Jss2141: You almost killed me with that end reveal!
Me: Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry tho. Noah is gonna be fine. Although now he has a target on his back. The question is, can he survive the fury of Alejandro?
Puzzlefan: I will say thanks for not doing the feral Zeke plot
Me: You're welcome. I did it for the Zeke fans. I still wanted him to be the Ripper tho. Now I wrote myself in a wall with the Africa challenge.
kopsman124: I'm really sorry for nitpicking, but is the singing
really necessary?
Me: It's ok. I embrace nitpicking so I know some things to improve in the future.
In the show? Yes. In this what if? No, but I like coming up with lyrics.
Happy New Year! This was originally supposed to be released on Christmas Day, but my computer wasn't working for a while. So enjoy this late Christmas Present!
Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour... London, England. Home to royalty, history, and some extremely hard buses. Crunch! Here, Heather and Trent went through a painful growing period, we said a surprised and temporary hello to Duncan and an almost sad goodbye to Noah but was once again saved. We've got twelve competitors left and a million dollars on the line. Whose game is getting old and who's strong enough to grab the gold? Find out right now on Total. Drama. World Tour! Opa!
Chef: Aw, now that is just embarrassing.
[Theme song]
In economy, Team Tigers are sleeping until Owen has a nightmare.
Owen: Noah! Don't eat the poison stuff, it's poisonous! Ah!
He then wakes up to Alejandro glaring at him.
Owen: Oh... was I talking in my sleep? (Chuckles nervously) Sorry. I'll just... go away.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Trent and Al are super tight now, after all that time they spent stuck on the plane in London. They even almost voted Noah off. If he's gone, I think I might be next!
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Prepare yourselves for challenges of an amateur caliber. Because we're recreating the original Olympics. And we're heading to the birthplace of the Olympics right now, in...
Courtney: Greece!
Sierra: Atlantis?
Owen: Mount Olympics?
Chris: Wrong, fictional, and... what? We're going to Rome, Italy!
Owen: (gasps) Pizza party!
Alejandro: But Courtney is correct. The Olympics originated in Greece.
Chris: No. They origina-
Noah: Greece. They're right.
Chris: Interns! Everyone should probably hang on to something. Everyone except you.
He then points to an intern. Everyone except said intern holds on to something heavy. Chris gives the intern a parachute while the plane makes a 45 degree turn which causes the intern to fall out of the plan. As the plane goes back into its correct position, Chris addresses his other intern.
Chris: You might wanna find some info on Greece. Quickly. Greece it is. (Nervous laugh) Chef! Slight change of plans.
Sierra: Prepare yourself for battle!
Alejandro: Child's play. There's no way us athletes will lose an Olympic challenge to a team with no men.
Cody sighs at this insult.
Sierra: Hmph!
Heather: Hope you look good in silver. I'm great in gold.
Alejandro: I'll be happy to lend you one of ours. Since we'll have all of them.
Heather: Overconfident much? There's no way our girl power team is gonna lose to you.
Chris: Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece. Home to many of the very first Olympians, who, as my interns have informed me, competed naked.
Owen: (sighs) All right, time to drop the laundry.
Owen was about to remove his pants much to the shock of everyone.
Chris: No, no, no! That was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be a hundred percent accurate. Stay dressed. Very dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tie breaker. Today we're gonna do things a bit differently. Since Team Ferocious Tigers is one man short, and Team Amazon is an all-girl team.
Cody sighs again at this insult.
Chris: In order to make it fair, all of today's challenges will be one-on-one matches. Every victory gets you a gold medal. The team with the most golds wins first class tickets to our next destination. And second places wins silver medals and a brutal elimination ceremony.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: As a kid, I always fantasized about being an Olympian. Standing proudly on that podium with my head held high as I listen to the national anthem. (Voice breaking) How some other country, bringing home another silver for Canada.
He then wipes a tear from his eye.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Our first historic event is a Grecian scavenger hunt. The inside of the Odium of Pericles is filled with maze-like rows of huge columns. Players must search through this ancient forest of columns and return with the Grecian treasure that awaits you inside. First one to do so takes the gold. So, who's going in?
Gwen and Noah: Me.
Gwen, Alejandro, and DJ: What? Really?
Chris: Gwen versus Noah it is.
(Confessional: Noah, DJ, and Alejandro)
Noah: Yeah, I stepped up. Why? The first part of the challenge is usually the most dangerous part. Another way for me to get DJ on my side.
DJ: I never expected Noah to be this willing to participate. That's good since we need all the help we can get.
