BNHA Great Old One
So this apparently isn't a one shot.
Q and A time I guess.
Q: So is Mina Cthulhu's daughter?
A: yes she is.
Q: Who's the King bellow for this?
A: They don't currently have a mortal form at this point in the story and are probably just relaxing in the middle of nowhere.
Q: Is Inko supposed to be Nyalethotep?
A: yes.
Q: will this get a page on TV Tropes?
A: if someone wants to set it up then sure, I'm all thumbs at that site and my attempts at editing the page for Darkest Hero were always denied by page admins.
Q: is Eri going to be eldritch?
A: unsure for now.
Q: will Izuku and/or Mina have cult(s)?
A: yes, yes they will.
Chapter 2: Friends?
Izuku sighed to himself as he continued to write away in his notebook while his teacher went on with a lecture about careers. Behind him he could hear Bakugo grumble about Sensei needing new material and Mina was humming under her breath in old one. A small inhuman giggle escaped his lips sending shivers up the spines of those near him as Mina went on a tangent about the bane of her existence, homework. He had heard his own parents decry paperwork enough times to know that not even villains and great old ones were safe from the wretched abomination. He swears it was something Those Before invented just to piss off every lower being than them. He shuddered briefly. Those Before were to Great Old Ones what they were to humans. Being a Great Young One himself meant he was much further down the line than his mother and as such he didn't even want to know what the heck Those Before were or are.
"Now it may seem a bit early in the year but I've got some career aptitude tests for everyone." The teacher explained as he pulled a massive stack of paperwork from his drawer before sighing and tossing the pile in the air. "Oh who am I kidding, you all want to be heroes anyway!"
"Hey Sensei don't lump me and the nerd in with those extras!" Bakugo snapped as he stood up abruptly and slammed his palms down onto his desk. Around him the students who had been in the middle of showing off their various quirks seemed to deflate and become more subdued in their enthusiasm at this statement, some even muttered under their breath what their thoughts on Bakugo were.
"Jeeze what a jerk." One girl muttered.
"My quirk is so much better for hero work than explosions." A kid with detachable eyeballs uttered to himself in denial.
"Shut it blondy!" A kid with a pencil for a head snapped.
"Yes yes Bakugou I'm sure you'll do excellently on the exams." The teacher placated the blonde teen before frowning as they checked their stack of papers. "Oh Midoriya is applying for UA aswell."
The majority of the class went silent, watching the green haired individual with shock and horror. Mina meanwhile grinned a tad too wide for a human to possibly do as she held her palm out for a high five. "C'hkyh hbvqxz gvrbptr?"
"MY FUCKING EARS!" Bakugou screamed in anger as explosions popped from his palms and blood tricked from his ears. The teacher was on the ground frothing at the mouth and several students had cringed in pain. "QUIT SPEAKING OLD ONE YOU RACCOON EYED IDIOT!"
"Uh oops?" Mina uttered bashfully as she dropped her hand, a violet blush dusting her cheeks.
"Stupid Great Gods being idiots." Bakugo scoffed to himself as he stuffed some tissues from his bag into his ears and abruptly stood up. "I'll deal with Sensei you two idiots help me lift hi- htxz'zjk!"
"Rude." Mina huffed with a pout.
"Kaachan! Language!" Izuku gasped in shock.
"I'M NOT SWEARING YOU DUMB FUCKS I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE!" Bakugou snarled in anger as he held the side of the desk, his left foot lifted slight in the air.
"Let's just grab Sensei." Mina sighed in resignation as they made their way to the teacher who was frothing at the mouth still. "Uh...is he gonna be ok?"
"Yeah, the school nurse has mum on speed dial and is one of Yig's kids so they know what's up." Izuku shrugged before he helped Mina lift up the catatonic man.
