This is the 11th chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss.
Warning: This story contains violence, strong language, sexual themes, blood and gore, horny demons...and yes, it's for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised.
Truth Seekers
The scene opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie outside of Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing his gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in 'Murder Family'. The second shows Millie, Loona, and Vortex coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in 'Spring Broken'. The third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in 'C.H.E.R.U.B.' And the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo, who's caught choking on the boba pearls of his drinks. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.
"Right there! This was the first sighting." Agent One points out.
Agent One is a human who has short brown hair. He's seen wearing a black tuxedo, consisting of a white shirt underneath a black coat with red lapels, a black tie, along with a pair of black sunglasses. There's a pin of the left lapel of his tuxedo that is composed of a white 'D' overlapping a red triangle.
"They are definitely from Hell." Agent Two states with a ponder. "They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world...and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?"
Agent Two is a dark-skinned human who has short, curly light blond hair and is wearing light makeup. She's seem wearing a black tuxedo, consisting of a white shirt underneath a black coat with red lapels, a black tie, and a pair of black sunglasses. There's a pin on the right lapel of her tuxedo that is composed of a white 'D' overlapping a red triangle.
"They always attack at random, aaaall over the country." Agent One states seriously. "There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!"
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock of angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.
"Ahhh, well...That's convenient." Agent Two said with a smirk.
Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.
"Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen." Blitzo informed them with a whisper.
Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Antauri rolled his eyes in annoyance while Millie silently chuckles his predicament, then she and the white hellhound walks away.
"Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently the loudest." Moxxie points out.
Blitzo jumps out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck on the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger.
"I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!" Blitzo retorted softly, pokes at his face indignantly.
Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona and the two Cherubs were seen on the other end and both Millie and Antauri jumps into it. Millie was waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal, but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missed a net being shot their way.
"GET DOWN!" Blitzo yelled, turns to the two agents with a scowl.
Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jumps down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.
"LOONA! CLOSE IT!" Blitzo shouts.
"Wait, no!" Millie said, tries to run through the portal before it closes, but failed.
Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to anger, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both tranquilizer darts and a capture net while preparing to fire. However, he's hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart. Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls into the ground.
"MOXXIE!" Blitzo yelled.
With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trach can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.
"I smell...colors..." Moxxie slurred.
Blitzo eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.
"Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!" Blitzo snarled.
Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo was about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzo's eyes.
"I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers!" Agent One said with confident smirk. "That was pretty badass!"
"Super badass!" Agent Two agrees, cocked her gun.
Soon enough, Blitzo passes out.
Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches before falling to her knees, devastated.
"SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!" Millie wailed with her head and hands on the floor.
Antauri walk towards Millie, try to comfort her which it isn't working. Loona and the two Cherubs stands behind her with Stolas' grimoire in her hands, looking concern.
"You, uh...You okay there?" Loona asks, feeling awkward which the two Cherubs looks at the hellhound with a deadpan look on their faces.
Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona, Keenie, and Collin into dropping the grimoire and holding their hands up in defense.
"What're you doing sittin' there?!" Millie said. "The boys are in trouble! Open it again!"
"Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears." Loona points out. "That means it was serious..."
"We don't have time for that, Loona! Blitz and Moxxie are in trouble and we need to find them!" Antauri interrupts.
Loona, Keenie, and Collin were about to speak, but Millie is consumed by rage and worry for her husband and her boss. Millie grabs Loona and the two Cherubs by the shirts and yanked them down to face level.
"Open the fucking portal, now!" Millie snarled.
Cut to a sequence of Loona, Millie,and Antauri gearing up for a rescue mission. Loona zips a backpack labeled 'Blitzo's Emergen-C Bag' closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-bladed ax with 'M' in the middle, and Antauri had two pistols on his waist, a katana on his back, throwing knives around his chest, and an assault rifle on his hands. Both Loona and Antauri transform to their human form. The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona and Antauri nonchalantly steps through.
"They aren't here!" Millie exclaims.
Millie drops her axe and falls to her knees again, tears welling in her eyes. Before she can cry, Antauri bends down to the ground, sniffing it.
"It smells that those 'Men in Black' wannabes took them somewhere this way." Antauri told her when Loona lifts Millie up, sniffing the ground.
"He's right, they took them there." Loona adds with an agreement.
Loona drops Millie into the backpack and slings it onto her back, then grabs Millie's axe off the ground, resting it on her shoulder.
"Come on...Let's find the dumbass twins." Loona said as she, and Antauri ran while carrying Millie.
Meanwhile, in an unknown location, Moxxie wakes up and looks around groggily. The camera zooms out, revealing he and Blitzo are tied into chairs. Moxxie panics and briefly struggles to get out, until Agent Two grabs the lamp over their heads and brings it close to Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch away.
"Finally awake, huh, little fella?" Agent Two said with a smirk, releases the lamp. "Your partner has been a while now."
The camera zooms out to reveal that not only are Blitzo and Moxxie tied up, but their tails wrapped together and chained to an iron ball.
"Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, okay?" Blitzo told her. "I took a fuck-ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery. So-"
Blitzo flinches as the lamp is shined in his face by Agent One.
"Ohhh, okay!" Blitzo grunts.
"Tell us, demon scum! Who do you work for? Satan?!" Agent One demands while Agent Two grabs the light again.
