Lord of the Fries: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes More computer antics from Junior Vice President of Hyperglobalmeganet Homer Simpson as he decides his website should tell secrets about everyone. After getting Mr Burns arrested and getting a handsome reward Homer finds no one will speak when he is nearby for fear of him eavesdropping so he finds he has to make up facts for his website followers. But gets kidnapped by an evil organisation and ends up on an island. And zombie chickens!
Plot
Oscar is watching Reboot, Daemon rising while Homer works on his very, very annoying website. He giggles as his noisy website fills the room with noise including alarms and bells and high pitched voices saying hello! Hello!
This irritates Oscar who turns up the TV to block out the sound of Homer's computer. But he just turns up the volume on his computer. They turn up the volume of the TV and then the computer trying to drown out each other.
"Turn down that noise! Both of you! I can feel the house shaking from upstairs! And you've woke up Maggie!" said Marge telling them off. She was holding Maggie who was crying because of the noise.
"Sorry." said Homer and Oscar as they turned down the TV and the computer.
"Are you guys deaf or something? That TV was louder than a jumbo jet!" Bart came down with his fingers in his ears.
"Homer started it! I was trying to watch cartoons when his annoying website made noises so I turned up the TV to block it out!" said Oscar.
"My website is not annoying! It's hilarious! Hehehe! Look at Jesus dancing!"
"Homer that website doesn't do anything useful except annoy people with noise and slow down their computers..." said Marge.
"And I made it spam them with pop ups..." Homer said smirking.
"I'm glad you find that funny Dad..." Lisa sighed.
"Anyhoo, that's not what's got my goat Homie." said Marge. "Does everyone remember what Bart was trying to admit to last time when Homer's website business started?"
"No not really because we all sort of zoned out talking about Dad's website." said Lisa.
"Well I want everyone's attention! Bart what did you do that got you suspended?!" asked Marge
"Uh nothing..." said Bart.
"Bart!" Marge said sharply.
"Really it's not important!" Bart protested.
"He's right Marge! I have something far more important to talk about! My website is fifty percent more obnoxious! Hehehe!" said Homer.
Marge sighed.
"Plus I took some advice from Lisa and found a use for my website. Eavesdropping on conversations and posting gossip..." said Homer.
"Homer that's terrible! And you could get in a lot of trouble!" said Marge cross with him. "Or get others into trouble..."
"It's just harmless fun! The kids thought it was funny spreading slanderous rumours about everyone when they were put under curfew..." said Homer.
We cut to a clip from Wild Barts Can't be Broken.
Marge and Homer are listening on the radio that Bart and his friends have hacked into to spread slanderous messages about grownups.
"And did you know Mr Homer Simpson has been eating out of Flanders's garbage?" said a posh British voice.
"Eeeeeeugh! Homer!" Merge groaned.
"It's a habit..." Homer whined.
In the present Marge grumbled. Bart snuck off to his room.
"Ooooooh! You can't keep secrets in this household Bartholomew J Simpson! I'll find out what you did! One way or the other!" Marge yelled.
"Hehehe! Bartholomew..." Oscar giggled.
...
Homer was working at his computer in the kitchen while wearing his half moon glasses. Marge was doing housework.
"Marge, remember when I bought this computer..." said Homer.
"Yes dear..." said Marge.
In Lord of the fries: Megabyte.
Homer sets up his computer. The Windows logo appeared.
"Okay computer. Kill stupid Flanders." said Homer.
"Soundwave acknowledges." said the computer in a computerised tone as it transformed into a killer robot and marched off, breaking a hole through the wall along the way, as it made its way to Ned Flanders who was trimming his bushes.
"Well hi diddly ho-Gassaaagh!" Ned greeted the robot but it grabbed him by his throat and throttled him.
"I still don't get how our entire family can afford a computer each on the measly salary Mr Burns pays you..." said Marge.
Upstairs Bart was online gaming on a MMORPG while Oscar was vandalising Wikipedia with nonsense. He was typing stuff. "And the man imprisoned at Spandau Ballet was not Hess but... a midget pie throwing clown!"
"There... that should liven up that article..." said Oscar saving his changes.
Meanwhile in the attic, Hugo was scolding a computer monitor headed robot for causing an accident in the laboratory.
"You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid!" He yelled at the computer ad nauseam.
...
Homer was browsing the web when he accidentally went on porn. He screamed. The family rushed in Bart before Bart could see boob Marge tapped a key and the computer said "Child lock activated and the website was blocked behind a firewall.
"Dagnabbit!" said Bart.
