With Steve and Max; the two were in a cell on Sledge's ship.
Max made a mark on a wall and sighed.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'VE BEEN IN HERE TO LONG!" yelled Max.
"You've only been in here for 3 hours." said Steve.
"I STILL CAN'T TAKE IT!" yelled Max.
Steve sighed and took off his boots and socks, revealing a mood ring/toe ring on his right middle toe.
Max was still panicing but stopped upon seeing the ring on the Boiling Isles Presidents foot.
"Is that a toe ring?" said Max.
Steve nodded.
"Yes it is." said Steve, "And also a mood ring."
"Mood rings went out of style after the seventies." said Max.
Steve shook his head.
"I'm from a realm full of witches and demons with little to no access to human objects and technology, you think I care about what's out of style and what isn't?" said Steve.
"Fair Point." spoke Max.
"Yeah, I plan on giving this to Katya when I return." said Steve.
Max smiled and patted Steve's back.
"Good idea, the chicks love a good ring, like my girl." He said.
"That's funny, I read you don't even like girls." spoke A Random Outlaw in another Cell.
"Not after messing with the space time continuum." said Max.
Steve looked at the rabbit.
"Don't you think messing with space and time like that isn't such a good idea?" said Steve.
"Oh fuck the space time continuum." said Max.
"You heard of the butterfly effect? One small change can have a big impact." said Steve.
Max scoffed.
"Like thats true." he said.
"Much like how a caterpillar can turn into a butterfly, changing one tiny thing in history can have a big impact." said Steve.
"That seems a little convuluted." said Max.
"More convuluted then creating a time machine to change a part of history only to instead stop yourself from creating the time machine before you get the idea to create a time machine?" said Steve.
Max nodded.
"Touche." said Max.
Then Fury and Wrench appeared with a bunch of torture tools.
"Okay, we're ready to torture you two." said Fury.
"Prepare to get injured badly." said Wrench.
Max and Steve gulped.
"Unless one of you would be willing to give up the combination to your safe." said Wrench.
Steve sighed.
"Fine, I'll do it!" spoke Steve.
"Same Here." Spoke Max.
Max cleared his throat.
"The combination to the White House safe in the oval office is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5." said Max.
The villains looked at Max.
"Seriously?" said Wrench.
Max nodded.
Fury growled in anger.
"THAT'S THE STUPIDEST COMBINATION I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!" yelled Fury.
Wrench nodded.
"I KNOW, ITS LAZY!" He yelled.
Steve gulped.
"Then you'll really hate the password I chose!" He said.
"What is it?" asked Fury.
"5,4,3,2,1." spoke Steve.
Fury groaned in annoyance.
"Not as stupid. But those are the kinds of things an idiot would have on their luggage and/or smartphone pin number." said Fury.
Sledge then entered the room.
"Well, did it work? Will we get money?" said Sledge.
"Sure will. These two gave up the combinations to their safes." said Fury.
Sledge chuckled.
"Perfect. Now what are they?" said Sledge.
"The rabbits safe is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5." said Wrench.
Sledge became confused.
"One two three four five?" said Sledge.
"Yes." said Wrench.
"That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage." said Sledge.
Fury and Wrench and everyone looked at each other in shocked and confusion
"What's the other password?" asked Sledge.
"5,4,3,2,1." spoke Wrench.
"I've got the same numbers on my smartphone pin." said Sledge.
His minions and the prisoners all looked equally shocked and confused.
Interview Gag
First was Wrench & Fury who was in there.
"Yeah, maybe we should just be quiet." said Wrench.
"Good call." said Fury.
"Lastly was Sledge.
"Presidental riches, here I come." said Sledge.
End Interview Gag
Sledge laughed.
"Thank you buffoons."said Sledge.
Wrench pulled out a remote and pressed a button on it, making the entire room go dark.
"Uh Wrench, what did you do?" Said Fury's voice.
"I turned off the lights to our prisoners cell." Said Wrench's voice.