"How did you get to our would from the afterlife?" Agent Two adds as they begin grabbing it back and forth, interrogating the two Imps.
"Why are youse killin' humans?!"
"When did you show up here?"
The two agents stop passing the lights when Blitzo interrupts them.
"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock. And I'm still feelin' fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I somethin' iced, bitch!" Blitzo said in annoyance, turns to Moxxie. "Mox?"
"I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more than cappu- than -ccino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that." Moxxie rants which left the two agents confused. "If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato and ristretto! I'd also love...three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add-"
"ENOUGH!" Agent One yelled, had enough of his ranting. "We aren't getting youse coffee!"
"Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!" Blitzo said with an impressed smirk.
"If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta you nasty hell beasts!" Agent Two snarled, leans up close to Moxxie's face.
"When you say 'torture', do you mean physical or psychological?" Moxxie rhetorically questions. "Physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of knowing what was true!"
"Or we might like it too much." Blitzo adds with a smirk. "And then you've got a whole new thing to deal with."
"What do you mean by that?" Agent One asks, points his accusingly finger at Blitzo.
"An, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid." Blitzo said, starts rolling his eyebrows. "Daddy likey dummy."
Agent One backs away when Moxxie squirms in his chair, trying to hold his laughter but laughs anyway.
"Good one, sir!" Moxxie said, laughing as he stomps his hoof into the floor, much to the agents irritation. "'Daddy likey!'"
"You better stop laughin' at us!" Agent Two shouts.
"Yeah!" Agent One adds, pulls Blitzo closer. "You are the ones at our mercy!"
"It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry." Moxxie said with a smirk. "I mean, considering your approach this far, you've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!"
"What are you?" Agent Two asks curiously.
"I'm a Virgo." Moxxie answered, causing Agent Two to scowl while Blitzo laughed.
"Ohhhhh, a smart guy, eh?!" Agent One said, mocking clapped his hands and approach next to Agent Two with a glare, crossed his arms.
"One more quip outta you and we'll shut you up!" Agent Two warned them.
"Ooh, getting kinkyyy!" Blitzo retorted with a smirk, causing both agents to recoil in shock and horror.
"WHAAAAT?! We aren't playin' into your vile demon kinks!" Agent One exclaims.
"I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!" Blitzo said with a smirk.
"Please don't give them ideas, sir!" Moxxie said sarcastically, but smirked.
"Why not? I know the shit you're into!" Blitzo remarked which Moxxie gets an embarrassed look.
"Stoooop!" Agent One yelled, couldn't take it anymore as he leans toward Moxxie and points at him. "We are NOT gettin' kinky wit youse!"
Agent Two grabs Agent One, pulls him back.
"Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!" Agent Two assures as they walked away.
"Heyyyy, aren't we gonna get our phone call, bitch?" Blitzo mocks with a smirk.
"Well, that entirely depends!" Agent One said which got his attention. "Who are you gonna call? Hmmm?"
"Your fat mom, thankin' her for a fat time!" Blitzo remarked.
"Nice try, demon! His fat mom is dead!" Agent Two retorted which Agent One starts crying into his arm.
Cuts to the exterior of the D.H.O.R.K.S. building Blitzo and Moxxie are trapped inside of. Two guards armed with naginata stand outside the entrance. Four security cameras loom over their heads. Millie, Loona, and Antauri peek around the side of the building, looking for a way to sneak in.
"This where they ended up?" Millie questions.
"I think so." Loona answered. "Fuck, this looks intense."
"They're putting it on lockdown and the security is locked." Antauri states. "How are we gonna get in?"
Millie sees a small vent over their heads and points at it.
"Lift me up to that vent!" Millie suggested.
Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls inside. She opens the side door from inside the building and let the two hellhounds in. They sneak through the halls, trying to find Moxxie and Blitzo, completely unaware that an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard can see them on the surveillance camera. The guard spits out his coffee in surprise, unintentionally soaked another guard and sounds the alarm to alert the other guards of the trepassers.
Loona and Antauri screeches to a halt. The camera zooms out, revealing a bunch of agents holding several Japanese melee weapons. An agent holding a naginata ran towards Millie, Loona, and Antauri, about to swing at them when the white hellhound fired his assault rifle, shot him in the head. Loona throws an axe at another agent's face where it sticks. Millie climbs the agents body and removes an axe from his head, jumps to avoid the guards katana swing, then chops the katana-wielding agent in two vertically.
Loona runs into an agent with twin nuchaku and attempts to split kick him, but he avoids it. Antauri fires his assault rifle in between the agents set of testicles and the head. An agent swings his kusarigama at Loona and Antauri, but the two hellhounds ducks low to the ground, allowing the agent to be decapitated instead. Millie sneaks up to the now surprised kusarigama-wielding agent and snaps his neck, and as he falls to the floor face first. Loona grabs Millie, who then grabs the axe from the floor as they ran towards another set of three agents inside a large doorway.
Cuts to said agents, one agent hits a button attempting to stop Millie and the two hellhounds by closing the blast door on them. The other two reveal their shuriken and proceed to throw them at the three, though they miss entirely.
"Throw me!" Millie yelled as Loona throws her.
