Episode 19: Afthermathematics Baby, Yeah!
(Afthermathematics Intro)
Replays scenes from previous episodes, specially eliminated contestants.
"Welcome everyone to The Afthermathematics Aftermath Show! I'm the host Suicune!" Suicunte smirks.
"And I'll be your Co-Host, Ninetails!" Ninetails smiled.
"We gonna see some dirty secrets, juicy drama and the chance for some players to REJOIN!!!!!!" Suicunte announced loudly.
The live audience crowd cheered.
"I thought you said there was no rejoins.." Heatmor looked bored.
"Mew and PumpKingKing changed their mind, like always... so indecisive those two..." Suicunte shrugged.
"But before we get to that, we must get to interviewing our fallen players from Phase 2!" Ninetails smiles.
"That's right, now that phase 2 is over and the players are about to merge, we gotta remember quickly which players missed out on reaching the merge starting with Grotle!" Suicunte announced.
Cheers!
Grotle walked towards the stage.
"So Grotle! You were eliminated first from phase 2, why is that?" Asked Suicunte.
"I don't think my team liked me..." Grotle frowned.
"Maybe it's cause of how basic he is..." Joltik whispered to Seismitoad who giggled.
"Also your relatives with Alcreamie, care to tell us more about that?" Suicunte pressed on.
"Oh um.. well Alcreamie and I are just friends, we had a few flings from time to time... but I don't think it was very serious between us two.. just casual..." Grotle frowns
"Well next player isn't so casual cause it's Salazzle!" Ninetails announced
Cheers!
"Salazzle, eliminated first from Team with no name 2, did you see that coming?" Asked Ninetails
"I stood no chance, everyone on that team was already in some sort of group... I was kinda just there in the open..." Salazzle looked annoyed
"Our next player is our season one 3rd Placer, Chandelure!" Suicunte announced
Cheers!
Chandelure boredly levitated towards the couch, she then flipped her flaming red hair that was covering one of her eyes
"So Chandelure, eliminated second huh?" Suicunte asked.
"It's whatever... the game was getting boring anyway.." Chandelure looked bored.
"Ahem next up is everyone's favorite Geerd-" Ninetails began talking.
"Don't call me that!" Said Cyndaquil off-screen.
"-Cyndaquil!" Ninetails finished.
Cyndaquil walked out frowning.
Cheers!
"Are you sure those sounds are actual live audience and not just a reused sound effect?" Cyndaquil asked.
"Probably." Ninetails frowned.
"So Cyndaquil, we already know why your team voted you off, you're a boring nerd and all that-" Suicunte began saying.
Cyndaquil glared at her.
"But the real juice we wanna know is, you and Yanma? What happened there?" Suicunte smirked evilly, she had sharp teeth.
"I um well... Yanma and I just aren't as compatible as I previously thought... honestly I don't even know why we started dating... sorry.." Cyndaquil frowned.
"pwp it's okay, I am like so over it! T.T!" Yanma was doing crying sounds but nothing came out.
"You're a nice person Yanma... but um well... sometimes you're just a bit extra..." Cyndaquil frowns.
"0w0? What do you mean ex-senpai I am just me YnY!" Yanma was frowning.
"One day you'll figure it out I guess..." Cyndaquil frowns.
"Our next player is Ludicolo!" Ninetails announced.
Cheers!
"Hola! Ludicolo is finally back to tell you to make rejoin por favor! I gotta go back!" Ludicolo spoke.
"Ludicolo! The time for rejoin begging will be later!" Suicunte glared
"Psh whatever perra..." Ludicolo sat on the couch
"So about your team voting you off?" Asked Ninetails
"Total racism man, I was the only grass type and that's why they wanted me gone!" Ludicolo spoke with is accent.
"Yeah definitely not cause something else..." Gumshoos G Trump looked at Ludicolo with disgust.
"Okay so now we have Cryogonal!" Suicunte announced.
Cheers!
Cryogonal boredly levitated to the couch, they were cold.
"Hey there Cryogonal! How was your elimination and time on the show?" Asked Suicunte.
"I don't really care." Cryogonal spoke with his uncanny cold robotic voice.
"Oooookay then.." Suicunte frowns.
"Our next player is another cold one... Bergmite!" Ninetails announced.
Cheers!
Bergmite walked towards the couch but she was using her phone.
"So Bergmite, being a member of Team Roger and Team Pew Pew for so long, how was your experience on the show?" Asked Ninetails.
"I mean... that team is full of just awful bossy people, but they're both gone now so the ones left are cool I guess, I don't really care about rejoining, I'm happy chilling with my phone here." Bergmite looked bored as she kept texting on X.
Suddenly Togepi popped out of the wooden Aftermath Stage like a Diglett.
"Woah this isn't china!" Togepi gave a big smile.
Cheers!
"Everyone say hi to the queen of random, Togepi! Say Togepi your entire team blindsided you and were hidding depression at the start of the show, wanna tell us more?" Suicunte smirks evilly.
"Nope! You got a big forehead u goofy ahh megamind looking ass." Togepi gave her a big toothy smile.
