Blame It on Lisa A high phone bill with calls to Brazil makes Homer think Bart is pranking other countries again until Lisa admits she made the calls.
Plot
Bart was watching Itchy and Scratchy.
"Tee me in Catty!" said Itchy playing golf.
"Okay Mousey!" said Scratchy.
(Screaming) Itchy killed him violently again.
Bart laughed.
"I'm Tiger Woods and I cheated on my wife." said Tiger Woods.
Itchy shot him.
Bart laughed.
"Now that's what I call a moon shot!" He laughed.
"Now that's what I call a moon shot!" said Oscar.
"Oscar I just said that. Don't copy me..." said Bart.
"Well that was a hilarious Itchy and Scratchy, Boys and Girls. Now it's..." Krusty read his schedule. "Ugh... time for another episode of Happy Little Elves..."
"We have a contract Krusty..." said the cartoonist who made Happy Little Elves.
Bart groaned as Happy Little Elves were on being Happy Little Dorks.
The elves jumped about. Then the curious bear cub appeared from his box.
"Come on Bubbles, let's pick elf berries!" said Yendor.
"Come on Bubbles, let's pick elf berries!" said Homer.
"Dad, that line was in the cartoon." said Bart.
"I'm pretty sure it wasn't." said Homer. "Anyway why are you watching this? You hate it."
"Lisa, Maggie and Oscar love watching it." said Bart.
Oscar was transfixed by the curious bear cub's big wet shiny green nose and wet his pants. He's obsessed with big wet shiny cartoon bear noses.
Bart seeing a wet patch form on Oscar's brown shorts winced in disgust.
...
Homer goes through today's bills. He is shocked to find the phone bill is so high and there are numerous calls to Brazil...
"Boy! Get in here now!" Homer yells for Bart.
"What?" Bart asks.
"Have you been making international calls again!?" Homer remembers when they went to Australia because of Bart's prank.
"No! Honestly! It wasn't me!" Bart protested.
"Choke on you lies!" Homer throttles Bart.
"Homer!" Marge scolds Homer for strangling Bart.
Bart is making gasps as Homer strangles him.
"What's going on?! I am trying to change Oscar's diaper!" Marge yelled.
Oscar blushed. "Marge not everyone needs to know that..."
"Bart is prank calling foreign places again!" Homer roared.
"No I'm not! Honest!" Bart said wheezing.
"What's going on?" Lisa asked.
"Nothing angel. Your brother is making phone calls to Brazil and denying it! Tell the truth!" Homer squeezes Bart's neck tighter.
"Oh, those phone calls?" Lisa asked feeling guilty.
"Did you make those?!" Marge asked.
"But you're the good kid!" Homer whined.
"Yes! But please don't be mad! I was doing them for a good cause!" Lisa explained.
Lisa explained everything. How she was donating money to help a Brazilian orphan. But they kept calling her.
"And you can't put the phone down on a nun!" Lisa explained.
"I know! They have powers!" said Marge making spooky hand gestures.
"Well, I guess I owe you an apology boy..." said Homer sheepishly.
"You nearly killed me!" Bart tried to yell but his throat really hurts and it was difficult to talk.
"I should be happy Dad didn't accuse me." said Hugo.
"You don't even get to be accused you! You freak!" Homer snapped.
"Enough!" Oscar snapped.
...
They went to the phone company they were with.
"What one are we with again?" Homer asked.
"I think we're with Comquaaq." said Marge.
"No, I think its Niagular." said Bart.
"No, last week they became Vertiqual." said Lisa.
Hugo growled and jabbered in beastly manner.
A man was on the phone to a customer. He was offering a deal. However they put the phone down.
"She put the phone down on me! What did I do?" The man started sobbing.
Lindsey Naegle greeted the Simpsons.
"Lindsey Naegle. How can I help you?" Lindsey sat them in her office.
"How comes your everywhere?! Weren't you a fundraiser for the church?" Marge asked.
"I'm a sexual predator." said Lindsey.
Homer and Marge, and Oscar screamed.
"Not that kind of sexual predator... I mean I'm quite the animal in bed! (Purrs seductively)" Lindsey corrected them.
"Eeeeeew!" said Homer.
Oscar drooled aroused.