Holding her axe in front of her, Millie fly towards the group of agents, landing with a roll just as the blast door labeled 'CAUTION BLAST DOOR' closes behind her. Screams of agony can be heard as Millie slaughters them off-screen. The blast door opens back up to show Millie surrounded by dismembered corpses and blood splattered walls and ceiling.
"Damn! You're pretty agile for an old lady!" Loona states as she and Antauri walks into the room.
"I'm, like, 5 years older than you." Millie said indignantly. "And I'm old enough to be the mom of my kid."
"Don't you mean our kid?" Loona retorted with a smirk as Millie seethes at her.
Back into the interrogation room, Agent One yells at Blitzo while he responds by playfully sticking his tongue out at him.
"Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!" Agent One yelled in teary eyes when Agent Two approaches him.
"Hey, hey. Let's just leave them here until they feel like talkin'." Agent Two suggests softly.
The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo glances at the door just to be sure, immediately tries to struggle in his bonds for a couple of seconds before giving up.
"Don't worry, Mox." Blitzo said with a sigh. "If we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fuckin' with them until they get so frustrated, they stop thinkin' clearly. It usually works."
As Blitzo speaks, the camera zooms out until it's looking at a video feed of him and Moxxie, Blitzo's audio degrading to add to the effect. Two Agents watch them through the screen.
"Hmmm! So, the demons wanna play games, huh?" Agent One said with a smirk. "Well, we can play games..."
Agent Two chuckles and hits a button in between 'HAHA GAS' and 'BITCH JUICE'. As she lifts her fist away, the camera zooms in on the button, now glowing a bright green and is revealed to be labeled 'TRUTH BOMB'.
"Yeaaaah!" Agent Two said with a smirk.
Cuts back to Moxxie and Blitzo. Biltzo is still struggling against the ropes to no avail.
"I'm just worried about Millie and Antauri." Moxxie said, worried. "They'll be on their way by now, I'm sure!"
"Ugh, they'll be fine, Moxxie." Blitzo told him in annoyance. "It would take a roided-up hippo to take down those two when your hoe is upset along with that pup!"
"We've never dealt with the human government before! They're in danger!" Moxxie points out as a green gas began filling the room.
"Do you honestly shut up about Millie?!" Blitzo snarled angrily. "It's always, 'Oh, how's Millie?', 'I can't tonight. I'm hangin' with Millie.'. 'I'm so worried about Millie!' And she's ALWAYS...FIVE FUCKIN' FEET away from you! It's pathetic!"
"That...was oddly personal." Moxxie states shockingly.
"Y'know, you're right!" Blitzo agrees surprisingly. "I don't know why the fuck I just let my guts spill like that."
Moxxie glances at the floor and sees the green gas surrounding the two of them, eyes widening in fear.
"Sir! They're filling this room with something!" Moxxie shouts with panic.
"Fuck!" Blitzo grunts, smelling the gas. "The hell is this?"
"I think it's some kind of airborne truth-telling serum!" Moxxie told him.
"Oh, you just guess that's what it is?" Blitzo asks, annoyed.
"Well, uh...Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you." Moxxie suggested.
"Okay." Blitzo said. "Uh...Does Millie ever peg you?"
"Sometimes." Moxxie replied in thought, but snapped in realization with his eyes widen. "Wait! EWWW! Fuck! Why that?!"
"Heh! I knew it." Blitzo said with a smirk.
"Well, your suit is tacky!" Moxxie retorted, but flinches with regret. "Fuck! I'm sorry..."
"How fuckin' dare you! Youuu have shitty taste in music!" Blitzo snarled, but flinches with regret. "AH, I'm sorry!"
"'Shit taste'?! You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!" Moxxie said in teary eyes.
"I lied!" Blitzo admits. "I left halfway through!"
"You...You said you loved it!" Moxxie cried.
"It was awful, Moxxie!" Blitzo told him in tears. "It was about ugly, horny caaaaats!"
Moxxie starts crying hysterically. Once again, the scene zooms out into them being watched by two Agents.
"Oh, God, Moxxie! I've said so many lies to you!" Blitzo cried.
View switches to a vent pumping more of the gas into the room. Blitzo coughs and the scene switches to a POV shot as the room wobbles and distorts, changing into something else. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie.
"Dammit, Moxxie! This is all your fault!" Blitzo shouts angrily.
"How is this my fault?!" Moxxie retorted.
A musical trill and the sound of wind are heard. Moxxie stands up, the ropes falling away from him, and he walks forward into a purple fog. As he walks into the fog, the art style subtly shifts into something more Disney-esque and Moxxie's outfit changes into something classically appropriate. Organ music begins to play as Moxxie looks around in confusion.
"Blitz? I-I can't see you!" Moxxie grunts, coughing. "God, this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan-"
Moxxie's rant is interrupted by a figure behind him standing at an organ at the top of a staircase that slowly pans into view. The other figure appears to be Blitzo dressed like similarly to Erik the Phantom from 'The Phantom of the Opera'. He's wearing a black cloak with a wide fringed collar as well as a mask over his right eye, turning it entirely red and imitates the white blotch normally seen on his face. The symbol on his forehead has also changed into a broken heart.
"IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH!" Blitzo shouts in a deeper octave tone.
"Heyyyyyy! Why do you should like that?" Moxxie asks, confused.
