Years of Planning Years of thinking Years of all kinds of crap and life ramming me up the snootwhacker! more times then I would like to admit! but now Finally it's here! My Long awaited Loud House reboot story that I teased all the back in 2021! is FINALLY here everyone and honestly? I hope you all like it but to clear some of the air: This story is basically my Take on a Loud House version of the Ducktales 2017 Reboot and Like the DT17 Reboot this story will have numerous crossovers and also like DT17 the crossovers won't be the main focal point of the story granted some chapters will go heavy on the crossover elements but rest assured things are gonna be fun! anyway guys This is Season 1 episode 1 of Loud House'23!
There's also a few references to numerous other shows throughout this chapter as well as some teasing as who's set to appear down the road also if you have episode Ideas (For season 2 as now listen CAREFULLY on this I already have all of Season 1 Planned out) but be sure to leave them in the reviews and before any of you ask NO Rick and Morty WILL NOT APPEAR AT ALL IN THIS STORY...
Disclaimer: I own nothing but this laptop and even then I need a new one!
The Loud house was in a buzz as usual as Lincoln and his sister's were all getting ready for a huge event. The camera zooms into Lincoln's room as he was busy filling his backpack.
"Let's see; Thermos for the chocolate waterfall? Check! Ziplock bag for the cheeto-Puff bushes? Oh yeah definitely check!" he smiled before he noticed the camera. "Oh! Sorry about this, but I'm in a bit of a rush for an awesome trip me and my family are going to."
He moved to grab some towels for any mess and tossed them in, pushing down to make them all fit.
"Ya! We're going to Sweetsopolis! The brand new Sweet snack shop being opened up downtown by the legendary Candy entrepreneur, Reginald Q Upchukk! His snacks and desserts are famous world wide; so much so he gets offers from every snack food corp on earth just so they can have their products sold by his stores! He has at least 3 dozen built worldwide, but now he's opening one here in Royal woods! I've heard awesome things about them: a big rock candy mountain with a river made of soda, a Massive chocolate waterfall as big as Niagara falls, heck there's even Lollipop trees and a Lemonade sea!" he exclaimed happily as he noticed Lisa walking by his door.
"Doesn't sound very good to me!" Lisa chimed in with her own pack full of snack gathering previsions on hand.
He rolled his eyes while looking back at the viewers. "Everyone in the family is jumping around for the trip, and it's a once in a lifetime deal, so I gotta make sure I've got everything I need." he said as he placed the pack of ziploc bags inside and was able to zip it up. "Alright! Time to make history 'cause this is gonna be the best day ever!"
He rushed out of his room, nearly crashing into Luna and Luan as they were hefting their own bags down the stairs. "Oops! Sorry guys! Just excited to get down to the new shop!" he chuckled as Luan gave a smile.
"Heck yeah! I know the feeling Lincoln, this is gonna be!...":
"Luan…remember what we talked about?" Luna frowned as Luan rolled her eyes.
"Ugh fine! This is gonna be fun!" she grumbled as Lincoln gave a confused look to Luna.
"I made a bet with Luan that she couldn't go twenty four hours without saying a single pun and if she loses she owes me fifty bucks!" the rocker smirked.
"Dang, that's gotta sting. Especially with ALL those SWEET and SALTY snacks we'll get to eat. Boy, who wouldn't wanna make puns on those." he feigned concern while giving a smug grin.
Luan felt her eye twitch as she gave a strained smile. "Lincoln, sweetheart, DEAR LITTLE BROTHER…... .if you would be so kind as to take my bag to the car please?" she spoke through gritted teeth.
"I don't know sis..I wouldn't want to..BAG you down.." he quipped as Luna snickered.
"DO. IT. NOW." she let out, her eye twitching as she started grinding her teeth together.
"Hmmmm, what's the magic word?" he teased as Luna covered her mouth trying not to laugh.
"...Magic word? Okay, how's this?...Scorpions in the underwear drawer!?" she growled slightly as she restrained herself from strangling him.
"Hmmmmmm, Nah! See ya later Luan, bye!' he spoke quickly as he ran downstairs, all whole Luna fell over laughing.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Oh sure, KEEP on laughing Luna, enjoy it while you can…" Luan growled, crossing her arms.
*Kitchen*
Lincoln had made his way to the kitchen table where he saw Lori and Leni texting on their phones and Rita was finishing up feeding Lily. "Aren't you gonna get your bags ready?"
