Lady Thor: 616- Jane Foster
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New York: 20XX
Downtown Caffe.
12:54 P.M.
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Gods are an interesting concept.
All across the vast universe, as well in all different dimensions and timelines. All living beings regardless of their species or culture have, had or manifested the belief of a divine being.
When Jane foster gained the powers of the mighty Thor, she had thought that all of her questions about the divine would have been answered.
However, instead all she is left is with more questions.
"…"
Sigh
"I wonder, did you have to deal with these thoughts… Odinson."
Jane Foster, now known as the mighty Thor, wondered out loud.
It's been a few months since she had inherited her old flames powers, and she can't help but ponder what it truly means to have it.
Don't get her wrong, she is grateful that it had chosen her and not someone else that would have less than noble intensions. That and the fact that the power is making sure she is not dying from cancer any time soon is a good bonus.
But the more power she uses and the more she experiences it, the more existential questions come with them.
For one thing she knows that she isn't Thor…. But at the same time, she is Thor.
It is complicated but…. She knows that she is much as a part of Thor as Thor is a part of her. And yet… at the same time they are nether her and she is nether them?
"God… or rather Me, this is giving me a headache."
Which was a surprise, since as a good she should not be able to suffer one.
"Sigh, I'll just Valkyrie if she has anything in her secret covert to not think about this." Yeah, that sound like a good Idea, she had come to this café as a way to escape these thoughts, but all it did was amplified them.
"What would the man of spider call these… a, yes shower thoughts"
Siping the rest of her tea, Lady Thor was ready to pay and leave. Maybe go to the avenger compound or go to Jotunheim and beat up some frost giants to lift her mood up.
"Hmm, maybe I should invite she-hulk, as a girl's night out."
However, just as she is about to leave, she takes note of a couple that just sat down across from her. Now normally she would not have given them much thought and would have gone her way. But one of the individuals on the date caught her attention.
And the person is none other than Peter Parker, CEO of Parker Industries.
As well as none other than New Yorks friendly neighborhood Spider-man.
Now that was a surprise and a half, back when she had gained this power, she also gained a lot of knowledge about different heroes and villains and their secrets identities, one of them interestingly enough one was the identity of the enigmatic superhero. From what she understands him, and the original Thor were close until some event made spiderman erase the memories of his identity to everyone who had knowledge of it. But as a divine being Thor was immune to its effect, however out of respect to him he had acted as if he had not remembered.
She can't help being curious about his date, because as far as she remembers (or rather as far as Thor remembers) the man seemed to be cursed to have bad luck when it came to dating. Thor always seemed to try and give him advice about how to attract woman.
(She could not help but cringe as she remembers some of the advice that "she" had giving him)
Shaken her head she was about to leave both love birds (and wish her comrade luck on his quest for love)
That is until her gaze set on his date.
"Blugh"
She almost choked as all of the air suddenly left her lungs from shock.
Inhale
Calm down, Calm down, Jane.
Breath In and then Breath out
Ok, now go and doble check… yeah maybe I saw wrong, after all way would it of all being would be he- She doble checks.
"…"
"Oh Fuck" was the first thing came through her mind.
"Oh fuck,"
"Oh Fuck"
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"Holy fucking shit, why the fuck is she her." She screams inside of her mind in pure panic.
After all the person Peter Parker is in a clear date with is the First of the Fallen angels.
Lucifer "Odin almighty" Morningstar.
"…"
Breath in Breath out
"Ok its fine, calm down Thor its fine, she hasn't seen you yet, so all you need to do is camly-"
"Oh, leaving so soon, dear Thor."
In that moment, Jane "The mighty Thor" Foster could not help but curse both her mortal and immortal life.
Turning towards the voice (praying to the all-father this was all a very bad dream) she finds none other than the fallen angel herself sitting in front of her.
Looking around, she notices how all the patrons seem to be frozen in place.
"Huh, time freezes how convenient" she says hoping that her voice doesn't waver.
She needs to think of something quick, as strong as she is (and she is confident that she could hold her own even against someone of this caliber) the sheer destruction that their fight would bring would be disastrous to New York as a whole.
Lucifer just shrugs, placing both of her arms below her generous bust, the red dress that she is wearing accents her natural beauty.
"Heh, it has it uses." She then gains a broad Cheshire cats smile "especially for getting extra action time with my hubby in bed."
I cough at the implied "action", and decide to steer our conversation to someplace else, or specifically what are her intentions.
Lucifer eyes twinkle, as if she already knows what I am thinking, "Ah, now no need to be on guard, I am only a lady in her sweet honeymoon with her Husband."
I raised an eyebrow at that "you have been calling Ms. Parker that for a while now, I did not know that both of you were… you know committed."
At this lucifer pouts.
Lucifer pouts
Lucifer Morningstar, The first of the Fallen Angels Pouts
And why the heck is it so adorable.
"Well, we are not married yet… at least in this timeline."
She raises another eyebrow but decides not to inquire further, at least I lose my mind in the Bullshit that is quantum mechanics.
"Ok, so I see that you both are having a blast of a time so, I'm going to just…"
"Yes, as fun it was to catch up with you Thor, I believe it's time I continue my date."
I get up getting ready to get out of here as fast as possible.
"But before you go dear" Lucifer calls. I looked back at her to see what she wanted.
"Two of your little hero friends are going to do something stupid soon, now I usually would not care what ether would do, but…"
She leans closer even though she is shorter than me by a whole foot I can't help but feel as if she is the one looking down on Me, as an oppressive aura set itself on my shoulders.
"I don't have to explain how less then pleased I be if My Peter where to get Involved now would I."
Suddenly as if it was never there the aura left.
"So as a heads up don't get yourself involve, Ok sweetheart."
All I do is nod as I finally walk out of the café.
I scarily notice that time has resumed, and that lucifer is right back being all loving with spider-man.
As I reach the avenger mansion, I ignore everyone around me, even she-hulk invitation for some drinks falls deaf to my ears, as only one question rings inside of my mind.
"Oh man of spiders, how by the fucking Yggdrasill did you get in that situation."
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These past few months have made Thor realize that she needs new friends.
It's official.
You would have expected that after the first superhero civil war, everyone would have learned by now that fighting among ourselves is stupid as all Helheim.
But no… both Tony Stark and Carol Danver, just had to be two morons and fight among themselves again.
Why, you may ask.
Because some jackass inhuman kid went all "I can see the future" (Ignoring the fact that they have like a ten percent chance of actually happening and them having more experience and more reliable future teller) and now Captain marvel went all dictator on everyone assess and is imprisoning people who haven't committed a crime on the basis of tackling the problem before it began.
And Tony is not helping in the slightest!
Honestly these past few weeks she has been running damage control for both sides as she refuses to join ether of them.
However, she can't help but think she is forgetting something.
"Thor, coming Thor this is Iron man."
I sighed as I answered the call.
"Tony for the last time I am not joining you or…"
"That's not it, something else came up, some crazy Blond chick is tearing carol a new one."
What?!
"Wait, what Tony what in all the nine realms is going on."
"I do no, I just got information that carol, and her team were going to Parker Industries to-"
I don't even let him finish as I destroy the communicator.
"…"
"Maybe it's time for me to take a vacation to Alfheim."
BOOM
Her head whips towards the direction of the explosion I can just feel lucifer wrath even from all the way here.
"…"
"Yeah, being in Alfheim sounds about a good place."
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Asgard 1: end
