Episode 17: Time Space Lovahr

Mew was painting a painting, but it looked super ass.

"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The players went into Black City! A corporate, greedy and corrupt city fully if shady people and low morals... like New Jersey!" Mew announced as scenes from the previous episode played.

"The contestants searched for coins, avoided shifty strangest and Sylveon with Alcreamie uhh don't ask..." Mew spoke as those scenes played.

"In the end they had to survive in the wilderness of White Forest, and after a little sabotage from Pew Pew! Both DOMINATED and Mutiny Marines lost a member, so who's gonna leave tonight? Find out here on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as the cruise ship tooted its horns as it sailed, it was day time.

(MNWC Intro)

Dusclops ate his food boredly.

"Did you all seriously have to vote for Trubbish?" Gardevoir asked his team, he did his typical girl voice.

"I mean... what has he ever done for our team..." Numel boredly said.

"That's very hypocritical coming from you!" Magby glared at Numel, who the camel was slightly annoyed.

Vespiqueen was looking at herself in a mirror and Psyduck just smirks as everyone was fighting.

Psyduck (Mutiny Marines/ The Genius): "Perfect! Now all their attention is on those two! By the time both are gone, I'll definitely reach the merge!" She quacks evilly.

"So what happened in the building?" Asked Lucario.

"Somethings are best left unkown." Sylveon smiled nonchalantly, Alcreamie giggled next to her.

Lucario frowned a bit but shrugged.

"I'm so glad Drifblim is gone, no more bossing from the bossy balloon!" Eiscue cheered.

"~Let's do our best together team~" spoke "Flareon"

"Sure thing Flareon." Dubwool nods.

"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh." Foe chuckled then began coughing up smoke.

His team looked at him frowning.

Dubwool (DOMINATED! The WISC): "Foe is a strange case... on one hand he could be a baaahd problem in the merge due to his absurdly OP powers of being able to shape-shift into any pokemon... on another... he's a moron." She deadpanned.

Toxtricity was bored tuning his electric guitar, Makuhita ate like a slob.

"So that was the entire history of my life ever since I was born!" Dedenne smiled.

"Very interesting Dedenne." Roger told her.

"Indeed, it was quite the tale!" OOM-6 nods.

"Thanks! I hope the Camaras caught the one hour story I told you all!" Dedenne smiled.

"Hey Dedenne over here." Toxtricity commanded.

"Oops gotta go see ya soooon!" Dedenne waves and walked towards the duo, further away from the droids.

"What's up Mr Boss man?" Dedenne smiles.

"Why are you talking to them?" Toxtricity spoke.

"What, they're our teammates." Dedenne said.

"But we'll vote them out next time we lose right?" Makuhita spoke.

"Definitely, remember who took you into this alliance Dedenne you'd be nothing without us!" Toxtricity growls.

"Yeah yeah I know.. but we WONT lose right?" Dedenne spoke.

"I'd be best if we wouldn't lose yeah." Toxtricity crossed his arms.

"Then let's win and keep everyone in then!" Dedenne cheered as she walked away but then when her face was turned to both duos, she did a sad meme face.

Dedenne (Pew Pew: The Pain Magnet): "ooough... I have two choices, a nice alliance or a strong alliance! I don't know what to pick both options would take me far..." She looked very emotionally stressed.

Totodile was rapidly eating her food like a savage animal

"Wow girl slow down a bit and chew hehe." Volcarona giggles

Totodile snickers.

"I think we need to eat less so we are in top athletic shape." Scorbunny suggested

"This is why being a fatphobe sucks!" Lunatone glared at her

"I didn't mean that I swear, it's just-" Scorbunny tried to speak

"Guagua gua guaguagua~" Totodile rolled her eyes and does blah blah blah signs with her hands, then she did her iconic GUAGUAGUA laugh

Volcarona gave a quite giggle and said. "Hehehe nice one Totodile!"

"And this is why Totodile doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked happy

Scorbunny (Unnamed Team 2: The Athlete): "I'm glad Volcarona was nice enough to convince everyone I should stay over Togepi... but I still feel left out of their friend group, they're nice to me and all but it's obvious who'd leave if we ever lose again.." She let that out of her chest.

The Cruise ship stopped everyone got off into a sandy beach.

"Welcome back to the warm beaches of the Alola Region! We are about to enter Wela Volcano Park in Akala Island!" Mew hosted.

"Your first challenge is climbing to the top of the Volcano! The team that reach the top of Wela Volcano first win a prize that might be helpful for the second part challenge!" Pumpkingking smirks.

