Hello there reader, and welcome to the continuation of Full House. Imagine that the script I write (not written in proper format) actually happened. Imagine Fuller House didn't exist, and the show just continued to go on for season after season after season. That's what happens here. While this version Full House does end in 2005, it will come back for the next season in 2015 to start up Fuller House. This episode starts on August 21 1995. Enjoy the story.

I absolutely do NOT own anything.


OPENING SCENE: LIVING ROOM

Nicky and Alex are running around the living room. Becky and Jesse are chasing them around the house to try and get them to take a bath.

JESSE: Boys, you get back here right now!

BECKY: Come on! Just take a bath!

NICKY: Never!!

ALEX: Double never!!

NICKY: We're about to go to Kindergarten, we make our own decisions now!!

Nicky and Alex laugh maniacally as they continue to run away.

The intro to the show plays, and the episode starts. DJ is standing in the kitchen, and she sits down at the counter. Joey is cooking breakfast. Between the end of May and late August, Michelle and Stephanie had taught Joey how to cook delicious food.

JOEY: What's that matter, Deej, you seem worried

DJ: I am. I'm worried about going to college for vet school

JESSE: Well, Deej, I didn't like college either

DJ: ... Uncle Jesse, you never went to college

JESSE: Exactly. I didn't like it, so I didn't go

DANNY: Here, DJ, take it from a guy who went to college. Please don't go!! We'll miss you!

DJ: Come on, dad, I have to go

DANNY: No you don't! You can live here with us forever!

DJ: ... Yeah, so I think I'm going to go to college

JESSE: Well, school starts in an hour, so I should go wake Nicky and Alex for kindergarten

Jesse gets up and walks upstairs.

DJ: Good luck with that

JOEY: Well, Deej, it's about time for you to head to college, so I suggest you go get ready

DJ: Right, yeah, I should go do that [Gets up and leaves]

DANNY: Wait!! Please!! Don't leave me!!


LIVING ROOM

In the living room, Steph is sitting on the couch, having completely forgotten about going to eighth grade in just a few minutes. Michelle walks in with her back pack on

MICHELLE: Hey Steph

STEPH: Good morning Michelle

MICHELLE: Hey, Steph... do you think that you may be... forgetting anything?...

STEPH: Hmm... oh! You are absolutely right! [Gets up]

MICHELLE: Thats what I thought

STEPH: Gia was supposed to call. She said she'd call every Saturday, so, you know... [Begins running up the stairs]

MICHELLE: ... Steph, it's Monday!

STEPH: [Stops]...What!!? School starts today!!?

MICHELLE: Why do you think I'm wearing a backpack?

STEPH: I better go get ready. Thanks Michelle!! [Storms up the stairs]

MICHELLE: [Sighs] Bozo

DJ: [Walks in] Hey Michelle

MICHELLE: Hi Deej

DJ: I'm gonna try to leave before dad notices

DANNY: [Storms through the kitchen door] DJ, wait!! [Hugs her]

MICHELLE: Yeah, good luck with that

DANNY: I'm going to miss you so much

DJ: Thanks dad.. Okay, goodbye now! [Tries leaving]

DANNY: Hold on, wait!!.. You know, not every job requires college! Jesse never went to college, and he's successful

DJ: That's great, but, I want to become a vet, and to do that, I need to go to college. I'm sorry dad, but I've gotta go

DANNY: Fine. Go then. See you later, alligator

DJ: After a while, crocodile

DJ leaves and Danny looks mighty upset

JESSE: Yo, Dan! You alright?

JOEY: ... Judging by how he's just standing there and not answering you tells me that he's not alright...

DANNY: Approximately thirty percent of my children just got taken away from me because of the United States laws... [Falls down as Jesse and Joey hold him up]

JOEY: You know, I think he needs to lay down

JESSE: Cool, just find somewhere quickly, he's too heavy

The two set him down on the couch and sigh in relief.

DANNY: DJ why!!?

JESSE: Dan, she's gotta go to college. And I've gotta take the boys to kindergarten. See ya

Jesse leaves the room.

DANNY: You don't have anything better to do, do you Joey?

JOEY: No, I don't. Wanna play Monopoly?

