Review Responses:
Ross Does Stories: Oh shit I forgot that joke.
Derick Lindsey: Zee got that main character plot armour.
Dudidururoaidifi: How weirdly specific.
"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said. "Team Fart Fairy brought Chef back to life, but Scary Girl killed him again so Team Chris lost! Chase got voted out for some reason, but at least he didn't steal Ezekiel's gimmick!"
"I'm not going anywhere!" Chase said, still hanging onto the dock. "This game's mine, eh? MINE!"
"Oh shit nevermind." Chris said. "Anyways, stay tuned to find out some stuff on Total Drama Island!"
YOU'LL SEE ME YOU'LL SEE ME YOU'LL SEE ME ON TV YOU'LL SEE ME YOU'LL SEE ME YOU'LL SEE ME ON TV *whistling* *clapping*
Everyone was eating at the mess hall. "MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE CHASE GOT VOTED OUT LAST NIGHT!" Wayne said. "IT WAS SO CRAZY THAT CHASE GOT ELIMINATED! I REALLY THOUGHT CHASE WOULD STAY, BUT NO! CHASE IS ELIMINATED!"
Emma's eyes widened BIG.
Confessional - Emma
"CHASE GOT VOTED OUT!?" Emma said. "Who am I going to interact with now?"
"Greetings contestants!" Chris said. "It's merge time!"
Everyone cheered.
"The challenge is to clean my cottage!" Chris said. "Whoever does the best job gets to choose who is eliminated!"
AT CHRIS'S COTTAGE...
"I'm so good at cleaning!" Millie said as she cleaned the toilet.
"Well, well.." Priya said. "You're also good at BOYFRIEND STEALING!"
Everyone gasped.
Confessional - Scary Girl
"Not this shit again." Scary Girl said.
"I did not steal the Fart Fairy!" Millie said.
"SINCE WHEN DID I SAY WHO THE BOYFRIEND WAS!?" Priya asked.
Everyone gasped. "Many times." Scary Girl said.
"SHUT UP SCARY GIRL!" Priya stabbed Scary Girl in the neck.
"Priya, I can explain-"
"SHUT IT MILLIE!" Priya said. "You already stole my boyfriend!"
"Time to cause some drama!" Chris said, appearing suddenly.
Chris summoned a TV from out of nowhere, and a secret never before seen clip began to play on it.
"MAN I WISH I COULD MAKE OUT WITH WAYNE!" Millie screamed in the confessional.
Wayne then entered the confessional. "Of course sexy lady." Wayne winked.
Millie swooned and the two began to make out.
Everyone gasped.
"YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!" Bowie yelled at Millie.
"NO, SHE STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!" Priya yelled at Bowie.
"NO, SHE STOLE MY BOYRFRIEND!" The Fart Fairy yelled at Priya and Bowie.
Everyone gasped.
"That's right!" the Fart Fairy said. "Me and Wayne were in a secret relationship!"
"We have footage of that!" Chris said, playing another never before seen clip on the TV.
"MAN I WISH I COULD MAKE OUT WITH WAYNE!" The Fart Fairy screamed in the confessional.
Wayne then entered the confessional. "Of course sexy man." Wayne winked.
The Fart Fairy swooned and the two began to make out.
Everyone gasped as they watched the clip. "YOU CHEATING RAT!" Everyone except Ripper, Caleb and Scary Girl screamed.
Caleb and Ripper farted in surprise.
"Hey, I love farts!" The Fart Fairy said as he farted. "You wouldn't beat up a high-larious fart character, right?"
Then they all beat up the Fart Fairy.
"musthavechasemusthavechasemusthavechasemusthavechase..." Emma mumbled.
Confessional - Emma
"Nope, I'm not going crazy!" Emma said as she giggled creepily. "Why would you say that?"
"Good thing I cleaned the entire cottage by myself!" Scary Girl said.
"Scary Girl won the challenge, and thus-"
Chris was interrupted by Caleb farting so hard that it made the entire cottage messy again.
"Wow, what a mess!" Chris said. "We'll have to do another challenge to decide who wins!"
"But I won!" Scary Girl said. "You said it yourself!"
"Nuh-uh!" Chris said.
PART 2 OF THE CHALLENGE...
"The next part of the challenge is to get the key to the lasagne cupboard from the Fart Fairy!" Chris said. "Whoever gets it first wins! Go!"