"Now you can't fly or levitate others or yourself to the top, just get there by walking or running, heck you could even CLIMB the rocky mountain, welp begin climbing every Poke!" Mew cheered.

Both Roger and OOM-6 glare at her.

"And uh droids... how are you two still in the game..." Mew looked at them oddly.

(Unnamed Team Two)

"Yes! Let's be active team so we can score up a victory!!" Scorbunny cheers.

Volcarona smiled at her, but Scorbunny and Lunatone looked a bit annoyed at the overly hyper bunny.

They all began going to the top.

Lunatone (Unnamed Team 2: The Know It All): "Honestly, we should've kept Togepi over her..." He looked at the camera boredly.

(Pew Pew)

Toxtricity, OOM-6, Roger and heck even the fat Makuhita were going to the top of the mountain at a steady pace.

"Wait up guys!" Dedenne was tired as heck.

"Maybe you would be if you lost that weight..." Toxtricity scoffed.

Dedenne kept running doing a sad meme face.

(DOMINATED!)

Alcreamie was ridding in Sylveons back as she ran with Flareon, Dubwool was rushing and Lucario was climbing the mountain, Foe just runned but looked high as fuck and Eiscue was struggling a lot while running.

Lucario (DOMINATED! The Aussie): "Bloody Hell! What a climb eh! Back in my home region of da outback, my family and I used to pass the time by doing one of two things! Either rock climbing or boxing with the roos!" She grins and tipped her hat.

(Mutiny Marines)

Gardevoir, Dusclops, Psyduck looked fine while running, Vespiqueen was bored close behind them flying close to the ground, while Numel and Magby struggled a lot to keep up.

(Alola Region - Akala Island)

In the top of Wela Volcano the first team that reached was DOMINATED then Unnamed Team 2, then Mutiny Marines and last were Pew Pew.

"We got last ugh!" Toxtricity looked upset.

"This is all your fault chubby!" Makuhita growls.

Dedenne did a sad meme face.

"Alright so DOMINATEDs advantage is that if they mess up doing this challenge they have a second chance before being up for elimination." Mew smiled.

"WHAT?!" Most other teams yelled.

"Now Mew I don't wanna sound like Drifblim but come out that is so biased and unfair to the other teams." Eiscue told her.

"Too bad I don't care." Mew shrugged.

"So what's the final challenge, I wanna win it already!" Makuhita grins.

"Yeah plus it's kinda hot in here..." Alcreamie was fanning herself with her little hand.

"...It must be the volcanic heat of Wela Volcano that's reaching up to a thousand degrees Celsius..." Numel boredly spoke.

"Or one thousand eight-hundred thirty two degrees Fahrenheit!" Lunatone looked very smug.

"You two; shut the fuck up." Dusclops glared at them both annoyed.

"Well you better enjoy the magma heat of the Volcano around us because you will be here for a while as your elimination challenge will be a spicy one!" Mew giggles.

"Which ISSSSSSS!" Lunatone asked.

"Wela Volcano despite its nearly unbearable heat is quite a romantic spot for marriages and love here in the Alola Region." Mew giggles.

"...yeah right just gloss over all the ritual sacrifices..." Numel rolled his eyes and Dusclops gave a small grin at this.

"So you will pick one pair to kiss eachother for as long as possible! First two teams that stop smooching up a storm LOSE!!!" Pumpkingking smirks evilly.

The Contestants looked horrified.

"Mew why would you make us do such embarrassing challenge!" Dubwool yelled.

"Ratings~" Mew giggles.

"Yeah that makes sense..." Magby looked unenthusiastic.

"Go begin your picks, you have 40 seconds GO!" Pumpkingking yells.

(Unnamed Team 2)

"So who's gonna do the kissing?" Asked Scorbunny.

Totodile rolled her eyes and pointed at Lunatone and then Volcarona.

"Well we are dating, so might as well show everyone our love!" Volcarona smiled.

"This is why monogamy doesn't suck!" Lunatone cheered.

(Pew Pew)

"We can't kiss." Roger spoke.

"We are droids, kissing isn't in our programming." OOM-6 replied.

"So you two are pretty much useless! Great..." Toxtricity growls.

Roger (Pew Pew: The Roger): "Well... we probably could've figured something out-" His confessional transfered to someone else..

OOM-6 (Pew Pew: The Security Droid): "-but if it meant a chance for Dedenne to see how awful both of those biological beings are, it was worth throwing the challenge." She spoke robotically.

