Summary:


140 millennia after dying and attaining Godhood, Naruto Uzumaki gets bored and leaves his world, which had already long since forgotten him anyway, and decides to wander the multiverse, leaving countless very satisfied women in his wake.


Chapter 1:

"I guess this is the end, huh, Naruto?" Sakura Haruno, ex-wife of Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto's second wife, asks as she watches him get dressed.

"For now, yes." He responds, before turning to her and Hinata, his first wife, who is currently asleep. "I won't be gone long, a millennia or two at most." He says, pulling her in for a hug and placing one last kiss on Hinata's forehead. "I just can't stand this endless cycle anymore, it's gotten monotonous and boring. You two reincarnate, I fuck around while awaiting your return, your reincarnations die after a hundred years or so and you return to me with new bodies, we stay together for another hundred or so years before you're forced to reincarnate, and repeat. Don't get me wrong, it always brightens up my day whenever you return to me, and it's always fun to figure out all the ways to make your new bodies tick, but I need something NEW to happen to me, something stimulating, and nothing of the sort has happened ever since humanity forgot about me a thousand years ago and I became trapped here in heaven with nothing but dead mortals and the other gods. I just… I just can't take it anymore." He rants, starting to break down at the end.

Sakura smiles gently and places her hand on his cheek. "Don't worry, Naruto. Hinata and I both understand why you're leaving. You're the god of change and perversion, and up here in heaven both of those are rare. Don't worry about returning to us, we're on our last reincarnations anyway." She says sadly, causing Naruto's eyes to widen.

"But… but you should still have at least 300 left before your souls get destroyed, what do you mean you're on your last ones!?"

Sakura sighs, brushing her bright-blue hair off of her face. "We did, but the recent boom in the earth's population and the resulting increase of required souls for each new generation means that they've had to cut down on the amount of times a soul can be allowed to reincarnate before it's destroyed and the pieces are used to make new souls. What Shinigami-sama told me when I died wad that me and Hinata were technically supposed to be destroyed this time, since we've far surpassed the current max number of reincarnations allowed, and the only reason that we weren't was because he respects you enough to give you one last chance to say goodbye. Basically, even if you weren't leaving, we would never see each other again after reincarnation day tomorrow. This is goodbye, Naruto. For good this time." She explains, tears flowing down her face and a forced smile on her face.

Naruto engulfs her in a tight hug, crying right alongside her. Eventually, Hinata wakes up, and joins in after quickly realizing what they're crying about.


Naruto, having decided to put off his departure for another day, watches as Hinata and Sakura disappear, reincarnating one last time.

"I'll never forget you, either of you." Naruto vows, using his divine powers to tattoo images of them in their original bodies on his shoulders, Hinata on his right and Sakura on his left.

He then turns to face his palace one final time with a smile on his face, remembering all of the fond memories that he shared with Hinata and Sakura within it's walls. "And you, are coming with me." He says, channeling the divine power ofChangein order to shrink it and place it within a snow globe, with blue and pink glitter rather than faux snow, signifying the dark blue hair Hinata had in her original body, and the pink hair that Sakura had.

"Alright, time to go." He says, before forcing a hole to open into the interdimensional void and stepping into it, allowing the hole to close behind him. "I could search the multiverse for an interesting universe, but that'd be no fun." He says to himself. "Instead, let's do this."

Upon saying this, Naruto suppresses his divine power, which had been preventing the void from forcefully spitting him out into a random universe prior to him doing that, causing the void to warp and twist, before another hole opens and he's spit out of the void and into a forest, where he sees a green-haired girl, no older than 10 or 11, staring at him in shock and amazement.

"Woah! Was that your quirk!?" She asks excitedly, pulling a notebook and pencil out of nowhere.

"… The fuck's a quirk?"


Chapter 2:

Izumi stares at the man in shock and horror, appalled by the idea that he might not know what a quirk is.

"How could you POSSIBLY not know what a quirk is!?" She yells. "Almost 80% of people have one!"

The man sighs. "Look, kid, I'll be frank with you. I don't know ANYTHING about this world, considering that I just got here."

Izumi opens her mouth to respond, closes it when she realizes what he said, and tilts her head to the side.

"What do you mean you just got to this world? Are you saying that you're from another one?"


