Hello there reader, and welcome to the continuation of Full House. Imagine that the script I write (not written in proper format) actually happened. Imagine Fuller House didn't exist, and the show just continued to go on for season after season after season. That's what happens here. While this version Full House does end in 2005, it will come back for the next season in 2015 to start up Fuller House. This episode starts on August 21 1995. Enjoy the story.
I absolutely do NOT own anything.
OPENING SCENE: LIVING ROOM
Nicky and Alex are running around the living room. Becky and Jesse are chasing them around the house to try and get them to take a bath.
JESSE: Boys, you get back here right now!
BECKY: Come on! Just take a bath!
NICKY: Never!!
ALEX: Double never!!
NICKY: We're about to go to Kindergarten, we make our own decisions now!!
Nicky and Alex laugh maniacally as they continue to run away.
The intro to the show plays, and the episode starts. DJ is standing in the kitchen, and she sits down at the counter. Joey is cooking breakfast. Between the end of May and late August, Michelle and Stephanie had taught Joey how to cook delicious food.
JOEY: What's that matter, Deej, you seem worried
DJ: I am. I'm worried about going to college for vet school
JESSE: Well, Deej, I didn't like college either
DJ: ... Uncle Jesse, you never went to college
JESSE: Exactly. I didn't like it, so I didn't go
DANNY: Here, DJ, take it from a guy who went to college. Please don't go!! We'll miss you!
DJ: Come on, dad, I have to go
DANNY: No you don't! You can live here with us forever!
DJ: ... Yeah, so I think I'm going to go to college
JESSE: Well, school starts in an hour, so I should go wake Nicky and Alex for kindergarten
Jesse gets up and walks upstairs.
DJ: Good luck with that
JOEY: Well, Deej, it's about time for you to head to college, so I suggest you go get ready
DJ: Right, yeah, I should go do that [Gets up and leaves]
DANNY: Wait!! Please!! Don't leave me!!
LIVING ROOM
In the living room, Steph is sitting on the couch, having completely forgotten about going to eighth grade in just a few minutes. Michelle walks in with her back pack on
MICHELLE: Hey Steph
STEPH: Good morning Michelle
MICHELLE: Hey, Steph... do you think that you may be... forgetting anything?...
STEPH: Hmm... oh! You are absolutely right! [Gets up]
MICHELLE: Thats what I thought
STEPH: Gia was supposed to call. She said she'd call every Saturday, so, you know... [Begins running up the stairs]
MICHELLE: ... Steph, it's Monday!
STEPH: [Stops]...What!!? School starts today!!?
MICHELLE: Why do you think I'm wearing a backpack?
STEPH: I better go get ready. Thanks Michelle!! [Storms up the stairs]
MICHELLE: [Sighs] Bozo
DJ: [Walks in] Hey Michelle
MICHELLE: Hi Deej
DJ: I'm gonna try to leave before dad notices
DANNY: [Storms through the kitchen door] DJ, wait!! [Hugs her]
MICHELLE: Yeah, good luck with that
DANNY: I'm going to miss you so much
DJ: Thanks dad.. Okay, goodbye now! [Tries leaving]
DANNY: Hold on, wait!!.. You know, not every job requires college! Jesse never went to college, and he's successful
DJ: That's great, but, I want to become a vet, and to do that, I need to go to college. I'm sorry dad, but I've gotta go
DANNY: Fine. Go then. See you later, alligator
DJ: After a while, crocodile
DJ leaves and Danny looks mighty upset
JESSE: Yo, Dan! You alright?
JOEY: ... Judging by how he's just standing there and not answering you tells me that he's not alright...
DANNY: Approximately thirty percent of my children just got taken away from me because of the United States laws... [Falls down as Jesse and Joey hold him up]
JOEY: You know, I think he needs to lay down
JESSE: Cool, just find somewhere quickly, he's too heavy
The two set him down on the couch and sigh in relief.
DANNY: DJ why!!?
JESSE: Dan, she's gotta go to college. And I've gotta take the boys to kindergarten. See ya
Jesse leaves the room.
DANNY: You don't have anything better to do, do you Joey?
JOEY: No, I don't. Wanna play Monopoly?
