In Toon Manor; Hailey was in the kitchen flipping through Facebook photos of Roger and Scott in their secret service suits keeping watch over Steve and Max in different places including a dining room, kitchen, theater, and the bathroom.
She chuckled.
"Now there's two people who are really dedicated to their jobs to a great extent." Hailey said as Luz and Amity walked into the kitchen and saw the photos Hailey was looking.
Amity became confused by one.
"Are Scott's pants on backwards?" said Amity.
Hailey looked at one picture of Roger and Scott still in secret service uniforms and that Scott did have his pants on backwards.
"Yes they are." Said Hailey.
Luz and Amity shook their heads.
"Well anyways." Luz said as she walked to a pantry and reached into the back and pulled out a bag of cotton candy flavored Oreos and showed them to Amity, "I came across these in a grocery store and thought about you."
Luz then walked to Amity and gave her the bag.
"Here you go." Said Luz.
Amity was staring at the cookies with a stunned look on her face.
"You hate it, don't you? The frosting makes it to ugly, doesn't it? You know what, give them to me-"Luz said before Amity pulled her into a kiss on the lips before pulling away with kitty cat eyes that were full of tears.
"I LOVE THEM!" Said Amity.
Interview Gag
"I came across those Oreo's some time ago and thought about Amity and her cotton candy hair." said Luz, "Thought it'd be great to show her."
End Interview Gag
"I'm amazed that Steve decided to hire Roger and Scott as bodyguards for his meeting with President Max." said Luz.
"I would be, but Scott's a bit of a wild card considering he's always looking for fun. Remember that Legends of the Hidden Temple attraction on the way to Orlando?" said Hailey.
Flashback
At a temple similar to the temple from Legends of the Hidden Temple; Scott had two Pendents of Life in his hands and got ready to run.
"Alright, here we go, the reboot might have been cancelled, but that's not stopping me from making the temple run." said Scott.
"I'm betting that he'll get a temple guard first room he enters." said Roger.
Hailey glared at Roger.
Scott ran into the temple and entered The Crypt where a Temple Guard emerged from the door and approached Scott.
The teen shook his head.
"Serioulsy, this is the best costume to make a convincing Mayan temple guard? If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass." said Scott.
Beta who was with them nodded.
"The Buffoon has a point there." He said.
The temple guard shook his head before grabbing Scott and tossed him out of the temple Uncle Phil style.
End Flashback
"What an idiot, everyone knows that you don't just insult a Mayan temple guards choice of wardrobe." said Luz.
"Roger actually did better surprisingly enough." said Amity.
Flashback
Roger had two pendents of life and got ready to run.
"Here we go, I'm about to go beast mode in this temple run." said Roger.
He ran into the temple by way of Crypt.
A temple guard appeared and Roger just punched the guard and tossed him out of the temple.
Roger roared and pulled the book of one of the skeletons, opening the door and Roger ran into the pit of the pendulum before kicking the pendulum down, making the bottom door open up and Roger crawled through the door into the room of the headless kings where a temple guard appeared.
But Roger punched the guard repeatedly and tossed him out of the temple as everyone who took part in the second Total Drama Truth or Dare special became shocked.
"HOLY SHIT!" everyone yelled.
End Flashback
"You know, for a guy with an amputation, Roger's got quite the beast mode." said Hailey.
Everyone nodded at that.
A knocking sound was heard and Mike walked towards the front door.
"I'll get it." said Mike.
He started to reach for the door, but then the door was slammed open onto him by Katya.
"Ding dong ding, hoot hoot." said Hooty.
Katya looked around.
"Hmm, maybe I should have come here sooner." said Katya.
She walked into the mansion as the door closed, revealing a badly injured Mike who groaned in pain before plopping to the ground.
Katya saw this.
"Whoops." Said Katya.
She walked in the kitchen as the three girls noticed her.
"Hey I know you, your that C.A.T.T member who was arrested for food related romance stories." Said Luz.
"Yeah, Katya. I've got a lot of free time." said Katya.
"With the Boiling Isles president at a peace summit of sorts discusing agreements with the American president." said Amity.
"I'm sure Steve and Katya temporarily leaving each other for a few days wasn't all tears of joy." said Hailey.
Flashback
Outside the portal to the human realm; Steve was waiting next to the portal with Lumity, Hailey, Viney, and Wendy as Roger and Scott emerged from the portal in their secret service suits.
"Wow, these suits feel so good. Now I know how the secret service in the United States feel." said Scott.
Roger looked down and noticed something.
"Scott, are your pants on backwards?" said Roger.
Scott looked down and saw that he did have his pants on backwards.
"Yes they are." said Scott.
Hailey chuckled.
"Typical Scott Denoga." said Hailey.
Then the members of C.A.T.T's appeared only to be stopped by Roger and Scott.
The two teenage bodyguards looked at each other before moving out of the way as Katya approached Steve.
"How long is this meeting supposed to last?" said Katya.
"Three days." said Steve.
Katya nodded and hugged Steve.
Steve smiled and hugged back.
The two broke apart before kissing each other.
"Be seeing you." said Steve.
Steve, Amber, Derwin, Roger, Scott, Luz, Amity, Hailey, Viney, and Wendy walked through the portal before appearing in the Human Realm.
"Well, at least she took it well." said Luz.
But then some very loud crying was heard, shocking Luz.
"Nevermind." said Luz.
End Flashback
"It's only been a few days and I miss my very hot one horned boyfriend." said Katya.
She started sniffling as the three girls in the room were disturbed.