"No you didn't, you turned off the whole fanfiction." Said Fury's voice.
"Must have pushed the wrong button." Said Wrench's voice.
"WELL TURN THE FANFICTION BACK ON!" yelled Sledge's voice.
"Yes sir, yes sir." Said Wrench's voice.
The lights turned on and everyone saw something freaky.
It was two male monsters, one like a rooster, the other a duck were making out with each other.
The Duck was wearing a inner tube with his head in it.
"What the fuck is this?" Said Fury.
"Looks like Garfield character rejects making out." Said Wrench.
The two saw everyone and blushed nervously.
"Do you mind?" Said the rooster.
"NO GAY PRISONERS IN MY SHIP!" Yelled Sledge.
He pulled a lever.
Outside the ship; a trap door opened up and the same two monsters fell out of the ship and froze in space before dying.
Max gulped.
"I'm 100% straight." said Max.
Sledge looked at the rabbit.
"I hope so. Otherwise I'd have to jettison you into space and lose some extra money I'd get out of you. I don't want that." said Sledge.
He then got serious.
"Now if you excuse me I gotta change the combination on my luggage and my smart Phone!" spoke Sledge as he left.
Back with Roger, Scott, and Beta; the two were flying a spaceship into space.
The Filipino/Korean teen became shocked.
"Why do I suddenly get the feeling that a villain made a reference to a Mel Brooks movie?" said Scott.
"Because you get that feeling all the time you buffoon." said Beta.
He then realized something.
"But now that you've mentioned it I had that feeling myself!" He said.
Roger chuckled.
"Look at this, a couple of buffoons." said Roger.
Beta groaned but chuckled.
"Well, it's a hobby." Said Beta.
"I'm sure it is." said Roger.
He then saw Sledge's ship.
"Approaching vessel." said Roger.
The others noticed it.
"That's supposed to be Sledge's ship?" said Scott.
Roger nodded.
"Yes it is." said Roger.
"Looks more like Space Ball One." said Beta.
"Hardly, it took a good two minutes to see all of Space Ball One in it's entierty at the start of the film. And don't get me started on how it looked on radar." said Roger.
Beta looked at him.
"At least Star Wars was on point and didn't waste anyone's time." said Roger.
He pushed some buttons on the controls.
"Engaging cloaking device." said Roger.
"This going to work?" said Scott.
"Of course it will." said Roger, "It's my cousin's ship."
The ship turned invisible before landing on Sledge's ship.
"There we go." said Roger.
"You really think Sledge won't notice we're on his ship?" said Beta.
"Not at first." said Roger.
He pulled out a blaster and gave it to Scott.
"Hey, how come I'm not armed?" said Beta.
"Because you're so small and soft that you won't last a good fight against one of Sledge's minions, much less a Vivix." said Roger.
Beta is mad.
"I guess I should be thankful. We don't have to do those Orlando fics anymore. No matter how much the co author begs." said Beta.
"Yeah, thank god." said Roger.
"But we can still mention them like a Noodle Incident gimmick?" said Scott.
"Like a Noodle Incident gimmick." said Roger.
Beta became confused.
"Noodle incident gimmick?" said Beta.
"An offscreen incident that could be very complicated or not." said Roger, "Kind of like discussing the secret Krabby Patty formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside, after gargling with vanilla pudding."
The others became confused.
"Huh?" Said Beta.
"Yeah, I don't get it either." Said Roger.
"Who comes up with that stuff?" Said Scott.
"The late Stephen Hillenburg, the first guy who actually did give a shit about his creation." said Roger.
"And the second person who cared?" said Beta.
"Paul Tidbitt." said Roger.
"Not a very big list." said Beta.
"And Hailey's isn't?" Said Roger, "She's basically following the same format as My Name is Earl."
"There a difference?" said Scott.
"How?" asked Roger.
Scott opened his mouth ready to say something, but became confused.
"I don't know, I've never seen the show." said Scott.
Roger groaned.
"Nothing but buffoons." said Roger.