Naruto's eyes widen, realizing that he's said too much.

"Fuck it, doing it the easy way." He says before grabbing the girl by her face and scanning her memories, grinning as he looks through them. "Oh yeah, this world is gonna be interesting all right." He says before releasing her, altering her memories to make her think that they had simply stumbled across one another rather than her having watched him come out of a tear in reality, erasing his latest statement from her mind, and making it so that she will do as he says, not questioning anything he says or does.

"Hey, Izumi." He says as soon as she regains her senses.

"Yeah, Uzumaki-san?" She asks, knowing his name due to him implanting it in her mind.

"I don't have a place to live right now. You think you could convince your mom to let me live with you 2?"

Izumi gives him a bright smile. "Yep! Momma's super nice to everyone!"

Naruto smiles and ruffles her hair. "Then let's head to your home, shall we?"


"Momma, this is Naruto Uzumaki-san. He doesn't have a place to stay right now, so we were hoping that he could stay here for a bit!" Izumi says after they get to the Midoriya apartment.

Inko hums in thought. "I don't know. We only have 2 bedrooms, and our couch wouldn't exactly be comfortable to sleep on…"

Naruto smiles, grabbing one of her hands, the physical contact allowing him to apply the same 'always obey, never question' changes to her mind that he did Izumi's.

"Don't worry, mam. I don't need a bed to myself, I'm more than willing to share a bed with one of you if necessary."

Inko purses her lips, thinking it over for a second, before nodding.

"Alright. Then, if you really don't mind sharing a bed, you can stay with Izumi. I'd offer up my bed, but it's on the smaller side, so you wouldn't be able to fit. Especially considering my size." She says, gesturing at her body, which has no small amount of chub.

Naruto chuckles before releasing her hand. "That's fine with me, mam. I can assure you that it's no bother, and I promise not to cause any problems."

Inko smiles at him. "Then you can feel free to stay as long as you want."

Naruto returns the smile, before thanking her.


Naruto exits the bathroom after taking a bath, not bothering with a towel, causing Inko and Izumi to look at him, pausing their game of Uno. Immediately, their eyes are drawn to his tattoos.

"Who are they?" Izumi asks, gesturing to them.

Naruto sighs longingly. "My tattoos? They're my wives, Hinata and Sakura." He says, pointing at them as he says their names.

"Are they going to be coming here, too?" Inko asks, genuinely curious.

"No. They're dead." He says sadly.

Inko gasps. "I'm so sorry, I didn't know."

Naruto waves her off. "Don't be. Like you said, you didn't know. There's no way that you could have."

Izumi frowns, not liking the fact that he's sad, before her eyes widen.

"Oh! I know how to cheer you up! Come and play with us!" She says, gesturing to the third seat at the table, clearly meaning that she wants Naruto to sit in it.

Naruto chuckles. "I think I'll take you up on that offer."

"Before that, would you mind getting dressed?" Inko asks.

Naruto raises an eyebrow, not expecting her to ask that, before responding. "Nah, I prefer being naked. Besides, the only clothes I have are the ones I was wearing before taking a bath, and I doubt that either of you have anything that'd fit me. Besides, I sleep nude. No point in putting something on just to take it off again in an hour."

Inko thinks it over for a minute before shrugging. "Alright, feel free to stay nude then. You're right anyway, the only male clothes we have are for my late husband, and you're both taller and more muscular than he was."

A huge smile forms on Izumi's face. "You sleep naked!? Me too!!"

Naruto chuckles. "Then I guess we have something in common." He says as he sits at the table and Inko deals him in, restarting the game.


"Hey Uzumaki-san." Izumi says as she and Naruto settle into bed.

"Yeah?"

"I've been meaning to ask since you got out of the bath, but what's that?" She asks, pointing at his dick.

Naruto raises an eyebrow. "My dick? It's the private part that us boys have, just like your pussy is the one that you girls have."

Izumi gasps, stars appearing in her eyes. "That's the part that boys use to make babies!?"

Naruto chuckles. "Yep."

"Can I touch it?" She asks, barely restraining herself from doing so.

"Feel free. You can do whatever you want with it." He says with a smile as he leans back, propping up a pillow to lean on.

