Link was at Morshu's shop today, as he wanted to get his hands on a Playstation 5 so he could play the hottest new games that Sony had to offer. Morshu was currently in the middle of showing one such Playstation 5 to Link.
"PS5, you want it?" Morshu asked Link as he held up a box with a PS5 inside.
"Yeah!" Link beamed, excited to be able to get his hands on a PS5.
"It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees." Morshu told Link as he put down the PS5 again.
"Of course not." Link responded as a smile ran away from his face.
"Sorry, Link. No Rupees, no PS5." Morshu told Link as he folded his arms in front of his chest.
"Well, maybe you could give me a PS5 for free?" Link asked with a hopeful smile.
"Link, you're a little piece of shit. I can't give a PS5 for free. Come back when you're a little, MMMM, richer!" Morshu suggested as he pointed Link towards the shop exit.
Back home, Link was frustrated that his attempt to get a PS5 had failed. "Oh, man! I can't go on like this! I need a PS5!" Link shouted in dismay.
"Mah boi, this Nintendo Switch is what all true warriors strive for!" King Harkinian told Link as he held up his Nintendo Switch.
"But I can't use the controller! I need a PS5!" Link protested.
"Get a job!" Zelda suggested to Link. Link was silent for a moment but smiled at Zelda's suggestion, then set out of Hyrule Castle to go look for a job, eventually finding himself at Squadalah Burger, which was run by none other than the Squadalah Man himself, Gwonam.
"Welcome to Squadalah Burger! Can I take your order?" Gwonam asked Link as he approached his burger shop.
"No, I need a job!" Link told Gwonam.
"It is written, only I can hire Link." Gwonam replied to him.
"Great!" Link beamed. The next day, Link was manning Squadalah Burger, and he was dealing with his first customer; King Harkinian.
"Hey, what do you want to eat?" Link asked King Harkinian in a friendly tone of voice.
"Hm...I'll take the, hm...I'll take the pizza." King Harkinian placed his order after having thought about it for a bit.
"There is no pizza!" Gwonam informed him.
"Enough! I'm going to Duke Onkled's Diner!" King Harkinian declared as he quickly drove over to Duke Onkled's Diner just down the road from Squadalah Burger.
"Huh?" Link asked no one in particular.
"Your omnipotence, have pizza!" Duke Onkled informed King Harkinian as he gave him his pizza.
"You served me!" King Harkinian beamed at being served what he wanted.
The next day, Link was dealing with another customer, this customer being Light Yagami from the anime series Death Note.
"I'll take the potato chip..." Light placed his order.
"There is no potato chip." Gwonam informed him.
"Damn it!" Light shouted in frustration before noticing that Duke Onkled had exactly what he wanted, so Light quickly pulled up to Duke Onkled's Diner, with Link being speechless at what was going on.
The next day, Link was dealing with Mario and Luigi from Hotel Mario for customers. "I hope you made lotsa spaghetti!" Luigi told Link.
"No." Link informed him.
"Luigi, look!" Mario told his brother, seeing that Duke Onkled did make lotsa spaghetti.
The next day, Link encountered Dr. Rabbit in his hot air balloon. "Buy something from here!" Link told Dr. Rabbit.
"No!" Dr. Rabbit replied as he quickly took off in his hot air balloon.
"Fuck you, Dr. Rabbit!" Link insulted the purple dentist rabbit as he left.
The next day, Link found himself facing Mario Head from Mario Teaches Typing. "Hey, Mario Head!" Link greeted Mario Head.
"Do you have any pizza pie?" Mario Head asked Link.
"No." Link replied as Mario Head quickly took off. The next day, it was payday at Squadalah Burger.
"Oh, boy! I can't wait for my Rupees!" Link beamed.
"No, there is money." Gwonam informed him.
"Huh?! Huh?! Huuuuhhhhh?!" Link asked Gwonam in disbelief. "No Rupees?!"
"No." Gwonam replied.
"No PS5..." Link sighed in defeat as King Harkinian and Zelda proceeded to yuk it up at Link's predicament.
"Oah, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa! Now Link has no choice but to buy a Nintendo Switch..." King Harkinian devilishly cackled inside his mind.