"Hey, do you want to team up and make an alliance?" Scary Girl whispered to Zee.
"YES OKAY SCARY GIRL! I WILL MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU!" Zee yelled out loud.
"ALLIANCES ARE CHEATING!" Raj shouted. "NO CHEATING!" Then everyone beat up Scary Girl and Zee.
Confessional - Scary Girl
"Zee is so dumb, I'm going to betray him." Scary Girl said.
Confessional - Zee
"Scary Girl is so dumb, I'm going to betray her." Zee said.
Caleb and Ripper were flying after the Fart Fairy. They were all using their farts as ways to fly.
"I love farts!" The Fart Fairy said as he flew using his farts. Caleb and Ripper crashed into a wall.
"CHASE! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Emma called out.
"Hmmmm..." Bowie said, before noticing Raj beating up a punching bag that looked like Wayne.
"Hey Raj!" Bowie said. Suddenly, he kissed Wayne.
"GRRRR! NO CHEATING!" Raj then kicked Bowie to the sky.
Bowie grabbed the Fart Fairy, then fell back down. "Wayne! Get his key!" Bowie called out.
Wayne stole the key, and started running towards Chris. "I'm gonna win and eliminate Raj!" Wayne boasted.
"NO! I'M GONNA WIN AND ELIMINATE YOU!" Raj cried before tackling Wayne.
Suddenly, the Fart Fairy appeared and farted on both of them.
"EW!" Raj and Wayne yelled. The Fart Fairy stole the key back from Wayne, and resumed flying.
"How are we gonna get him down?" Zee asked.
"I have an idea." Scary Girl said. "Let's-"
"It was a rhetorical question, women can't have good ideas!" Zee insulted. "Anyways, my idea is to throw a rock at the Fart Fairy!"
"That's a terrible plan." Scary Girl said.
"OH YEAH!?" Zee said. "THEN WATCH THIS!"
Zee threw a rock at the Fart Fairy, but he caught it and threw it back at Zee.
"Wait, wha-" Zee said before getting hit on the head with the rock.
Scary Girl stared at Zee's unconscious body, his head bleeding profusely. "Idiot." Scary Girl said.
Millie tried next. "Hey Fart Fairy, can I have the key please?" She asked.
"Okay, but only because you're so hot." the Fart Fairy said, making Millie blush.
"WAIT!" Priya yelled. "FART FAIRY, YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME THAT KEY OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Okay, but only because you're so hot." the Fart Fairy said, making Priya blush.
"STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND!" Millie yelled at Priya.
"NO! YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND!" Priya yelled at Millie.
Priya kicked Millie in the face and grabbed the key, running towards Chris.
Just before Priya reached Chris, Scary Girl tripped her up and stole the key.
"Here you go, Chris!" Scary Girl said, handing Chris the key.
"Thank you Scary Girl!" Chris said. "Scary Girl has won the challenge, and can decide who goes home tonight!"
AT THE ELIMINATION...
Everyone was sitting at the elimination area. Zee has a bandage wrapped around his head from the injury.
"Welcome to your first merged elimination ceremony, contestants!" Chris greeted. "Scary Girl has the sole vote, so she decides who goes home!"
"Well, it was a hard decision." Scary Girl said. "But I'm going to eliminate...
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...Caleb, because fart jokes are mid!" Everyone gasped at this news.
"But he's so high-larious!" Bowie protested.
"I don't care!" Scary Girl said.
Caleb farted sadly, then walked over to the Boot of Shame.
"WE'LL MISS YOU CALEB!" Everyone said.
"Any last words?" Chris asked.
Caleb farted.
"Suit yourself." Chris said as the Boot of Shame kicked Caleb into the water.
Caleb farted loudly as he was still holding onto the dock.
"Now that our most high-larious player is out, will our ratings recover?" Chris asked. "Find out next time on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
Caleb - Scary Girl (Sole Vote)
16th - MK
15th - Julia
14th - Damien
13th - Nichelle
12th - Axel
11th - Chase
MERGE
10th - Caleb
Girls: Priya, Millie, Emma, Scary Girl
Boys: Bowie, Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Zee
Notes:
Caleb got eliminated because he was too high-larious for your brains to comprehend, and I wanted Scary Girl to get rid of a beloved character to show how evil she is.