"Because YOU, my precious little bitch boy-"
"Stop it, sit!" Moxxie protests.
"-are tripping BAAAAALLLLS!" Blitzo finished his sentence.
The shiny organ pipes act as a spotlight and points at Moxxie, who flinches. He then grabs a candelabra and ascends the stairs, beginning to talk-sing.
Moxxie (Sings):
No! What?! How could this be?
I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT!
It's a bad trip! Oy, genvalt!
Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!
Cuts to a close up on hallucination Blitzo's gloved fingers as he plays the organ. The scene goes back to Moxxie, who starts singing normally.
Moxxie (Sings):
My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me that you won't judge?
Blitzo (Sings):
Yes, biiitch!
Moxxie (Sings):
Not trying to divulge too much
But, I'm in too deep.
So, first of all: FUCK YOU!
Blitzo (Sings):
Whaaaat?!
Moxxie (Sings):
This is just typical!
Well, two can play at this game of dismay!
'Cause if you're here, causing frustration
I'm torturing you in your hallucination
Moxxie's coattails transition the scene to inside of Blitzo's hallucination, where he finds himself sitting on a chair in a strange, formless wasteland made of ink. Stalactites made of ink drip in the foreground. Blitzo's art style has shifted to be similar to early animation, presumably rubber hose. He's also now wearing a clown outfit and the symbol on his forehead, as in Moxxie's hallucination, is now a broken heart. Four globs of ink in pink, black, brown, and red float around him in swirling motions.
Blitzo stands up, almost falling over backwards from the softer terrain. The red glob becomes a six-eyed monster and screeches at Blitzo, dripping a bunch of inky sludge on him. He looks at his hands, now coated in red ink. He sniffs and licks at it before the ink monster comes up behind him screaming. Frightened, Blitzo stumbles and falls backward into the black ink ground. The ink monster lands and morphs into a version of Moxxie drawn a la the plan segment from 'Spring Broken' that speaks in a British accent with old-timey audio quality. All the while, gloomy rock music plays in the background.
"I simply follow your orders!" Moxxie told him. "It isn't my fault that your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold, rainy porch of a fresh April shower!"
"Why are you talking like that?" Blitzo asks, confused. "What the fuck does that even mean?!"
The doodle Moxxie begins shifting between doodle and real Moxxie, his audio changing back and forth accordingly.
"I am simply speaking Satan's plain English!" Moxxie said. "Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time! And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about-"
The music gets louder while being accompanied by a high-pitched tone, drowning out doodle Moxxie's words. The scene zooms out as Blitzo looks up to three other ink glob creatures circling around them.
"SHUT UP!" Blitzo yelled.
Cuts back to Moxxie's hallucination.
Moxxie (Sings):
Why do you hurt me so?
Blitzo (Sings):
I knoooow!
Moxxie (Sings):
Why must you push your friends away?
Blitzo (Sings):
I push my friends awaaaaay
Moxxie (sings):
Why does it seem like a recurring theme
That you alienate with you toxic routine?
Blitzo (Sings):
I don't know!
Eventually, everything goes!
Moxxie (Sings):
Cause you're thoughtless and cruel
And you'll end up alone!
Cuts to a close-up of the hallucination Blitzo's mask covered eye looking back at Moxxie, seemingly shocked of his accusation.
Cuts back to Blitzo's hallucination again. He's now standing motionless while the remaining ink creatures swirl and drips in the air above him.
"Admit it, dear boss; you don't know what you are doing half the time...and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy!" The voice of Moxxie said off-screen.
"I don't need you!" Blitzo retorted. "I can do this shit on my own SO easily!"
The brown ink creature grabs him by the neck and throws him on the ground. It then morphs into Striker, who speaks with Blitzo's voice in a Southern drawl.
"But, ya don't wanna do things alone, Blitzo!" Striker said with a smirk.
More brown sludge grabs Blitzo and tosses him into the air, then the grey ink creature morphs into a rubber hose of Fizzaroli, who also has his voice.
"You tried the solo act, it didn't work out so well!" Fizzaroli said with distorted laugh.
Hallucination Fizzaroli winds him up and throws him into the ground. Blitzo coughs as the pink ink creature lands on the ground, morphing into the hallucination of Verosika Mayday and taunting Blitzo in his voice as well while crawling towards him seductively.
"Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish, shitty, shit fuck!" Verosika Mayday said which her voice gradually becomes warped and distorted.
Blitzo sees a staircase forming from the ink behind him. He pulls hallucination Verosika's hands away from his face and scrambles to it. The stairs transform into pristine white stairs with golden railings. Blitzo runs up the ink-covered stairs as shiny, glowing white feathers fall onto the stairs and dissolve the ink away. Blitzo trips on some residue ink and looks up, seeing Stolas sitting on a throne at the top of the stairs getting fanned by two Blitzo silhouettes.
"Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy?" Stolas asks.
The fans flap and transition into a close-up of Stolas, who grins at Blitzo. Blitzo begins to climb the stairs on his hands and knees. Two of the glowing feathers fly into his wrists and turn into golden shackles, while his clown costume turns into his normal suit with a flash of light.
"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but...also crave it as well." Moxxie told him. "It's rather unfortunate, sir, considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you...such as myself."