DANNY: Sure


AT KINDERGARTEN

Jesse, Becky, and the twins arrive at their kindergarten classroom. A kid from across the classroom glares at them in confusion because they're twins. This kids name is Leonardo De Santis, but currently that isn't important.

JESSE: Here we are boys! How do you like it?

NICKY: It's big

ALEX: And scary

JESSE: Well, look, all those other kids are having fun

NICKY: Do we have to?

BECKY: Yes you do. It's the law

NICKY: Okay, fine

ALEX: But if we don't like it, everything is to blame on you!!

JESSE: Me? Why not mommy?

ALEX: She didn't do anything wrong!

NICKY: Bye mommy, bye daddy! [The twins walk into the classroom and the parents leave]


MICHELLES SCHOOL

MICHELLE: I can't wait to see who our teacher is

DENISE: Yeah, but I hope it isn't Mr. Williams

MICHELLE: Yeah. My Uncle Jesse had him for fourth grade too, and for eighth grade. He said that he was super strict and had very unfair punishments

They all walk in and find that Mr. Williams is standing up at the front of the class.

MR. WILLIAMS: Okay!! Everybody, please, take a seat!! Quiet down!! Thank you, now..

MICHELLE: [Whispering] Uh oh...

MR. WILLIAMS: Hey!! Who was that!!

DENISE: [Whispering] How could he hear you?

MR. WILLIAMS: Hey! You! Mexican girl! Stand up!

DENISE: Me!?

MR. WILLIAMS: [Sarcastically] No, the blonde next to you. Yes, you!! What's your name?

DENISE: Denise Frazier

MR. WILLIAMS: Go to the office immediately. No talking back. Go

MICHELLE: What!? What did Denise do wrong!?

MR. WILLIAMS: She was speaking in class

MICHELLE: You didn't even begin your lecture yet...

MR. WILLIAMS: Would you also like to go to the office?

MICHELLE: If it means that Denise doesn't have to go, then yes

MR. WILLIAMS: Who's Denise?

MICHELLE: Her!! [Points to Denise] Were you not listening when she told you her name!?

MR. WILLIAMS: What's your name?

MICHELLE: Michelle Tanner

MR. WILLIAMS: Alright, blondie go to the office, Mexican girl you stay here


STEPHANIES SCHOOL

STEPH: This is horrible!! I'm in eighth grade and I've never had a boyfriend who really loved me

GIA: Relax, Steph, I'm sure you'll find one

STEPH: Says you, you're the oldest one in the grade. You've had at least 20 boyfriends! And maybe even some girlfriends

GIA: Ooh, look over there. [Points to a tough jock] It's that new kid, Jimmy. He was home schooled before. I'm surprised he's this ripped

STEPH: That's cool

GIA: You've gotta go talk to him

STEPH: What? Why?

GIA: Do you want a boyfriend? There's your shot

STEPH: Okay, fine. [Walks up to Jimmy and taps him on the shoulder] Ahem, are you Jimmy?

JIMMY: Yo-ho! What's up? Yes, I'm Jimmy. What's your name?

STEPH: My names Stephanie, but you can just call me Steph

JIMMY: That's a nice name. By the way, I love your clothes, they're rad-adj

STEPH: ...Rad-adj?

JIMMY: As in rad-adjacent

STEPH: Oh. I see... what's your first class?

JIMMY: I have Mr. Whitcomb for English

STEPH: Oh, no way, so do I. Wanna walk to class with me and Gia?

JIMMY: Yeah, sure. Who's Gia?

STEPH: My friend

The two walk over to Gia.

STEPH: Gia, Jimmy. Jimmy, Gia

GIA: Hey there, hunky monkey

JIMMY: Hey there... uhm... I can't think of a good one for you

GIA: What?

JIMMY: Well, you called me "hunky monkey" so I figured I'd try to come up with one for you, but I couldn't

GIA: Ah. I see


BACK AT HOME

DANNY: [Comes into the kitchen from the living room door]

JESSE: Hey, Danny, where did you go?

DANNY: [Sighs] I tried chasing DJ down, but all she said was "Go away! I don't need you to come to college with me!" so I left

JESSE: Danny, look man, face it. She's growing up. She won't really need your help much as of now, and she certainly won't ask for it because she's in college

DANNY: What time is it?

