The beginning of this episode starts on October 14 1995. Don't got much else to say. Enjoy the read.
OPENING SCENE: LIVING ROOM
Michelle walks into the living room with Nicky and Alex following her. She stops and turns around.
MICHELLE: Why are you guys following me?
NICKY AND ALEX: Why are you guys following me?
MICHELLE: Guys, stop playing the Shadow Game with me
NICKY AND ALEX: Guys, stop playing the Shadow Game with me
Michelle groans and walks away.
LIVING ROOM
The intro plays and we cut to Danny laying down on the living room couch, staring at the TV. Joey walks in.
JOEY: Hey Danny
DANNY: Hi Joey...
JOEY: Danny, are you alright?
DANNY: [Sighs] DJ said she'd call three times a week. She hasn't called one time this week
Suddenly, the phone rings.
DANNY: [Picks up eagerly] DJ!!? Oh... hello Mr. Strowbridge. Yes, hold on. Becky!! Mr. Strowbridge is on the phone!!
Becky walks in and grabs the phone and begins talking to their boss.
DANNY: Man. I wonder when DJ will call
Suddenly, the phone in the kitchen rings. Danny sprints to the kitchen to pick it up and Joey follows.
DANNY: Hello!? Oh... hey Gia, hey Jimmy. Since when could this phone do three way calls? Okay, I'll get her. Steph!! Gia and Jimmy are on the phone!!
STEPH: [Comes downstairs] Since when could our phone do three way calls?
DANNY: I don't know
Steph picks up the phone and starts talking about teenage drama to them. Suddenly, the upstairs phone rings and Danny sprints upstairs to get it.
DANNY: Yes!? Oh... hi Aaron. Since when did you get a phone? Okay... Michelle!!! Aaron's on the phone!!
Danny walks downstairs as Michelle walks upstairs. Becky hangs up on their boss and sits on the couch as Danny sits next to her.
BECKY: What's wrong Danny?
DANNY: DJ said she'd call three times a week... she hasn't called once this week
BECKY: Well, Danny, she's probably just too busy with college
The phone rings again.
DANNY: You can get that. It's not gonna be DJ
BECKY: [Picks up the phone] Hello? DJ!!?
Everybody in the house comes rushing downstairs to see what DJ says.
BECKY: Yes... uh-huh... this week!? Absolutely! Yes! Thank you so much! See you soon!
DANNY: What did she say!!?
BECKY: She's coming home for the weekend!!
The whole family cheers.
MICHELLE: What time?
BECKY: She'll be here in 3 hours
4 HOURS LATER IN THE LIVING ROOM
The whole family is sitting on the couch including Jimmy and Gia. Suddenly, somebody knocks on the door, and Danny gets up to go answer DJ, but it's actually Kimmy
EVERYONE: Welcome home!!...
KIMMY: Wow!! Hola, Tanneritos!... wow, you threw this party just for me? Aw, you shouldn't have
STEPH: We didn't. It's for DJ
KIMMY: Oh, well, one can dream. Hey, Jim!
JIMMY: Hey, Kim!
Jimmy and Kimmy high five and suddenly another person knocks on the door. Kimmy goes to answer and it's Steve instead of DJ.
STEVE: Hey, Tanners
DANNY: Hey, Steve. Why are you and Kimmy here?
STEVE: I heard that DJ's gonna be coming over, and I assume that's why Kimmy is here too
KIMMY: Yep
Another knock is at the door and this time Steve answers is, and this time, it's actually DJ.
STEVE: DJ!
DJ: Steve! [They hug] How's it hanging?
STEVE: It's going great
DJ: Hey everybody!
EVERYONE: Hi DJ!
DJ: Hey, big hunky guy in a T-shirt... who are you?
JIMMY: My names Jimmy
DJ: Oh. Uncle Jesse, Dad, Joey, who's friend is this?
DANNY: Actually, this is Steph's friend
DJ: ... Jimmy, how old are you?
JIMMY: I was born on March 31st, 1982
DJ: ... You're younger than Steph and you're six feet tall!?
JIMMY: Yeah. It's because the Gibbler family relatives are all really tall
DJ: You're a Gibbler?
JIMMY: Yep
DJ: ... I'm surprised Dad lets you in the house
DANNY: He's surprisingly mellowed out for a Gibbler, and either way, I'm sure he'd allow himself in
DJ: Huh. Well, I'm headed up to my room to call my boyfriend, see ya [Goes up the stairs before anybody can say anything]
DANNY: Wait! But we set up a bunch of games for you!
JESSE: Too late, Dan... she's gone
KIMMY: Aw, man. She chooses to talk to her boyfriend, Richard Morton, over us!!
STEPH: How rude!
KIMMY: How very rude indeed!
UPSTAIRS IN DJ ROOM
DJ: [On the phone] Ooh, thank you. I can't wait to go the movies with you in an hour. Oh, you'll pick me up? As, that's so sweet!
STEPH: [Walks in with Michelle] Hey, Deej, wanna come play some board games with us?
DJ: [Covers the phone] Sorry Steph, but I'm busy with Richard right now
STEPH: [Sighs] Come on Michelle. We tried
IN THE LIVING ROOM
DANNY: So? What did she say?