"You extras STAY THE FUCK PUT!" Bakugo snapped as he glared at the class before limping out of the room. He paused out the front of the next classroom and opened the door revealing a blonde woman with frazzled hair trying to teach math class to the teens in there, in the corner sat a ginger teacher assistant who was taking notes on the lessons. "Hey Dakoi Sensei, Oda Sensei got exposed to the weird crap so we're taking him to the nurse."
"I see." The woman sighed as she left the room. "Agoi-san please keep them in line, I need to watch Mr Dakoi's Class again."
"Hai Dakoi san." The ginger TA sighed as he stopped taking notes and stood up from his spot revealing that the chair was fused to his back. His quirk frankly was that he had a chair fused to him that didn't slip and slide around on the floor when he was seated.
Mina found this all rather unusual, especially given her own experiences dealing with these sorts of incidents. "Does this happen often?"
"N-no not really." Izuku replied. "Normally it's the Ones in the corner and the occasional vising Creeping Fear that cause it. Dakoi Sensei is actually a cultist of Azathoth who helps deal with these things... come to think of it there's a lot of cultists is Mustafu for some reason."
"Yeah because your mum lives here and she got half your asshole dad's group to worship the old ones." Bakugo huffed as he hobbled along besides them as they rounded a corner, a sign for the nurse's office hanging on the wall half way down the hallway.
"Uh, is he a old one too?" Mina asked curiously, her head tilting as she did so. "I know you said he got immortality at lunch but did he ascend?"
"N-no he's just biologically immortal, he can still be murdered." Izuku replied with a shake of his head moments before Bakugo blasted the door open with his quirk.
"HEY SNAKE FACE SENSEI IS FUCKED UP AGAIN AND MY TOE IS FUCKED!" Bakugo snapped as he stormed into the office.
"Yeesh he has no filter at all." Mina winced slightly. "It's like watching Dagon when he's drunk."
Izuku blinked once before shaking his head. He had only heard of Dagon from his mother and frankly speaking the guy sounded like a jerk normally, he didn't even want to think of how they'd be when drunk.
Inside the nurse's office a scale covered humanoid with a cobra hood on their head sighed as two of their hands held up bakugo's leg and the other two were busy rummaging through a pack of bandaids. Izuku and Mina both winced in sympathy, despite not being fully human, both of them could relate to a kicked toe, especially one that had a cracked nail and was bleeding.
"Put him there for now." The nurse absently stated as she pointed at an empty cot. "I'll check him over in a minute."
"Watch it!" Bakugo hissed in pain, his leg jerking reflexively at the pain from his toe, not that his foot moved at all from where the nurse held it in a firm grip.
"Quit sssssstruggling I'm almost done." The nurse stated bluntly before she finally let his leg go. "You ssssshould be good in a hour, a day or two at mosssssst."
"I'm human." Bakugo scoffed. "It takes a lot fucking longer than that snake face."
"Sorry for Kaachan Okohini Sensei." Izuku bowed to the daughter of yig in apology.
"No harm." The woman blinked before turning her gaze on Mina. "Huh, you look familiar."
"Thulu's daughter." Mina shrugged.
"No not that, you related to a Pony or Pegassssussss Tutssssssunori?" The nurse asked.
"Not that I'm aware of. My mum's family has been all cult stuff for generations and keep track of relatives something crazy." Mina replied with a shake of her head.
"Huh, must be the hornssss." Okohini shrugged before waving them off. "Back to classsss, I'll deal with your ssssssensssssei."
[Later]
The end of the day had finally arrived and students were packing up their stuff to head home. Mina, having not bought much with her merely grabbed her bag and waiting for Midoriya to pack everything up. Bakugo having already stormed off to go to the local arcade to "teach the shitty extras their place on the score boards" after he overheard two students Matsuda and Jinku bragging about beating the high score on Street Fighter 37.
"You didn't have to wait you know ashido san." Izuku pointed out.
"But I did and call me Mina." The pink Great Young One smiled cheerfully. "Think you could show me around town? Mum kind of moved us here only the other day and I have no clue what's what around here."
