Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 30: Jungle Team Business!
Part 1: Discovering Nuclear Nature
RikkiSnake on AO3: Not gonna lie, I won't blame you for that move. Cassie Cage is still a massive problem, though and let's just say that Nicole's here for the longest run!
I find it kinda funny how the guy on AO3 has the first review, anyways, there's a stupid amount of trouble within these solid group of competitiors and I won't elaborate further than that!
Anyways, here's another remix of a challenge that may or may not have appeared several times on All-Stars and yeah, there's going to be 20 people at the end of this episode.
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, everyone was like Marty McFly, riding a hoverboard away from their enemies or competition on Boney Islands and causing trouble to each other's games!"
The classic montage of Extreme Gear being flipped, blown up and looking all stylish with these contestants.
"It got real dramatic, but a lot of people exploded...and there was a lot of explosions, traps and whatever else fun stuff that hit all of the campers in some way! That being there was a lot of immune people riding those boards to the finish, Miko brought Lowain into the immunity group, which made Azula angrier...if that's even possible!"
Chris chuckled.
"Sokka and some other people may have been targets, but they're immune and there was slim pickings for some reason! Terry and Tanya aren't that surprising, but Cassie Cage? Really got the short end of this yacht-thing!"
The epic eliminations of three people with nothing in common were shown, as Chris and Chef were basking in the sunrise of the island, though it was probably not a challenge day.
"Alright, the sun's nice and trust me, it's not as terrible for this camera, as the challenge is for our campers and no-one's playing around for the game! Only for themselves and for the ultimate prize on...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
Azula was little bit tired of this game, which someone picked up on quite immediately and the other three people in the earliest alliance to survive definitely noticed.
Since they were all in the same set of beds, the fire princess woke up late...and ready to burn Sokka to a crisp, as Nicole just felt to wisely move away from her.
"I'm glad you're up." Nicole said seriously. "...You should-"
Azula, of course, looked like total shit.
"-get yourself prepared for our alliance meeting mins Lowain, because I have a feeling that he's playing both sides to come out on top. I would do that, but I'm in this alliance."
"Good call, I suspect that our little princess is angry that her two targets are immune and probably working together." Bayonetta casually dropped, as Nicole raised an eyebrow. "...I can't believe you all forgot that."
"Now, it checks out." Nicole said, still in a ridiculous serious tone.
The now all-ladies alliance took some time for their young leader to get up, get herself prepared and looking positively steamed, as they were back in the bedrooms with some people trying to not get themselves killed from the presence in the face of three angry ladies and Yumeko.
"Oh, I'm so glad that my boyfriend's in another alliance...so what she should we do to crush that and make sure he's in this alliance." Yumeko casually answered.
"That's the thing. I'd rather that he understands that you two aren't in a relationship in this game rather than some situation where through burning enough fiery bridges." Azula answered with a smile. "He will understand or you'll break your own relationship."
"I would that not like for him to hate me, but I'd still be fine with it."
Azula smiled, realising the reason why Yumeko was still allowed to even do all of her bullshit and the black-haired student just playfully sat down.
"That being said, having Sokka out of the game would make it much better for us to rule and for Lowain to accept you into his fold considering your intelligence and odd set of skills."
"Come on, I know he's a bit of a big-hearted idiot and more importantly, Yumeko's only kind of friends with you." Bayonetta casually spat out. "This is an alliance."
"Meaning?"
"We're just playing the game, nothing more, nothing less and this game doesn't have you being favoured."
Bayonetta was already tired of the relatively short tyrant, as Yumeko was offended and Nicole was a bit pleased by the minor takedown and Azula wasn't fazed by the snide comments.
"At least you understand the game, though fear's a powerful weapon."
"Doesn't hurt to have someone like you."
"...Good, hopefully you understand that this meeting's over."
"That's fair, you probably would have blasted the other people in here."
Azula and Bayonetta just left the room, preparing themselves for whatever wacky challenge that Chris had cooked up for them and it left Nicole, Yumeko, Squirrel Girl and Nobara in the fold, wondering why the alliance basically revealed themselves to the other ladies.
Why did the alliance decide to have it in the girls' room?
Mostly because it was only the four of them at the room when the meeting started and Nobara and Squirrel Girl agreed on a little something to basically overhear the meeting through some kind of bed-hiding method.
*Nicole's confessional*
She sighed.