DANNY: Sure
AT KINDERGARTEN
Jesse, Becky, and the twins arrive at their kindergarten classroom. A kid from across the classroom glares at them in confusion because they're twins. This kids name is Leonardo De Santis, but currently that isn't important.
JESSE: Here we are boys! How do you like it?
NICKY: It's big
ALEX: And scary
JESSE: Well, look, all those other kids are having fun
NICKY: Do we have to?
BECKY: Yes you do. It's the law
NICKY: Okay, fine
ALEX: But if we don't like it, everything is to blame on you!!
JESSE: Me? Why not mommy?
ALEX: She didn't do anything wrong!
NICKY: Bye mommy, bye daddy! [The twins walk into the classroom and the parents leave]
MICHELLES SCHOOL
MICHELLE: I can't wait to see who our teacher is
DENISE: Yeah, but I hope it isn't Mr. Williams
MICHELLE: Yeah. My Uncle Jesse had him for fourth grade too, and for eighth grade. He said that he was super strict and had very unfair punishments
They all walk in and find that Mr. Williams is standing up at the front of the class.
MR. WILLIAMS: Okay!! Everybody, please, take a seat!! Quiet down!! Thank you, now..
MICHELLE: [Whispering] Uh oh...
MR. WILLIAMS: Hey!! Who was that!!
DENISE: [Whispering] How could he hear you?
MR. WILLIAMS: Hey! You! Mexican girl! Stand up!
DENISE: Me!?
MR. WILLIAMS: [Sarcastically] No, the blonde next to you. Yes, you!! What's your name?
DENISE: Denise Frazier
MR. WILLIAMS: Go to the office immediately. No talking back. Go
MICHELLE: What!? What did Denise do wrong!?
MR. WILLIAMS: She was speaking in class
MICHELLE: You didn't even begin your lecture yet...
MR. WILLIAMS: Would you also like to go to the office?
MICHELLE: If it means that Denise doesn't have to go, then yes
MR. WILLIAMS: Who's Denise?
MICHELLE: Her!! [Points to Denise] Were you not listening when she told you her name!?
MR. WILLIAMS: What's your name?
MICHELLE: Michelle Tanner
MR. WILLIAMS: Alright, blondie go to the office, Mexican girl you stay here
STEPHANIES SCHOOL
STEPH: This is horrible!! I'm in eighth grade and I've never had a boyfriend who really loved me
GIA: Relax, Steph, I'm sure you'll find one
STEPH: Says you, you're the oldest one in the grade. You've had at least 20 boyfriends! And maybe even some girlfriends
GIA: Ooh, look over there. [Points to a tough jock] It's that new kid, Jimmy. He was home schooled before. I'm surprised he's this ripped
STEPH: That's cool
GIA: You've gotta go talk to him
STEPH: What? Why?
GIA: Do you want a boyfriend? There's your shot
STEPH: Okay, fine. [Walks up to Jimmy and taps him on the shoulder] Ahem, are you Jimmy?
JIMMY: Yo-ho! What's up? Yes, I'm Jimmy. What's your name?
STEPH: My names Stephanie, but you can just call me Steph
JIMMY: That's a nice name. By the way, I love your clothes, they're rad-adj
STEPH: ...Rad-adj?
JIMMY: As in rad-adjacent
STEPH: Oh. I see... what's your first class?
JIMMY: I have Mr. Whitcomb for English
STEPH: Oh, no way, so do I. Wanna walk to class with me and Gia?
JIMMY: Yeah, sure. Who's Gia?
STEPH: My friend
The two walk over to Gia.
STEPH: Gia, Jimmy. Jimmy, Gia
GIA: Hey there, hunky monkey
JIMMY: Hey there... uhm... I can't think of a good one for you
GIA: What?
JIMMY: Well, you called me "hunky monkey" so I figured I'd try to come up with one for you, but I couldn't
GIA: Ah. I see
BACK AT HOME
DANNY: [Comes into the kitchen from the living room door]
JESSE: Hey, Danny, where did you go?
DANNY: [Sighs] I tried chasing DJ down, but all she said was "Go away! I don't need you to come to college with me!" so I left
JESSE: Danny, look man, face it. She's growing up. She won't really need your help much as of now, and she certainly won't ask for it because she's in college
DANNY: What time is it?