"Look we've received this phone bill. We've got to the bottom of who made them. My er daughter was doing so good deed... But we're not paying that!" said Marge.
"Then I will cut off your phone line." said Lindsey.
"Then I'll cut off your ponytail!" said Homer grabbing some scissors.
"Homer!" Marge stopped him.
"Marge it's called negotiating..." Homer groaned.
"Oh..." said Marge.
Unfortunately they got nowhere with Lindsey and got thrown out because of Homer's outlandish behaviour and obsession with threatening to cut hair.
"Why do you always fight with every utility?!" Marge nagged.
...
At home Homer decided on a crazy scheme...
"Oh! Crazy scheme! Crazy scheme!" Bart cheered.
Homer climbed the pylons on their street and tried to hijack into Flanders's phone line.
"Now was it red or green?" Homer asked. "I'll try red." He put the crocodile clips on the red wire, he was electrocuted and thrown off the ladder.
"Okay, the green one then..." he was electrocuted again.
"How about both?" He got electrocuted again.
"I'll try the red one again." He got electrocuted again.
Oscar laughed.
Homer woke up inside on the couch.
"What happened?!" Homer asked.
"We brought you in while you were unconscious." said Bart. "Your heart briefly stopped and you were giving off smoke."
"No more crazy schemes! We'll just have to pay that bill..." Marge sighed.
Homer sighed.
Inside Bill Cosby told Oscar off for breaking the microwave but putting something in there that shouldn't go in there. Ie metal.
"Did you put a zip zop diddly kaboom in the microwave and then put in some maffah clappah shing shong on top of it?! You're weird!" said Bill.
"No you are..." Oscar winced at his gibberish.
Then Bill Cosby annoyed Ned by jazzing up bible quotes.
"Man can not live on bread alone. He must have peanut butter."
Ned frowned. "That's not what Jesus meant..."
"Zip zop frazzle snazzle!" said Bill Cosby.
Then he thought a chicken heart was gonna eat him so he smeared jello all over the floor and set the couch on fire.
Marge gasped seeing the couch on fire.
"Ok no more Bill Cosby..." said Homer concerned.
...
They decided to visit Lisa's orphan in Brazil. He had sent a video chat. However he was, Pepe!
"Pepe?!" Homer asked.
"Aaaaaagh! His eyes are so buggy!" Oscar screamed because of Pepe's big eyes.
"Homer?" Pepe asked.
"Dad?! You know him?!" Lisa asked.
"Of course! I temporarily adopted him under that bigger brother scheme to get back at Bart's stupid revenge scheme!" said Homer.
"You forgot to pick me up! I was mad at you! For a good reason!" Bart yelled.
Homer growled at Bart.
"Okay, chill out! Let's see what's in the savings account, see if we can book a holiday to Brazil." said Marge.
"Oh Mom! Really?!" Lisa asked.
"If we can afford it, sweetie." said Marge.
James Bouvier made a cameo.
"Brazil?! Don't you know all the little boys there are little Hitlers?!"
Marge groaned at his ignorance.
"It's true! I saw it on a movie once! Who's name I cannot remember..." said James.
Marge sighed.
"Apparently Hitler never committed suicide with Eva Braun and went to live in Brazil..." said Oscar.
The Simpsons decide to continue watching Pepe. He was dancing samba.
"He's so adorable. Can we have another baby?" Marge asked Homer. XD.
"No way! I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one." said Homer.
"I want a baby!" Marge screamed.
"You have Maggie!" Homer groaned.
...
"And with the money left over, the orphanage was able to buy a door." said Pepe. "Now the monkeys cannot bite me." Monkeys appeared. "Uh-oh."
(SCREECHING) Monkeys screeched and chased him into the orphanage.
"I am like sugar to them." said Pepe.
Oscar laughed maniacally. "You damn dirty monkeys!"
Bart groaned.
"It is very expensive to go find one boy among several million people, dear." said Marge.
"Yes but we must find him Mom." said Lisa.
"I concur." said Bart. "What? I do care about him."
"Fine. I want to meet monkeys. and put tiny fezzes on them!" said Homer.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Bart groaned.
"I don't know. It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil." said Marge differing.
"Not if we buy our tickets on the internet." said Lisa. "It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City and East Saint Louis, spend a night in a haunted house and leave right now."
"Cooooool! A haunted house!" said Oscar.
