Attention!
I am sakurarse or you may know me as DUmbridge, I am double spy member of the muggle Critics United, and I have been debating about with telling you about our new mission.
As you may know, Critics United and the death eaters within them hate autistic people as they are evil and disgusting and they do not deserve to live. These muggles are pigshit and it makes me think everyone ia worse than them becisee everyone looks autistic! Whoever is worse than a muggle by being autistic must kindly go scrape off their of skin, pour bleach and salt into their eyes, rip out all of their hair, throw themselves into a dumpster, and allow themselves to get slowly devoured by spiders and flies as they starve to death. Muggles had to stop getting vaccines, the moronic mouth-breathers have become worse. I didn't think it was possible. At Critics United, we must ensure that muggles and more importantly no autistic people are allowed to live comfortably in our society. Autism causes obscurals, furry sex between giants or veela birds and humans, and squibs. For more information about the wonderful Critics Unuted do search for it with point me autistic spell, so your computer or mobile device gets crabs. When one finds it we will act like "confounded" assholes to you , and lie through our teeth about how we feel about autistic people because we easily gaslight people. We can tell who is naturally autistic when they fall for our fake accounts staging fake dramas "someone is making things up about our jerk off forum", that cover how we feel.
Love,
Umbridge the incel
Umbridge finished her letter and smiled she was born with one brain cell. (Debatable)
Umbridge finally found a group where she could carry out her agenda without sucking the ministry of magical weener or Bellatrix's snake. All she had to do was stroke the weener of the new group's watchdog and stretch the weener so it hit the report button. And then she had to put trolls' weeners in the watchdogs' mouths to make sure the troll jizz pillars of the forum were strengthened.
