"Yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhh" MajinVenom put a clawed finger onto his chin as he skimmed through the menu at his local McDonald's "Oh yeah, get me a whopper with some bread and could you add some nacho fries and a surge?"
the cashier rolled her multi colored eyes "Ma'am-"
"And throw in a toy."
"Ma'am. this is a McDon-" The majin symbiote bitch smacked the cashier into a cardboard cutout of the band; kiss
"Don't correct me ya silly goose" Soon the cutout was replaced by a cashier that looked exactly like the last one
"so like i was saying, this is a McDonald's."
the penis headed creature leaned forward and placed a delicate kiss on her forehead "Good girl. But in that case, get me a bacon McDouble hold the bacon."
"So you just want a basic McDouble?"
"No i want a Bacon McDouble with no bacon."
"So a normal-" He smacked her with his enlarged hand, turning her into a marketable plushie.
"Now may i speak to someone who actually knows what i want?"
"Yeah thats me." The exact same cashier appeared infront of him again. "A bacon McDouble with no bacon?"
"Yes finally! a silly goose who understands."
"mhm. that'll be 69.69"
"Easy money." MajinVenom reached into his bellybutton and pulled out his hello kitty wallet. He cracked it open like a piggy bank and a bunch of mosquitoes flew out. "On second thought. You take flying bugs?
The mosquitos were already giving the cashier the sucky ucky as she stared at the Majin with a blank face. "We sure do. your food will be finished by yesterday." MajinVenom looked down to see his wrapped sandwich in his well polished hands.
"Radical ." the proud majin approached a nearby table and stood on it as he bit straight into the wrapper. upon tasting his burger, MajinVenom rolled up to the cashier and threw his sandwich in the cashier's face. "This isn't what i flopping ordered." The cashier took the burger, unwrapped it and gave it a hard glance.
"Sir this is exactly what you ordered."
the Majin Grabbed the cashier by the head and whispered into her ears. "Fornite Balls" The cashier faded away into a cloud of dust "I wish to speak to the clown that hired these silly billys."
SMACK!
A firm and gloved hand gave MajinVenoms juicy ass a hard smack. "I believe your talking about me." MajinVenom turned around to come face to face with the clown he demanded to see. well calling him a clown is disrespectful. This was the JACKED clown. His red overalls covering his chiseled erect nipples, and Barely containing his certified fresh man meat.
"yeah i wanna talk to you about your staff and their flipping retardedness."
"Well c'mon and speak. I'm all ears."
"I-" The ripped clown cracked the Majin over the head with a can of bushes baked beans. Ronald then quickly followed up that attack with a high kick with his size 30 clown shoes.
"Ok. Now I'm truly cheesed with this establishment." MajinVenom Wiped his mustard flavored blood off his face. he tied his light up sketchers and stomped towards Ronald
"Oh? Your approaching me? Instead of Taking your bugs elsewhere, your approaching me?"
"I can't see if your nipples tastes like French fries without approaching you."
"Then by all means, Come get ya some sucky sucky." Ronald held his arms out in your typical supervillain pose
MajinVenom blitzed ronald with a- "Rasengan!" But since MajinVenom didn't charge it up, the blue orb disintegrated against Ronalds rock hard abs. "Damn. i could grind my face on these."
"Then allow me." Ronald grabbed MajinVenoms face and rubbed it furiously again his meat grinding six pack. Majin Pulled away as the remains of his face dripped down onto the floor.
Majins face sprouted legs and climbed back onto his regenerated head. "Ten outta ten. would do again." Majin streched his arm all the way to the dumpster and fished out a stale French fry. "Eñ gardivoir!" Majin swung the fry at Ronald, covering his chest in small scratches and cutting the straps to his overalls.
"Oh my~ it seems you got my nippy wippys out." "Ronald put his arms behind his head and jutted his chest out as the sun covered His Golden arches in a glorious hue of bright yellow.
"Zaaamn. and i thought i was hot." said the sun to himself.
"Gaaaay!" Pluto yelled into his megaphone.
"Shut up! thats why your not even considered a planet anymore."
"If being a planet means being gay, then by the stars am i glad I'm not a planet!"
Um anyways. lets head back to MajinVenom and Ronald McDonald.
"the fuck was that?" Ronald asked as MajinVenom casually sucked his manly nipple.
"Probably just the author putting in more random shit to fill in time or something." MajinVenom spoke perfectly despite his mouth being full of clown nipple
"I see." Ronald grabbed the suckling symbiote and threw him out the window. As MajinVenom slid across the concrete, his pants left him faster than my dad.
To my father. if your still alive, i hope you and yo entire family die to a toenail infection. thats all
"Now Lets see what we're working with." Ronald walked forward and dapped up MajinVenoms exposed and erect cock. "Woah. Nice cock."
MajinVenom stretched his arm out and put his hand on ronalds covered clownhood. "You too bro." The two peacefully shook each other's cocks like they were shaking hands.
"Hell naw! Get the fuck away from my cock!" The duolingo owl flew from over the horizon with a large spoon in his hand.
"Oh shit. thats my Boo." MajinVenom said as he quickly stood up and hid his dick with a long black rectangle. "Yo wassup-"
"Don't you "Yo wassup" Me ya fucking bastard! I told you to go grab something to wear to my cousins wedding but instead here you are, Holding cocks with another man!"
"Listen Tyrese i can explain."
"I'm listening."
"Uhh. i honestly don't know how to explain everything that happened."
"Figures. I'm Calling eggman."
"Daddy no!-" It was to late, floating motionlessly in space, Eggman dropped his pants and fired his ultimate weapon. "Piss Beam!" The yellow beam of death drug all over earth before nailing MajinVenom and Ronald McDonald dead on. When the beam ended, MajinVenom Stood tall as Ronald Laid motionless in the crater the beam had put them in.
Tyrese stood next to the crater, completely unscathed because of the umbrella over his head. "Ok so we missed my cousin's wedding, but that's ok because i didn't like her anyway. But i know what you better not miss."
"And that is?" MajinVenom said as his body twitched at the Tic damage the piss beam left him with.
"My Spanish lessons~" Tyrese gave a sultry smile as he sauntered away with a seductive sway of his plump owl hips.
MajinVenom placed a pair of dank meme shades over his eyes as his bit his lower lip hard enough to draw blood. "Gyatt!" the threw the shades over the horizon as his turned back to Ronald.
"Oh yeah. Me fogor you need rez."
Finish him!
"But i don't want to, Me"
Well i don't. now ice this clown!"
"But- Nevermind. Sorry R-Dawg. Nothing personal."
"It's aight my child. Do what ya gotta do."
MajinVenom nodded as he stepped back twice, forward, pressed 'A' twice before blocking for three seconds. The input was complete and Majin Suddenly turned cartoony and rainbow coloured dreads grew from his head. He Pulled down his pants so the camera got a good view of his bare bottom as he keeped his willy illy out of view. And for the climax He pissed on him, Rainbow streams covering Ronalds deceased body. And to complete the look, MajinVenom turned back and gave the recording camera a sharp and toothy smile.
Yes! Very good me :)
End story.