Today, our story begins in the Acme Looniversity, the very place where young toons learn from the legends of cartoons in order to one day become like them or even more!
It's Monday and in the hallways which brim with life and joy from students like Babs and Buster Bunny (no relation) who are eager to begin this day, to the grunted sights of ones like Plucky Duck who wishes he was back in his bed to sleep, or Dizzy Devil who tries to spew back the homework he ate. It's truly a regular day for these young toons as much as you can see, but the story today doesn't begin with them, it begins in a classroom where we can see two small birds. The first one is the small, cute and (quite mean) pink canary Sweetie Bird and her favorite mentor, the yellow, slightly taller, the Looney Tunes legend, Tweety Bird.
One is left to ask what these two talking about...
"Thank you for coming Sweetie!" Tweety Bird chirped, always full of joy.
"No problem, Tweety," Sweetie responded in her sweet tone. "But why did you call me here?"
"My nice is coming to the Looniversity to study!" the yellow canary declared, making Sweetie beak drop at this news.
"Niece?!"
"Yes! It'd been so vewy long since I taw her back in France!" Tweety stated, taking out a wallet as big as him and opened it, revealing countless pictures of his many family members. On the very last one, it's him seen together smiling with another canary that is purple with similarly coloured eyes. But what drew attention was the fact that the aforementioned looked like a young chick in spite of it being as tall as him.
"That'd Fifi! My sweetest niece from my diwtantly related french cousin on my mother side of the family twice removed."
"That's one big baby over here," Sweetie stated, tilting her head at the image. She was the one meant to become the successor of Tweety Bird, so the fact that she didn't know her mentor had a nice definetly didn't sit right with her.
"It'd been so vewy long since I last taw her," Tweety reminisced, ignoring his pupil comment. "We only talked through letters, but when she asked if she could study to the Looniversity, my teeny heart grew three times from the joy!"
"And why am I here again?" the pink canary asked, growing impatient at her mentor behaviour.
"Oh! Sorwy! I'm just too excited too meet her after all this time. But, I can't be with her evewy moment, so I was hoping you could be her guide here in Acme Acres!"
"What?!" Sweetie shouted in a harsh tone. "But why me!"
"I mean... I have so much work to do Tweety!~" then lied in her sweet innocent tone. "I don't think I can be a baby-sitter, no matter how sweet and precious your niece is.~"
"Hahaha! Fifi is a big girl! She'd just never been to Amewica before," Tweety explained, (probably) oblivious of his student dismay. "I was hoping you could be one of the first friends she makes when she awives."
"Wait... Arrive?!" Sweetie shouted. "As in coming soon?!"
"Yes! She should be here in any moment!", Tweety responded, as she grabbed Sweetie with his yellow wing and dashed out of the classroom.
Scene change...
The background changes to outside, right at the entrance to the Looniversity, just where Tweety and Sweetie (forced on her part) were exiting.
"Fifi will be here in any moment!", Tweety happily declared, gazing at the sky, hoping he will see his niece.
"It'd been so long! Maybe she'd taller than me or does she even like puwple anymore? Will she wear glasses? Oh... or did she finally found a boyfriend?"
"We have so many things to catch up!"
"Imagine my joy," Sweetie deadpanned, getting irritated by her mentor childish acts. There are some limits to how one can act, no matter how cute they look!
"I think I see her!" the yellow canary announced, pointing up in the sky, seeing in the far away what looked like a purple bird. "Fifi! Over here!"
Sweetie did the same and looked at the sky. She saw the figure of the descending Fifi, "Huh, she doesn't look that big..."
Soon her visage became more clearer, allowing one to see her. Like her uncle, she is a 'regular' canary with vibrant purple feathers, but what truly discerns her from others is that she has a head smaller or rather more normal looking compared to Tweety or Sweetie and she has long tail feathers along with the ones on her head tied like hair with a pink ribbon which causes it to fall over one eye, giving her an attractive, demure look.
"Oncle!" called the descending canary, as her visage got bigger, creating a shadow covering the student and teacher.