"I hope that she know that it's not going to work. Sokka may not have an formal alliance, but a lot of people like him and Lowain's better at making speeches." Nicole answered. "...Hold on, this is literally how Coachman went down! I think Bayo tried telling her, Yumeko warned and I tried to tell her!"
She confidently crossed her arms.
"Funny how this universe's Total Drama works."
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
Monkey Joe was chittering to the brown-haired Canadian.
"I may not be the last Canadian standing, but Crimson came in halfway through this thing and Scott was eliminated once, so I'm technically the last Canadian that lasted through this competition."
She noticed.
"And if I have to stop Azula to be on Sokka's side to last longer, that's what I'm gonna do! And thanks to my squirrel friend, it's not impossible for Yumeko to betray Azula apparently because she's the type of people that she would fight against!"
Monkey Joe corrected her.
"Yeah, but every gamble could be a fight!"
*Nobara's confessional*
"You know, I would actually be in her alliance but she basically outed my alliance leader and something tells me that I would be cut as soon as she doesn't like!" She confident showed her hammer. "Also, a lot of people don't exactly like her, so that's all of the more reason why she'd be eliminated."
*Confessional cut*
In the cafeteria, Tanjiro's sword was covered with plant good and he looked like he had fought some demons, having his clothes scratched and even having holes in a few places, but he kept the cafeteria open...
...hilariously, he was the only one that was damaged by the entire Boney Island madness, but mentally everyone had felt the effect of the still well-lit, yet strangely foreboding place where Chef put in his usual trash into the food and thanks to timing, the majority of the ladies were not eating at the same time as the men or the boys.
The boys were having a conversation about some mean girls.
"So, what's happening?" Reg started. "Since we all kind of agree about who to vote off once she isn't immune and she's mean enough."
"Mean enough?" Sokka said. "Azula is that and Yumeko is even more of that, but...other than that, I can't say who I would really vote for."
"I'm only saying kind of because she looks like she's playing too strong and Yumeko broke an alliance and unintentionally, she's just one of those people who would do anything."
Reg just left it at that.
"Anything for what?"
"That's the scary thing, he doesn't know! But I definitely know, because she does it for the thrill of life and maybe for her friends...and let's hope for that it's just for fun, because she's enough of a weirdo." Joseph butted into the situation, as the brown-haired hero just pulled up with a seat slide. "Anyways, you want to talk about Azula?"
"I want to vote her off, is that good enough for you!" Sokka screamed, attracting...
...the attention of the rest of the room.
"Yeah, just don't kill me." Joseph quietly stated. "Okay, do you want to talk about something else."
"Yes!"
*Sokka's confessional*
The Water Tribe warrior was putting on war paint.
"It's war, Azula, mostly because you have your alliance that does do things." Sokka said. "Either way, you're not going to win with your messing with people! And scaring people unlike me!"
Because of his war paint.
*Confessional cut*
The other boys were having a slightly better time talking about their futures in the game, as Lowain was shaking in pure something and the rest were not shaking at all.
"Come on, she legally can't kill you!" Pinstripe said. "You've got two knives for the sauce's sake!"
"Azula might not kill me, she might just injure me out of the game, Azula's definitely that type of person, bruh! She's my ick!"
"Ick? You pick icks!"
"...Dunno about that, weasel bro." Lowain said. "Yumeko's probably gonna trash me forever!"
"And she was always trash! I hate seeing ya like this!"
Pinstripe slammed the hand on the table, as Lowain and Heavy was looking at him like he had a problem and the potoroo got his hand back off the table.
"Bruh, you ain't had someone lit your heart up! Being with someone wild's lit, big man!" Lowain shouted. "Also, Azula's-"
The dude with the furry ears got the look of plain war.
"-Azula's doing that to me and I think my babe's tied with her."
Pinstripe just shrugged, as he sighed.
"Love's as cruel as the bus that it was brought on and Yumeko really appreciates ya, but she's trash."
"...Ay, bruh, you're trash as well."
"Yeah, I am!"
These two may have shared an awkward moment with each other, as Joseph and Sokka silently observed a snapshot of the new villains' alliance's chincanery...
...but they weren't on super great terms, just not hating each other with Lowain just getting up with a nervous grin.
"I wonder if it's because my bros are getting hurt by Chef." Lowain commented. "But my mojo gone like off the grid, bro, guy who literally slid into the conversation."
"Come on, I sense a problem within you and uh, your game being worse would make this season worse!" Reigen spoke. "If you want my opinion, you've got to find your mojo and bring into your body."