Bart winced.
"Then it's settled. We will go to Brazil!" said Homer.
They were grabbed and thrown to Brazil. "YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL!"
"Narrator no! That meme doesn't exist yet..." Bart groaned.
"And I will have been to every continent. Except Antarctica." said Lisa.
"Next year we will go to Antarctica! But this year we're going to Brazil!" said Homer.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
Plot 2
They went to the kitchen and went through the savings and finances. However they were short and needed to make some sacrifices...
"Hmmmm!" Marge groaned. "We'll all have to make some sacrifices... Homer you'll have to give up beer for a while."
"Aaaaaaagh!" Homer screamed.
"I know it's tough dear." said Marge. "Bart, you'll have to give up your guitar lessons."
"No way man!" said Bart.
"Bart please..." Marge asked.
"Lisa you'll have to give up something." said Marge,
Lisa sighed. She agreed to give up an encyclopaedia subscription or something.
"I'll give up brushing my teeth." said Hugo.
"No Hugo!" Marge said firmly.
Lisa was um forgetful this episode.
"I just tried to call Janey but the phone won't work..."
The Simpsons fell over anime style from frustration.
"Sweetie the phone company cut us off for not paying the bill!" said Marge softly.
"Oh yeah..." said Lisa.
"And Janey was mean to you when you turned vegetarian..." said Oscar.
"So I says to Mabel I says... That guy's a bum." Bart was having an idle conversation with Hugo.
"Bum bum! Buuuuuuum! Bum!" Oscar started yelling about bums again.
The Simpsons winced.
Later Lenny and Carl rang because they were concerned they couldn't get a hold of Homer.
"Homer we tried to call! We found a box of taco shells in the reactor!" said Carl.
Homer groaned. "It's my phone company. I owe them hundreds of dollars for calls to Brazil and I refused to pay s they cut me off..."
...
Eventually their scrimping and saving went a long way and they could afford to go to Brazil.
One the plane Lisa explained to Homer that the seasons were the other way round in the Southern Hemisphere.
"Oh! So it's opposite Land! Dogs walk people!" Homer suggested.
"No Dad it's not like that at all!" Lisa replied.
"Hot snow falls up?" Homer asked.
"Yes Dad..." Lisa sighed.
"Aaaaaaagh! Opposite land! Burgers eat people!" Oscar screamed.
Lisa sighed.
Meanwhile Bart was learning Spanish. "There, I'm fully fluent in Spanish!"
"That's nice dear. But in Brazil they speak Portuguese!" said Marge.
"Oh." said Bart sighing.
"Forget all that junk Boy!" said Homer.
"Homer no-" Marge protested.
However Bart was smacking himself on the head with the fold up tray. "There, all gone!"
Marge sighed.
"This is your captain speaking. The local temperature in Rio de Janeiro is hot, hot, hot, with 100% chance of passion!" said the pilot.
"Fernando, you make that joke every time." said the co pilot.
"It was that joke that made you fall in love with me." said the pilot.
"Hey, Maggie, how are you doing back there?" said Homer to where Maggie was sat. Alone!
Maggie frowned and sucked her pacifier.
"Oh, so helpless." said Homer.
(GASPS) "Look, it's the giant statue of Christ on Corcovado." said Lisa.
"Wow. It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country." said Homer.
"Lis, what do you care about Jesus? You're a Buddhist now." said Bart.
Lisa grumbled. She meditated.
Hugo was chewing his seat's arm.
"Hugo stop chewing that!" Homer yelled.
...
They arrived in Brazil.
"It says you can get anywhere by conga line!" said Marge.
They joined a conga line.
"To the hotel!" Homer asked.
They conga lined to their hotel. Once they arrived they left the conga.
However all the staff were soccer mad. Probably because the finest football/soccer players were Brazilian. Like Pele. They were headering and kicking the suitcases and keys everywhere.
Homer tried to copy them. However his suitcase fell open and it had a book titled "How to loot Brazil." in it.
"How to,loot Brazil?!" Lisa winced reading it.
"Um... Hehehe..." Homer chuckled sheepishly.
Hugo winced.
...
They went to their hotel room.
Homer found a beer hat and wore it.
"I will raid the snack fridge! And I will not pay!" Homer sung.
