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Draco hated being a Deatheater he only joined to protect his mom.

Drarry, Pansimione, Linny,

CHAPTER 1- Number 12 Grimmauld Place

The Daily Prophet

Mediwitches from St. Mungo's have discovered the new dangerous condition called 'Basorexia' where you have an uncontrollable urge to kiss etc. If you are suspected of having Basorexia you are sent to St. Mungo's then if you have it you will be sent to Number 12 Grimmauld Place until you have a child with your soulmate and only with your soulmate food provided-

Harry threw down the Prophet angrily "Really! How can they do this!" He yelled in reality he was scared his golden trio, Draco's silver quad group, Luna, and Ginny were due for a yearly emerging from the Burrow for St Mungo's. Molly kept them "captive" for 3 years in there to keep them safe,

They still went to the appointment,

1 hour 10 minutes and 15 seconds later they were standing stuck with disbelief in Number 12 Grimmauld Place, their new home.

The Golden Trio and Silver Quad had made up exactly 2 hours 9 minutes and 43 seconds after Voldy had officially gone Moldy.

Harry, Hermione, Draco, Pansy, Luna, and Ginny all tested positive for Basorexia. Crabbe, Goyle, and Ron didn't.

"What do we do now?" asked Hermione.

"Pick bedrooms?" suggested Pansy.

"Sure" said everybody in unison after a beat.

It took a long while before everybody got a room where Luna, and Ginny took the main level bedrooms, Hermione, Pansy, took the 1st floor up and Harry and Draco took the top level.

The Daily Prophet had a lovely time when they found out Harry Potter The Boy Who Cannot Die has Basorexia in fact they went as far to say If Harry Potter has Basorexia then who is safe? Written of course by Rita Skeeter.

Harry, Hermione, Draco, Pansy, Luna, and Ginny were the only ones ever to get Basorexia, which terrified all of them. Who is their soulmate?

"I have been doing some research on this and I found that we are not feeling who our soulmate is because of a gas that is coming out of the walls, because they want to keep us here for eternity but I found it and destroyed it by blowing it up, so now we can feel who our soulmate is and the this stupid Basorexia will go away." Draco said in a rush one morning.

Everybody just stared at him

"What?" started Harry.

"The." Hermione continued.

"Fuck!" Pansy yelped.

"Malfoy!" Ginny finished.

Draco just smiled a very scared smile, proving what is childhood was like, while the bacon and eggs were burning on the stove while everyone stared in disbelief