"Oh! Hey Lincy! We already have our bags packed up there in the car right now!" Leni chimed in sweetly.
"Sigh!" Lucy spoke, appearing from nowhere, making them jump.
"Oh! Hey Lucy." Lincoln let out while Lori patted her chest to make sure her heart was still beating. "Are you excited for the trip?"
"No, not at all Lincoln, in fact I think I might just stay here." she sighed as Leni placed her phone in her pocket.
"What's wrong Lucy? Why don't you wanna go?" she asked.
"The Mortician's Club had a field trip to Transylvania going on, the greatest of all morbid and dark places to see of all time, but I can't go because I forgot my permission slip."
"Don't worry Lucy, you can have fun with us! After all Upchukk has a room filled with Transylvanian Chocolate and apparently the room is horror themed!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"Hmmm…I suppose that would help a little bit. I've always wondered if the chocolate from there can make one feel as though they're being swallowed up by true darkness. At least that's what I read from the internet." she remarked.
"That's the spirit Lucy! Now go get packed and lets get ready!" he smiled as Lucy gave a small nod. He watched her walk out before turning to see Leni smiling.
"Aww, that was sweet Lincoln."
"What can I say? It comes with being a brother." be boasted with his chest out.
"Cmon, Cmon Family! We gotta get going! We're gonna be late for the opening tour!" Lynn Sr exclaimed, rushing downstairs. "Oh Boy Oh Boy! Can't wait to try those pretzel cars!" he exclaimed excitedly.
"Kids! Everyone downstairs and in the van!" Rita called out while picking Lily up.
"FIRST ONE IN GETS THE SWEET SPOT!" Lola shouted as all rushed to Vanzilla. The kids all dove into the back, squirming and trying to get inside first.
"HAHAHAHA! SUCKERS! I GOT IT!" Lynn shouted as she quickly strapped in the sweet spot as her siblings all groaned.
"Great, we won't hear the end of this for a while, will we?" Luna frowned.
"Boy Luan, this sure sounds like something you'd make a crack about, isn't it?" Leni spoke innocently as Luan's eye twitched.
'...24 hours Lu, TWENTY FOUR HELLISH HOURS!' Luan thought in rage.
The rest got in and got situated before Lynn Sr got it started and nearly barreled down the road, if not for Rita giving him a look that said 'Crash the van with the kids inside and you WILL be in the hospital'.
"Oh Boy! This is gonna be great! I wonder what we should go for first?" Lincoln said as he pulled out his Brochure for the store.
"The chocolate falls! I'm dying to go over them and get covered all over." Lana piped up.
"I agree! Although the White Chocolate Lagoon is where I shall be spending my time at!" Lisa smiled, wiping her mouth of the drool going down her chin.
"Now Kids, we don't want you to over indulge on too many sweets after all" Rita said as Lynn Sr snickered.
"Honey are you sure you're not saying that because you have plans on diving head first into the cherry pie hills?" he chuckled as Rita gave an embarrassed blush.
"Well…..I mean it's not like it'd be too much sugar." she spoke as they all laughed.
"I'm going to take my time and enjoy some of their lollipops. No sense in getting my dress dirty." Lola said as Lana rolled her eyes.
"Is that why I saw you trying to stuff 5 gallon jugs into your bag so you can scoop up some Caramel?" she chuckled.
"I-I did NOT do that!"
"Oh yeah? Prove it, open your bag." Lynn challenged as Lola looked nervous.
"Uhhhhhh..never mind"
All of them burst out laughing as the camera panned away to show the van getting farther away from the neighborhood, with a large building up ahead down the road.
*Sweetsopolis*
Vanzilla pulled up in a large parking lot as the Louds saw a huge crowd of people standing outside the door of the shop.
"Whoa! Guess when word gets out about a famous dessert maker almost everyone in town shows up, huh?"
"Aww man, they'll get all the good stuff before us." groaned Lynn.
"Don't worry LJ, I doubt we'll miss anything!" Lynn Sr spoke as the doors were flung open by a Man wearing fake glasses, a fake nose and a fake mustache over a red tribal mask. He also wore a blue and white sweater vest and a Graduation cap on his head.