"YOU WHAT?!" Suicunte screamed as she charged at her.
But Togepi went underground and appeared above again breaking more planks, she kept doing this until there where multiple holes.
Suicunte was pretty much angrily playing wack-a-mole trying to hit the Togepi who quickly somehow teleported to another hole by going under.
"Ummm we'll be right back with the Afthermathematics show after these commercials breaks." Suicunte frowned as the cameras zoomed out revealing Suicunte was yelling frustrated at Togepi.
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"Ahem we are back with the Afthermathematics..." Ninetails announced.
Suicunte looked tired and upset.
Togepi was licking Vanillish dead melted puddle body like a cat.
"I doubt we'll get any answers from her so let's interview Trubbish next!" Ninetails announced.
Cheers!
Trubbish walked out frowning.
"So Trubbish, how was the game?" Asked Ninetails.
"Well... at first I really didn't wanna be in it.. I mean all the hard challenges and mean people and stuff... and now things seem to be really messy as the teams all combine into one... I'm glad I left..." Trubbish frowned.
"A-agreed.." Mothim nods sitting next to Druddigon and a bored looking Solrock.
"Next up is Drifblim!" Ninetails announced.
Cheers!
"It's sucks that I'm eliminated, that bastard Eiscue read my notebook in front of everyone, I hope he gets eliminated soon!" Drifblim glared.
"But, your time on the show?" Asked DeeDee.
"This show is fucking AWFUL unoriginal challenges, terrible characters and just bad hosting in general! I'm gonna give it SUCH a bad review when I get back home!" Drifblim looked angry.
"Wow that's gonna affect our revenue soooo much..." Suicunte looked bored as she smoked a cigar.
"Next is Toxtricity! Betrayed by Dedenne huh, how was that?" Ninetails asked.
Cheers as Toxtricity walked towards the couch.
"I honestly didn't saw it coming, didn't think that spineless rat thing had the guts to go against my orders... good for her I guess." Toxtricity leaned on the couch.
"Our next player is Gardevoir!" Ninetails announced.
LOTS OF CHEERS AND WHISTLES!!!!
"Wow um thank you very much everyone!" Gardevoir smiled and waved, he spoke feminine.
"So Gardevoir, Numels alliance huh." Ninetails asked.
"That sneaky camel had his whole scheme figured out, makes sense he'd want to target a threat before the merge... and now that I've seen the episodes, I know why Magby voted for me... I honestly don't blame him at all." Gardevoir shrugged.
"Oh my everone we are almost done! And next up is the sporty Scorbunny!" Ninetails announced.
Cheers!
"Helo everyone so excited to meet you all!" Scorbunny smiled.
"So you were an Outcast on Teamworkers 2 right?" Asked Suicunte.
"It's Team No Na-" Scorbunny was interrupted.
"You know full well nobody there other than probably Ludicolo cared about Unnamed Team." Suicunte rolled her eyes.
"Hell not even me cared." Ludicolo shrugged.
"I... uh... Volcarona is a very nice pokemon, maybe too nice... she was just trying to keep her friends safe so I don't blame her for them all voting for me I guess, I'd still wanna rejoin and keep competing!" Scorbunny smiles.
"Next is the Fatso Makuhita!" Suicunte announced.
Cheers!
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned." Makuhita replied.
"So you were complete corned by Dedennes new alliance, thoughts?" Suicunte asked.
"Good for Dedenne, she and Roger are the last Team Roger members left, so they gotta get far and represent!" Makuhita crossed his arms and smiled.
"Too bad you don't have a team mate that can represent you anymore bro." Squirtle grinned at Skarmory.
"FUCK YOU BLUE TURTLE BASTARD BITCH!" Skarmory was pissed off, Ninjask looked bored and Heatmor leaned against the Popcorn Gallery bleachers.
"Next player is Lucario!" Ninetails announced.
"G'day Sheila's! Names Lucahjin Irwin but my friends just call me Lucah." Lucario tipped her fedora.
The hosts nodded.
"I'm glad I competed on this show, even if I didn't wanna leave... it makes sense they'd eliminate an extreme survivalist like me right before teams become no more!" Lucario shrugged.
"And finally our final loser eliminated before the merge is... Psyduck!" Suicunte announced.
Cheers!
"My elimination was so fucking unfair, eliminated by a plot hole technicality from back in season 1! It's so stupid Ugh! If I return I'm gonna make sure Dusclops gets OUT!" Psyduck was angry as hell.
"Well maybe you can, we are about to run out of time, so every player has few seconds to tell the viewers why they should rejoin, quickly say something in depressed elimination order!" Suicunte told them all.
Psyduck (The Genius): I need to return! I have so many more plans left to do!
Lucario (The Aussie): Crikey! Joining the merge would be fun eh, I could show off all my skills I've acquired during my arvo strolls in the outback!
Makuhita (The Brainless Muscle): I just gotta return, I'm super strong and cool!
Scorbunny (The Athlete): Please give me a chance to compete, I'll do my best to stay in best healthy shape!
Gardevoir (The Trickster): I mean returning wouldn't be such a bad idea, would be funny seeing Numel and Dusclops horrified looks heh..