Everyone returned to what they were doing. Oscar was in his room trying to disable the fire wall/Child lock Marge set up on the house network.
Hugo cane curious at what he was trying to do.
"Hi Oz."
"Hi Hugey." said Oz.
"What are you trying to do?" Hugo asked.
"Disable Marge's childlock so I can look at boobs. Can you disable it for me?" said Oscar. "You're the one with the brains...
Hugo smiled. "Scoot over bud." He started typing away for a minute or two when the computer said. "Child lock disabled."
"Thanks! Now to go on porn hub..." said Oscar.
"Randy little perv..." Hugo sighed as he went up to the attic.
Downstairs Homer was making his website more annoying some how and toying with the idea of calling himself Mr X.
"Hmmmm, I'll call my self Mr X..." said Homer. He changed the website from Homer's Webpage to Mr X's Webpage. "Yep can't go wrong with Mr X..."
Suddenly Mr X from Resident Evil 2 bursted in through the wall as X gonna give it to ya played. Homer screamed as the undead monster wearing a black trench coat and hat marched over to him and grabbed him and threw him across the room.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
That night Homer was still on his website.
"Dad Mom says for you to come to bed." said Lisa in her nightie.
"Why won't my visitor Bar go up!" Homer was annoyed.
"Dad I told you! You're website has to free something besides annoying noises... like a joke or advice..." said Lisa.
Someone threw a tire threw the window. It rolled about before settling.
"Damn those stupid pot holes!" said Homer.
"That was deliberate you jack ass!" said Raphael. "Your website is very, very annoying! It crashed my computer!"
"Did you know the street has all those pot holes because instead of fixing them Mayor West built himself a swimming pool?" said Bart in his green pyjamas getting a cookie and a glass of milk.
"The mayor built a pool with my taxes?! Get outta here..." said Homer.
"It's true! Nelson told me!" said Bart.
"Well Nelson has never been wrong before..." said Homer typing up an article onto his website.
"Dad you can't put that on the Internet just because Bart said Nelson told him something..." Lisa whined.
"Why not? Nelson's never been wrong before... good old Nelson..." said Homer.
"Actually it might have been Jimbo..." said Bart with a cookie and milk.
"Good! We have confirmation!" said Homer.
Lisa groaned.
...
In town everyone was startled by this news.
"Swimming pool while our roads are full of potholes?"
"The mayor's corrupt?!"
We go to Androids Dungeon.
Comic book Guy is eating nachos while looking up porn again...
"Boobs R Us... Sex... already bookmarked... Mr X? Dare I push the left mouse key? He goes on Homer's annoying website.
"Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!" Go the mouths along with klaxons and ringing.
"Oh by the mighty Thor! That's annoying!" Comic book Guy yelled putting his fingers in his ears.
He managed despite the ear bashing annoying sounds get to the news page. "Mayor's dirty pool?!"
He read the article and gasped.
"There is no emoticon for the rage I am feeling right now!" said Comic Book Guy.
At Skinner's house.
"The mayor's corrupt! Well Mr X, despite your cacophonous website and poor spelling you have done this town a great service!" said Skinner.
"Seymour! Are you looking up naked women on the Internet?" said Agnes.
"No mother." said Skinner.
"Wuss..." said Agnes.
The crowd went to Mayor West's office.
"Swimming pool?! Who told you that?!" Mayor West was annoyed to have been caught.
"Mr X! Mr X!" the crowd cheered.
"Damn that Mr X!" Mayor West shook his fist in anger.
...
This soon reached the papers.
"I did it! I changed the world!" said Homer.
"Good now can you change Maggie's diapers once in a while..." said Marge making lunch.
"Ugh... as I was saying... I did it! I changed the world!" said Homer. "This must be how God Feels..."
"Uh huh... now what do you want in your sandwich?" said Marge.
"Bring me two of every animal!" said Homer.
Suddenly Noah walked in along with two of every animal and an enormous wooden boat. "Yes?" Noah asked Homer.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
Santa's little helper and Snowball II as usual fled whimpering.
...
Homer was watching the news. Kent Brockman was berating Mr X for spreading amateur journalism when he should leave it to the professionals. "Such as myself Kent Brockman."
"Pffffft! What are you gonna do about it!" Homer said to the TV determined to continue spreading rumours as news.
Meanwhile outside the house men were re tarring the road.
"Mr X while it's great the road has been fixed can you please stop spreading rumours as news..." Lisa sighed.