As hallucination doodle Moxxie is talking, Blitzo is almost to the top when another feather slaps onto his throat, turning into a golden shackle attached to golden chains while also cleaning the ink off his face and returning him fully to his normal art style. Stolas pulls on the chains, pulling Blitzo close to him and grinning mischievously. Cuts to the bottom of the stairs where the Striker, Fizzaroli, and Verosika hallucinations are gathered around doodle Moxxie as he monologues. They then turn back into inky sludge again and flu off. Doodle Moxxie then turns into a semi-normal Moxxie, looking quite feminine while wearing a purple dress and holding a fan in one hand. His audio quality also returns to normal.
"Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well?" Moxxie asks.
"STOP...FUCKING TALKING, ALL OF YOU!" Blitzo yelled.
Hallucination Moxxie gets angry and closes his fan as he dissolves into gold dust and blows away.
Cuts back to the D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room where Blitzo and Moxxie are drooling, locked in their respective trips. Agent One and Agent Two look at them from behind the glass, drinking soda and eating popcorn.
Cuts back to Blitzo's hallucination, where Stolas turns into gold dust and blows away. His throne and its feathered surroundings also meet the same fate. The unseen hallucinations begin taunting Blitzo.
"You're going to die aloooo-one!" Stolas said in a singing tone.
"You're gonna die alone, Blitzo!" Fizzaroli taunts with a laugh.
In the sky above, all of the ink creatures swirl together. The gold dust that was once Stolas and his throne ascend and join the multicolored vortex above. Blitzo is surrounded by a tornado of golden feathers, which surround and stick to him. The hallucinations keep repeating 'You're gonna die alone, Blitzo!'. Blitzo is covered in feathers until his arms are bound together and his mouth is covered. He opens his mouth in a silent scream, tearing the feathers away.
Cuts back to Moxxie's hallucination.
Blitzo (Sings):
Whyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyy
Have you held your true feelings insiiiiiide?
Moxxie (Sings):
I am scared of rejectioooooon
Blitzo (Sings):
Whyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyy
Do you have Millie put it in your buuuuuutt?
Moxxie (Sings):
It gives me an erectio-Heyyyy!
Blitzo (Sings):
Nooooo need to hiiiiiide
We accept your true feelings, so promise meeeeee
Moxxie (Sings):
That I can dooooo
Blitzo and Moxxie (Sings):
To be truuuuue
Blitzo (Sings):
The world is you anus, so peg it with honesty
"Ohhh..." Moxxie said as he walks up to hallucination Blitzo and joins him in playing the organ.
Blitzo (Sings):
I've been a jackass, it's truuuuuue
Moxxie (Sings):
You've been a jackass, it's truuuuuue
Blitzo (Sings):
But soon as we're back as ourseeeeelves
Blitzo and Moxxie (Sings):
I will be a better friend
Than I was before
Moxxie (Sings):
Be better at speaking my miiind, aaaaand...
Blitzo and Moxxie (Sings):
Togetheeeeer
We can begin to become
Fiiine
The two hallucinations finally end as Moxxie and hallucination Blitzo smile at each other.
Cuts back to Millie, Loona, and Antauri walking up to a 3x4 12-digit keypad. Millie walks closer and sees that the 1 button is the only one that shows any wear, while the other buttons are untouched.
"Try 1." Millie suggested.
Loona presses 1 button five times. The door slides open, revealing a reception desk. The three look at each other in affirmation and run inside. Millie vaults over the desk as the door slams shut behind them.
Cuts back to the scene watching Blitzo and Moxxie. Now that their respective trips have worn off, they slowly woke up. Blitzo glances up to see that the truth gas is no longer being pumped into the room. Both are silent for a moment.
"Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?" Moxxie asks.
"...Not really." Blitzo answered.
"I remember." Moxxie told him. "You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but...you said that because I needed it...And it helped."
"Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox." Blitzo points out. "You care too much about what everyone thinks except for...me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just...keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy...you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments; I'm maxed out."
"Thank you, sir." Moxxie thanked him.
"You know my name...Use it." Blitzo said.
"Thanks, Blitz." Moxxie said.
Blitzo and Moxxie suddenly look up as they hear a muffled pounding coming from the ceiling. Millie crashes through the ceiling, landing with a superhero pose.
"THERE'S my Millie!" Moxxie said excitedly.
Millie runs over to Moxxie and Blitzo, begins to untie them.
"Impressive work, Mills!" Blitzo praises her. "How'd you get here all by yourself?"
Millie and Moxxie have a tender reunion, but was rudely interrupted when Loona smashes through the one-way window, using Agent Two as a makeshift battering ram while Antauri leaps over the window with a spiked baseball bat.
"LOONIE?! ANTAURI?!" Blitzo exclaimed.
"Get your asses out here before MORE FUCKERS SHOW UP!" Loona yelled.
Loona throws Agent Two at Agent One as he stands behind her in shock. She crouches, wolf ears sprouting from her head and leaps, having instantly reverted to her hellhound form as she lands. Antauri reverts to his hellhound form as he lands next to her. A wolf howl sound effect plays as they land. She drops her backpack and both Blitzo and Moxxie grin maniacally at each other. Moxxie pulls out twin submachine guns while Blitzo brandishes his trusty flintlock pistol and Antauri draws out his assault rifle. Agent One weakly presses a button, setting off an alarm. The I.M.P. group turn as a few disposable agents drop from the ceiling, holding Japanese weapons, before even more cartoonishly slide in from the sides and encircle them. The I.M.P. group hold fighting poses, ready for a smackdown.
