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Chris: New York! The city that eats the other cities for breakfast. Here, our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest, to the bosom of Lady Liberty to the Big Apple's rotten and stinky sewer core. In the end, Team Amazon claimed victory and a surprise reward. At the elimination ceremony, someone that wasn't Team Pyro was booted for the first time! We say goodbye to the nutcase Izzy. I mean, knowing her, it's definitely not a goodbye. We have fourteen competitors still in the running. (German accent) And ve shall see who vill vin ze one million bucks zoon on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
[Theme song]
In economy class, Alejandro is talking to Trent and Tyler. Team Pyro are sleeping. Noah is reading a book. Owen is still sad about Izzy's elimination, but he keeps it together. Suddenly, the plane starts shaking.
Chris: Turbulence!
Owen: Help! Al, give me an Ale-hand, bro!
As Owen is about to be sucked into the sky, Alejandro angrily glares at him.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Ugh. How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto?
Chris then walks into the confessional.
Chris: (Chuckles) Tell them what your last name means.
Alejandro: It's very respected in my country. Very respected.
(Confessional: Off)
As the contestants crash and bump into each other, Lindsay and DJ save Owen's life by pulling him to safety. Leshawna then pushes some crates to block the hole.
In upper class, Courtney, Duncan, and Gwen are talking, Cody is sleeping, and Sierra and Heather are talking.
Duncan: Six episodes and no eliminations! What would be something Owen wound say? Oh! If we were a steak, we'd be a thirty-two ounce Porterhouse! And they would be a tiny slice of baloney. Ha ha ha!
Courtney: Winning has its privileges.
Gwen: I doubt Owen would say something like that.
Cody is sleeping with a bunch of bells around him. An intern accidentally brushes past a bell and rings it which wakes Cody up.
Cody: Ah! No more foot rubs, Sierra! Huh? (Dozing off) Ah... no more foot rubs, Sierra...
Sierra: And that's how I became the president of my fifteenth Total Drama fan club.
Heather: Great. /s So, you must have some idea of who's going next.
Sierra: Yep. According to my stats, no team avoids elimination six times in a row without getting O.C.T.B.I. Syndrome.
Heather: What?
Sierra: Over-Confident, Then Blowing It Syndrome.
Heather: So, what you're saying is that we're on the chopping block?
Sierra: Duh. I am H.O. For a TV reg, you're a major noob.
Heather: Uh... thanks.
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: I'm already prepping souvenirs for my post-season online charity auction. Like, every time Heather thinks she's using me, I make a little notch in my belt. See?
She pulls her belt to show, but her pants fall down.
(Confessional: Off)
As Cody is sleeping, Sierra puts her thumb in Cody's mouth.
Sierra: There, there, cutie pie.
Cody slowly wakes up and sees that Sierra's thumb was in his mouth.
Cody: Ah!
Sierra: Ah!
Cody: Ah!
Sierra: Ah! (giggles) Oh, you're so cute when you're terrified.
(Confessionals: Cody and Sierra)
Cody is brushing his tongue to get rid of the taste of Sierra's thumb.
Cody: Ugh. Does she keep her thumbs in her armpits when we're not looking?
Sierra, for some reason, is holding her thumbs in her armpits.
Sierra: Cody is so into me.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: (German accent) (over PA) Velcome, my veinerschnitzels! In preparation for landing, please unbuckle your seatbelts and head to the cargo hold.
The teams do so but find nothing there.
Leshawna: Now what?
Suddenly the floor below them disappears with the contestants screaming for their lives, but then land in surprising soft snow. Alejandro tries to catch Leshawna, but he then gets buried in snow due to her weight.
Leshawna: Oh, thanks, Alejandro.
Alejandro: (Muffled) No problem.
Lindsay: Hi Darryl.
Tyler: It's me, Tyler! Season one, you and I were together!
Lindsay: You must have me confused with someone else. The only guy I was ever into on the show was Tyler, and he's never coming back.