We pan over to not Homer at his computer, but Mr X from Resident Evil 2. X Gonna give it to ya suddenly blares out as Mr X approaches Bart and Lisa menacingly.
They scream and flee. "Yaaaaaagh!"
"To the save room down the hall!" said Bart. "Just watch out for zombies, monsters and that creepy pedophile cop who's holding Sherry Birkin hostage!"
The Simpsons house was suddenly more labyrinthine as Bart and Lisa passed many doors pursued by Mr X before Lisa pulled Bart into a room. They shut themselves in. They could tell it was a safe room because of the soothing music, green herbs on the table and a typewriter.
"Narrator why are you making Resident Evil 2 references..." Lisa sighed.
I don't know! Hehehehe!
Plot 2
Bart and Lisa returned to the lounge exhausted from running from the Resident Evil boss. Homer was at his computer typing away.
"There you are! Wow have you been out for a run?" Homer asked.
"Don't ask..." Bart sighed taking his seat where he was sat earlier before my nonsense with Mr X.
Lisa sat on the window ledge and picked up her script as the men outside were still working.
"Ahem! As I was meant to be saying to Dad... Dad as much as it's great that you got the road fixed, can you please stop broadcasting rumours as news?!" Lisa whined.
"Never! Mr X is gonna keep digging and probing, and uh chasing Leon S Kennedy and Claire Redfield, until he has everyone locked up in jail..." said Homer.
"Dad stop encouraging the narrator with the Mr X references!" Lisa whined. "Now look what's happening outside..."
Leon S Kennedy was being chased by Mr X while shooting zombies. The zombies ate the men laying down new tar on the road.
...
Homer's next scoop was at the Kwik e mart.
Krusty was there, no he wasn't robbing it, that was Bob... he tried a bagel then spat it out in disgust. "Bleh! This tastes like coconut! And that's poisonous to me!" said Krusty suffering an allergic reaction.
"Goodness graciosos lord Ganesh! Please don't shoot me TV Clown! I beg you!" Apu begged.
"Apu that wasn't me... that was Sideshow Bob dressed as me..." said Krusty.
Krusty wearing a black eye mask bursted in with a gun and a bag of money.
"Well this is awkward..." said Sideshow Bob's voice from the burglar Krusty.
Krusty rolled his eyes.
Apu whispers to the real Krusty. "To tell you the truth Krusty. Most of my bagels are actually expired donuts..."
"Oh who am it to point the finger... I once ran over a guy in the parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course..." said Krusty. Oh my god!
Homer gasped and wrote down this juicy gossip.
...
The police had confiscated every donut, bagel and pastry. There was a press conference of flashing cameras and paps asking annoying questions. "For the interests of public safety the police department has confiscated every donut, bagel, crueller and bear claw in town." said Wiggum to the paps. "Lou bring in those bears..."
Lou and Eddie bought in loads of famous bears such as Yogi bear and Bobo, Gentle Ben. Curtis C Bear (Eddie in a bear suit. Paddington Bear, Winnie the Pooh and Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear.
"Lemme go! You are not chopping off my paws to make into donuts..." Teddy yelled.
"But it's in the constitution! The second amendment! To keep bear arms!" said Wiggum.
"It's to keep and bare arms doofus!" Teddy yelled. "And Bear claw donuts aren't actually bear paws!"
"Mmmmmm! Bear necessities..." Homer groaned and drooled.
...
At home Homer was reading the news of the donut confiscation in a newspaper when Bart pushed down the newspaper cross with him.
"Daaaaaad! Because of your rumour mill on your Mr X website Krusty got arrested for manslaughter and sent to jail over the golf course body!" Bart ranted.
"So? He admitted to it!" said Homer.
"He was probably telling someone in confidence! I didn't have you down as a squealer Dad..." Bart was mad at him.
"Yeah squeal to the pigs Homer squeal like a piggy..." said Oscar zapping him with a taser.
Homer squealed like a pig and fled.
"So... are they gonna give Krusty the chair?" Lisa asked.
"Naaaah... rumour is that Wiggum keeps using the electric chair to cook chickens on..." said Bart.
Wiggum put a raw chicken on the electric chair and attached the helmet to it. "Okay boys fire her up!"
Eddie turned on the electric chair and it zapped the chicken.
"Chief isn't this a gross misuse of equipment?" Lou asked.
"Shut up Lou..." Wiggum grumbled.
However not only was the the chicken roasted to perfection it was brought back to life! Because that's how electrocuting dead things works on TV!
The headless and plucked roasted chicken clucked and tried the fly but fell on the floor.