"So we can only kiss Dedenne? Ewww..." Toxtricity gagged.

Dedenne did a sad meme face.

"I mean you could kiss me, I'm gay." Makuhita told him with a straight face.

Toxtricity stared at him boredly and raised an eyebrow, then he picked up Dedenne like a little squishy plushy.

"Pucker up!" We see a front facing point of Toxtricity as his duck face lips were getting closer to the camera.

Last thing we see before camera cuts off into next scene was Dedennes horrified face.

(DOMINATED)

"So uh who's gonna kiss?" Asked Dubwool.

"Definitely not me..." Flareon looked bored.

"I'm uh saving myself for my first kiss..." Lucario used her fedora to hide her face, she was a bit shy.

Foe was stoned as fuck, so nobody wanted to kiss that knowing how it smelled.

"I'm availab-" Eiscue began saying.

"Hey Sylveon wanna make out!" Alcreamie said a bit loudly with a big smile.

"Okay!" Sylveon replied with the same excited tone and big smile.

Both girls began making out passionately, tongue and all.

Flareon gagged, Dubwool frowned, Lucario used her fedora to cover her face, Foe blushed grinning and Eiscues ice face looked like his shiny variant.

(Mutiny Marines)

"So... who's gonna kiss..." Dusclops asked.

"What about you?" Asked Psyduck.

"I'm still a bit hurt from my relationship with Lairon, what about you?" Asked Dusclops.

"Um.. well I'm not very experienced in it..." Psyduck blushed and looked away.

"Can I participate?" Asked Magby

"Nobody is kissing a baby child." Numel looked at him boredly

"I'm not a baby! I just look like this!" Magby glared

"Still weird." Vespiqueen was boredly filing her nails

"Well i could be one of the kissers~" Gardevoir offered

Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops and Psyduck gave him a really dude face

Gardevoir had a big frown and looked at the ground for a bit

"Hey Vespiqueen want to kiss?" Asked Numel

"W-what?! Me with a peasant commoner camel!?" Vespiqueen blushed flustered

"Yes, just say yes." Numel looked bored

"Oh my, a royal queen such as myself must think of this decision..." Vespiqueen tapped her chin

Numel boredly looked at the fourth wall camera

"I accept your proposal camel man! Let us commit a passionate embrace appon thou lips!" Vespiqueen holded the camel and kissed Numel, who looked a bit less bored than usual

"This challenge is exciting, I wonder who'll break first!" Mew smiled

(Spongebob Narrator: 3 Hours Later)

Every single team still had their kissers, most were sweaty and tired but refused to give up

Sylveon and Alcreamie were doing every single kissing style imaginable, Lunatone and Volcarona was giving love kisses, Toxtricity seemed bored and Dedenne was kissing him blushing, while Vespiqueen kept kissing Numel, he now looked very bored

Suddenly two portals appeared, one cyan and one pink and then two big as fuck dragons came out of there

"Woah what's going on here." Smiled Dialga as she looked around

"Whatever it is looks dumb!" Palkia growls

Dialga was a blueish quadrupled dragon with grey armor, while the other was a bipedal with a pink dick head.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!" Palkia yelled at the sky.

Sorry, sorry sheesh anywho... these were-

"Palkia and Dialga? Masters of Space and Time? What are you two doing here?" Asked Gardevoir.

"We sensed some disturbances in the timeliness and came to check how things are doing in this one!" Dialga smiled happily.

"Yeah but it seems the anomaly isn't from this dimension.." Palkia huffed.

"Oh look they're doing a kissy challenge this must be a rare timeline!" Dialga cheered.

"Don't get to excited sheila, nothing interesting has happened yet." Lucario shrugged.

"That's what you think!" Dialga winked as she new what would happen due to her mastery of time.

"Ugh your breath is kinda bad, do you ever wash your teeth?" Toxtricity asked kissing her.

Dedenne stopped kissing him to do a sad meme face.

"DEDENNE NO YOU IDIOT, FOR YOU WE LOST!" Makuhita yelled.

Toxtricity threw the small mouse thing against the volcanic floor.

"You're such a screw up Dedenne!" Toxtricity yells.

"Yeah fuck you Dedenne dumbass bitch!" Makuhita screams.

Dedenne does an even sadder meme face.

"It appears that Pew Pew have stopped kissing!" Dialga smiles.

"So those losers are now up for elimination!" Palkia crossed his arms looking bored.

"What do we do now boss?" Asked Makuhita.

"Well of we gonna lose, we might as well make some OTHER teams lose as well!" Toxtricity gives an evil smirk.