"Ooookay, I've had too many emotions today!" Blitzo said, turns to Moxxie with a smirk. "Guys...Let's fuck these fuckers up!"
Moxxie give an evil, toothy smile and nods. A fluid fight scene starts as one agent attempts to strike Blitzo with the sickle end of his kusarigama, only for Loona to catch it with her mouth and yank hard, throwing the wielder across the room to hit an agent with a katana. The female agent attempts multiple strikes at Loona with her naginata, but Loona deftly dodges, and with the kusarigama still in her mouth, stabs the agent through the throat. She releases the kusarigama and grabs the chain in her hands while running, wrapping it around another agent's neck and yanking hard enough to decapitate both him and the agent with the sickle end in her throat, sending both their heads flying.
As the two agents severed heads fly, Antauri dodges the multiple slashes from the katana wielding agent while fires his assault rifle in the head, using the hilt of the gun to hit the male agent in the balls from behind and smashes him in the head. Antauri then dodges the slash from the naginata wielding agent and stabs her in the neck with the pencil, now impales her in the eye. He the pulls out another pencil as he charges after the shuriken wielding male agent, dodging the number of shurikens, leaps and stabs him in the throat. Antauri now brandished his twin pistols, firing bullets at the number of agents.
"Wow, kid, you actually stab them with a pencil?" Blitzo asks, impressed.
"Duh, ever watch John Wick movies?" Antauri asks, then spits the pencil out of his mouth as it stabs a female agent in the eye. "That show is badass, same with the Equalizer and the Punisher!"
"I'll keep that in mind." Blitzo said, then rushes after the agent with a smirk.
Millie jumps and twirls in the air with her axe and goes for an agent wielding a katana. He tries to block but is unsuccessful as the axe easily breaks through his sword and he's cleaved in half, splattering blood and brain matter around her. Millie sees an agent with a two-handed sword running toward her, so she runs up to him and in two quick swings. She uses her axe to deflect incoming shuriken and swings at their thrower, but he backflips away as another agent with a sword runs at her. She jumps and flips in the air, lands with a pose, then briefly clashes with the sword-wielding agent before taking off his entire lower half. The shuriken thrower makes a second attempt, but he's easily cut down. She then happily runs off while spinning her axe as the agent she dismembered earlier is seen helplessly flailing his bleeding stumps. Antauri puts him out of his misery by shooting him in the head with his pistol.
Cuts to a dolly arc shot of Moxxie and Blitzo firing on a multitude of agents coming their way. Blitzo discards his flintlock pistol and reaches for his backpack.
"Mox! Cover me!" Blitzo ordered.
"Yes sir!" Moxxie complied.
Moxxie unloads his submachine guns in a wide arc, before disposing them as Blitzo hands him two golden revolvers that he uses to great effect. Blitzo, meanwhile, pulls out a vicious-looking knife and runs off, stabbing one agent to death while decapitating another.
"EAT! MY! ASS!" Blitzo yelled.
Blitzo pulls out his phone and takes a selfie with the agent's severed head before throwing the head to the ground. Moxxie fires his revolvers until they're spent, then he viciously beats one agent to death with the butt of one before discarding them. Blitzo picks up a demonic pump-action shotgun, fires off a shot, then hands it to Moxxie, who blasts two more agents with it. Blitzo shoulders the backpack so it sits on his chest. He and Moxxie turn to each other and nod before running in opposite directions, Moxxie making a demonic hiss as he does.
Quick pan over to Loona as Blitzo joins her. He slithers up into her hair and shoots an agent with a crossbow. One agent swings at her with a sword but she counters with a roundhouse kick to the face. As Blitzo jumps away, Loona turns and delivers a powerful uppercut to the jaw of another sword-wielding agent, sending him into the air. An agent with twin sai comes at her and she crouches down before leaping towards him, biting down so his entire head is in her mouth. She briefly shakes him back and forth before throwing him and grabbing another agent by the face, slamming him to the floor. Blitzo hands her an energy rifle of some sort, which she fires at a few agents.
"DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Loona yelled, but looks down at Blitzo. "What?"
"I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie!" Blitzo said as he hugs Loona's face and kisses her cheek. "Bye, sweetie!"
Blitzo slithers off of Loona, who growls angrily at his affection. She then bites down on another agent's head and throws him.
Quick pan back to Blitzo. An agent carrying nunchaku runs at him but is blinded sided and knocked away by the agent Loona just threw.
"Watch out!" The voice of Loona warns.
Blitzo turns to see Millie cut down two more agents with her axe and twirl it with a flourish.
"Hey, Mills!" Blitzo greets with a smile, waving his hand.
"Hey, Blitz!" Millie greets back, quickly waved her hand. "Just one sec!"
Millie jumps and swings, decapitating one agent. She cuts a leg off a female agent holding sai, relieves a male sai-wielding agent of his lower torso, then twirls her axe to completely eviscerate an agent holding a straight sword and poses. Blitzo appears to the side with the backpack still strapped to his chest and offers Millie a pump-action shotgun.