"It's alive! Aliiiiiive! Mwuhahahahaha!" said Hugo Simpson laughing maniacally while dressed as a scientist.
Wiggum rolled his eyes at this madness and went to the front office of the prison only to find paparazzi and journalists. This time asking him questions about his misdeeds.
"Chief Wiggum is it true you take our prisoners at night and race them?" asked a journalist.
"No... we don't take prisoners out at night and race them..." said Wiggum. Journalists babbled and chatted loudly. "No we don't put squirrels down our trousers for bets..."
Some cops had squirrels scurrying inside their trousers and laughing.
"Guys knock it off!" Wiggum told them off. The cops shooed the squirrels out of their trousers and the rodents scurried off somewhere.
More journalists yelling. "No! We most certainly don't use the electric chair to roast chickens! This press conference is over!" He went out back but the undead roasted chicken clucked and ran out to freedom! Freedooooom!
Homer then spied on his friends to get information from them. They were discussing rumours that Miss Universe is no longer beautiful.
Then he almost let slip that he is Mr X.
"Homer are you Mr X?" Carl asked him.
"No of course not! Do I look like an eight foot tall undead killing machine in a trench coat to you?!" Homer said in disbelief.
"We meant the webpage with the news the Mayor's pool and the irritating noises! Not the Resident Evil Monster that the narrator is obsessed with..." said Lenny.
I'm not obsessed! It's a hilarious gag at Homer's alter ego!
"Ooooohhh..." said Homer. "Just try to ignore Oz... he's being silly again..."
At home.
"Oz..." asked Lisa.
"Yup?" asked Oscar.
"Why is this episode part of a trilogy?"
"Because I'm referencing Lord of the rings. Even though the title is a reference to Lord of the flies..." said Oscar. He took out a copy of Lord of the flies and browsed through it before bursting into tears. "Oh Piggy why did you die!? I love-Ed you Piggy! I love-ed you!"
"There, there Oz..." Lisa comforted him because he was crying over Piggy's death.
"Geek..." Bart groaned walking past.
"Neanderthal..." Oscar retorted.
"Oooooh! Clever!" Lisa smirked high fiving Oscar.
"I've been sitting on the toilet... all the live long day..." Mr Burns sung at the Plant while sat on a toilet in the executive bathroom. He no longer was intellectual and cultured Mr Burns spouting about hanging out with Hoover and Coolidge. Instead when he wasn't sneering and glaring at lesser employees he sung silly songs in the executive bathroom.
"Sir you've been in there for well over half an hour singing..." said Smithers.
The toilet flushed and the cubicle opened.
"Is everything ready for our secret meeting?" Mr Burns asked Smithers as he washed his hands...
"Yes sir." Smithers dried Mr Burns's hands.
"Excellent." said Mr Burbs.
Whatever his secret meeting was it involved selling uranium 235 to terrorists!
"Satan will be proud Mr Burns..." said the terrorists laughing evil,y. Ok... now he's selling uranium 235 to satan worshipping terrorists...
However Homer was listening from a vent. He gasped in horror at Mr Burn's evil plan.
At home time drove off somewhere and told the authorities about what he had witnessed.
The authorities arrested Mr Burns for financing terrorism and took him away.
At home Marge was worried by Honer's latest scheme to run a popular website.
"Mom what's wrong?" said Lisa as she went to the lounge with Bart, Hugo and Maggie.
"Oh it's your father and this Mr X business! I told him I don't like him eavesdropping on people and airing their dirty laundry." said Marge.
"Yet you don't mind eavesdropping on me trying to find out why I was suspended... You'll never find out..." said Bart.
Marge made a frustrated groan. "Ooooooh! I'm running about like a headless chicken worrying about your father..." said Marge.
The headless roasted chicken ran in squawking before eventually expiring.
"What was that?!" Marge gasped.
"Wiggum's lunch." said Oscar. And a reoccurring gag for this episode." ... "Oh well, waste not, want not..." he began eating the roasted chicken.
Marge and the kids looked at him like he had three heads.
"So, Marge... wanna know how we all got off of that island..." said Oscar eating chicken.
"She knows Oz, we told her when we got home..." said Bart.
"Moe rescued you. And we all had a party praising him. And then the Mayor gave him the key to the city." said Marge.
"I've never seen Moe so happy." said Lisa.