STEPH: She's too busy talking to her boyfriend, saying things like [Mocking her] "Oh, Richard, you're the best boyfriend I've ever had! Oh, Richard, I love you!"
STEVE: Aw man!... She really loves him that much?
STEPH: Nah, I just like to tease you
STEVE: Phew!
DANNY: Man, I wish she'd spend more time with us
JESSE: Ah, I'm sure she'll spend time with us later
A LITTLE WHILE LATER
DJ: [Coming downstairs] Hey guys! Richards gonna pick me up any minute to go to the movies
DANNY: You're not even gonna stay here? I baked you some Chicken Parmesan, your favorite
DJ: Thanks dad, but I really have to go soon. [Someone knocks on the door and DJ answers] Hey Rick!
RICK: Hey, babe [They kiss, because of course they do]
DANNY: Well, Deej, have fun at the movies
DJ: Thanks, dad. Bye!
DJ leaves with Richard and Danny sits on the couch alone.
IN THE BASEMENT
Jimmy and Jesse are producing a new song which is literally just "Destination" by Crash Adams, because in this universe, that song was made by Jimmy. Stephanie and Jimmy are the lead singers meanwhile their friend "Arthur Moffatt" sings the rapping part.
JIMMY: [Singing] I'll be you destination, tell me your favorite song! Make me your next location-
STEPH AND JIMMY: Darling, what you waiting for! I'll take you round the world, show you how I feel about you! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
ARTHUR: I love the way that she smiles, she came to the show, she make it worthwhile, she fell in love, talking with the music, matter fact, she probably calling it Cupid, I'm young and I guarantee I've got a movement, addicted to winning, been in the game, never loosing. She got style that's nice, I'll probably make her my wife, she only came to California for a couple of nights, I tell her "Take your time, we could ease in, right?" I've got a brother named Dizzy Wright, keeping it going and keeping the beat, that means I like the chords, I gotta play a little bit and then we travel the world, it's my destination, I'm dedicated, you only live once, so I'm glad we made it. Like this beat? We should drop this song and make peace in the world so we all get along
STEPH: I'll be your destination! Tell me your favorite song!
JIMMY: Make me your next location! Darling what you waiting for!
STEPH: I'll take you round the world!
JIMMY: Show you how I feel about you!
STEPH AND JIMMY: Ooh-ooh-ooh! I'll be your destination! Ooh, I'll be your next vacation! Oh, and how I feel about you!
JIMMY: I'll take you round the world, show you how I feel about you!
They end the song and they all clap and hug each other.
JESSE: Excellent job!
STEPH: Arthur, your freestyle was great
ARTHUR: Tch. Whatever
STEPH: ... Hey, Arthur, do you happen to have an older brother named Duane Moffatt?
ARTHUR: I guess
STEPH: So do you just say "whatever", "I guess" and you sing?
ARTHUR: I guess
DANNY: [Comes down stairs] Hey, anybody want any Chicken Parmesan? If you eat it, then you're guaranteed to come back
JESSE: ... Dan, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but I will have some
They all take some Chicken Parmesan.
JESSE: So, is DJ home yet?
DANNY: No. I hope she's home soon. That's either a long movie, or they're doing more than just watching a movie
LIVING ROOM
DJ: [Comes in] Hey everybody! Guys? Oh, right, it's 12:45 in the morning
DANNY: [Walks in from the kitchen with Chicken Parmesan] I'm still awake. Chicken Parmesan?
DJ: Yeah, sure. [Takes some Chicken Parmesan] So, why are you still up?
DANNY: Deej, we need to talk about today. You weren't home for the whole day! What the heck!? Why were you out the whole day with your boyfriend
DJ: Because, I just wanted to spend some time with him
DANNY: I set up an entire days worth of board games and fun activities, and I even baked you Chicken Parmesan. By the way, if you have my Chicken Parmesan, you're guaranteed to come back some day
DJ: ... What?
DANNY: Never mind, but anyways, you see your friends and Richard every day at college. You barely see us anymore!
DJ: I'm sorry dad. I know I should've stayed here all day, but it's just that I didn't want to make Rick sad. Tell you what, I'll cancel all my plans tomorrow and spend the whole day with you guys
DANNY: I'd like that
They hug, because it's a Full House episode
THE NEXT MORNING
DJ comes downs stairs to the living room as Nicky and Alex are following Michelle around. Steph is sitting on the couch with Jimmy and Gia
MICHELLE: Guys, please stop copying me!
NICKY AND ALEX: Guys, please stop copying me!
MICHELLE: ... Hey, Jimmy. Have you heard of the Shadow Game?
JIMMY: Yeah, why
MICHELLE: Do you like it?
JIMMY: No, not really
MICHELLE: How would you like to play it with Nicky and Alex
JIMMY: ... No thanks
NICKY AND ALEX: No thanks
JIMMY: ... Guys...
NICKY AND ALEX: Guys...
JIMMY: [Stands up] Im gonna go raid your fridge [Leaves]
NICKY AND ALEX: Im gonna go raid your fridge [They follow Jimmy]
The episode ends as Jimmy's song "Destination" plays.
Sorry that the songs haven't really been original. I just couldn't think of anything, but I promise y'all that every song by Jimmy from now on will be completely original.