"Yeah, just let me get to it, fake psychic."
"W-w-why would you think that?!"
Lowain just grinned.
"Nah, just joshing with ya."
*Reigen's confessional*
The psychic was clapping his hands like a supervillain.
"If I can work my way into his good graces, hopefully that means his vote will be secured to not vote me out. Isn't it weird how a lot of the people are cordial with each other, despite the fact that they've been through 29 challenges...though, I'm sure Crimson doesn't care!"
*Mikhail's confessional*
He grinned, sure of his positiong within this long game.
"I can say blonde man's fake because he doesn't have powers. But I have no strategy and I stop caring about being in this baby game!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the other girls, Sandy Cheeks, Doreen, Crimson and Mai were all somehow in the same exact place thanks to the power of Larry's sixth son that was just in the mood of scaring the shit out of the ladies in the weird jungle, that same jungle with a lot of the sun flitered down onto the ground.
In spite of the place, Crimson wasn't that scared, being the only one that was very close to the plant's sixth son.
"This is a great plant! If I could kill my enemies with it, I would." She stated.
"Only you could say that? It is dripping on my hair because of your de-odourant!" Mai complained, holding her fans in both hands.
"Well, like, it's whatever." She said. "None of you are goth enough."
"Great, so try and get this plant out of here."
Squirrel Girl and Sandy obviously were on high alert as was Mai, being the receptor of the spitting plant monster without any anger.
"...But why, it's not like this place is our habitat and the plant has been standing there for 40 minutes wondering what we're doing here!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "My squirrel told me AKA Monkey Joe!"
"Actually listen to Monkey Joe." Sandy added. "This big weirdo's just hanging around."
Crimson was standing strong, hanging around the casually standing, still mutated plant and she didn't look impressed at Mai Shiranui putting back the fan and glaring at it.
"Like, it doesn't care."
"I don't care either!" Mai said. "But something about it tells me that it's not here to have fun and it looks like one of those things were it just does whatever it wants."
"It's standing there." Crimson remarked with impressive force, in spite of her soft voice.
"Look I'm gonna give it its space and if it fights, then I'm not holding anything back."
These four were about to share something, since one of them was in an alliance, one was here for revenge and the other two were part of the same team during the two-team stage and they all were hanging out in the forest for strategic reasons.
Not because the plant was just intimidating them into getting them into the same area, as Squirrel Girl got slapped back into her seat and Sandy also got her lasso slapped.
"Can you understand us?" Crimson asked, as Mai threw her fans at it.
Sure enough, the plant didn't have enough time to react mostly because of one thing that everyone regardless of the competitors heard.
"Guys, I don't care where you guys are or what you people are doing! It's time for an awesome challenge!" Chris announced. "No, Chef, it's not-"
The plant seemingly made a sigh gesture and let them go, as these four were sprinting all of the way towards the same cafeteria.
"Do you think we're going to meet that plant again?" Squirrel Girl asked. "If so, I'd like to see what that plant's deal was!"
"Yeah, fuck that giant flytrap!" Mai declared. "...Didn't we come to talk about alliances?"
"Honestly, no, but I swear Chris was controlling that plant."
"Uh, that's stupid!"
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel scientist was frustrated.
"All of them besides Crimson are such nice fellas and they could probably out fight everyone else! Like, sure, I've already got a good set of players in the Comeback Alliance, but us other people are on the short end of the stick! I've seen two different alliances happen on my screen and it just being the three of us ain't enough, you know." She explained.
*Crimson's confessional*
The goth girl just casually sat down staring into the camera.
"I don't even hate it, but like, going into another alliance as some follower sucks. That being said, this Comeback Alliance thing...I can tell that they've had some life experience and not just fake happy people." She remarked.
*Confessional cut*
All twenty-three of the campers were sat back down near the cafeteria in an open area with a crate on another crate and the two hosts trying to not laugh at the "epic" challenge that awaited all of the contestants.
Though there was another short fence that stopped a lot of the plants that was on the border of some deep "Fun Zone" forest and grass that was unnaturally absorbent of the water though it was plain dry.
"Okay, I swear only nineteen of you are here and oh, look, four latecomers! Hello, campers, I heard all of you are enjoying your stay at this epic habitat of slightly radioactive animals and clean ground! You people have witness the best of what nature has to offer..."