The mysterious Mr X was awarded a Pulitzer Prize for foiling the evil Mr Burns's attempts to supply uranium to terrorists. Now Homer had a dilemma. He really wanted that Pulitzer Prize, but... if he outed himself as the guy who got Mr Burns arrested. Mr Burns would surely fire him. Plus a lot of other people would not be very happy with him for getting them into trouble. Apu was in serious trouble for selling week old donuts as bagels, Krusty was in jail for manslaughter.
So Homer had an idea.
"Will Mr X ever come forward to collect his award?" A lady news reader asked holding a Pulitzer Prize medal.
"Certainly ma'am!" said Mr X. Homer with a black sack on his head with a question mark on it, not the Resident Evil 2 boss...
"Mr X!" The lady gasped.
Mr X delivered a speech hinting he was closer to a lot of people than they might think and not just some mysterious stranger. The lady gave him his reward and he left, leaving everyone gossiping as to who he really was.
In Jail Mr Burns angrily plotted his revenge against Mr X while Green Mile Guy sucked out his evil and shouted at mice.
"You want some corn Mr Mouse? Well too bad! I'll kill you!" The black dude from Green Mile shouted at a tiny white mouse.
Mr Burns rolled his eyes.
At the Simpsons house Homer was at his computer working on a new story.
"Okay here's the scoop Dad. Apparently the school is freezing hobos for dissecting class!" said Bart. "I have proof. These Bindles." Bart was holding Bindles. A stick with a colourful large handkerchief tied on the end carrying belongings.
"Hey! That is my Bindle!" Oscar yelled taking a red Bindle.
"You have a hobo Bindle..." Bart asked.
"Yes..." said Oscar. "Before I moved in with you guys I was homeless and squatting..." Oscar explained. "My belongings are in this. Some how...
"Now that's A grade material!" said Homer typing up the rumour and taking a picture of Bart with the Bindles.
"Aw shucks! Dad not so loud! I have a reputation as a troublemaker to uphold..." Bart whined.
"Bart hand over your club membership... you're outta the club..." said American Dennis the Menace. Bart was kicked out of a club that consisted of himself, American Dennis the Menace, British Dennis the Menace from the Beano, and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
Bart sorrowfully handed over his membership card.
...
Some months pass, or Springfield has rather lax security when it comes to making sure prisoners serve adequate sentences before they can apply for parole. I mean they realease a dangerous individual like Sideshow Bob onto the streets multiple times, so there someone stupid in charge...
Anyhoo. Mr Burns was free whether he adequately served his sentence for supplying terrorists with uranium or not. Ready for his revenge against Mr X. It was simple. He offered Mf X a reward and a ceremony. So he could bow and therefore Mr. Burns could remove his shoddy disguise.
"You're right mysterious Narrator. A bag on the head is a rather shoddy disguise. Unfortunately it has rendered us all idiots unable to identify Mr X. And those smart enough to decipher who he is can't prove who he is without unmasking him!" said Mr Burns.
"Are you sure he will take the bait?" Smithers asked.
"Of course! Everyone likes getting awards and rewards!" said Mr Burns. "Plus by the looks of his infuriating website he seems like quite an idiot..."
Plot 3
The Simpsons were in the lounge either reading, playing board games or performing science experiments. Yes Hugo I'm talking about you...
When suddenly, Mr X from Resident Evil 2 paid them a visit to advance the plot to Mr Burns's trap. The undead monster silently handed Homer a letter as if to say, "I got your mail by mistake."
"WooHoo! Another award! From old man Burns!" said Homer. "Now you'll have a twin..." he said to his Pulitzer Prize.
Hugo growled.
"No I won't neglect and hide this prize away Hugo..." Homer sighed.
"Dad I really think this is a trap! It's so obvious even a monkey could figure it was a trap..." said Lisa.
"Or it's so obvious even our Dad could figure it out..." said Bart.
"Why you! I'll teach you to assume I'm stupider than a monkey!" Homer strangles Bart. "I'm starting to think I shoulda paid attention to you months ago in the last Lord of the Fries episode! Raaaaagh! Instead of ignoring you!"
Bart wheezed and gasped for breath.
...
Of course Homer stupidly went to the awards ceremony as Mr X. When he received his award. Mr Burns thanked him humbly for being a worthy foe. "Isn't that right, Homer Simpson!" said Mr Burns unmasking him in front of the town.
Everyone gasped.
"You got me sent to jail, again! You stupid nincompoop!" Krusty yelled wearing orange prison clothes.
"You got me suspended from work you irritating park keeper with a big nose!" said Apu angry.
"Uh Apu... it's a Nosey Parker..." said Bart.