"Oh... grub-!" Sweetie gulped, flying back a few inches as she realized that Fifi isn't an average-sized canary, she was way taller... and this didn't slow down her descend, she actually hastened her fall and was soon found embracing her uncle.
"Oncle Tweety!" called the young canary, as she embraced her uncle with her big wings... More like Tweety found himself buried between them. It seems that the young purple canary Fifi is something else, she wasn't just taller, she was WAY bigger than both Sweetie and Tweety combined... She was a giant compared to them! ...Although from a normal-sized toon perception she is around average height for a kid...
"Fifi! You've grown so much since I last taw you," Tweety exclaimed, making Fifi blush beet red.
"O-Oui! I'm quite tall..." the purple canary responded with hesistation.
"A-Anyway... zhis ees zhe Looniversity..." Fifi changed the subject, marveling at the oustide of he school and the statues of the professors. "Eet's beautiful!"
"And you haven't seen the rest of it!" Tweety chirped, as he pointed to Sweetie, bringing the two closer.
"Fifi, I'd like you to meet my best student, Sweetie Bird!"
"Bonjour, Sweetie!" Fifi introduced herself. "I am Fifi Canari from Paris, France! I'm how do you say, new to America, but I hope we'll be friends!"
"Fifi Canari? Now that's original," Sweetie deadpanned unimpressed, as she's taking a look at the niece of his mentor. "Question one: What did your parents feed you to grow up like that?"
"Q-Quoi?" Fifi blinked, taken back by the pink canary question. Nonetheless she still answered. "I was always on zhe bigger side like zhis since I hatched from moi egg... Mes parents were surpised zhat I was zhis tall."
"Yeah... sure," Sweetie rolled her eyes as Tweety spoke up.
"Fufu! Now that you've known each other, I has hoping that Sweetie could be your guide to the Looniversity and Acme Acres,"
"What do you say, Fifi?"
"I was hoping vous could introduce moi to Acme Acres, oncle..." Fifi replied, clearly surprised.
"I wish taht as well, but I'm still one of the professors here. This means I'm a verwy busy birdie," Tweety explained with a sad smile. "This is your first day of school and Sweetie will be here to help you along the way."
"I know you'll do just fine!" he , bringing his niece once again in a hug, but the size difference was making it looking like the young canary Fifi was embracing a child instead of her uncle.
"I'll return to my desk work, but I know taht you two will get along just fine!" with those words, Tweety Bird leaved the two, returning to his boring but necessary papers.
"Goodbye oncle," Fifi said, now leaving her alone with Sweetie.
"I guess there's no helping it..." Sweetie sighed, massaging her eyebrows with her wing, just as she saw someone familiar soon about to cross paths with them, turning her frown upside down.
"Before we begin your first day... here's the last and most important question of all: What do you think about cats?"
"Puddy tats?! Non!" shouted the purple canary, her beak twisting with hate. "Zhey are vile and hungry jerks zhat try to hurt and eat moi and mes fellow canaries!"
"ZHEY ARE THE WORST!!!"
Sweetie grinned mischeviously, pointing her wing behind the purple canary, "Then I guess Tweety was right... well get along just fine.~"
Behind was the visage of the unlucky blue feline Furrball, as he arrived at the Looniversity with his backpack to start his school day, just as he finally noticed the two birds.
"Meow..." Furrball uttered, mouth open wide and his blue fur turning white from sheer terror upon seeing not just Sweetie Bird, his rival, but also another canary with her. One 10 times bigger then her and probably even meaner judging by the expression on her face that isn't hiding behind any smile.
So... he did what he did what was necessary when dealing with such unforseen situation. He rushed to escape, leaving only a cloud of dust in his shape with the backpack that he dropped.
"There's still a few minutes until the first class starts, so we can find that bad luck magnet quite easy!" the pink canary declared, resting her wing on Fifi's shoulder.
"O-Oui... !" Fifi hesistantly nodded her head, more than a bit frightened by her smaller friend wicked aura.
"Stick close to me Fifi Canari!~" Sweetie chirped with an eerie smile, as she goes to the remaining dust trail that would lead her to the poor blue cat, having Fifi fly right beside her. "A new nightmare to all these fleabags has just been created!"
"Mwahahaha!!!"