Harry was walking on the seventh floor when he saw something that disturbed him. Ginny blocking the way with an arrogant grin.
"Avada Kedavra" he yelled as Ginny took off after reving up her wheelchair.
Harry was walking to the roomof requirement when Daviz approached him. It appeared to be quite urgent.
"Hey kid I got a time turner, we can go back in time and save Tom" she said before explaining that he would have to pretend he lived with the Dursleys in the new timeline and he would go to Howarts as a first year.
After awakenimg in the new timeline Harry relaized he had to take the train to Hogwarts soon, but he dreaded what the Weasleys may have in store. The night before Harry apparated to Draco's house and reintroduced himself to the family.
The answer to Harry's dread about rhe Weasley's came when he crossed the platform and stood before the train.
" Da da dadada da da dadah" an accopella wedding tune greeted him. It was the entire Weasley family singing while Molly pushed Ginny's wheelchair towards Harry, Ginny was wearing a wedding dress and Arthur was weeping.
"Harry my boy welcome back to the wizarding world and meet your soon to be wife, she is of the light and will make a fine wife" Dumbledore crooned.
Lucius told Harry and Draco to get on the train, to which they did. After Dumbledore tried to grab Harry, he sidestepped him and the idiotic headmaster accidently grabbed Lucius Malfoy in a sensitive spot. Lucius punched Dumbledore and Dobby shaved his beard.
As soon as Harry and Malfoy got a compartment. Neville and Ronald barged in "everwhere is full" Ron yelped.
After Ronald tried to kick out Malfoy the ride was fine as Ronald and Neville settled down.
an hour later
Harry was looking out the window when he saw Dumbledore on a broom flying beside the train.
" Harry my boy, it is crucial for you to marry Ginny as she is off the light, and the family is important in your safety" Dumbledore said urgently
Harry meerly drew the blinds
there was loud tapping on the window
"what" said Harry irritably
"the Weasley's will help you manage your gold and will vote using your family Wizangamot seats, you do know about the Wizangamot" said Dumbkedore irritably.
"By your refusal to get married you are stripping the light of crucial positions and votes and I will not have it." Dumbledore roared.
Unfortunately for Dumbledore they were passing through a tunnel and he was splattered on the side of the wall.of the tunnel.
As the headmaster picked himself up, he panicked
"Damn I have to prepare for another school year " said the headmaster after realizing he had spent the entire summer planning the wedding with Molly so he could get Harry under control before he became a problem.
Meanwhile at the Burrow
"Damn Potter, after all we tried to do to welcome him to the world of magic, I mean his very own fuckin wedding at a cost of 4 galleons" Molly thundered
"Right" roared Arthur
"What the hell you know shit stain" Molly roared causing Arthur to cower.
Just then Molly heard a noise from outback of the pig pen.
"Its that damn ghoul, ive got his ass this time" she squelched grabbing her wand, only to find a scruffy man.
"who the hell are you" Molly roared.
"My name is Mundungus Flecher I would like a place to sleep, Ive been on the road for three weeks." he said earnestly.
" you want to sleep" Molly asked her voice suprisongly feminine.
Mundungus nodded.
"Avada Kedavra" Molly roared as she twirled her second hand wand with the grace of a fat disco dancer.
Meanwhile in the Headmasters office.
Dumbledore cackled darkly. Dumbledore had a new look for this year that he was sure would rock the foundation of the historic school. This year he would be debuting blue jeans. He was just finishing up at the urinal when Snape called for him to hurry as there was an emergency on the black lake.
Dumbledore in his haste zipped up quickly, too quickly. "Ahhhh" he screamed as blood soaked his pants.
Harry was doing his best to ignore Ron and Neville whom were exchanging doe eyed looks the entire trip.
" Harry mate, we should be changing as we are only an hour away." said Ronald with a grin.
"Allright well all clear out so you can go first" said Harry irritably
"ill stay as it would be quicker to go two at a time" said Neville causing Harry and Draco to raise their eyebrows.
As soon as Draco and Harry left and the door closed, they both heard slapping from inside the compartment and low moaning. Before long the glass of the compartment fogged over and a hand was slapped against the glass.
30 minutes later
Ron and Neville returned and were still in their muggle clothes.
" I thought you two were changing" asked Malfoy coldly.
"Oh shit I guess we put the wrong clothes on, we put on the clothes were were changing out from, not like at matters deatheater scum" Ron huffed before turning to Harry.
" Harry youll soon find out some families are better than others, I can help you there" he giggled holding out a sweaty hand.
Harry ignored the disgusting hand and saw that they were slowing down.
"Ah Hogwarts at last, a chance to secure alliances for the light and leave an unhearalded legacy" said Ron mysteriously as he dawned a scarf while Neville swooned.
Harry and Draco made sure to get in a diffrent boat, although Ron tried jumping in their boat.
Soon they arrived at Hogwarts, where McGonagall greeted them to give them a stern lecture.
Mcgonagall turned to Ronald and Neville and raised a thin eyebrow. "why Mr. Weasley and Mr. Longbottom are you still in your muggle clothing" she asked.
Ron mumbled some excuse before threatening the deputy headmistress after she assigned the two detention, resulting in a years of detention.
As they were filed in
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we need to change. slapping noice foggybwindows hand