Makuhita grins, Dedenne is still doing her sad face, OOM-6 and Roger were boredly talking to eachother a bit further away.

"Hey Sylveon and Alcreamie look at this!" Toxtricity yells.

Sylveon and Alcreamie were too busy making out.

"Uhhh..." Toxtricity frowned.

"Lunatone! Look an ant farm!" Makuhita pointed somewhere.

Lunatones eyes opened and his pupils were looking at where Makuhita pointed, but he was still kissing.

"Don't you dare Lunatone!" Volcarona said muffled as she was still kissing him.

Lunatone gave a sad sigh and kept kissing.

"Uh boss this is bad, both of these teams are stronger than I thought." Makuhita frowned.

"We'll see about that... VESPIQUEEN THERE IS A BUG ON YOU!" Toxtricity screams.

"THERE'S A WHAT?!" Vespiqueen screamed in fear as she stopped kissing Numel and let go of him, then she desperately kept looking around herself for any bugs.

"It seems the idiots over Mutiny Marines lost as well." Palkia grumbled.

"So they'll also be Up for Elimination!" Dialga winked at the cameras.

"Ugh you cheating rats!" Gardevoir glared at them.

"Again Seriously!" Magby looked pissed off.

Dusclops and Psyduck also looked like they hated Pew Pew.

"If we going down, we taking you with us!" Makuhita grins and high fived Toxtricity

"Honestly might be a good thing challenge ended early, this place is hot as hell... literally." Dubwool pointed at the volcano next to them.

"I need a new ice face.." Eiscue ice face had completely melted.

"Uh mom challenge ended already, you can stop kissing." Flareon frowns.

Sylveon and Alcreamie kept kissing.

"We did it team we survived another elimination!" Volcarona cheered.

"This is why we are awesome!" Lunatone smiles.

Scorbunny nodded, and Totodile boredly shrugged

"Did you seriously have to drop me like that Queen B." Numel looked annoyed

"I- Uh.. I'm so sorry! I... I thought I had a icky bug on my royal body!" Vespiqueen looked nervous

"What the hell are you talking about Vespiqueen, YOU ARE A BUG!" Psyduck yelled

Silence

Vespiqueen looked horrified and gave the loudest perfectly cut high pitched scream as the scene changed

The cruise ship was sailing on the ocean away from Alola

(Elimination Zone)

The dramatic music played as Pew Pew sat down

"Yet another loss for the Pew Pew." Mew teased

"Just hurry it up pink feline." OOM-6 told her

"Fine sheesh, players safe are Makuhita, Dedenne and Roger!" Mew threw them Pumpkins

Dedenne was gonna get hit but Roger catched it for her

Toxtricity glared and OOM-6 had no facial expressions.

"The team leader and the one who wasn't even on the original team! Well only one is staying and that player is..." Mew paused.

Toxtricity crossed his arms and looked bored, OOM-6 just stood up and gave a salute just in case, presumably to the CIS.

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"Attention! At ease soldier cause you're still safe OOM-6!" Mew threw her the pumpkin, she caught it.

"WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, MAKUHITA, DEDENNE AND I VOTED FOR HER!" Toxtricity yelled.

"No Toxtricity, I uh didn't vote with you this time.." Dedenne frowned.

"What?! Why!" Toxtricity yelled.

"You two are always being so mean to me, bullying me, punching me, heck even killing me sometimes... I joined the alliance to not only have safety but also maybe make a few friends along the way.." Dedenne was crying a bit.

Toxtricity looked pissed off and Makuhita frowned.

"You two are not my friends... this new alliance is." Dedenne spoke as she pointed at Roger and OOM-6 who stood in front of her blasters ready in case the other boys wanted to hurt her.

Suddenly Pumpkingking teleported Toxtricity into the Plank of Shame.

"One final message to the team Toxtricity?" Pumpkingking asked grinning.

"...screw you all, I don't need any of you losers!" Toxtricity glared daggers at Dedenne and then was pushed off into the water.

Makuhita just frowned.

"Alright now move along we have another team to do." Mew grins, as the cruise ship toots called them in.

(Elimination Zone)

The dramatic music played.

Every member of Mutiny Marines was sitting down.

"Mutiny Marines, what happened? Before you never lost, now you tasted how defeat feels and lost almost trice in a row!" Mew announced.

"Can you just say the votes already..." Numel looked bored.

"Fineee, players safe are... Dusclops and Numel!" Mew threw them pumpkins.

"So is Psyduck and Magby!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.