Bart found a fruit hat and started dancing. "I am Taquila... and I dance all day!" he sung until Oscar got fed up and summoned cartoon squirrels with big round wet shiny black noses to maul him. Bart cried out under the angry chatters and squeaks of the cartoon squirrels.
Later as everyone was getting ready to go out Bart was watching an inappropriate kid's show that was local.
"Bart what are you watching?" Marge asked as she saw a scantily clothed woman dancing around and making suggestive gestures with the letters.
"Teleboobies." Bart replied like it was normal. The puppets were being suggestive as well.
"Bart! Turn that off! I don't want Maggie watching that! Let alone you!" Marge yelled and turned off the TV.
"But it's Brazil's most popular kid's show!" Bart protested.
"Oh really? Well I'm going to see them to complain!" Marge replied.
"You are boned..." Hugo said to Bart, smirking.
...
Marge was furiously pacing up and down the hotel room.
"Bert and Ernie left it to your imagination." she muttered.
Homer was dancing with the beer and snacks hat on his head.
"I will eat a Toblerone and I will not pay." said Homer dancing.
Guys! While you're singing and dancing, and Bart watching an inappropriate Kids show, somewhere out there Ronaldo is waiting to be found." said Lisa.
"I am here Simpsons!" said the footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in their hotel room for some reason.
"Oh that was easy. Now we just have to find Pepe." said Lisa.
"Okay but first the monkeys." said Homer.
Oscar chuckled.
...
They tried to find Pepe. First they tried his orphanage.
"Ah Pepe. Yes we know where he is." said a lady.
"You know where he is?" Homer asked.
"No I was just distracting you while the orphans rob you." said the lady running the orphanage. Orphans ripped Homer and Bart's trouser/short pockets and nicked their stuff.
"Gimme that back now! Or die!" Oscar angrily chased the orphans because they took his money.
They then got the coach into town.
"Oh! The houses are so colourful!" said Marge.
"Mom, those are just slums. The government has done that so as not to upset the tourists..." Lisa explained.
"Yeah, look what they did to the rats...' said Bart.
Loads of colourful rats of different colours scurried past.
"Oh! They look like skittles!" said Homer.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
...
They then went to Papaya Street. Which was known for having flying nuns.
"Oz, nuns can't fly. At least without getting on a plane." Lisa sighed.
Nuns were flying like birds and flapping their wings.
Lisa sighed exasperated.
"Oh look! Lionel Messi!" said Homer.
Messi was juggling and kicking up a soccer ball.
"He's probably messy too." said Oscar.
The Simpsons fell over anime style frustrated.
They then had dinner in a Brazilian restaurant.
Bart and Oscar saw that they served meat on swords.
"Cooooool!" they said in awe.
"Dad! I'm vegetarian!" said Lisa.
"Still?!" Homer asked. Um yes... "But you're on vacation! I'm not wearing my wedding ring!"
"Homer!" Marge yelled.
Bart and Oscar were in awe of being served meat on swords.
"Cooooool! Sword meat!" said Bart and Oscar.
Homer booked a table with the manager.
"Yello?" Homer asked.
"Siiiii?" asked Brazilian yes guy.
"I'd like a table for 6 with one baby chair." said Homer.
"Siiiiiiii!" said the man and guided them to their table.
"What an odd fellow, he seems familiar..." said Homer.
They had dinner which to Bart and Oscar's joy involved meat on swords. Main course descended into them having a sword fight!
"En guard!" Bart yelled as he started a sword fight with Oscar. Their swords clanged together.
Lisa winced.
They caused mayhem across the restaurant until Marge confiscated their swords.
"Hmmm!" she took their swords off of them. They groaned and sat down.
After dinner Homer paid the bill.
"Bill please." Homer poked the yes guy waiter with a sword.
"Siiiiii?" he asked. and gave the bill.
"Does this include tip?" Homer asked.
"Siiiiiii!" said the yes guy.
Homer winced.
...
The next day they went on separate activities. Marge and her daughters went to find Pepe, Homer and the boys (Bart, Oscar and Hugo) went to the beach.
On the beach.
Homer was stopped by a lifeguard asking him to wear speedos as his speedos had gone up his butt. Homer complied and put on another pair, but they too went up his butt like a thong.