Izumi grabs it with both hands, each one wrapping less than halfway around the shaft, her grip becoming looser and looser as Naruto forces it to rapidly harden. Noticing a clear liquid coming out of the tip, she leans forward and licks it, only to freeze as pleasure the likes of which she's never felt before fills her body.

"Wh-what was that?" She asks as the pleasure fades.

"Pre-cum." Naruto responds. "It's the boy version of the juices your pussy makes, and functions as a natural lubricant. Mine in particular, as you have just discovered, is also a highly potent aphrodisiac, not that you know what those are."

Izumi giggles sheepishly. "Uhmm, I actually do."

Naruto raises an eyebrow, prompting her to explain.

"Momma has a bottle of aphrodisiacs that she thinks I don't know about. After I found it, I looked it up to find out what it was, and once I did, I looked up the definition of aphrodisiac in the dictionary."

Naruto chuckles at this, before gesturing for her to keep playing with his dick.

Izumi continues where she left off, and licks up the rest of Naruto's pre-cum, before putting his dick in her mouth and sucking on it, desperately trying to get some more out of it, getting rewarded for her efforts by having her mouth flooded with it.

Naruto decides to teach her the proper way to suck his dick, and grabs her head, before forcing his dick down her throat, going balls deep in her, with the tip of his dick ending up in her stomach. As a result of him doing this, pleasure once more floods Izumi's body, causing her to freeze again as she processes it.

"And that, is called deepthroating." Naruto says as he releases her head, allowing her to pull herself off of his dick and catch her breath.

"That… that was incredible…" Izumi says once she catches her breath.

"That's not even the best part of sex." Naruto says, causing her eyes to widen.

"It isn't!? Then what is!?"

Naruto grins. "The actual sex is. You wanna try it?"

Izumi nods rapidly, causing Naruto to laugh.

"Then law down, on your back, and spread your legs. I'll take over from here."

Izumi does as ordered, and lays down with her legs spread.

"Just as a warning, it always hurts the first time a girl has sex, so expect a little bit of pain. Don't worry, the pain will be gone quick, and pleasure will take it's place." Naruto says, causing her to nod in understanding. "Now, you ready?" He asks, pressing the tip of his dick to her entrance.

Izumi gives Naruto a determined nod, before screaming in pain as Naruto gives a lightning-quick thrust, obliterating her hymen and pressing up against her cervix.

Suddenly, the door bursts open and Inko enters the room.

"Izumi!? What's wrong!?"

Naruto gives her a calming smile. "Everything's alright, mam. She was just in pain from me breaking her hymen, nothing to worry about."

Under normal circumstances, Inko would be horrified by this, but thanks to the changes Naruto made to her mind earlier, she doesn't even give it a second thought before sighing in relief.

"That's a relief. I was worried that something was wrong. If it's just that, then I have nothing to worry about. Well, good night. Don't stay up too long." Inko says, before turning to leave the room.

"Don't worry, we won't. Good night!" Naruto says with a grin, before turning his focus back to Izumi. "Has the pain faded enough for me to start moving?"

Izumi nods, prompting Naruto to begin her thorough pounding.


When Izumi wakes up, she notices a pleasant soreness in her lower body, and a huge bulge in her stomach, big enough that she looks 8 months pregnant. At first she's confused, but then, slowly but surely, her memories of the previous night return, causing her to sigh happily as she rubs her inflated belly.

"I see you're finally awake." Naruto says, causing her to look back at him, as she had slept with her back pressed to his chest and his dick firmly lodged inside of her, a good bit of it in her womb, which prevented any of his cum from leaking out of her.

"You filled me with so much of your cream last night." Izumi says with a grin. "Does that mean that I'm gonna be a mom now?"

Naruto chuckles. "Most likely. So, do you want me to pull out of you and let my cum escape, or do you want me to keep my dick inside of you for the rest of the day?"

"Inside all day!" Izumi says excitedly, not needing to think of it at all, only to pause and frown. "But wait, I have school today. You can't come with me, and if people see us like this you might get in trouble…"

Naruto grins. "Don't worry about that. Nobody will say or do a thing about it, I can assure you of that."

"If that's true, then inside all day!" Izumi repeats, saying it with much more confidence than last time.

Naruto chuckles. "Your wish is my command." He says as he stands, keeping Izumi suspended with dick strength alone. "Now then, let's go eat some breakfast, shall we?.