"Do you need a gun or anything?" Blitzo asks.
"Nah, I'm good!" Millie replied.
Millie spins to the side, taking off the lower legs of a female agent with kusarigama then eviscerating her. She swings her axe as leverage for a leap onto another female agent, wrapping her legs around her neck and decapitating at least two more agents with the axe. Millie severs the leg of the agent she's held onto, who then collapses before Millie begins strangling her with her thighs. Blitzo appears to the side again, this time offering a bottle of water.
"How about some water?" Blitzo asks.
"Sure!" Millie replied.
Blitzo squeezes the bottle, spurting the contents into her open mouth.
"Ahhh. Thanks, Blitz!" Millie thanked him, snapping the agent's neck.
"No problemy, Millie-Billie!" Blitzo said, throws the bottle away.
As Millie runs off to murder even more agents, Blitzo pulls out a submachine gun and a shotgun. Cuts to a close-up of him with a sadistic smile and lightly glowing eyes.
"Now, who wants some quality time with Daddy?" Blitzo snarled.
The scene zooms out to reveal more agents ready to kill. Blitzo spins his guns, runs at an agent with sai and leaps on him, firing at five agents with his shotgun before blasting one he grabbed onto. He leaps off and frontflips, killing two agents with the submachine gun. Once he lands, he pulls a spiked baseball bat out of the backpack strapped on his chest, trips an agent with it, then beats him in the stomach with it. He pulls a grenade out of the backpack and uses the bat to hit it away into a group of hapless agents.
"FORE!" Blitzo yelled with a smirk.
The grenade explodes. Cuts to Agent One and Agent Two attempting to flee the building. Blitzo's grenade explodes, and they duck and cover their heads in fear. They then see the corpse of an agent hit the floor, a femur sticking out where his leg should be and his katana falling down and impaling him in the chest.
"Good God! Why are we only usin' weapons from Japan's Edo Period?!" Agent One yelled in frustration.
"Hey!" Agent Two said, grabs him by his suit. "The Edo Period was badass, and you know it!"
"Dammit, you're right." Agent One scoffed.
"LOOK OOOOUT!" Agent Two yelled.
Agent Two pulls Agent One down to the floor down with her as Loona turns around firing her energy rifle at more agents. She fires at agents offscreen as Agent One and Agent Two pull themselves along the floor towards the exit. They are stopped by an agent's freshly severed head landing in front of them, courtesy of Millie. An agent with twin nunchaku runs at her only for limbs and blood to splatter, one nunchaku-wielding arm comically flying up to the ceiling like a helicopter before falling to the floor. The agents turn and pull themselves another way as Loona shakes an agent back and forth in her mouth.
Cuts to Moxxie standing on a pile of agents, blasting agent after agent with his shotgun and screaming bloody murder. He flips one agent into the air with his tail, causing him to spin, then blasts him away. More agents run at him, only for Moxxie to fill them with buckshot.
"Biiiitches!" Moxxie yelled.
"Hey, Mox!" Blitzo greets when he suddenly appeared next to him.
Startled, Moxxie drops his shotgun and it lands on hits buttstock, accidentally going off by hitting an agent in the dick. The unfortunate agent weakly reaches a hand up at Moxxie.
"Ohhh, wow." Blitzo said with a cringe. "Really goin' for the dick there, ain't'cha?"
"Help!"
"Here, I got it for ya." Blitzo said as he takes out the knife he used earlier and stabs the agent. "Now, hold this."
Blitzo places the backpack on Moxxie's arms and pulls from it a comically oversized rocket launcher appropriately named 'MY DICK'.
"Oh, yeah! I'm gettin' hard holdin' this motherfucker!" Blitzo said with a smirk.
Blitzo fires a rocket labeled 'PUSSY DESTROYER' and gives an evil laugh. The rocket flies toward a group of agents on the other side of the broken window and explodes, causing both Millie, Loona, and Antauri to flinch away from the flames. Millie's axe is also blown out of her hands by the blast. Moxxie then comes into view.
"Oh, crumbs! Is everyone okay?" Moxxie asks with worry when Blitzo jumps on him.
"WOOOOOO! How's THAT for demon scum?!" Blitzo said with a cheer.
Cuts to the broken window. Blood is dripping from the few shards left in the frame. Pans over to Agent One and Agent Two hiding under the desk. Agent Two nods at Agent One, signaling him to hit a red button next to him aptly labeled 'RED BUTTON'. This sets off an alarm and causes the entire screen to be tinted red.
"Oh, shit! C'mon, fam! Let's blow this cocksicle joint!" Blitzo suggested.
Blitzo, Loona, and Antauri run for the exit. Millie hoists Moxxie off the ground and they join the rest of the group.
"HEY!" Loona shouts.
Before they can leave, the doors close in front of them. A set of iron bars lowers in front of the doors, then a garage door close further down, then a large steel door clamps down, lasers activate outside of it, and bathroom doors close outside of that, the vacancy indicator switching to 'Occupied'.
Subtle fade back to the I.M.P. gang as they beat against the door.
"Quick! The book!" Moxxie said desperately.
Loona pulls Stolas' grimoire out of the backpack and attempts to read it.
"Shhhit! I can't...I can't read a spell in this light!" Loona grunts, worried. "I can't see dick!"