"You... rightfully got me my just deserts citizen and got the town money reappropriated back to where it should be spent. Fixing roads. I thank you citizen and I was foolish to think I could get away with frivolously spending it on a swimming pool..." Mayor West wasn't angry with Homer, in fact he thought he was in the right in that situation for exposing him.
"Still doesn't make up for building a solid gold Dig'em frog does it West..." Bart sighed.
Oscar was eating Sugar Smacks and humming the jingle.
"I shan't fire you Simpson, your punishment will be at the hands of the people who's lives have been ruined by your eavesdropping." said Mr Burns. "Plus no one will trust you not to ear wig on private conversations any more..." said Mr Burns.
He left Homer to be beaten up by the citizens he got into trouble posting rumours about them.
Homer cried as he was beaten up.
...
Homer found he couldn't eavesdrop with his pen and note pad anymore as people clammed up when they saw him or quickly changed the subject. Even worse Moe kicked him out of the bar because the barflies didn't feel comfortable gossiping around him.
Homer also found he was losing visitors to his website. With no news he resorted to making up stuff and wrote nonsense or as he liked to call it. Bullplop.
"Ugh... Dad seriously?" Lisa whined.
"New race discovered under... Denver... all named Morton... or Mortinson." said Homer.
"Dad that's ridiculous." Lisa sighed.
"Hmmmmm... it says on Homer's website that Spanish and Italian are the same language! Ahehehehe! Well I'll be!" Hibbert chuckled.
"The government is putting mind control drugs in Vaccines?!" Ned gasped. "Aren't you boys glad I didn't vaccinate you?"
"The slightest cold could kill me!" said Rod.
Todd was feverish and speaking in tongues.
"Mints are just aspirin?!" Um okay..." said Krusty. Imagine if he believed that?! XD!
However Homer's rumours soon go him into serious trouble.
Homer went to the Kwik e mart but Apu was unusually quiet.
"Apu you're unusually quiet today." said Homer. "Um Apu you're scaring me." Homer tipped Apu over revealing he was a cardboard cutout. "Oh my god! Homer then went to the beer freezers only to find they were rubbery inflatables. "What is going on?" Homer asked.
Outside the Kwik e Mart was actually a truck. It took Homer somewhere.
"Oh my god! Am I being kidnapped?!" Homer asked as he stumbled about inside the truck suddenly it filled with sleepy gas...
Bart then went to the real Kwik e mart the fake was parked in front of. He went inside and found Apu bound and gagged. Bart decided to read a magazine. Apu muffled and tried to speak. Bart then decided to remove the sticky tape from his mouth so he could speak.
"I said this isn't a library!" said Apu. Bart stuck the sticky tape over his mouth again and continued reading. A man then came in and smugly ate grapes from the fruit stall before leaving. Apu muffled angrily in frustration.
Homer woke up some time later on an island with a flamingo wearing a bowler hat staring at him! He screamed and startled the bird.
Homer looked around. As well as flamingos wearing bowler hats, there were penguins wearing top hats and bow ties smoking, peacocks and posh British people like the sugar stealing guy.
"This is indeed a disturbing universe..." said Homer disturbed by the surreal island.
Then there was a rather sinister Koala giggling deviously as he wore a Brazilian Mask from a masque ball.
Uh where am I?!" Homer asked.
"Oh this is the Island." said the posh people.
"Why am I here?" Homer asked.
"Because you know something." said a posh guy.
"But I don't know anything! Well not much..." said Homer. Then he realised.
"Oh my God! I got kidnapped! Better call the authorities!" said Homer.
"There's no point. No one will come to rescue you! You're trapped here! Forever!" said a creepy guy.
Oh yeah? We'll just see about that!" said Homer, he ran into a phone booth. "Hello? Police? Yes I wish to report a really weird island!" said Homer but at Poison gas made him sleepy.
"Ooooooh... okay..."said Homer collapsing unconscious.
The evil, sinister koala wearing a feathery mask laughed evilly again.
...
On the Island.
Homer woke up in a very surreal looking room with people in black costumes from the TV series, The Prisoner. The room had egg shaped capsule chairs and looked like it had been decorated for Austin Powers to hold swinging parties in. Or that a hippy threw up in it. Or Moe's damn surreal hipster bar, M.
"Those are all the exact same things I thought narrator." said Homer as he woke up.
The Dude from The Prisoner helped Homer up. "Hello friend, I'm number 6."
"Good afternoon. I'm number 15, pray, what number are you?" asked number fifteen.