Tyler then stares into space with wide eyes while Lindsay tries her best not to cry again as not have a repeat of last time.
[German music]
Chris: (whispering) Guten tag, und wilkommen in Deutschland. A.K.A. Germany. We're in avalanche territory, so you might wanna keep it down.
Lindsay: What?! There's a sale at the Khaki Barn?
She squeals loudly, but due to wanting not to die, Cody and Tyler cover her mouth.
Chris: (whispering) Welcome to today's musical challenge.
[soft musical ding]
Chris: (whispering) Avoid the song-alanche. To avoid a potentially fatal tumble down the mountain, and a suck-tacular climb back up, you better keep the singing nice and not loud.
Noah: (Whispering) (To Owen) Keep it down so I can win the loot!
Owen: (Whispering) Try I will, but I still gotta fart. No, toot!
Noah and Heather: Shh!
Heather: (Whispering) Toot on, but you're still out of luck.
You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: (Whispering) Wait 'til you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: (Whispering) I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you off the plane!
Alejandro: (Whispering) (To Leshawna) When you don't hold back and lead the pack,
Truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
Leshawna: (Whispering) Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies
And suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold...
Lindsay: (Whispering) Wait, something's itching in my brain...
Someone's back in the game!
My former flame!
And Tyler's your name!
You're Tyler just the same!
Oh Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back you came!
Tyler: You remember me? Ha! She remembers me! (loudly) Yes!
Everyone then gets buried under snow as Tyler caused an avalanche. Everyone except Owen and Lindsay glares at Tyler who the latter is still under snow.
Chris: (laughs) Awesome! Since you guys' pain brings me joy and the song were interrupted, I'll allow that some of you didn't sing.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Alejandro flirting with Leshawna? I would throw up, but he is not even worth the puke. Did you hear him back there? Even his singing is up to something. Ugh!
(Confessional: Off)
Lindsay then gets her head out of the snow and goes to her teammates happily who are walking along with everyone to the top of the mountain.
Lindsay: Great news guys, Tyler is back!
Leshawna: What? Mm-mm. Girl, no way.
Lindsay: Yeah, can you believe it, Leshawna?
Leshawna: No, I- Wait. What did you just say?
Lindsay: I said, "can you believe it, Leshawna?"
Leshawna: You remembered my name?
Lindsay: I... I guess I did...
Leshawna then hugs Lindsay.
Leshawna: Girlfriend, you got explaining to do.
Lindsay: It wasn't on purpose. I think I had memory block.
DJ: Maybe the avalanche fixed that block?
Lindsay: Maybe...
Owen: (panting) Huh? (sniffs) I smell... food.
He then discovers a bunch of meat and starts eating some of it.
Chris: Easy, tiger. Don't think of this as raw meat, think of it as raw building materials. Over fifteen hundred species of sausage call Germany home, hence the theme of our most efficient challenge yet...
Chef: Shut Up Und Stuff It!
Chris: Danke, Chef. Each team must make a giant German sausage by shoveling meat into the grinder. Push it down and grind the mixture out into an oversized sausage casing, all without losing a finger or toe.
Owen: What about thumbs, are they cool?
Heather: I'm sorry, sausages? This is the most disgusting challenge yet!
Chris: Count yourselves lucky you're not making hot dogs. No beaks, hooves, or butts in this meat pile. (DJ vomits) You'll have to shovel fast or risk getting stuck with an incomplete sausage, which will be a lot harder to ride down the hill.
Peaceful music plays as the camera pans to a nice hill with a rainbow and snowmen.
Chris: Uh, no. Not that hill. That's the spot.
Lightning cracks as a pretty scary and dangerous hill is shown.
Leshawna: Can we expect a reward at the end of this salmonella challenge?
Owen: Mm, salmonella.
Chris: Oh, there will be prizes for those who make it down the hill alive. And there will be punishment for one sorry loser on the last place team. Behold, der penalty-hosen.
Chef blows a big horn.
Chris: Go, go, go!
