Friday
One day me and Rowley were walking home from school. We were talking about classes and boring stuff like that, and Rowley was skipping as he walked which I rolled my eyes at.
Then we got to the house I always hated walking by: Fregley's house. And today he was standing out in his yard just STARING at us. It was kind of creepy.
I told Rowley we'd better get out of here before he tries to stick a booger on us or something. But Rowley had something to say.
He said that Fregley was probably "autistic". I asked him what that meant and he said that it was a mental disorder or a condition that can be inherited from mentally ill relatives or gotten from vaccines. It was apparently the cause of Fregley acting so weird all the time.
I called out to Fregley and asked him if he knew he had autism. He didn't say anything, but he started picking his nose which made me think it probably wouldn't be a good idea to stick around. Me and Rowley ran to our houses and didn't look back.
Later, something crazy happened. I told Mom that Fregley was autistic, and she actually said she would give me permission to kill him. Mom had never said anything like that before, but I felt good about it because if I killed Fregley I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. Then Manny came out into the room and said "Kill retard Fregley!" Mom laughed at that and told me that was a word she'd taught him to call autistic people. I laughed too because it was funny.
Saturday
The next day I was ready. I didn't call Rowley over to come with me since I wanted it to be a special surprise. I had a gun with me that Rodrick gave me since Rodrick was planning to shoot up his school soon.
I went out to the sidewalk in front of Fregley's yard and waited for him to come out. He finally did, and right away I shot him. Then I laughed my butt off and so did everyone else on the street who saw it. People congratulated me on killing the retard. It was a great day for everyone.