The forest screamed a loud noise out of nowhere.
"...I would say that, but these things are still filled with radiation and other freaky stuff that tourists that didn't! Though it's not ready for tourists, you guys are going to see all of the Boney Habitat with these cameras!"
Dante got thrown some tough camera, the red version of the safari ones from the Ridonculous Race.
"All you have to do is to team up with some friends or enemies to take some photos, extra points if it's artistic, no points if it's blurry and more points if those pictures have plants or animals that might show up in your nightmares! I'd rather see you guys in pain, though don't get radiated!"
Chef and Chris shared a laugh.
"Come on, you guys have been long enough to not turn into mutants! That being said, these plants ain't nice, so you better make sure that your camera doesn't get melted or eaten or else, you can't get more points! The two mini-teams with the most points will be safe and the rest will not! Finally...please don't kill the animals! It won't earn you any points, but it does save me from getting sued again!"
"Don't worry, I'm sure that you're not going to get sued again!" Dante held the camera. "Anyways, how the heck are the teams gonna be organised...since you know, there's 23 people!"
Chef just facepalmed, as he started speaking for the not so sly host.
"Chris already put y'all into teams! Long story short, first and second place from the last challenge are the only duo taking pictures!"
Miko fistbumped Dante.
"I bet you can't keep up with me!" Dante remarked with a sincere grin.
"Well, I can, but it's complicated and very normal!" Miko sputtered, struggling to not reveal her Glitch Tech-ery.
"Well, I'm no photographer, but I'm an expert in making things look good!"
"If ya say so." Miko shrugged. "Sorry, Pit, I've gotta make awesome pictures!"
"Pit, Sokka and Joseph make up Team 2. Sandy, Reigen and Crimson are Team 3. Scott, Tanjiro & Azula are Team 4. Lowain, Yumeko & Nobara are Team 5. Mai, Nicole & Bayonetta are Team 6. Pinstripe, Heavy & Squirrel Girl are Team 7 and the rest of y'all are Team 8!"
Scott and Tanjiro wisely looked at Azula's well-placed grin and realised that she had something on her own mind and said mind may be a little bit...off.
"Uh, Azula, we're a team that does things like teams do! Being badass and kicking butts like no tomorrow!" Scott shouted. "Only doing it together!"
"Good. Then follow my lead." Azula answered. "Or you will feel the force of the boat out of a slingshot?"
"Uh, I don't know-" Scott dithered on Azula's judgement.
"Yes, miss, we will not let you down!" Tanjiro just shouted to Scott's dismay. "Please don't eliminate me!"
Scott Pilgrim was going to say anything, but he was on the wrong end of Azula's gare and it whittled down his responses to an approving nod.
"Random question, what's the general direction we should go?" Nicole asked. "Since you know, there's stuff all around the island?!"
The Umbra Witch just looked towards the forest where a weird animal was peeking at her, uh, general physique.
"Northwards since that's where we came from." Bayonetta answered sardonically.
"Actually, just any place that's away from the camp areas! You know, bedrooms, food place, toilets and a confessional!" Chris shouted, just to make sure that he caught people off-guard. "Okay, GO!"
*Joseph's confessional*
He just held the orange camera like he was about to post some crazy shit and he even laughed like it.
"I'm going to score all of the points for my team and prove that I'm a serious guy with some serious plays! Though, I swear there's also some other freaky animals in here! Doesn't matter, I've got my skills!"
*Yumeko's confessional*
The ravenhaired gambler looked intrigued.
"I've gotta solve this love situation with Lowain, but at the same time, I do have to play the game and if he ends up the target of Azula, I can't help him." She stated. "Hopefully, he understands."
*Lowain's confessional*
He wiped the sweat off his head.
"Man, my game's about to look as good as Yumeko does! That's right, I said it, she looks good and she's playing good as she looks...hopefully that means I'm by her side gambling together and winning this whole thing and taking most of the money! Life's definitely a gamble without Azula around!"
*Confessional cut*
Team 1 (Red): Dante & Miko
Team 2 (Orange): Pit, Sokka & Joseph
Team 3 (Yellow): Sandy, Reigen & Crimson
Team 4 (Green): Scott Pilgrim, Tanjiro & Azula
Team 5 (Cyan): Lowain, Yumeko Jabami & Kugisaki Nobara
Team 6 (Blue): Mai Shiranui, Bayonetta & Nicole Watterson
Team 7 (Purple): Pinstripe, Heavy Weapons Guy (Mikhail) & Squirrel Girl (Doreen)
Team 8 (Pink): Ochako Uraraka, Reg & Muscle Man (Mitch)
All of the teams spread out from the camp zone with all of the ultilities and they were going into the awkward unknown with cameras that could actually do several things at once.