Leshawna: DJ, you shovel. Lindsay, you stuff. I'll do the grinding. Start believing the impossible babies, 'cause the pig is about to fly!
Lindsay starts stuffing the sausage but is grossed out.
Lindsay: Ew!
Courtney: Duncan, you grind! Heather, you shovel. Gwen and I will stuff. Sierra, try not to mess with Cody too much today.
Heather: Forget it! Shoving meat into the grinder is dangerous. I'm valuable. Who got us the win in New York?
Courtney: Ok we get it, but we wouldn't have gotten last anyway. Don't be so big headed.
Alejandro: Tyler, we need your strength on the grinder. Owen, stuff that casing like your life depends on it.
Owen: Aye aye, captain!
Alejandro: I'll do the shoveling. Noah and Trent, make sure Owen doesn't eat our meat.
Trent: Got it!
Heather gags at the grosses challenge yet.
Courtney: Um, less yakking, more packing.
Heather: Well, at least I'm doing something!
Sierra listens to Courtney as she has left Cody alone but uses some of the meat to make a meat replica of Cody.
DJ: That's it, keep cranking! Nearly there!
Courtney: This is a disaster. Thanks to Sierra, there's no meat left!
Heather: We could use Meat Cody.
Sierra loses her footing and loses "Meat Cody" down the hill.
Sierra: Meat Cody! No!
Courtney: Uh, or not.
Noah and Trent get distracted as Naoh makes a dirty joke which causes Trent to laugh.
Noah: (laughs) Cody's got a tiny sausage.
Cody: At least my team has a sausage.
Cody was right as Owen ate all the sausage when Trent and Noah weren't looking at him.
Owen: So spicy. (Burps)
Chris: Dude, that was raw meat. Not good.
Alejandro: (growls silently) I have an idea. We can ride Owen down the hill.
Courtney: No way! That's cheating! Forget it!
She accidentally smacks Cody in the face as she says that.
Chris: Owen is stuffed with meat. I say he's fit for sausage duty.
The Tigers hop on
Noah: All aboard Der Veiner Express!
With the only ones who actually have a sausage, Team Pyro get ready for their decent.
Leshawna: Whoo!
Chris: Forgot to mention, watch out for the rabid mountain goats! They're super deadly! Ha ha. We brought 'em in special.
Before the challenge started, Chris brought in two goats. One is a regular adult mountain goat, while the other is a baby goat. The baby goat looks harmless at first, but it ends up being carnivorous, attacking and eating the adult goat. The baby goat was about to attack Team Pyro.
Leshawna: Duck!
Lindsay was about to correct her, but then realized that she was telling her to duck. The goat almost gets them but misses by a hair. Literally. The goat bit off some of Leshawna's hair, but not enough to ruin it.
Courtney: Way to lose the challenge, Heather.
Heather: Ooh, I know! Jump on it! Do it!
Gwen: Well, we've already lost. Might as well look like bigger idiots.
They for some reason listen to Heather and the little meat they have looks like a long snowboard.
Heather: Perfect! Now come on, here's where we make our descent!
As there's nothing to support them, the Amazons don't last too long on their meat snowboard and make a giant snowball. Back with the Tigers, every time Owen says Al, he gets injured by the objects around.
Owen: (laughing) Great steering, Al! Ow! Oh, careful, Al! Ow! I'm okay, Al! Ow!
Heather: Whoa! Oof!
The Amazon snowball reaches the other teams, but luckily Team Pyro makes it to the finish line first before they get flattened.
Chris: Congrats on arriving first, Team Pyro. Ha ha ha. Way to use Owen's face as a brake pade, Alejandro.
Owen: Did we won?
Chris: On to part zwei of today's challenge. Competitors must learn and perform a traditional German dance on this very platform. The mats are rigged to deliver a hilarious and painful jolt every time one of you missteps or I need a laugh. Last team standing wins.
Leshawna: Where's the reward you promised?
Chris: Patience, mein flower. Team Pyro, first to arrive, first to get the reward.