JOEY: It's 3:50
JESSE: We need to get our kids
BECKY: [Walks in through the back door with Steph, Nicky, and Alex, and the twins are crying] Incase anybody was wondering where I was, I was picking up the kids. Michelle had a detention for some reason by the way
DANNY: She what!?
JESSE: Why are the boys crying?
NICKY: We don't wanna go back!!
JESSE: Why not?
NICKY: Leo made fun of us!!
ALEX: For being twins!!
JESSE: Who is this Leo?
BECKY: Leonardo is a kid in their class
ALEX: He also made fun of us because we didn't have an indoor pool with heating because we're poor!!
JESSE: [Thinks for a moment]... What else did he do?
NICKY: He used really big words that we couldn't understand like "homogenous" and "economic" whatever those mean
JESSE: ... Do you know their fathers name?
ALEX: No!
JESSE: Do you know his last name?
NICKY: No, but the teacher referred to him as De Santis
JESSE: ... De Santis... I know the De Santis twins, one of them is Leo's father. Riccardo or Matteo
BECKY: How do you know them?
JESSE: Rick and Matt made fun of me because my name was Hermes, and they made fun of me for not having all the rich stuff they had, and they made fun of me because I had an older sister, and they used really big words that were hard to understand
BECKY: What should we do Jess?
JESSE: Tomorrow at kindergarten, we're gonna stay there to stop this kid from bullying you
BECKY: Jess, do you really think we should get involved!?
JESSE: Absolutely! Don't worry boys, you won't have to be scared tomorrow
NICKY AND ALEX: Thanks daddy!! [They hug]
STEPH: Well, about my day, I-
MICHELLE: [Bursts in] Ugh!! I hate Mr. Williams!!
DANNY: Why did you get detention?
JESSE: Why did you get Mr. Williams?
MICHELLE: I got detention because, before he even started the lesson, I very quietly whispered "oh no" and he sent me to the principals office for it. He even referred to me as "blondie" and whenever we'd tell him our name, he'd just ignore us and call us some stupid nickname. He called Denise "Mexican girl"!! And I don't know why I got Mr. Williams!!
JESSE: Michelle, I suggest you ask him why he is the way he is tomorrow, you know?
DANNY: Do you wanna just go rest? Even if you do have homework? Because you sound like you've had a rough day
MICHELLE: Yes, I would like to rest. Bye guys [Walks upstairs]
STEPH: Moving right along... I made a new friend in school today! His name is Jimmy and he's the hunkiest and hottest guy in school!
JESSE: How tall? How hunky? What does his hair look like?
STEPH: ... Why?
JESSE: So I know what to expect when you come home with him one day and start making out
DANNY: We don't have to worry about that though, right Steph?
STEPH: [Sighs] He's around six feet tall, he's super hunky, and his hair is black and silky and it's very suave
JESSE: Naturally suave?
STEPH: Naturally suave
JESSE: Man. Danny... good luck for your future, bud [Walks away]
NICKY AND ALEX SCHOOL
NICKY: You guys better stay here!
ALEX: Yeah!!
BECKY: Don't worry. Until we set things straight with Max, we won't be leaving
Nicky and Alex walk in as Becky and Jesse wait at the door.
LEO: Hey, look! It's the clones!! [Kids laugh] You guys, you know, you're homogenous freaks
JESSE: Hey, you!!
LEO: ... Uhm...
JESSE: You're Leonardo De Santis, correct?
LEO: Y-y-yes sir...
JESSE: Why are you bullying my two boys?
LEO: They're twins, sir
JESSE: So!? You know your father, Matt, is twins with Rick?
LEO: My father is Riccardo, sir. My uncle is Matteo
JESSE: Yeah, whatever, point is, they're twins, so what's wrong with them, other than the fact that they're jerks
LEO: Umm... nothings wrong with them, sir
JESSE: Right, so is anything wrong with Nicky and Alex?
LEO: ... No... no, they're actually really cool. I'm sorry Nicky and Alex. Wanna be friends?
NICKY: Sure!
ALEX: Double sure!
Nicky, Alex, and Leo all hug each other and Jesse and Becky leave.