Blitzo searches himself for more weapons but comes out empty-handed.
"Well, shit." Blitzo said. "Looks like we've milked this weapon tit dry, and now we're out of badassery."
The silhouettes of Agent One and Agent Two slide menacingly into view.
"Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now!" Agent Two states with a sinister chuckle.
Before the two agents can do anything, they begin noticing strange happenings around them. The I.M.P. gang's shadows growl and meld into a hideous beast. A screen suddenly turns on and flickers, rattling around aggressively before turning off, then showing the agents reflections and the four-eyed silhouette of a certain someone who wasn't there before. The agents are startled as the screen breaks off of the wall, falls at their feet and slides away. Two more screens then break off of the wall while the rest shudder and display static.
"Who daaares threaten...my impish plaything?" The voice of Stolas said.
"Who said that?!" Agent One demands.
The agents look at the floor, where bird-like footprints appear coming towards them. Another monitor bashes Agent One in the face, removing his shades and knocking him to the floor. He turns to look at Agent Two.
"Agent Two?" Agent One called her.
Cuts to Agent Two. Her head is spasming, her red eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and horror. Around her, dead bodies stand up, eyes completely black and empty. Agent Two tries to stop her head spasming with her hands but fails. The black-eyed bodies kneel. Agent One stands back up, his shades returned to his face, and attempts to approach Agent Two. She removes her own shades and her head twists around 'The Exorcist' style to look at Agent One. She now has sharp teeth, bloodshot eyes, and her mascara has formed sharp streaks down her cheeks.
"What's the matter, demon hunter?" Agent Two mocks in both British accent and Stolas' voice. "Never seen a REAL demon before?"
The dead bodies draw Stolas' summoning circle around Agent Two in their own blood, which is now dripping from their eyes and mouths. She chuckles maliciously, eye twitching and nose bleeding. Agent One looks on in terror as Agent Two's head whips back to its normal orientation. Her eyes have rolled back. She throws her head back and vomits shadowy sludge and feathers. Demented laughter can be heard in a variety of voices. Agent Two and I.M.P. gang watch, Loona snapped a photo, as the shadows coalesce into a demonic, shadowy owl monster. The shadow beast approaches as the two agents, screaming and roaring at them as they huddle together out of sheer horror. The demon beasts essence pulls back and turns into Stolas, looking at the agents with disdain. He turns away from them and clicks a button, shutting off the alarm and the red light as well. The series of doors is heard opening off-screen. Stolas walks up to the gathered I.M.P. group, stopping in front of Blitzo.
"Stolas? Wha...A...Wh-hold on, how did you know that we needed help?" Blitzo asks.
"I have my ways, darling." Stolas answered with a smile. "Are you alright?"
He leans forward, gazing into Blitzo's eyes as he places his hand on his cheek.
"Ugh. I'm fine, Stolas." Blitzo said in annoyance, rolled his eyes.
"Mm. Good." Stolas said softly, caressing his head before pulling him roughly and looked at him angrily. "How the FUCK...did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures not being careful up here?! You know, if you get in trouble, I get in trouble! WE...don't want that!"
Moxxie pulls Stolas' hand away from Blitzo's cheek.
"They...caught us off guard, your Highness." Moxxie told him.
"...Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas." Blitzo adds. "It's not gonna happen again, 'kay?"
"Luckily for you...most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics." Stolas states.
The scene pans and cuts to Agent One and Agent Two holding each other, shaking in fear.
"They are seen as kooks!" Stolas said as he giggled, looking pleased of himself. "Kooks! Such a silly word! Now! Let us all return!"
Stolas opens a portal back to the I.M.P. office.
"Yes, please." Moxxie agrees. "I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible."
Moxxie hops through and helps Millie through, both Loona and Antauri walks through as Stolas' grimoire, Stolas picks up Blitzo in a bridal carry.
"Oh, and Antauri." Stolas called him, earned his attention. "Both Octavia and Stella are expecting you to come to my home tomorrow. They're really worried, and you've got some explaining to do and making up to them."
Antauri couldn't help but gulp nervously, knew that he's in so much trouble.
"Now then, am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy?" Stolas asks with a smirk.
"Well, I suppose I should." Blitzo answered with a ponder. "Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?"
"Very much so." Stolas replied as he leans in for a kiss.
Blitzo grabs the back of Stolas' head and pulls it back, causing him to blush.
"Alright. But, you're keepin' quiet, or I'm usin' those bear traps." Blitzo told him with a smirk.
Blitzo runs a finger down Stolas' face as he shudders with obvious pleasure, his feathers fluffing out.
"Ohhhh, please so~." Stolas said.
The two of them partake in a French kiss. The portal closes behind them. Agent One and Agent Two watch as they leave.
"...So, what now?" Agent Two asks.
"What now?! We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken...seriously!" Agent One said excitedly.
Agent One walks over to the computer, but noticed the monitors were smashed into pieces which got the two agents shocked. He noticed a note as he grabs it and reads: 'Nice try, losers!' It got Agent One yelled in frustration, kicking the rubble away and the computers along with the keyboard.
"You may have won this round! But this isn't over!?" Agent One yelled. "We'll get you next time! You hear me! We'll get you!?"
That's it for the 11th chapter.