Team Pyro's rewards for winning the first part are sturdy helmets.
Leshawna: Ugh. These weigh a ton.
Chris: Yes, they do. Team Tigers.
Team Tigers gets traditional German hats.
Lindsay: Ooh, those are all the rage in Paris!
Leshawna: Are you sure?
Lindsay: I was in prison there you know.
Chris: And in last place, Team Amazon.
Team Amazon get Swiss hats.
Sierra: Maybe it's reverse psychology. The losing team gets the best reward?
Chris: Whatever lets you sleep at night. Now, since Team Pyro is down by two, let's even it up. Amazon and Ferocious Tigers, three dance, two sit out. And Pyro, two dance, one sits out.
Lindsay: You guys are better at dancing than me.
DJ: Three against two? How is that fair?
Chris: You're kidding right? And which member of the losing team must wear Der Penalty-hosen?
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: Look, I'd do anything to keep Gwen from seeing me in a German bikini.
(Confessional: Off)
Cody: (to Sierra) Those hosen would look really... (gulp) hot on you.
Sierra: (gasps) Pick me! Me! Me! Me! Ho-ho, me!
Chris: Funny. I was gonna make you wear them. But now that you want to... Cody, congratulations.
Cody: No!
Alejandro then walks up to Heather and offers his hand.
Heather: What do you want?
Alejandro: May I have this dance?
Heather: Are you kidding me? Gross!
She then tightly grabs his wrist.
Alejandro: AH! Wait, my people have a saying! Burros muertos no hablan!
Heather: What?
Noah: Wait... Dead donkeys don't speak?
Chris: (Snicker) Alejandro Dead Donkey. (Laughs)
Alejandro: It's more poetic in Spanish...
Alejandro recollects himself and Chris resumes his challenge. For the Amazons, Cody, Heather, and Sierra dance. For the Tigers, Noah, Alejandro, and Owen dance. Leshawna and DJ dance for Pyro with each of them wearing their "rewards."
Noah: (laughs) How are the hosen treating ya?
Cody: It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie.
Chef interrupts their conversation by blowing a large horn.
Chef: That's German for shut up! Follow my lead and nobody gets hurt! Yet.
[German dance music]
Chef: Right knee up, left arm swings, thump, hop, slap your thighs, kick your butt, jump and clap!
Sierra: My grandparents are German. (giggles) Schnitzel! So, I'm like a tenth generation slap dancer! It's what kept me alive on the school playground. And probably why I didn't make any friends. But who needs friends when you have a Cody?!
(Confessional: Off)
Sierra: One, two, three, slap my knee.
My husband to be, his name is Cody!
Four, five, six, kick up sticks.
My heart won't tick without my Cody fix.
Seven, eight, nine, straighten your spine.
Spin to see Cody, looking so fine.
Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve.
Chicks want Cody, but his butt's mine!
Cody is horrified at the lyrics of the song. Heather sees Leshawna's dancing and snickers.
Alejandro: Ignore those who do not know fabulous dancing when they see it. Truly, you are fabulous. You mustn't hold back any longer!
Leshawna: You're right, candy apple! Clear the way! This dance train is leaving the station!
Alejandro: I'm disappointed, Heather. You're above petty teasing.
(Confessionals: Heather and Leshawna)
Heather: No, I'm not. Ugh! I would like to smack that arrogant jerk right in those-
Leshawna: Strong, sexy cheekbones. (scoffs) I know he's evil, but with his encouragement, I just went from Janet to Beyonce!
(Confessionals: Off)
Noah: What's with you and Leshawna? Giving the enemy a pep talk? Not cool.
Alejandro: Very perceptive, my brilliant teammate. I'm working an angle that'll benefit our team.
Noah looks at him skeptically.
Owen: I don't feel so h-h-h-h-hot.
Chris: Perfect time to test this baby out.
Owen then missteps which makes Chris press a button that electrocutes Owen.
Owen: Whoa! (burps) Oh, smells like cooked sausage, cool!