A knocking sound was heard and Mike stood up.
"I'll get it." said Mike.
But then the door was slammed onto him, revealing Viney was on the other side before entering the mansion.
The door was closed and Mike groaned before falling on the floor again.
"Has anyone seen these posts that Roger's been making?" said Viney.
She pulled out her phone and showed a Facebook post of Roger and Scott standing guard as Steve and Max were in a bowling alley.
"This must be some summit meeting between the two presidents. Though I feel I should question why Scott's pants are on backwards." said Viney.
"It's Scott Denoga, he always does something very stupid." said Hailey.
Katya sat down at the table and pulled out her scroll and started looking at photos of her and her boyfriend Steve in different places.
She smiled.
"I am definetly worthy of this." said Katya.
Amity looked at Luz.
"What's the history with her and Steve?" said Amity.
"As far as I know, Steve left the Emperor's Coven after he began to regret it and joined the C.A.T.T's a day before the Day of Unity." said Luz.
Amity whistled in shock.
"Dang." said Amity.
"And I'm sure things evolved afterwards from there on out." Said Luz.
Everyone looked at Katya.
"So why're you here?" said Viney.
Katya smiled.
"I've had a lot of free time lately. This is the last day of the summit between Steve and Max." said Katya.
She pulled out her phone and saw a photo of her and Steve in a Tunnel of Love ride.
"I just hope that he's alright. Especially since one of his bodyguards is an amputee." said Katya.
The females nodded.
"Yeah I'd be worried if I was spending time away from Skara for some time now." said Viney, "But you don't have to worry. Roger's quite the fighter. Especially for a one legged alien meerkat."
"He did knock out a bunch of temple guards in a makeshift Legends of the Hidden Temple temple on the way to Orlando once." said Amity.
A flashback was about to begin, only for Luz to push it away.
"We already did those flashbacks." said Luz.
"Oh yeah." said Amity.
She blushed nervously.
"Yeah, I tend to forget stuff from time to time." said Amity.
"People do forget what they order." said Luz.
A knocking was heard at the door as Mike stood up groaning.
He reached for the door but thought about it and backed away.
"Come in." said Mike.
The door opened up and a UPS delivery man was on the other side.
"Special delivery for a Luz Noceda." said the UPS man.
Luz walked over to the door.
"I'm Luz Noceda." said Luz.
The man gave Luz a clipboard and she signed her name on a piece of paper before the man took the clipboard away.
"Thank you." the delivery man said before walking away, revealing a crate was behind him.
Luz walked over to the crate and pulled out a crowbar and used it to pop the crate open as the girls looked at what was happening.
"What did she order?" said Viney.
Luz then reached into the crate and pulled out a go-kart while chuckling.
"It came, it finally came." said Luz.
Hailey became confused.
"Is that a go-kart?" said Hailey.
"Damn right it's a go-kart. I want to relive those Mario Kart video games." said Luz.
She sat down in the kart and started it up before driving off as Amity looked at Katya.
"She's done some very stupid things before, but her idioticness is what turns me on." said Amity.
Interview Gag
"God Luz is so hot. So glad that I met her." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Luz returned chuckling.
Amity smirked.
"That actually looks cool." said Amity.
"Will make for a good activity on a girls night." said Luz.
The cat witch smiled.
"Yeah, I need some free time." said Katya.
"Shame this is the only go kart we have right now." said Viney.
"If only we had more go karts to get around town with since we don't have drivers lisences and staff flying has been banned on Sunday's." Amity said as Sonic came by and overheard everything.
He ran to the girls.
"Excuse me, but did I just hear that you need some go karts? I may know someone who can help." said Sonic.
Later; four more go karts had appeared and Mario Mario was with the group.
"Okay, so these karts can be very powerful and hard to use, just be careful and you'll be fine." Mario said in his video game voice.
The girls became confused.
"That's what Mario sounds like in real life?" said Hailey.
"I was expecting him to sound the way he did in that Super Mario Bros movie released recently." said Katya.
Sonic noticed it as well.
"Oh hold on." said Sonic.
He then karate chopped Mario in his vocal cords really hard, making him scream in pain.
He glared at Sonic.
"What the fuck?" Mario said now sounding like Chris Pratt.
Katya sighed.
"That's better." said Katya.
Mario grumbled before walking off.
"Well ladies, here you are, your very own go karts that you can drive around in without breaking any driving or flying laws." Said Sonic.
The girls smiled.
"Now that's what I'm talking about." Said Hailey.
Little did they know was that they were being watched by Poisandra and Curio.
"A girls night with go karts?" said Poisandra.
"How come I never get any nice things?" said Curio.
The Heart Shaped Villain looked at him.
"Because the last time we got something nice, Heckyl gave our two tickets to Hawaii to three Vivix." said Poisandra.
"Yeah, why did three go if we had 2 Tickets?" asked the Puppet themed Villain.
"That was bullshit." said Poisandra.
Interview gag
"Two tickets to three Vivix, how does that work, does one of them hide in a suitcase?" Said Poisandra.
End Interview Gag
Then a monster that looked like Redeye but with a green colorscheme appeared.
"So why am I here again?" said the monster.
Poisandra looked at her.
"To cause trouble Greeneye." said Poisandra.
Greeneye nodded.
"Fair enough." said Greeneye.
She got serious.
"Now to cause some destruction." said Greeneye.
"Yeah and you'd better make it out of this alive, Sledge will be out 750 billion space bullions if you die." said Curio.
GreenEye nodded.
"I don't intend on dying." said GreenEye.