"HELLO PEOPLE OF ROYAL WOODS! I AM REGINALD Q UPCHUKK AND I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT SWEETSOPOLIS IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!" He shouted happily as the crowd quickly ran in."Oof! Ow! Yeow! Ouch! Watch the-OW!" and accidentally trampled him. "Oh…why do I do this to myself?' he groaned in pain as he pulled himself up and dusted himself off just as the Louds walked up to him.
"Oh! Mister Upchukk, let me just say it's an honor to finally be able to tour one of your amazing shops!' Lynn sr spoke, shaking his hand. "My family and I are really excited to see everything that's…IN-STORE!" he quipped as Luan started to slam her head against the wall.
"...Uhhh, is she okay?"
"Yeah, just trying to get her HEAD in the game." smirked Luna.
"Ooooookay….Now then follow me and we shall begin the tour!" Reginald exclaimed as he led the louds inside.
Luan gave Luna a death glare while the rest of their sibs were trying to contain themselves. "Yuck it up Luna." Luan muttered under her breath as they followed Upchukk into the building
As soon as the doors opened up, and the group entered, immediately the family's eyes widened with their noses assaulted by all sorts of tasty junk food.
"WHOA! GUYS LOOK! A NACHO WATERFALL!" Lana shouted with stars in her eyes.
The large waterfall of melted cheese came down and filled a pond with numerous large nachos floating around it.
"A MARSHMALLOW TEDDY BEAR GARDEN!" Leni exclaimed as she saw a hug botanical garden filled with marshmallow teddy bears.
"A CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY FOREST!" Lola squealed with some drool at the numerous strawberries hanging on the branches from the trees, each one coated in fresh chocolate.
The entire crowd of people awed at the sights before them as Reg gave a chuckle. "Go ahead my friends, eat as much as you want to your heart's content!"
All of them didn't need to be told twice and immediately bolted for the nearest salty or sweet junk food with their bags at the ready.
Seeing the people go crazy in his entire room made Reg a tad bit nervous. "Uhhhh people, be sure not to eat ALL of my delectable treats! And…." he was cut off by a large piece of pretzel hitting him and knocking him over. "...Ugh, maybe I should I should check on the production room" he groaned
Lana immediately dunked her head in the cheese, trying to slurp up as much as possible with Lynn helping herself to the nachos, stuffing her mouth with handful after handful.
Lincoln watched as Lisa and Lola dove headfirst into a Pond filled with chocolate cream as Lori and Leni were enjoying the strawberries from the trees. He rubbed his hands and went over to a tiny pond of what looked like brightly colored ducks, before snatching one out and bit into it, revealing a caramel center with the outer part made of white chocolate.
"Hmmmmm! These candy ducks are the best!" he sighed happily just as his stomach began to growl and cramp. "...Uh oh…number 2 emergency!"
Dropping the duck, he held his stomach and looked around desperately for a bathroom.
Lincoln began to panic until he saw a sign that read bathrooms this way near the entrance to the room. "Mom! I have to use the bathroom!" he spoke quickly as he ran off.
"Don't be too long, sweetie!" Rita called out as she and Lynn Sr dove into the nacho cheese river and hitched a ride on a floating dorito.
Lincoln followed the sign and spotted a door up ahead. He bolted inside and looked around desperately. "Where's the bathroom!?" he muttered until he heard something off in the distance.
"WORK HARDER YOU BUMBLING DUNDERPATES! THIS SPARKLIUM MUST BE STIRRED INTO THE MIXTURE HARDER!" An Angry Voice exclaimed.
Lincoln's head turned towards the sound, noting a set of double doors at the far side of the hallway next to the doors of the entrance. "...That…wasn't there when we came in." he muttered to himself as he slowly made his way to the doors and poked his head inside, where he saw numerous massive glass vats with red and black liquid being stirred by the machinery, but what really freaked him out was the presence of green gas emitting from the tops of said vats. "What the…."
"FASTER! FASTER YOU NIMRODS! IF YOU SLACK OFF, IT'LL BE YOU GETTING STIRRED!" The angry voice shouted again as Lincoln noticed four small tiki like beings peddling on exercise bikes that were powering the machines.
"What the?" he whispered as he slowly snuck his way in and pulled out his phone so he could film everything he was seeing. 'Ok, all of this is suspicious as heck!' he thought in a panic as he noticed a medium tall man (about as Tall as Bobby) holding a red helmet like hat under his arm, Lincoln also noticed said man also had weird tribal tattoos all across his arms and was wearing a red cardigan and cargo pants as his ash gray hair swayed in the air, but what freaked him out the most was the man also had toxic and poisonous green eyes, a face that was somewhat half scarred and a mouth filled with razor sharp teeth. "...is that…Reg Upchukk?" Lincoln muttered softly.