"Bottom two is someone who did nothing wrong and the one who failed the team, well the one eliminated is..." Mew paused.

Gardevoir was frowning and Vespiqueen was boredly giving her nails some pink nail polish

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"Sorry Sam, you're out." Mew threw the pumpkin at the queen, but it just made her spill her nail polish all over her.

"Ugh you uncouth rat! Now I'm gonna have to wash this dress!" Vespiqueen glares.

"Geee I thought you'd be happier with being safe but I guess not." Mew shrugged.

"So... that's it huh, I'm out..." Gardevoir frowned.

"Yep everyone voted for you other than you Gardevoir so you're gone!" Pumpkingking smirks evilly.

"Everyone?! Even you Magby?" Gardevoir looked a bit betrayed.

"I... I'm sorry Gardevoir.. I did it for a good reason I just... can't say right now sorry..." Magby looked away.

Gardevoir was still looking betrayed when Pumpkingking teleported him to the Plank of Shame.

"Any last words DUUUDEEE?" Pumpkingking asked.

Gardevoir sighed and with his real voice said. "Watch yourself Magby, do not trust anything of what these traitors say." He then jumped off the plank.

Splash!

Magby was just left there in the verge of tears.

The rest of Mutiny Marines left but Magby stayed behind staring at the bonfire, thinking of what those shady people told him.

(Flashback)

"...Magby we have a proposal for you..." Numel told him, Vespiqueen and Dusclops were behind him.

"What is it, I'm not joining your stupid alliance." Magby glared.

"No we aren't offering you that, just the chance to stay in the game." Numel shrugged.

"Huh?" Asked Magby.

"Look we are ALL going to vote for Gardevoir tonight, he's a threat to our game merge wise." Numel told him.

"So why you telling me this..." Magby frowned

"Because after we vote him, obviously we planned on voting you right?" Dusclops told him

"Oh.. right.." Magby frowned, they all wanted him gone

"But how about we make a deal, if you vote for Gardevoir tonight, we promise to NOT vote for you next time we lose." Numel told him.

"Hell no! I'll never vote for Gardevoir! She's my friend!" Magby glared at the Trio.

"Isn't she like gonna be eliminated anyway 2 against 4?" Vespiqueen asked.

"Exactly, exceptional basic math Vespiqueen..." Numel gave her a small genuine smile.

"Yay!" Vespiqueen cheers.

"So you see Magby, Gardevoir is already gonna be eliminated, and if you don't receive almost all votes by you voting him as well, then you'll be eliminated next!" Dusclops glares.

"Who would you even eliminate?" Asked Magby.

"Isn't it obvious? Psyduck, that shady duck is not only smart but pretty athletically fit when she wants to be, she's a threat in the merge." Numel told him.

Magby was about to say something but then was interrupted.

"Think of all the times you been Elimination first... New Island, Newer Island... and then you made yourself a fool by quitting Toxic All-Stars even tho you were safe... everyone sees you as a joke Magby.. someone that never gets far... we are giving you the chance to reach the merge, don't waste it." Numel slightly glared at him.

Magby was silent, he wanted to speak but couldn't find the words.

"Do not tell any of this to Gardevoir until the Afthermathematic... or else deals off." Dusclops spoke.

The toot toot cruise ship sounds were hearable and most of Mutiny Marines began walking to Elimination Zone.

"Ask yourself what you want others to see you as... a weak player who falls under the radar in the merge? Or yet another early boot joke." Numel gave an evil grin as he walked away.

Magby looked sad as he sighed looking at the ground.

(Flashback ends)

"...I'm sorry Gardevoir, I won't be seen as a joke anymore.. I'll do my best to stay in the game... and get revenge on Numels alliance." Magby looked angry staring at the bonfire.

(Cruise Ship Captains Deck)

"What a spicy episode! This will increase our ratings!" Mew smiles.

"Can you like do your outro somewhere else, I'm trying to drive here." Pumpkingking told him.

"Well uhh sorry, who is gonna leave next, which teams shall perish? Find out next time on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew cheered.

"Next time you scream next to me, I'll turn your insides out." Pumpkingkings voice was heard as we only saw the cruise ship sailing on the night ocean.

"Sheesh okay damn I'm leaving..." Mews voice was heard but we didn't see her.

Mutiny Marines:

Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Psyduck

DOMINATED!

Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Dubwool, Lucario, Foe, Eiscue

Pew Pew:

Makuhita, Dedenne, OOM-6, Roger

Unnamed Team 2:

Scorbunny, Lunatone, Volcarona, Totodile