In Hell, in the Pride Ring.

In Lucky's pawn shop.

(Lucky talking to a bat looking demon).

Lucky: and never come back.

(Bat demon leaving the pawn shop).

Fang: How uncivilized.

(Fang walking down the street. Sam accidentally bumping into Fang).

Sam: Sorry dude, lizard man walking.

Fang: Who is this loud gentleman?

(Sam going into the pawn shop).

Sam: Lucky, I got back one of the stolen merchandise, again.

Lucky: Thanks, but you sound cocky today.

Sam: Well since I got back all your stolen stuff I can feel like a hero. Like Robinhood, if he was green, looks like a lizard, and dead.

Lucky: Maybe you should stick with making sculptures.

Sam: I can be good at more than one thing, like my comedy.

Lucky: I thought you were talking about stuff you were good at.

(Fang outside the window).

Fang: Interesting.

(Sam walking out the pawn).

Sam: Lucky doesn't get it, I'm practically a superhero compared to other people here, Jason would agree with me.

(Sam sees Fang crying on the street).

Sam: Hey are you ok.

Fang: Oh young man you don't understand the danger you and I are in.

Sam: What are you talking about?

Fang: The Extermination when we dead people are punished more and slaughtered by the Exorcists.

Sam: Yeah it's pretty messed up, how do they do that we are already dead.

Fang: With weapons from heaven that are able to kill us sinners.

Sam: Talk about overkill.

Fang: And now one of those weapons is in the hands of Alastor, the Radio Demon.

Sam: Radio demon, is that some kind of demon with a radio for a head(laughs).

Fang: Don't be fooled he is one of the one of the most powerful Overlords in hell and now he teamed up with the princess of Hell and now we are all doomed.

Sam: Not on my watch, if I had a watch, I just steal that weapon before they use it.

Fang: You would do that, why?

Sam: Not to brag but I'm kind of a hero.

Fang: And a brave one too. Here the address hurry before it is too late.

Sam: Don't worry no chance in Hell I would fail. (Laughs) get it.

(Awhile later, Sam in Pentagram City)

Sam: Ok, the address Fang gave me says the harpoon should be here, wow.

(Sam looking at the Hazbin Hotel).

Sam: This… place… is awesome, it looks like one of the stuff I wanted to draw or sculpt when I was. Ok focus I have found a way to get in, oh a window.

(Sam turning invisible and claiming the hotel. Sam claimed into the window.)

(Sam enters a room and sees a sleeping pig on the floor.)

Sam: Don't worry, I'm a vegetarian.

(Sam leaving the room).

Niffty: Hello, Angel Dust is that you. I must be hearing things.

(Niffty, Leaving)

Sam: That was too close.That housekeeper woman was cute, I wonder if she is older than she looks, no I have to find that harpoon.

(Sam looking through the hotel for the harpoon).

(Sam enters a studio.)

Sam: I think saw some stuff like this in a dumpster.

Alastor: There you are.

Sam:(Thinking) he can see me, oh man this must be Alastor. What do I run or fight? I can't move.

(Alastor grabbing his glasses next to Sam).

Alastor: I've been looking these All day.

(Alastor leavening).

Sam: That was even closer, but I wonder if he gets static in his voice. Ok back to searching.

(Sam looked for the harpoon again ).

Sam: I've been looking for hours, why do we even need a harpoon, do they fish.

(Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel Dust walking in).

Sam: First a radio voice old guy now a blonde hair clown lady, pirate woman, and tall fluffy spider chick.

Niffty: Could one of you help move the coach I have to clean under it.

Angel Dust: Last time I checked that was your job.

Vaggie: Really Angel Dust.

Charlie: Don't worry Niffty we help you.

Vaggie: Just let me put this down first.

(Vaggie putting down her harpoon).

Sam: (Thinking: Of course the pirate lookin one has it, I guess it goes with the theme. I just got to grab it without them noticing me.)

(Sam sneaking past them and grabbing the harpoon.)

(Niffty sweeping dust next to Sam).

Sam: (Thinking: Ok don't sneeze.)

(Sam sneezes)

Charlie: Gesundheti.

Sam: Thanks.

(All of them realize Sam is here.)

Sam: Nice hotel.

(Sam running up the wall and jumping out the window).

Angel Dust: Did that just happen or am I something.

(Somewhere in the city).

Sam: When Lucky and Jason see this they totally believe I'm a hero. I guess I'm still a little scared that I can't turn off my invisibility yet.

(Fang walking by).

Sam: Fang he's early.

Fang: Don't worry you have your heaven weapon soon.

Sam: What.

Fang: How I got it, I tricked some dumb young sinner to steal it. He actually thinks he is a hero but he is just as dumb as Charlie's idea of stopping the Exterminations.

Sam: Wait, she is trying to stop the Exterminations but she is a princess of Hell and I… I am a thief.

Sam: Well Fang is not the only one who can trick people, it is time to put my art skill to work.

(Awhile later)

Demon: Here's your money now my weapon.

Fang: Here you go.

(Opening the box and seeing a bunch of trash shaped like a harpoon).

Fang: I can explain.

(Fang getting beaten up).

(Outside the Hazbin Hotel)

(Sam knocking on the door and disappearing).

Vaggie: My harpoon.

Charlie: I wonder how it got back here.

Vaggie: I don't know but whoever stole better hope they don't see me again.

(Sam becomes visible).

Sam: Jason won't believe this.