It was another peaceful day in the kingdom of Hyrule. A little too peaceful for everyone's favorite hero, Link. "Gee, it sure is boring around here..." Link remarked as he stretched his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for." King Harkinian told him after taking a sip from his chalice.
"I just wonder what Ganon's up to..." Link replied back when all of a sudden, the Squadalah Man, Gwonam ended up landing on the castle balcony on his flying carpet.
"Your Majesty, Ganon isn't coming!" Gwonam informed the King.
"Hmmmm...Why not?" The King asked Gwonam.
"It is written...Ganon is watching The Muppet Show with Waldorf and Statler." Gwonam explained as he showed the King what was on his prophetic papers.
"Gee, that old Ganon sure is boring!" Link remarked as he once again stretched his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Mah boi, if you're so bored, you should go and find something to do." King Harkinian suggested to Link.
"But what shoud I try and do?" Link asked the King.
"Go make a YouTube video or some shit." King Harkinian suggested once again.
"A YouTube video, you say?" Link asked. "That sounds cool!" He said with a beaming smile.
Later still...
Link was making a YouTube video with Gwonam, The King and Morshu. "Hey, it's ya boi, Link, and this is Jackass. These are my friends, Gwonam, The King and Morshu." Link told the camera as he turned it to Gwonam, The King and Morshu, who waved at the camera with a smile.
"So, for our first stunt, Morshu is going to ride this shopping cart off the roof of Hyrule Castle and into that pit of Dodongos. Are you ready, Morshu?" Link asked Morshu.
"Riding this shopping cart off the roof of Hyrule Castle and into that pit of Dodongos? You want it? It's yours, my friend." Morshu replied, giving a thumbs up.
"Okay. Gwonam, King, can you push Morshu off the roof?" Link asked Gwonam and the King. Just as they were about to push Morshu off the roof, Zelda proceeded to walk outside with Impa.
"Father, Link! What the hell are you doing?" Zelda asked her father and Link.
"Hey, Zelda! We're making a YouTube video about Jackass! Cool, huh?" Link asked Zelda as he was filming her and Impa.
"Re-enacting Jackass? Link, you got to be fucking kidding me." Zelda replied, shaking her head in disapproval.
"Zelda, go back inside and sit this video out, you whore." King Harkinian told his daughter.
"Impa!" Zelda said as she turned to Impa.
"Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises Morshu will land safely into that pit of Dodongos." Impa assured her as the Triforce of Wisdom showed Morshu safely landing into the pit of Dodongos.
"Enough! Let's get this stunt started! Link, are you filming this?" King Harkinian asked Link.
"I am!" Link replied to him.
"Alright, on three. One, two, three!" The King said as him and Gwonam pushed Morshu off the roof, only for Morshu to completely miss the pit of Dodongos and fall out of the shopping cart, breaking his neck in the process.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Morshu exclaimed in pain.
"Holy dog shit, Morshu! Are you okay?" Link asked as he rushed over while still filming. Morshu then proceeded to get up, and his cervical vertebra was dislocated and his head was twisted around, causing Gwonam and the King to scream in horror at the sight.
"Ho, shit!" The King exclaimed.
"Morshu, your cervical vertebra is dislocated!" Gwonam exclaimed.
"This really fucking hurts...MMMMMMMM..." Morshu cried in pain.
"Link, stop filming and get Morshu to a hospital!" Zelda told Link.
"Of course, Zelda!" Link replied as he finished filming immediately.
