A pair of criminals, Harry and Lloyd, snuck into the hospital in the middle of the night.

"Why are we sneaking into the hospital?" asked Lloyd.

"To get her medical records," replied Harry.

"What do we need her medical records for?"

"So we don't accidentally make a killer dart instead of a tranquilizer dart."

"What's a killer dart?"

"If you fill the dart with too much sedative, you can kill the person you were trying to tranquilize."

"Why do we need to tranquilize her anyway?"

"So she doesn't attack us."

"She's a woman. She can't attack us."

"You have a lot to learn."

"How is a woman going to attack us?"

"What do you think they carry pepper spray for?"

"Pepper spray? I thought they carried perfume."

"Besides, she's a policewoman. Those are very dangerous."


RoboCop was on a night shift with his partner Lewis.

"Isn't the moon wonderful tonight?" said Lewis.

"It sure is," replied RoboCop.

Suddenly, Lewis was shot in the butt with a dart. She pulled the dart out, stared at it, then fell to the ground and started snoring.

"Lewis!" said RoboCop.

A pair of taser wires were shot into RoboCop's face and he shrieked as he felt a surge of electricity and then he fell to the ground and started snoring.

Harry and Lloyd came out of the shadows. Harry was holding a taser and Lloyd was holding a tranquilizer pistol.

"Why does she look like she's having a nightmare?" asked Lloyd.

"Because she probably is."

"But then why is it called a tranquilizer dart? 'Tranquil' means calm."

"'Tranquilizer dart' is a misnomer, just like 'laughing gas'. It isn't meant to be taken in a literal sense."

"Oh."

"Alright. First thing's first: we need to remove her weapons."

After removing all the weapons from Lewis's holster, the two lifted Lewis and carried her away, put her in the trunk of a car, then walked back to where RoboCop lie.

"Come on, help me carry him," said Harry.

"What if he's just pretending to be asleep?" said Lloyd fearfully.

"He wouldn't do that."

The two lifted RoboCop.

"Man, this guy is heavy," said Lloyd.

"He's a cyborg. What did you expect?"

They carried him away, then put him in the trunk of their car.

"Thank you for your cooperation," Harry told the snoring RoboCop before shutting the trunk.

"What cooperation? You tasered him to sleep!" said Lloyd.

"It's a joke..." said Harry as they got in the car.


"Where are Murphy and Lewis?" asked Sergeant Reed. "I haven't seen them at all today!" Suddenly, he noticed a note with a bunch of cut-and-paste magazine letters on it. He picked it up read it aloud:

"Yeah, we've got Cyborg Cop and his girlfriend. If you ever want to see them again, please-"

"'Cyborg Cop'? 'His girlfriend'?" interrupted a female officer. "It's bad enough that Murphy and Lewis got kidnapped, but can't these assholes at least get their facts right about the people they're kidnapping?"