"Soon, very soon, my plan will be ready and all of Royal Woods will be bowing before me!." he chuckled deviously, rubbing his hands together.
"Uhhhh Boss?...Can we take a break? The mixture's getting too thick to stir!" one of his minions asked with a tired pant as the Man rolled his eyes.
"Ugh fine, all of you take your 45 minute breaks. In the meantime, I'll make sure the Souronious is completed!" he exclaimed as he put his helmet onto his head making Lincoln gasp.
"He is Reg Upchuckk!" he whisper/shouted as he took a few steps back, only to bump into the fire alarm causing it to go off.
"Huh? What's going on?!" the man cried out in confusion while Lincoln facepalmed.
'Damn it Lincoln!' Lincoln thought in a panic as the man began to look around.
"WHO DARES TO SPY ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS PROFESSOR PESTER!? WHILE HE'S PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION!?" The man now known as Professor Pester shouted in Rage as Lincoln gulped nervously and took off running, only to trip over a cord as Pester noticed him. "An Intruder!? Ruffians! Assemble!" Pester exclaimed as his four minions from before, now known as Ruffians, all ran up to him and crashed into each other, the sight of which made Pester facepalm. "Well…better than last time" he droned before turning his attention back to Lincoln. "Ruffians! GET THAT BOY HE HAS SEEN TOO MUCH!"
Hey all saluted and let out gibberish grumbles before running after Lincoln who bolted for the door.
"I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" Lincoln exclaimed, only for Pester to pull out a remote and use it to lock Lincoln Inside.
"Oh I don't think so! You aren't going anywhere!" he chuckled as Lincoln tried to open the doors, but failed. Quickly looking around, Lincoln noticed a nearby ladder and ran over to it just as the ruffians tried (and failed) to dogpile him. He started climbing with the four getting separated and began following, albeit slower due to their smaller legs.
"Grrrrrr! After him you fools!" Pester shouted, unable to do anything because he wasn't anywhere near Lincoln.
Said boy kept on climbing, reaching the catwalk above as he started running across it as the Ruffians finally made it to the top and gave chase.
"Hahahahaha! Now we gotcha Cornered Kid!" One them snarled with a demented grin as they chased Lincoln to a deadend.
"Oh No!..." Lincoln gulped as he looked around for a way out.
"Excellent work! Now keep him there, I'll deal with him myself!" Pester exclaimed as he jumped from his spot and started to run over to the ladder, all while Lincoln began to panic until he came up with a plan.
"Uhhhh…. HEY LOOK A …UHHHHH A DISTRACTION!" Lincoln shouted pointing behind the ruffians.
"WHERE!?" The Ruffians all shouted as Lincoln jumped over the railing and grabbed the lip of the nearest Vat.
'Can't believe that worked!' he thought, shimmying his way across the edge of the vat the opposite way.
"Hold It right there boy!" Pester shouted from above him. "You have nowhere else to go! Surrender yourself and I Promise to only partially hurt you!" Pester spoke, crossing his arms.
Hearing this made Lincoln Roll his eyes. "Yeah No! I'm not stupid! And you're no Entrepreneur, you're just some weirdo who wants to be a tyrant!" Lincoln frowned as he felt his hands losing grip, but noticed the Vat shook a little when one of his hands fell to the wayside which gave him an Idea.
"Ha! What would an insignificant little brat like you know? All you care about is stuffing your face with all the sugary junk food you want! My plan for this little town is more than you can imagine." Pester growled, upset that a meer child was mocking him.
"Oh? And what plan is that? Give everyone diabetes? Newsflash! Flip does that with his flippee machine on a daily basis!" Lincoln mocked as Pester clenched his teeth.
"Grrrrr, that Oafish slop wouldn't know quality snacks if the recipe was taped to his eyelids!"
"Oh and YOU know what a quality snack is?" Lincoln chuckled. "Yeah I doubt that and what exactly are you a professor of anyway? Medocity?" he quipped as Pester felt his blood boil as the Ruffians all laughed at him.
"WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS LAUGHING AT!?" Pester growled as the ruffians instantly shut up, all while Lincoln smirked.