On the beach all the ladies screamed and one put a jellyfish on her face and another screamed "No no no!" and put sand in her eyes at the sight of Homer's butt.
"Uh Dad, maybe you should stop wearing speedos..." Bart commented.
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
Plot 3
Meanwhile Marge and Lisa asked at a dance academy. However the teacher used very sexual language.
"We are teaching Samba! It makes sex look like a church!" said Teigo.
"Hmmmm! I don't think I want my daughters hearing that sort of talk!" Marge left with her daughters Lisa and Maggie in a hurry.
"You can't protect them forever! You stupid lady!" said Teigo.
Meanwhile.
Homer was thirsty. He went to a market stall that was serving juice.
"Make a drink from your sweetest fruits." Homer asked paying her. The lady mixed everything into a purple drink.
He tried it. "Hmmm, sweet... Sweet! SWEEEEEEET!" He gagged and dropped down and tried to lick the mud to get rid of the sweet taste.
"Hey! Mom! Lisa!" said Bart as they reunited in the market.
Marge was buying souvenirs.
"Wow! Those lemur bags look so life like!" said Marge. She went to touch one but it was actually a live lemur! It growled and tried to scratch her.
"Eep! I think I'll just buy a bracelet..." said Marge at the red, black and white striped bracelets. However one came alive and was actually a snake. It hissed at her.
"Everything is a thing here!" said Marge realising everything at the stall was alive.
Bart, Hugo, Oscar and Homer arrived.
"So how are you boys doing?" Marge asked.
"We're doing fine, gonna get a taxi back to the hotel. I think I'm getting a burn." said Homer.
"Hmmm! Just be careful!" said Marge. "There's false taxis driving around trying to kidnap people.
"I will..." Homer sighed. He left with the boys.
"And only drink bottled water!" Marge called after him. But he was probably out of hearing range.
...
Homer found a cab and got in.
The driver turned round pointing a gun at him.
"I'm afraid sir that this is what you Americans call a kidnapping." said the driver.
"D'oh! Okay but let the boys go!" said Homer.
"They already left while you were talking." said the driver. Bart, Hugo and Oscar were running away back to the market.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned. The taxi drove away with him.
...
"Whaaaaat?!" Marge gasped.
"Dad's been kidnapped!" said Bart repeating himself.
"We better tell the authorities!" said Marge.
They navigated the market only to find a carnival float.
"Mom look! Teleboobies!" One of them was the rude programme Bart was watching on their first day.
"Bart!" March told him off.
"Mom! It's Pepe!" said Lisa. Pepe was on the Teleboobies float.
"And TV's Xoxocaca... no Xocochoco... Oxohoto...Ah forget it..." said Oscar struggling to figure out the woman's unpronounceable name.
Pepe helped them onto the float. After the carnival finished he discussed that thanks to Lisa's donation he took dance lessons and got a job on the Teleboobies programme.
The Simpsons then told him their plight. He agreed to pay the ransom to rescue Homer.
...
Meanwhile...
"Take that stupid sack off of your head!" One of the kidnappers said to Homer.
"No it smells like cinnamon!" said Homer.
Eventually the kidnappers received their money.
"Our money is so gay looking..." said the taxi driver kidnapper as he commented on the purple and pink notes.
They were satisfied by the ransom and released Homer. However the cable cars broke and they all fell into the Amazon river.
However they swam to safety and arrived on dry land. The kidnappers lamented that their money was ruined and were about to take Homer hostage again but the police arrested them.
"Well that's that sorted, but where's Bart?" Marge asked.
Bart had been swallowed by a python.
"Relax Mom, it's conga time!" He started singing and dancing inside the python.
...
The Simpsons said goodbye bye to Pepe and flew back home. However Homer went to make a phone call only to find the phones weren't working.
"The phone bill! We didn't pay it!" Marge gasped.
"I ain't paying 400 dollars for a phone bill..." said Homer.
"Homer we need our phones. We'll have to see the phone company to negotiate." said Marge.
"Who are we with again?" Lisa asked.
"It was one of those ones with the weird name..." said Bart from inside the python.
"Kukamonga or something." said Homer.
"Can someone get me out of this snake?!" Bart asked. "I'm getting digested!"
Okay no more python...
The python vanished and Bart was back to normal except he was covered in python digestive tract fluids and mucus.
...