"I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever- Oh, I'm number 5." said Homer looking at his badge. Somehow someone dressed him while he was unconscious. Why and why as a character from The Prisoner, I don't know. "Ha! In your face Number 6!" Homer taunted Number 6.
"Yes quite so..." said Number 6.
"So who are all these odd balls?" Homer asked.
"We have been brought here because we know too much." said Number 6. "Number 21 knows how to turn water into gasoline. Number 11 knows the deadly secret behind Tic Tacs." Mmmmmm! Deadly Tic Tacs... "and I invented the bottomless peanut bag." Number 6 showed his invention. A cinema/circus peanut bag.
"Wooooow!" said Homer finding it was indeed bottomless.
"There's just one thing... who bought us all here?" Homer asked.
"I don't know." said Number 6.
"Did you bring us here?" Homer asked being stupid.
"No." said Number 6 annoyed with him.
"Is there a number 1? Can you imagine what a wiener he'd be?! Hehehe! Hello! My name is number 1! And so on." said Homer.
"Now that's quite enough Homer!" Number 1 of the Stonecutters yelled. "And no I'm number 83 here for some reason."
"And I'm number 4..." Nigel Uno from Codename KND sighed.
...
Marge for some reason being the first to notice Homer was missing called Wiggum to try to find Homer. They were in a forest with a sniffer dog trying to find him.
"Don't worry ma'am even if half you husband is out here, Officer Scraps will find him." said Wiggum.
"Oh that's a darling name for a dog!" said Marge.
"Ahem... yes." said Wiggum. "We also brought Slasher," A snarling German shepherd. "But he'd probably bring your husband back in pieces..."
"Eeeughh!" Marge said in disgust.
"And we also brought Max the sheep dog from Disney's the Little Mermaid that Oscar likes because of his big wet shiny black nose." said Wiggum.
Max the Sheepdog was sniffing Oscar's crotch. Oscar giggled pervertedly.
Suddenly Scraps barked and found something.
"Go find it boy!" Wiggum released the blood hound.
However the dog swam into the sea never to return.
"Uh... Chief I don't think he's coming back..." said Lou.
...
Homer woke up from being knocked out again to a cymbal monkey playing its cymbals.
"They drugged my tea! They knew my one weakness..." Homer had been drinking tea from a cup and saucer at one point.
Homer was in a lava lamp room right surreal rippling walls when a sinister bald man with glasses wearing a Nehru suit descended from the ceiling and sat before him.
"Hello number 5. How are things?" said the sinister bald man.
"Who are you? And why have you brought me to this god forsaken island?! I want answers and I want them now! Or later." yelled Homer.
"Yes all in good- Ow! Please don't do that." said the sinister bald man but Homer threw his cup at him.
"Sorry." said Homer.
"I am the mastermind behind this whole operation. I have taken you from your usual humdrum life because of your webpage speaks too much of my organisation's plans..." said the sinister bald man.
"What?! My website is nothing but bull plop! Grade A Bullplop!" said Homer.
"Oh don't be cute... I was referring to your article about flu shots. Yes we have been adding mind control serums to flu shots..." said the sinister bald man.
"You monster! Why?!" Homer yelled and threw a saucer at him. It missed.
"We do this every December. Right before Christmas shopping... so everyone goes on a mad shopping spree..." said the sinister bald man.
"Of course! It's simple! ... no wait it's needlessly complicated..." said Homer.
"Exactly and we can't have you muddling it up can we?" said the sinister bald man.
"No sir..." said Homer. He noticed the doodads and novelty gadgets in the room. There was the cymbal monkey, a white drinking bird and a Newton swinging ball thing. Homer grabbed the Newton toy and threw it at the sinister bald man but missed.
"Yes there's a good boy... now have some ice cream..." said the sinister bald man.
A bowl of ice cream laced with obvious drugs, pills and injection needles appeared before Homer.
"You can drug me all you want. But my family won't rest until they find my drug bloated corpse!" said Homer.
"Oh I wouldn't count on it Number 5." said the sinister bald man. "In fact as far as they're concerned Homer Simpson is stepping through the front door right now..." said the sinister bald man.
"Can you repeat that?" Homer asked eating The drugged ice cream.
...
Marge was at home worried about Homer. Suddenly Homer (It's not really him...) walked through the door in a gat and tie.
"Honey Fruen I'm home!" said Homer in a deep German voice.
"You're not my Homie!" said Marge.
"Yeah yeah... you must excuse my absence. I have been on a last minute business trip with Mr Burns. Now I shall take you out to a fancy but sensibly priced restaurant and then we return home for some efficient German sex..." said the fake Homer.