'Just one more push!' Lincoln thought as he knew just one more insult would send Pester over the edge. "Well there's one thing to say about your snacks."
"What's that?"
"Oh sure they're good, but they're also so stale after one day that it'd be easier to bite through jawbreakers. For someone who thinks he's a great snack maker, you sure suck at making actual FRESH food."
"Ooooooooooooh!" The ruffians hissed at the sick burn delivered towards their boss as Pester could feel his eye twitch and his fist clenching in rage.
"THAT'S IT! NOW YOU DIE!" Pester roared as he jumped towards Lincoln!...only to miss entirely and smash into the vat causing it to tip over and domino the other vats into crashing and spilling their liquid contents.
"WOAH!" Lincoln let go and rolled across the floor, as the liquid surged across the room and broke down the door alerting the tour group in the massive snack room who heard the huge crash.
"What was that?!" Lana asked, mouth full of gummy worms.
"I don't know dudes but it came from the Lobby!" Luna shouted, sticking her head out of a giant lemon meringue pie as Rita suddenly remembered something.
"Where's Lincoln!? He said he had to use the bathroom!" she spoke in a panicked tone as The rest of the Louds and tour group all ran into the Lobby just as Lincoln came sliding out the room covered head to toe in the weird red and black gunk.
"Yuck! Too sour!" he grimaced as he spat some out.
"Lincoln!" His family shouted.
"Lincoln, are you okay!?" Rita asked as she helped him to his foot.
"Yeah I'm okay…on the plus side I don't have to use the bathroom anymore" he groaned.
"What the heck happened?" asked Lori.
"And what are you covered in?" asked Lola.
"Honestly?...I don't even know, but I have to tell you guys something! Reg Upchukk is a fraud! He's a mad scientist called Professor Pester! And I have proof!" Lincoln exclaimed pulling his phone out…only to see it had been short circuited due to the incident.
"Uh….say what?" asked Luan.
"It's true! He's got these weird tiki minions and they were mixing up this goo stuff! Said he had a plan for Royal Woods! I barely escaped from them!"
"And you said he's a mad scientist?" Lori asked with a raised eyebrow clearly not buying this.
"It's the truth! I recorded it all!" Lincoln tried to explain…only for Reg himself to walk up to the group.
"Oh dear what happened here?" he asked as Lincoln frowned.
"You!" Lincoln snapped as he ran over and tried to attack Reg, only for Luna and Luan to hold him back.
"Whoa! Settle down there Bro!" Luna said.
"He's crazy! He needs to be stopped before he tries something!" Lincoln exclaimed as Reg patted his head.
"Nonsense Young man!...Mr and Mrs Loud your son here found his way into my production facity and caused an accident, but luckily no one was hurt…however due to this major financial setback I'm afraid I'll have to leave Royal woods" Reg spoke in a 'sad' tone as the tour group began to murmur in shock and sadness at this information.
"WHAT?!" the loud family let out in shock as all of them except for Lynn Jr glared at their only Son/brother.
"Lincoln Albert Loud! I can't believe you caused this man so much trouble now the town has lost its best benefactor!" Lynn Sr spoke as Lincoln gulped.
"But Dad! I'm telling the truth!" Lincoln tried to say. "And besides the town can get another benefactor right?" he asked as Lisa cleared her throat.
"Negative older brother, Royal Woods has not had a better benefactor since Mr Eugene H Slabs during the 1980's" she explained.
"Well ... .the goo! Check it! It's probably some weird concoction he made to poison everyone!" Lincoln said, scooping some up into his hand as Lana sniffed the goo and happily ate it.
"Hmmmmmm Kinda sour and yet also very very very sweet!" Lana said, gulping it down.
"Yeah Lincoln, real poisonous." remarked Lori rolling her eyes.
"But But But!..." Lincoln stammered as Reg cleared his throat.
"Now Now no need to be upset, accidents will happen. I'm just glad no one was hurt, after all I may consider staying here in town if you promise to keep this young lad out of trouble" he spoke with a smile as Rita and Lynn Dr looked at each other and nodded.
"We will Mr Upchukk…Lincoln! You're grounded until further notice!" Rita said, crossing her arms.
"What?! But you can't listen to him! He's up to no good!" Lincoln said as Lori began to push him towards the exit.
"Yeah Yeah sure he is and then you slayed the jabberwocky and went off to save narnia!" Lori responded with an eyeroll.