Heather: (To Leshawna) One girl to another, watch out for Alejandro. He is not who he seems.
Leshawna: Ha! You jealous he's paying attention to all this?
Heather: What? Ugh, I hate that guy! As if!
Heather then gets shocked which causes Leshawna to giggle.
Heather: I thought we were friends!
Leshawna: You frontin' me? You haven't talked to me in over a year.
(Confessional: Leshawna)
Leshawna: Ugh! I know I should listen, but when I stare into those eyes, I can't help it! Maybe that's why Bridgette said he was evil.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: It's challenge time. Last person standing on the platform wins the challenge for their team. This is gonna be fun.
The dance panels they are standing on are rigged with electrodes and if the contestants stop dancing, the electrodes will shock them. The goal is to knock the other contestant off the platform by slapping or kicking them while dancing.
The challenge begins, and Noah against Leshawna, Alejandro against Cody, Sierra against DJ, and Heather against Owen. Leshawna kicks Noah off the platform after she was slapped twice followed by electrocution by Chris and Chef. Cody is hesitant to slap Alejandro, but when he does so, he closes his eyes and misses, so Alejandro quickly slaps him back and knocks him off. Upon seeing this, Sierra yells out Cody's name and furiously kicks DJ off. Owen gets shocked when he stops moving because of his upset stomach, and the raw meat he had eaten gets fried in his stomach, causing him to vomit it in sausage form and then pass out, falling off of the platform.
The final round happens with Leshawna squaring off against Heather, with Alejandro against Sierra.
Courtney: Come on, Sierra! Don't burn out now!
DJ: Stay on the platform, Leshawna!
Leshawna: I'm not going anywhere!
Alejandro: (To Leshawna) That's it! Seize the day!
Heather: (To Alejandro) Ugh! She's not even on your team!
Heather smacks Leshawna, but this barely fazes her and makes her pissed off more than hurt.
Leshawna: Ow! I'm gonna seize the you! You've had this coming for three seasons!
Leshawna gets into a fight with Heather after the former knocked the latter off her platform. She then goes ahead to beat up Heather, leaving her face considerably bruised and knocking out one of her front teeth. The contestants that were hurt by Heather at some point cheer at this except Lindsay who her and DJ realize that they just lost the challenge.
When it comes down to Alejandro and Sierra, Alejandro tries to fend off Sierra, but she's too persistent and slaps Alejandro off, giving Team Amazon the victory. Chef then separates Leshawna and Heather.
Chris: Team Amazon wins again!
Sierra: We won?! Oh, I won?! I won! I won! WOOOOO!
Noah: Dude, seriously, what happened?
Alejandro looks at his teammates and sadly answers Noah question.
Alejandro: Heather sacrificed herself to distract me, and her brilliant plan worked. I'm most disappointed in myself...
Heather: (muffled) Oh yeah, I totally planned that. Ow...
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen: Guess Heather kinda helped us win. Can't think of a better way for her to take one for the team.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Team Amazon, fresh baked strudel awaits you in first class.
Gwen: Yes!
Heather: You're welcome!
Chris: Team Ferocious Tigers, once again, you're not winner, not total loser purgatory. Team Pyro, you're voting someone out again.
Team Pyro sadly look at each other as they realize that the trio will soon be a duo.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: There is no way Sierra could've knocked that rock-hard, walking prime rib of a- jerk face, off the platform. But why would Alejandro take a dive for me?
(Confessional: Off)
When the Amazons and The Tigers head onto the plane, Heather brings Alejandro alone. Noah notices it but dismisses it.
Heather: I think you took a dive back there and I wanna know why.
Alejandro: And I think you took one too many slaps to the head.
Heather: Ha! I know you're up to something!
Alejandro: Do you know how great you look with that missing tooth? It really brings out the anger in your eyes.
Heather: (Blushes) You... that is so... ugh!
She then storms off walking past Owen and Noah who the former is eating a big sausage.