Like have screens that didn't have trouble reading the situation, though the return of the indestructible watches did alleviate the trying to figure the animal points situation, though one team didn't really care about that.
"Eh, you guys are real bold! Considering that we're in some kinda fucked up position, going after the big fry!" Pinstripe declared, running towards a certain point.
"We've been here several times, hell we've lived here for a little bit! I doubt that we'd just forget freaky animals that quickly!" Squirrel Girl shouted.
"Yeah. We need weapon, though because I like not dying. Then we go and fight!" Heavy said. "And make 'em ugly!"
"Good call, though, Chris didn't give us weapons."
"That is okay! I had sandwich today, so it's fine."
"Don't underestimate Canadian sandiwiches!"
Team 7 may have been purple in terms of the mood with the colour, but they were purple in the same way that Prince was purple, since they were not wasting any time on proving that messing around was not an ability that they had.
*Mikhail's confessional*
He had a grin.
"If I win money, my sisters back home are getting some and my friends! My friends will have money with me doing stuff with my lot of money! Finally...more bullet. Don't need to be smart man, just bullets man."
*Confessional cut*
These three were going hog wild by going north, which was not a particuarly special direction on that day.
Even if there was a lot of animals, simple and extremely complicated embedded within the wildest habitat that an island could contain and none of them were super sneaky besides Pinstripe Potoroo.
That was reduced to taking some disgusted glances at the weird animals from the sneakest guy in here.
"Geez, I'm really seeing a buncha freaks in here."
"Weasel man, you're another freak. Stop crying and start picturing." Heavy answered.
"Okay, but-"
Squirrel Girl knew how to be a squirrel and took advantage of it by going into the laser squirrels' area and having the skills to have a little talk-to-talk with the other ones.
"Hey, cute little guys, how are ya?" She politely asked the squirrels, who were peeved at this interloper. "Uh, I must have jumped in on your."
The squirrels learned how to swear apparently, because-
"The heck did I even do to you?"
Mikhail and Pinstripe just tried to wave away their teammate, but Monkey Joe had some squirrel words to say to the leader of this pack of laser squirrels and it became a full on argument.
"Monkey Joe, stop it, it's not worth it!"
The squirrels were squeaking about something ridiculous.
"I'm sure that his mom's really respected! Okay, Monkey Joe!"
"Shut up, lady! I'm not scared of squirrel!"
Heavy ran in and took a few pictures as he was running, as Squirrel Girl pulled Monkey Joe away from the now hostile laser squirrels and these three had some trouble.
"We got 7 points, thank me." Mikhail commented.
"You might want to-" Squirrel Girl and her gang of squirrels didn't get to finish that sentence.
Because the laser squirrels were trying to end their challenge early and these two were running.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The brown-furred legend wasn't in the mood.
"Goddamn it, Squirrel Girl, I swear we didn't have trouble before!"
*Confessional cut*
The one couple that was still together in a team were just looking at each other, as they had a dent that was forced in by Azula's own influence and these two were something ridiculous together and it didn't exactly help that Nobara was staring down the both of them.
"Calm down, witch, it's not that big of a deal!" Lowain shouted. "I'm talking about sorcery, not the-"
"I KNOW!" Nobara screamed.
Yumeko was unusually relaxe at the situation, mostly because there was way scarier things on the horizon.
Like Nobara.
"Uh, just ignore Azula because she's a bitch."
"Dang, you really went out and said it." Lowain said.
"Great...you two to need to sort out whatever your problems are."
Nobara just let the two have their space, even if they were both taken aback by her rudeness in the more junglier parts of Boney Island.
Hilariously, Yumeko spat out something epic.
"Why are you scared of Azula?"
"Why aren't you scared of Azula!" Lowain just said. "She might kill me in my sleep!"
"No, she'll just eliminate you and I'll pretend that I don't like you."
"That's the craziest situation that I've been in with a girl. Do you know how many girls I've flirted with and ended up with? Zero."
"Aw, that's cute! How's your flirting?"
"Uh, babe, that's what I'm trying to cook up! My moment."
Lowain realised how unfunny the flirt was and quickly got ashamed.