"U-uh s-s-sure." Izuku stuttered, a inferno of green energy whipped around him as he tried to cover his face.
"Hehe no need to get all flustered." Mina grinned teasingly. "What, do you think this is a date?"
That proved to be too much for Izuku as a burst of green flames from his body sent his bag flying aside where it slammed against an open windowsill. His notebook came loose and fell out the window into the pond bellow. "My notebook!" He called in shock.
"Sorry Midoriya." Mina winced. "Didn't mean to make you do that."
"I-its okay!" Izuku squeaked as he rushed to grab his bag. "If I'm quick the koi won't eat it." He added before leaping out the window to the ground four stories bellow.
"Hey wait up!" Mina called as she kept out after him. She hit the ground with a soft this, her knees barely bending from the impact. Before her Izuku already had a stick and was trying to fish out the book from under the water. "Why don't you just grab it?"
"I don't want to accidentally scare anyone or the fish Ashido san." Izuku replied as he slowly tried to scrape the book out of the mud at the bottom of the pond.
"Here let me and call me Mina." Mina replied as she plunged her hand into the water. The koi were instantly swarming around her hand. "Hey guys think you can retrieve my friend's book?...it's a thing made of paper...paper is like thin tree strips...a tree is a big plant...okay this is going nowhere."
"Yeah the local koi aren't too smart." Izuku replied as he continued to slowly inch the book from the mud. "They tried arguing with Yumi-senpai the other week about what the sky was."
"Who's Yumi?" Mina asked as she withdrew her hand from the water.
"She's in our sister class and is the oldest in our year, her quirk lets her talk to fish." Izuku explained as the boom finally came loose and he quickly snatched it up. Carefully he opened the book checking each page over carefully to make sure nothing was overly water damaged.
"So what's this? Hero notes for the future volume 13?" Mina read off of the semi professionally decorated cover.
"It's just notes for hero training and how to help people as a hero." Izuku replied with a nervous chuckle.
"Sounds good. Hey can I call you Izuku?" Mina asked.
Izuku sputtered as his face turned a bright red in embarrassment as he tried to hide behind his hands. "I-I g-g-geuss." He stuttered nervously.
"Good Izuku, so call me Mina." The pink skinned teen grinned too wide for a human to possibly do. "We're friends now after all so want to show me around?"
"R-right." Izuku muttered to himself. Give him a villain or hero to analyse and he was all good to go, have a girl talk to him and he was a stuttering mess. "W-we'll have to cut through the underpass to get to the arcade quicker, let me just text my parents."
"Sure thing Izuku." Mina beamed as they left the school grounds, bags slung over their backs as they walked down the street.
After a few moments of texting Izuku's phone pinged twice in quick succession before after a short delay it pinged a third time. "Mum and dad are both OK with me showing you to the arcade but dad is being dad about it."
"Meaning?" Mina asked as she tilted her head slightly.
"He did so with a really old meme from over 200 years ago and wanted to know if he needs to find s-stuff to hold e-e-e-ggs in." Izuku replied with a blush.
"I don't even lay eggs, that part of my biology I inherited from mum unfortunately." Mina supplied. That time of month was an utter nightmare on normal women, for someone like herself it was twice as bad and involved gorging herself on a barrel of sardines. "Still what meme anyway?"
"This one." Izuku sighed in resignation for his father's tastes as he held up his phone for Mina to see. The meme was a crudely drawn stick figure leaning back with crossed arms and a weirdly detailed chin, the words "son got a girlfriend, proud dad moment" emblazed across the top and bottom of the picture followed by asking if he needed to grab stuff to care for eggs.
"Wow and I thought my parents were weird." Mina admitted with a raised an eyebrow at the meme as they entered the underpass.
"Yeah I mean it's not as bad as my half brother's taste in humour but it's still weird." Izuku admitted freely before the sound of a rattling sewer covered caught their attention.
"What do we have here? A pair of medium sized invisibility cloaks." A wet voiced gurgled.
End.
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