*The Loud House*
"You all have to believe me! He's not a good guy! He's some crazy wackjob who's out to cause trouble!" Lincoln exclaimed as he and his family walked into the house, shocked no one was believing him when he told them that a guy who makes candy was really a mad scientist hellbent on world domination…..wait a sec.
"Dude, you messed up, just drop it." Luna groaned while shaking her head laying on the couch and watching tv.
"Yeah Lincoln! We heard you a thousand times!" Lola spoke, rolling her eyes in annoyance.
"It's the truth! I swear!" sadly no one was listening as all the louds went their separate ways, all while he collapsed into the armchair. "Ugh! Seriously, why won't anyone believe me?" he sighed as he stared at the Tv Luna had left on until Rita stood in front of it.
"I thought I told you that you were grounded until further notice?' she said in a stern tone crossing her arms.
"But Mom, I…"
"No buts Young Man up those stairs!" Rita pointed.
He let out an annoyed groan before getting up and made his way up the stairs with a grumble. "Not fair…" Lincoln trudged down the hall and towards his room, upset that not a single one of his sisters or his parents wanted to actually listen to him.
"Well at least it can't get any worse" he mumbled. Before he entered his room he heard the TV's volume in the living room go up as he could hear a news report happening.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hilly Burford here and This is Royal Woods world news Live! With Kathrine Mulligan and Dimmsdale's own Chet Ubetcha! Reporting live at the Sweetsopolis Store in downtown Royal Woods!"
"That's right Kathrine, and I am here at this amazing store where a sad tragedy happened. It would seem a small accident has caused damage to some of the machinery to where part of the tasty snacks being made will have to be replaced and be out of commission for a bit. This has led to local residents getting quite rowdy." Chet exclaimed as Kathrine gave a nod.
"That's right Chet! Local Candy Entrepreneur and now brand New Benefactor of Royal woods, Reg Upchukk, has confirmed that one Lincoln Loud has caused quite the scene in his production factory and has gone on record to say and I quote 'I don't blame the innocence of a young curious child! However I will not tolerate the actions of a misbehaving Brat!' Kathrine quoted as Lincoln could be seen sneaking his way to the top of the stairs and watching the broadcast.
"That son of a bitch." he muttered, clenching his fists tightly and feeling anger rising back up as the news anchors continued their job.
"However to make things worse, Mr Upchukk has confirmed that he's willing to stay the town's benefactor if Lincoln Loud is kept under proper lock and key!" Kathrine said as Chet placed a finger to his earpiece.
"What's that?...HE SAID WHAT!?...People of Royal woods and people in my hometown of Dimmsdale california, be prepared for some good and bad news. The good news is Mr Upchukk has indeed confirmed that he'll be opening a brand new Sweetsopolis in downtown Dimmsdale starting next month!..." Chet exclaimed before his face took on a grim look. "However for the people of Royal Woods, the bad news is that Sweetsopolis is now officially closed until further notice, so now no one is allowed at the entrance to eat those delectable treats that mr Upchukk is known for making. Man I'd hate to be the reason why the store is temporary shutdown and I'm so glad I'm not a pariah kid that's set to be endlessly tormented and bullied all for doing something stupid! Back to you Hilly!" Chet exclaimed.
"THAT'S BULLSHIT!" he snapped at the TV, now really fuming. "HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY! HE'S THE-"
"LINCOLN! BACK IN YOUR ROOM NOW!" Rita snapped, making him jump.
"IT'S THE TRUTH!" he snapped back before stamping to his room. Lincoln scowled and face planted onto his bed. "Grrrr! Stupid Professor Pester! I can't believe he's fooled everyone into thinking I'm the bad guy here!...there's gotta be a way I can expose him, but how?"
He gave his pillow several hard punches to try and get some of the anger out, before hearing a knock at his door. "Hmmm?...Come In?" he said as Lynn poked her head inside.
"Hey bro you got a minute?"
He frowned and turned away from her, crossing his arms. "What do you want? Gonna complain like the rest? Because right now I'm NOT in a good mood. Athlete or not, don't push me right now Lynn."
Hearing him say this made Lynn sigh and roll her eyes as she shut the door. "No Lincoln. Look, I'm gonna cut the shit and just say it….I believe you"
He turned his head to look at her before letting out a snort and chuckled. "Good one, maybe you're taking notes from Luan."