Noah: Uh... tell me those aren't the same sausages you threw up.
Owen doesn't respond as he continues eating much to the disgust of Noah. A little later, Trio Pyro, soon to be Duo Pyro, walk outside to await judgement from each other.
Chris: Welcome back, Team Pyro... This place must feel like home to you huh? I have two barf bags full of the finest pretzels never to be handed out on commercial planes due to allergy induced lawsuits. Time to vote who gets them.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Pyro)
Each member is nervous as they know that 2 votes is all they need to be gone.
DJ: Oh no... What if they team against me?
Lindsay: I haven't been that useful in challenges...
Leshawna: I did throw the challenge, but Heather deserved it!
DJ: What if they vote me off just because I'm a boy?!
Lindsay: Ok... Don't panic.
Leshawna: Who is more likely to be eliminated...?
They then stamp a passport. Their votes aren't shown.
(Voting confessionals: Off)
Chris: Okay, the votes are in. Lindsay... (Lindsay gasps) You may or may not get a bag after I give the first one to DJ.
DJ breathes a sigh of relief.
Chris: Lindsay, the longer you stay here, the more likely the team loses as you contribute to their losses. Pretty good reason to send you packing. Leshawna, the longer you stay here, the less teeth remain in Heather's mouth. Pretty good reason to keep you here. So, the last bag goes to...
DJ looks at his friends wondering who'll be eliminated. Lindsay looks at Leshawna who looks back as they indicate that they're both equally nervous. They both wave goodbye to DJ who does the same.
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Chris: Lindsay!
He then throws the bag at her. Leshawna is shocked at the predicament. The trio walks into the plane. As it takes off, Leshawna says her last words.
Leshawna: But I-I-I'm fabulous. I seize the day! I made sure Heather got what she deserved.
Lindsay: You threw the challenge.
DJ can't look her in the eye.
DJ: Sorry...
Chris: And we're out of time! So long, farewell, auf weidersehen, goodnight!
From First class, the Amazons excluding Heather are watching the elimination.
Gwen: Oh wow.
Courtney: She did throw the challenge.
Duncan: At least she took Heather down with her.
As they were discussing elimination, Chris pushes Leshawna out the door while giving her a parachute. Leshawna manages to barely hold onto the door while almost out of the plane. Alejandro emerges from behind one of the nearby tiki statues and blows her a kiss with an evil smile. Leshawna realizes at that moment that Alejandro has tricked her throughout the episode.
Leshawna: You!
Alejandro then grabs her hand and pulls it off the door, sending her tumbling out of the Jet with a descending "no" coming from her.
Chris: Can Team Pyro really keep calling themselves that? Maybe they should change their name to Duo Pyro.
Lindsay and DJ: Aw...
Chris: Find out next time on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
Total Drama Would Tour Exclusive!
Leshawna is slowly falling as she has put on her parachute.
Leshawna: Alejandro! That handsome fool played me! Harold, baby, he didn't mean anything; I was so lost without you! And that nasty bad boy took advantage. I swear when I get my hands on his silky, smooth-
She then harshly lands back in the German Alps.
Leshawna: Here again?! Could this get any worse?!
She then eats her own words as soon after, the ferocious mountain goat from before appears and attacks her.
Ich hoffe, dir hat "Slap Slap Revolution" gefallen! (Clears throat) I mean, I hope you enjoyed "Slap Slap Revolution"! I couldn't leave out Heather being slapped. It was awesome. Although I agree that Leshawna was kinda robbed. 3 times in a row.
Votes: No need. It's pretty simple to figure out.
Ranking:
Leshawna 14th place
Izzy 15th place
Bridgette 16th place
Harold 17th Place
Ezekiel 18th Place (Last)
Leshawna. The best girl. The one with a "fabulous soul." Too bad Alejandro looks too good for her own good. I only disliked Leshawna when she didn't even try to help DJ with his curse. Rude. She ranks 11th place. I know that's a bit low, but I like a lot of Total Drama characters.