"Bummer, I was just getting started and dropped a real doozy on ya!"
"You really did try, even if it sucked!" Yumeko replied with a cheeky smile.
"I know, right? Man...how do I even beat Azula at her own game and still make sure that Sokka wins this one 'cause Chris did say that only two teams could have immunity and that guy's probably miles away." Lowain explained, still sure about the threat.
"Really? Life's a gamble, so if you go all-in on trying to help Sokka gain victory then I can do something to Azula...hopefully!"
"Nah, miss, we've gotta kick butt with hope!"
During that conversation, one surprising thing happen that had Nobara mostly speechless towards the newest couple in the game and it wasn't really that surprising.
Just so that the couple didn't hear.
"Speaking of kicking butt, have you seen what's behind you?!" Nobara shouted. "Goddamn slapping plants!"
"Wait, do they slap butts?"
Lowain subsequently got slapped twice in a row and was now on the end of his girlfriend's short-lived wrath, as Larry's seventh son with the intent to cause trouble and stop them from getting points.
"And did you take a picture?" He asked, much more wisely.
"Yes, no thanks to you!"
"By the way, Team 7 has 8, Team 5 has got 12 and Team 1 has 16 and it's only been an half-hour into this several hours long challenge!" Chris announced. "Being first place must come to those guys naturally!"
*Lowain's confessional*
The blonde boy was tired.
"Another doozy keeps on slipping from my mouth! Seriously, I have to try and make sure that I don't get voted off which is pretty high since Azula's one mean teen with a passion for fire!" He shouted. "How does Sokka do this rival alliance thing so easily?"
*Confessional cut*
In other news, Dante and Miko were working very well together to hunt down and get some pictures for the Boney Island brochure by going northwest and they were just making a killing in the game thanks to one thing.
Moreso two entirely different things that coalesced into one thing, as Miko was riding Ally and Dante was being his usual overpowered self and they used this to their advantage.
"Yeehaw, you'd definitely make a good cowboy!" Dante shouted. "Go winners' team!"
"Go winners' team! My pet, Ally, is kicking the butts that you've left behind!" Miko said. "Once this challenge is over, I might never talk to you!"
"Fair point, so I'm going to teach the tools of the trade of winning reality TV."
"Nice...but with Pit-"
These two got stopped by a wall that was entirely made of flora and flowers, grass covered and in spite of not being bamboo, wood or anything else that was hard, Ally's nose didn't go untouched.
Dante took the picture, once he realised that Ally was going to move all around in pain.
"Who do you think's on the other side of the wall?"
Miko may have asked, but...
'
...there was another team that wasn't even close to being as lucky as Team 1 or even Team 7, coming in with no points and a long trip towards the forest that took nearly 45 minutes and cut down their time of checking stuff severely.
"I can't take it, there's nothing here!" Sokka complained. "All there is a weird well that you can't just push through!"
"Dude, I can't believe you just said what you said without realising that this isn't nature! Well, it is weird nature, but it's not normal!" Pit exclaimed in relief.
Team 2 had finally discovered something...Boney.
"Uh, then take a picture!"
"My camera's in my pocket that I don't have-"
While the two of them were arguing, Joseph took it quite easily and groaned at Pit's pockets that were barely attached to his toga of sorts.
"Guys, Miko is definitely on the other side! Maybe we could figure out how to team up!" Joseph shouted with a grin. "Dante, as a fellow badass, can you find a way to pass this wall."
Pit and Sokka just groaned at him, probably thinking that Joseph wasn't looking at a very pleased Miko and a smug Dante, who could only barely fit a wave into the thing.
"Dude, we're fighting each other right now." Sokka huffed, crossing his arms. "Can't you say your new super secret super-alliance partner for later."
"Use your eyes, dumbass!"
"My eyes are-"
Dante and Miko were clearly seeing an pissed off Sokka and a grinning Pit.
"-working."
Sokka finished that sentence in confusion.
"Miko!" Pit shouted.
"Pit!"
Though the love was starting, so was the challenge.
...
Chris and Chef were in a slightly protected booth.
"Aw yeah, putting a little bit of love in it now! Urgh, can't believe it! You'll just have to figure it out after the break because apparently this airs on cable! Weird!"
To be continued in the second part of the "nature" based episode, where a lot happens that I cannot spoil because I haven't thought properly about it other than I remembered about the damn relationship!
Goddamn.