JOEY: It's 3:50

JESSE: We need to get our kids

BECKY: [Walks in through the back door with Steph, Nicky, and Alex, and the twins are crying] Incase anybody was wondering where I was, I was picking up the kids. Michelle had a detention for some reason by the way

DANNY: She what!?

JESSE: Why are the boys crying?

NICKY: We don't wanna go back!!

JESSE: Why not?

NICKY: Leo made fun of us!!

ALEX: For being twins!!

JESSE: Who is this Leo?

BECKY: Leonardo is a kid in their class

ALEX: He also made fun of us because we didn't have an indoor pool with heating because we're poor!!

JESSE: [Thinks for a moment]... What else did he do?

NICKY: He used really big words that we couldn't understand like "homogenous" and "economic" whatever those mean

JESSE: ... Do you know their fathers name?

ALEX: No!

JESSE: Do you know his last name?

NICKY: No, but the teacher referred to him as De Santis

JESSE: ... De Santis... I know the De Santis twins, one of them is Leo's father. Riccardo or Matteo

BECKY: How do you know them?

JESSE: Rick and Matt made fun of me because my name was Hermes, and they made fun of me for not having all the rich stuff they had, and they made fun of me because I had an older sister, and they used really big words that were hard to understand

BECKY: What should we do Jess?

JESSE: Tomorrow at kindergarten, we're gonna stay there to stop this kid from bullying you

BECKY: Jess, do you really think we should get involved!?

JESSE: Absolutely! Don't worry boys, you won't have to be scared tomorrow

NICKY AND ALEX: Thanks daddy!! [They hug]

STEPH: Well, about my day, I-

MICHELLE: [Bursts in] Ugh!! I hate Mr. Williams!!

DANNY: Why did you get detention?

JESSE: Why did you get Mr. Williams?

MICHELLE: I got detention because, before he even started the lesson, I very quietly whispered "oh no" and he sent me to the principals office for it. He even referred to me as "blondie" and whenever we'd tell him our name, he'd just ignore us and call us some stupid nickname. He called Denise "Mexican girl"!! And I don't know why I got Mr. Williams!!

JESSE: Michelle, I suggest you ask him why he is the way he is tomorrow, you know?

DANNY: Do you wanna just go rest? Even if you do have homework? Because you sound like you've had a rough day

MICHELLE: Yes, I would like to rest. Bye guys [Walks upstairs]

STEPH: Moving right along... I made a new friend in school today! His name is Jimmy and he's the hunkiest and hottest guy in school!

JESSE: How tall? How hunky? What does his hair look like?

STEPH: ... Why?

JESSE: So I know what to expect when you come home with him one day and start making out

DANNY: We don't have to worry about that though, right Steph?

STEPH: [Sighs] He's around six feet tall, he's super hunky, and his hair is black and silky and it's very suave

JESSE: Naturally suave?

STEPH: Naturally suave

JESSE: Man. Danny... good luck for your future, bud [Walks away]


NICKY AND ALEX SCHOOL

NICKY: You guys better stay here!

ALEX: Yeah!!

BECKY: Don't worry. Until we set things straight with Max, we won't be leaving

Nicky and Alex walk in as Becky and Jesse wait at the door.

LEO: Hey, look! It's the clones!! [Kids laugh] You guys, you know, you're homogenous freaks

JESSE: Hey, you!!

LEO: ... Uhm...

JESSE: You're Leonardo De Santis, correct?

LEO: Y-y-yes sir...

JESSE: Why are you bullying my two boys?

LEO: They're twins, sir

JESSE: So!? You know your father, Matt, is twins with Rick?

LEO: My father is Riccardo, sir. My uncle is Matteo

JESSE: Yeah, whatever, point is, they're twins, so what's wrong with them, other than the fact that they're jerks

LEO: Umm... nothings wrong with them, sir

JESSE: Right, so is anything wrong with Nicky and Alex?

LEO: ... No... no, they're actually really cool. I'm sorry Nicky and Alex. Wanna be friends?

NICKY: Sure!

ALEX: Double sure!

Nicky, Alex, and Leo all hug each other and Jesse and Becky leave.