Toxtricity (The Punk): Let me back in now, I am going to win this season no matter what!
Drifblim (The Reality Show Expert): I know my chances of rejoining are quite low by using data from previous viewer voted rejoins, but trust me that I will make the merge much more interesting!
Trubbish (The Stinky): What the.. that's the label I have? I don't even smell that bad!
Togepi (The Eggstrovert!): Hey if I rejoin I'll give you voter's this purple tomato!
Bergmite (The Phone Addict): I mean... I have my phone, so I don't even need the prize of one Wish.. kinda too lazy to get it-
Cryogonal (The Cold One): *They were boredly looking at the camera, cold air around them.*
Ludicolo (The Mexican): I'm not even from Mexico! This show is racista I tell you carajo where the hell even am i?
Cyndaquil (The Nerdy Geek): ...Come on I didn't get to do much on season 1, season 2 or this so please give me another chance!
Chandelure (The Emo Goth): ...what are you looking at...?
Salazzle (The Forgotten): You won't forget to vote me right, I'm like the star of the show!
Grotle (The Boring Dude): Um... I think me rejoining is the best choice!
Heatmor (The Firey Temper): As the best Leftovers member I DESERVE to rejoin this merge!
Druddigon (The Boss): Heh would be pretty cool to rejoin not gonna like, wink blink!
Yanma (The Weeb): OMFG OWO PLS LIKE VOTE ME TO REJOIN X3 I WANNA POST MORE BEHIND THE SCENES ON MY FANBLOG LOL AND LIKE ONO I WANNA BE ON THE SHOW SO YAH VOTE ME XOXOXOXO!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mawile (The Quiet One): ...
Ninjask (The Best): I need to rejoin the show, I am the best at everything so I'll easily win every single merge challenge and win the prize!
Musharna (The Villainous): Come on I deserve to rejoin more than these bunch of Losers! Just vote for me!
Gumshoos G Trump (The Billionaire): If you vote me I'll give you two hundred vigintillion dollars!
Vanillish (The Alliance Swaper): *She was melted on the floor*
DeeDee (The Twin): Vote my brother!
In (The Twin): No.
Skarmory (The Profanity): I better fucking rejoin, it's absurd someone as fucking great as me was out in phase one, I need to come back I need too squawk!
Dragonair (The BNB): Um... i... I don't think I'm up for the game anymore...
Wigglytuff (The Fairy Planner): Well I am! Bring me back partners! I really gotta show off how stronger I became after evolving!
Solrock (The Schemer): ...If you vote me, you probably haven't watched the show...
Muk (The Slime): I love clowns! Vote me and we gonna have so much fun!!!
Crack-A-Chu (The Jerk): I don't care if Dragonair ain't 0coming back, I gotta rejoin! I will win the Wish watch me!
Stonjourner (The Silent Treatment) *They had a blank neutral expression*
Seismitoad (The Nitwit): Rejoining would be fun hehehe so vote me come on!
Galarian Ponyta (The Neat Freak): Shoo Shop go bother someone else I'm busy cleaning the stage!!!
Squirtle (The Jock): Yo yo yo! Let me back in the game bros cause this dude is gonna kill it in the merge haha!
Joltik (The Idiot): I sharted now let me rejoin pretty plssss
Klefki (The Anti-Profanity): Ewww yuck that yellow thing just pooped what like a jerk, you meanie butthead!
Dhelmise (The Pirate): Yar! Come on mateys, this captain can't be out for too long, help me crawl out of Deadmans Chest so i rejoin the map of adventure and glory in the merge! Yo ho ho!
Munchlax (The Sleeping Dummy): *He was asleep snoring*
Mothim (The Loser): I uh... really would prefer if I stayed here, less probabilities of serious injuries or other harms..
Probopass (The Pervert): *He was staring at the camera, sweating a bit and sniffing*
Durant (The Screamer): UGH! HURRY UP AND GET GET ME OUT OF HERE, I GOTTA REJOIN, JUST LOOK HOW EARLY THOSE LEFTOVER LOSERS DITCHED ME, COME ON!
Handy (The Hand): *They did hand signs which pretty much just said please make Handy rejoin*
Snom (The winner): I need to rejoin the show cause I already know I will win! I am supposed to win so let me back in!
Baby (The Baby): They did baby noises and drooled, then it shit itself and began crying like a baby
Mienfoo (The Honorable Soldier): Come on second boot of the season? I deserve to be back right?
Chikorita (The Scaredy-Leaf): I... um... I'm scared please don't look at me you're making me nervous...
"Those are all the options and we ran out of time for this Afthermathematics!" Ninetails smiled
"See you in the next installment of Mew's Newest World Cruise: The Aftermath!" Suicunte grins
The camera zoomed out revealing all the eliminated players you could vote for
(Afthermathematics Outro)
Mk viewer choose who you wanna make rejoin into the show, choose 4 of who you think deserve to rejoin the most and 4 you think DON'T deserve to come back, whoever has the best score will return and this is the ONLY rejoin/debut of the season so pick your choices wisely, see you next episode - Liz