The Three Stooges and Harry Potter Crossover Fan Fiction The Witch From Hogwarts and The Three Stooges
Albus Dumbledore has Moe, Larry and Curly Joe protect Lyla Eagle. The Three Stooges believe that Lyla is a witch and they would do anything to protect her and Lyla protect them. The Three Stooges took Lyla in as their adopted daughter.
Chapter One. Albus Meets the Three Stooges.
In the year of nineteen sixty, three years after Lyla Eagle graduated from Hogwarts. Albus Dumbledore was using the floo connection from the Ministries of Magic around from Hogwarts to come over to Los Angeles, California to where his contact was in. Dumbledore's contact was a Muggle born wizard and he was working for the Ministry of Magic in California.
The contact hangs around with Muggles. Just like Newt Scamander was good friends with Jacob Kowalski. The contact got in touch with Albus by owl and the Headmaster got word that he spoke with three Muggle men. The three Muggle men, who happened to be the Three Stooges, Moe, Larry and Curly Joe. Dumbledore saw his contact and he told him that he was going to ask the Three Stooges to keep Lyla Eagle in hiding and safe until the dark wizards and witches are put behind bars in Azkaban for years to come.
The contact agreed with Albus that Lyla would go in to hiding from the dark wizards and witches. Lyla Eagle was a Muggle born witch from Manhattan, New York. Her mother died from child birth, giving birth to Lyla. Her father died shortly after her mother did after she was born from heart break. Lyla's parents were soulmates, even though they were Muggles. Lyla's family disowned her when they blamed her for her parent's death. So Albus and Minerva took her in from New York to Hogwarts as her adopted family.
Lyla Eagle was originally from New York and Albus took her to Hogwarts and he took her in as her God parents. Lyla was very surprised that she was in fact a witch when Albus and Minerva told her that she was as a matter of fact. When she was old enough, Lyla had learned from Minerva and Dumbledore that Lyla's family blamed her and they disowned her. Cutting her off from the family. Lyla was very devastated greatly, but she was very glad that Minerva and Albus have her.
In Los Angeles, Moe, Larry and Curly Joe were in a hotel room, rehearsing for their show of 'The Three Stooges Scrapbook.' The three of them did not know or even hear the sound of apparition. And a few moments later, there was a knock on the door. Moe looked at both Joe and Larry. "Now, who could that be at this hour?" Moe asked them with the shrug of his shoulders and shaking his head.
Larry looked at Moe and Curly Joe. "I Don't know, Moe. And besides, we got rehearsing to do for the show." He said and Joe agreed with Larry on this one with the nodding of their heads.
When Curly Joe and Larry were reading the script for the show, Moe sighed and he felt a little annoyed with them. "Well, if you jug heads won't get up there and open the door for who ever is out there, then I will." He said as he slapped the top of their heads. Joe and Larry winced and groaned in pain as they placed their hands on their heads. "Ah, what's the matter with you two?!" He asked in his thick agitated Brooklyn, New York accent before he walked over to the door. And besides, Moe Howard was the leader of the Three Stooges.
On the other side of the door, Albus heard them and he was softly laughing at their antics. The door opened and Moe raised his eyebrows in surprise from the way he was wearing robes. "Oh, what can we do to help you, sir?" he asked him as he cleared his throat. Moe noticed that there was something was a bit off about this man. He wanted to know.
Albus smiled at Moe. "I was wondering if I could come in and speak to the three of you?" The Headmaster asked him.
Moe noticed that this man was British and he moved aside. "Oh, please do come in, sir." He said and he let Albus in. Moe, Joe and Larry had their eyebrows furrowed as to wonder and they were a bit curious about Albus Dumbledore as the Headmaster of Hogwarts walked in to the hotel room.
Albus noticed their curiosity towards him and he did a Legilimens wandless on the Three Stooges. He smiled at this. H read their minds. "I can tell of your curiosity about me is noticeable, gentlemen." He said. They asked him what he was doing around there. "My name is Albus Dumbledore and I'm a Headmaster of Hogwarts school.
Moe was the first to speak. "If you don't mind us asking, Mr. Dumbledore, sir. We were wondering what is Hogwarts school?" He asked the Headmaster. Larry and Curly Joe were wondering what Hogwarts school was. The Headmaster told them that Hogwarts is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Three Stooges were shocked at what Albus had told them. And the fact that the Headmaster was a wizard.
Moe, Larry and Joe were amazed and they also agreed to keep the wizards and witches to themselves. Albus was the first to speak. "Gentlemen," Moe and his friends looked at Albus. "I have a young twenty year old woman, who is from New York." He said to them. The Three Stooges' eyebrows raised as to wonder what was going on. "She graduated from Hogwarts three years ago and she is being targeted by dark wizards. And I was hoping that you three men would protect and look after her." He said with eyebrows raised in determination.
Albus knew that Lyla would protect herself from the foes of the wizarding world. Larry, Moe and Curly Joe looked at each other while they were deciding to take care of the twenty year old woman and a moment later, they came to a decision. "Mr. Dumbledore, sir. We decided to protect and take care of her. We'll keep her hidden from those people." Moe said as he nodded his head. And another question came to his mind. Joe and Larry were wondering of who it was as well. "Parding me for asking you this. What is this young woman's name?" He asked him.
Dumbledore smiled at this. "Well, this young woman's name happens to be Lyla Eagle." He said to them. The Three Stooges were very curious about her. So, they would know when she gets there to meet them.