MICHELLES SCHOOL

MR. WILLIAMS: Alright class! I expect you all to behave better today. Now-

MICHELLE: [Raises her hand]

MR. WILLIAMS: Before I answer your question, blondie, I'd like you to know that since you raised your hand, I assume you didn't listen to what I just said, so that's a warning. Now, go ahead, speak

MICHELLE: Why are you the way you are?

MR. WILLIAMS: Excuse me?

MICHELLE: I mean, why are you so strict and mean? That makes it harder to learn you know

MR. WILLIAMS: To the office. Now

MICHELLE: But I-

MR. WILLIAMS: Nobody cares what you have to say! To the office! Now!


IN THE OFFICE AT MICHELLES SCHOOL

JESSE: [Walks in] Oh, hey Michelle. Mr. Williams got mad again?

MICHELLE: Yeah

JESSE: Don't worry, I'll go talk to him [Walks down the hall to Mr. Williams room and knocks]

MR. WILLIAMS: Hello? Who are you?

JESSE: May I speak to you for a moment, Emmett Williams?

MR. WILLIAMS: ... Sure?... What do you need, sir?

JESSE: You may remember me as Jesse Katsopolis, and I have a question

MR. WILLIAMS: Oh no... not you, hair boy... what do you need?

JESSE: Why did you send my niece, Michelle, to the office even though she did nothing wrong? All she did yesterday was stand up for her friend who also did nothing wrong, and today all she asked was why are you so strict, which begs the question, why are you so strict?

MR. WILLIAMS: I have a complicated home life, okay!! [Sighs] I never lived with my real parents... I was adopted... and my fake parents treated me like garbage. They didn't celebrate any holidays at all, they imprisoned me for days without food whenever I acted up, and they didn't let me have anything. If I couldn't have a nice childhood, I don't think it's fair that any of these children do

JESSE: Actually, wouldn't it be more fair if these children could live a happy life? Try making the kids happy today. When you give happiness, you receive happiness at the same time

MR. WILLIAMS: Eh... alright, fine. But if it doesn't work, I'm going back to my old ways

JESSE: That's more like it


BACK AT HOME

JESSE: [Walks in with Steph, Michelle, and the twins] Honey, I'm home!!

STEPH: Uncle Jesse... that was so cheesy

JESSE: I know, that's why I did it

DANNY: Hey, girls! How'd it go at school?

BECKY: Boys, did anything else bad happen at school today?

NICKY: No, we had fun with Max!

BECKY: Well, that's good. You go run along now

MICHELLE: School was great today. I got out of detention and Mr. Williams changed a lot, all thanks to Uncle Jesse

JESSE: Your welcome, kiddo

STEPH: Gia and Jimmy are coming over today, by the way

JESSE: Who's Gia gonna be with on the double date?

DANNY: Jess-

JESSE: Or is she just third wheeling

DANNY: Jesse, you-

JESSE: Or are you the third wheel! [Gasps]

STEPH: I'm still not dating him. They're both just coming over because we got put together up for a group project

JESSE: Ah. Got it

Steph goes upstairs and puts on a bit of makeup for Jimmy. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door. Jesse opens it and there is a hunky guy with suave hair, and he's as tall as Jesse as well, and next to him is Gia.

JIMMY: Hola, Tanneritos

DANNY: Please, don't ever say that again

JIMMY: Why? It's a family motto. My older sister, Kimmy, told me to-

DANNY: You're a Gibbler!?

JIMMY: Yeah. But, please, don't tell Steph. I really want her to like me, and I've heard she doesn't like Gibblers

JESSE: So, I assume you're Jimmy?

JIMMY: Yeah, how do you know?

JESSE: Stephanie described you to me. Really hunky, six feet tall, and you have great, suave, black hair

JIMMY: Heh. Thanks. By the way, your hair is so rad-adj

JESSE: ... Rad-adj?

JIMMY: It's short for rad-adjacent

JESSE: Ah, got it

Stephanie comes downstairs and her face lights up, and so does Jimmy's.

STEPH: Hi Jimmy!! [Hugs him] Hey Gia

JIMMY: Yo-ho, Steph-o!

GIA: Hm. Somebody favors a specific hunky guy over me

The three all go upstairs, and the episode ends with Danny and Joey going for another game of Monopoly.