MICHELLES SCHOOL
MR. WILLIAMS: Alright class! I expect you all to behave better today. Now-
MICHELLE: [Raises her hand]
MR. WILLIAMS: Before I answer your question, blondie, I'd like you to know that since you raised your hand, I assume you didn't listen to what I just said, so that's a warning. Now, go ahead, speak
MICHELLE: Why are you the way you are?
MR. WILLIAMS: Excuse me?
MICHELLE: I mean, why are you so strict and mean? That makes it harder to learn you know
MR. WILLIAMS: To the office. Now
MICHELLE: But I-
MR. WILLIAMS: Nobody cares what you have to say! To the office! Now!
IN THE OFFICE AT MICHELLES SCHOOL
JESSE: [Walks in] Oh, hey Michelle. Mr. Williams got mad again?
MICHELLE: Yeah
JESSE: Don't worry, I'll go talk to him [Walks down the hall to Mr. Williams room and knocks]
MR. WILLIAMS: Hello? Who are you?
JESSE: May I speak to you for a moment, Emmett Williams?
MR. WILLIAMS: ... Sure?... What do you need, sir?
JESSE: You may remember me as Jesse Katsopolis, and I have a question
MR. WILLIAMS: Oh no... not you, hair boy... what do you need?
JESSE: Why did you send my niece, Michelle, to the office even though she did nothing wrong? All she did yesterday was stand up for her friend who also did nothing wrong, and today all she asked was why are you so strict, which begs the question, why are you so strict?
MR. WILLIAMS: I have a complicated home life, okay!! [Sighs] I never lived with my real parents... I was adopted... and my fake parents treated me like garbage. They didn't celebrate any holidays at all, they imprisoned me for days without food whenever I acted up, and they didn't let me have anything. If I couldn't have a nice childhood, I don't think it's fair that any of these children do
JESSE: Actually, wouldn't it be more fair if these children could live a happy life? Try making the kids happy today. When you give happiness, you receive happiness at the same time
MR. WILLIAMS: Eh... alright, fine. But if it doesn't work, I'm going back to my old ways
JESSE: That's more like it
BACK AT HOME
JESSE: [Walks in with Steph, Michelle, and the twins] Honey, I'm home!!
STEPH: Uncle Jesse... that was so cheesy
JESSE: I know, that's why I did it
DANNY: Hey, girls! How'd it go at school?
BECKY: Boys, did anything else bad happen at school today?
NICKY: No, we had fun with Max!
BECKY: Well, that's good. You go run along now
MICHELLE: School was great today. I got out of detention and Mr. Williams changed a lot, all thanks to Uncle Jesse
JESSE: Your welcome, kiddo
STEPH: Gia and Jimmy are coming over today, by the way
JESSE: Who's Gia gonna be with on the double date?
DANNY: Jess-
JESSE: Or is she just third wheeling
DANNY: Jesse, you-
JESSE: Or are you the third wheel! [Gasps]
STEPH: I'm still not dating him. They're both just coming over because we got put together up for a group project
JESSE: Ah. Got it
Steph goes upstairs and puts on a bit of makeup for Jimmy. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door. Jesse opens it and there is a hunky guy with suave hair, and he's as tall as Jesse as well, and next to him is Gia.
JIMMY: Hola, Tanneritos
DANNY: Please, don't ever say that again
JIMMY: Why? It's a family motto. My older sister, Kimmy, told me to-
DANNY: You're a Gibbler!?
JIMMY: Yeah. But, please, don't tell Steph. I really want her to like me, and I've heard she doesn't like Gibblers
JESSE: So, I assume you're Jimmy?
JIMMY: Yeah, how do you know?
JESSE: Stephanie described you to me. Really hunky, six feet tall, and you have great, suave, black hair
JIMMY: Heh. Thanks. By the way, your hair is so rad-adj
JESSE: ... Rad-adj?
JIMMY: It's short for rad-adjacent
JESSE: Ah, got it
Stephanie comes downstairs and her face lights up, and so does Jimmy's.
STEPH: Hi Jimmy!! [Hugs him] Hey Gia
JIMMY: Yo-ho, Steph-o!
GIA: Hm. Somebody favors a specific hunky guy over me
The three all go upstairs, and the episode ends with Danny and Joey going for another game of Monopoly.
