. He had long hair and a bow in his hair and he was wearing a skirt and fake eyelashes.
He stopped playing the clarinet and looked at Spongebob and Patrick angrily. "What are you two bum heads doing in here?"
"Hey, look, Squidward's a tranny!" Patrick said pointing at Squidward. Spongebob and Patrick started laughing hysterically and Squidward got red in the face.
"Squidward you're a man! Stop being a tranny Squidward you'll always be a man!" Spongebob teased Squidward which made his face turn redder with shame and frustration. Spongebob and Patrick continued to laugh in his face until finally Squidward had enough. He pulled a gun out of nowhere and shot himself in the face and he died.
This made Spongebob and Patrick laugh more. "Haha look the tranny killed himself!" Patrick said. It was a great day for everyone now that Squidward was gone.