"I'm serious Lincoln! I've seen the way you panic before and I can tell the difference between you overreacting and you being actually Panicked by something and besides that Upchukk guy always rubbed me the wrong way anyways!" she said, cracking her knuckles all while Lincoln gave a surprised look.
"Wait you ... .you're serious?" he asked.
"Yeah I'm serious! So I don't know what that weirdo is planning next, but i'll be there to back you up!" she smiled, placing an arm around his shoulder.
"Hold on, if you believe me, then why don't you tell the others?"
Lynn gave a sigh and looked away. "Lincoln, be honest with me…after the whole squirrel suit debacle of last year, do you actually think anyone's gonna believe what I say?" she asked as Lincoln looked down.
"Oh…yeah…I…I guess you have a point"
"Besides, without any hard proof, people will figure it's just part of our family. We cause issues or break something because we're rowdy or klutzy, and people go ahead and think it's all the same. Even if we told this over the news, they'd think it was some prank. Meaning it's just the two of us." Lynn said, holding out her fist for a bump as Lincoln smiled and delivered a fistbump. "Alrighty then Man with a plan! What's our next move?"
"That mad man was up to something with the stuff he was mixing in the factory. If we could figure out what it was and what his plan is, then maybe we can figure out how to stop and prove to everyone he's not the good guy around town." Lincoln as Lynn gave a nod.
"Alright! We'll start Monday after school given mom and Dad grounded you, but until then Linc, make some more plans! We'll need all we can get!" Lynn said as she quickly rushed out of Lincoln's room as he turned around to look out the window.
"It might just be Lynn, but at least I've got someone on my side. Whatever that mad man's got in mind, we're gonna figure it out and stop him, and then I can clear my name….THIS I SWEAR!" Lincoln shouted heroically as he heard a fist banging on his wall.
"LINCOLN! GO TO BED ALREADY!" Lola shouted.
"GOING TO BED!"
*Across Town*
In the closed Sweetsopolis, Pester was in his office leaning on his hands while watching the ruffians down below cleaning and mopping the floor of his production facility. "To think an insufferable brat would cause me to have to push my plans back, and right when everything was going so well too!" he grumbled as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "...But still, nevertheless, that Loud brat may prove to be a thorn in my side in the future so for now my slander campaign should keep him at bay long enough for Project: Cappellaio to come into fruition" he smirked as he pressed a button on his desk. "Ruffians! Inform Agents Tunaghost, Mothman, and Dark-Booty that I'll be late for our nightly meeting of the minds. I have something cooking up and do not wish to disturbed!' he informed as all four of the Ruffians saluted and were about to run off until they heard the intercom come back on. "Do it AFTER you finish cleaning, you Nincompoops!"
The four all saluted and bumped into each other again, making two fall on their backs with the other two scrambling to grab their mops, only to slip on the wet floor and land on their faces.
"Oi, so hard to find evil help these days!" Pester groaned before he stood up and left the office. He made his way over to a picture of a jawbreaker, pushing it to the side before pulling a hidden lever behind it. A door slid open to the side, revealing a secret elevator he entered before he was carried down, deeper into the factory.
Pester got off the elevator as it stopped and walked up to a keypad and typed in: 22-9-22-1-16-9-14-1-20-1. A door opened up revealing a harsh ethereal green glow and he walked inside locking the door behind him. He stood in front of a large tank that had a green liquid inside with various bubbles rising up to the top with a creepy look to it.
"All according to keikaku!" he smirked. "It may take some time, but my plan WILL come to fruition, and then VICTORY IS MINE! Ahahahahaha!"
Exactly what is Pester planning? anyway can you all guess the references in this episode? can anyone guess the Pin code Pester logged in? anyway Guys in the Next Episode Lincoln and his sisters go back to school and face some issues with Lincoln's new notoriety and Leni learns her favorite cartoon from the 90's is being rebooted and gains a crush on the young Stunt double! anyone who correctly guesses who he is gets to pick the villain for episode 3! here's a hint to his identity: He shares a Voice actor with a 90's cartoon character and a heads up guys: No Live action Stuff or heavy Anime stuff will be featured (by Heavy I mean stuff like Naruto and DBZ the Shonen Anime will be referenced here and there but nothing serious will appear except for one thing but that's for later)
NEXT TIME ON LOUD HOUSE'23: MALL OF THE HAUNTED!