"Well it would be nice to not have to cook..." said Marge.
Plot 4
Homer was on the island playing croquet with the other prisoners when his ball emitted gas and knocked him out. "Oooooooh! Not again..." he groaned falling asleep.
The sinister koala with a feather mask giggled evilly.
At home, Fake Homer was shaving his head with an obvious hair line while watching TV with Bart.
"Son aren't there any evil movies on? Like ones about an evil island or something?" said the Fake German Homer.
"Dad there's something different about you..." said Bart.
"Ah must be the new work tie..." said Fake Homer.
"Yeah..." said Bart shrugging. I love how completely clueless they are!
At the island Homer woke up in some reeds. "Oooooh! I hate being drugged..." Homer groaned. "I've got to get outta here. But how?!" Homer asked.
"Pssst! Over here Homer." said Number 6. "I've worked on this four thirty three years. It's made out of toilet rolls, plastic forks and toothpicks."
There was a home made boat. How the hell do you McGyver a boat out of loo roll, plastic cutlery and toothpicks?!
"And the sail is made from scabs and dynamite!" Number 6 continued. Now that's just ridiculous! Does Mickey Rooney steal the scabs for him? And is the boat prone to exploding? "It's small... it's smelly... but there's just enough room fur us-"
Homer pushed him over. "Woohoo!" And stole the boat to sail home.
"Blast! That's the third time that's happened!" Number 6 yelled.
"How old are you?!" Patrick Star yelled confused. Well assuming if he did spend thirty three years on each boat before getting it stolen by selfish island inmates... well that's just ridiculous! He'd be over a hundred years old! I assume the blueprints to physical prototype took thirty three years. Each new boat probably only took a few months of pilfering cutlery and loo rolls and then building a fresh boat...
...
Homer sailed in the boat when the sea bubbled and Rover appeared with eerie sounds. As long as it doesn't engulf Homer like it did Hans Moleman and scare the bajeezus out of me I'm fine...
Homer screamed when he saw Rover. "Ah! An anti escape orb!" He looked for something to fight Rover. He found the plastic forks that made up the boat and took one. With a grunt he poked Rover with a fork and it popped like a balloon. "Eh, that was easy..." said Homer.
"Why would you think a big balloon would stop him?" the sinister bald man said to a blonde woman.
"Shut up! That's why!" said the blonde woman.
Homer parked the loo roll boat on his drive and ran inside. "What a horrible four months! Gotta warn everyone!"
He sat at his computer and typed away furiously. "Attention all! Weird, island ran by creeps who are secretly running the world!" said Homer as he typed but the letters fell off the screen. "Hey!"
And sinister bald man appeared.
"Sorry old chap but you're proving to be quite the caterpillar in our buttermilk!" said sinister bald guy.
"Uh?" said Homer.
"We're shutting you down..." said sinister bald man.
"Never! No one can silence me but me!" said Homer.
"That arranged, can be!" said the fake German Homer. As scary music played.
"Huh?" said Homer. The fake Homer grabbed the mouse yanking it out of its socket and strangled Homer with it! Cooooool!
"Yes! Fight and struggle!" said the sinister bald man.
"If I know me, I won't like being kicked in the crotch!" Homer kicked the evil Homer in the crotch.
"D'oh! Meine balls!" The German Homer cried in pain and fainted.
Homer's family then came in with brown bags of shopping.
"Everyone! It's me! The real Homer!" said Homer.
"Well duh! We kind of guessed the other was a fake. It was just funny playing along for four months." said Oscar.
"Oh Homie! We missed you!" said Marge hugging Homer.
Sinister bald man clapped sarcastically.
"Bravo number 5. But you know what happens to bad little fishies who slip through the net..." said sinister bald man.
"Can I unplug this?" Lisa asked.
"Sure go ahead." said Homer. Sinister bald man protested as Lisa switched off the computer.
"It's great to have you back Homer." said Bart.
Santa's little helper barked happily.
"The dog things so too!" said Marge.
Everyone laughed but a sleeping gas shot out of Santa's Little Helper's mouth knocking them out.
"Bad dog..." Homer groaned as they fell over unconscious.
They found themselves on the island wearing posh clothes. The kids played on space hoppers, Marge and Homer drank tea.
"You know apart from the random drugging this place isn't so bad!" said Marge.
"Yes truly God's county..." said Homer.
The evil koala giggled and sprayed us with knock out gas!
"See you at the island..." said Homer as the credits roll.
"Yes... the island..." said Lisa clearly drugged.
The End?