Alejandro: I need him gone. I should've listened to Trent, but I needed Izzy gone. And DJ isn't willing to listen. I need another way to eliminate him.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris gives Noah and Gwen two garbage can tops.
Gwen: Uh, why do we need these?
Chris: These authentic Spartan shields will help you in your treasure hunt. For the treasure you seek is tied to a Erymanthian boar.
Said boar roars in the background much to the shock of Noah.
Noah: Is it too late to quit now...?
Chris: Yep! At the sound of the Spartan battle horn, you will see death and live to tell the tale. Probably.
Chef then plays a kazoo much to the annoyance of Chris.
Chris: Ugh... that's the Spartan battle horn? For reals? Just go already! The rest of you, follow me.
Owen: We're not going to stay?
Chris: Nope. Time to flip channels. Just like the real Olympics.
Chris then brings the teams into the next challenge,
Chris: Pankration is an ancient Greek martial art with no rules. Last man standing wins the gold.
Courtney: As the strongest Amazon, I volunteer to fight for our team.
Cody: I'm pretty sure I'm the strongest.
Cody then flexes much to the hummer of Courtney.
Courtney: Ha ha, ha. As I was saying...
Sierra: Ugh! That's it! I volunteer to fight Courtney!
Chris: Um... I need someone from Team Ferocious Tigers to get involved here. Anyone?
Owen: Come on, Al, we can take them.
Alejandro: Actually, DJ should take my spot.
DJ: I don't think-
Owen: He is stronger than you, Al.
Alejandro eye twitches.
DJ: But I don't-
Owen: We got this, DJ!
DJ: But I-
Owen: (To Team Amazon) We're gonna destroy you! (warbles)
Chris: Sold! Into the ring with all of you!
Owen: My first Olympics. This is so cool.
Cody, Sierra, and Courtney wrestle against Owen and DJ. Cody charges at Owen but is quickly knocked out of the ring by Owen's large bulk.
Sierra: No!
Courtney: Yeah. I hope Gwen is doing better than we are.
We cut to Noah nervously walking and trying to spot the boar, but it sneaks up on him. Luckly Cody falls on top of the boar causing the boar to feel pain and run away.
Noah: Thanks, dude.
Noah helps Cody on his feet.
Cody: No prob. Even though I have no idea what happened...
Back to the fight, Sierra leglocks Owen for hurting Cody, while Courtney fights DJ.
Sierra: This is for hurting Cody!
Owen: Get off! (chokes)
Heather: That's it, Courtney. You show him who's boss. Go, Amazons, woohoo!
Alejandro: Come on, DJ, just pin her already!
DJ: I was trying to tell you! I don't wanna hurt a gir-
Courtney punches DJ in the face and roars at his defeat. Cody then arrives to save the day!
Cody: Never fear ladies, I'm back to save you.
Courtney: Just stay out of the way, pipsqueak!
Sierra hears this insult and gets mad.
Sierra: Pipsqueak? That's it! Rah!
Sierra frees Owen as she brawls with Courtney.
Alejandro: (To Heather) Your team is fierce. But shouldn't they be fighting us?
Courtney and Sierra now have each other in neck holds.
Sierra: Respect... (panting) my Cody!
Courtney: Same team.
Cody: Girls, girls.
Cody tries to calm them down, but Courtney then smacks Cody in the face.
Sierra: Cody! You'll pay for that!
They then tighten their grips on each other. Soon after, both pass out due to lack of oxygen. Owen comes along and steps on them in satisfaction.
Chris: That's two gold for the Tigers!
Courtney: Two?
Chris: Hey, it was supposed to be a one-on-one challenge, but you guys turned it into a team event.
Owen: Woohoo!
Chris: In a world where Owen can win an Olympic gold medal, do the Amazons really stand a chance? Find out when we come back on Total. Drama.
Owen and Chris: World Tour!
[Commercial Break]
We cut to Gwen walking backwards looking for the Boar.
Gwen: Here, boar, boar, boar!
She then bumps into Noah.
Gwen: What the?
Noah: Finally. Something that doesn't want to kill me.
Gwen: You saw the boar?
Noah: Yeah, but only for a few seconds.
Gwen: Better than nothing, I guess.
Noah: Well, I didn't get the medal, so yeah. At least I'm alive.
She then looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Gwen: Hey... Can I ask you something?
Noah: What's up?
[musical ding]
Chris: Time for a song. Please continue. This time with music.
Chef plays a mandolin while Noah and Gwen sing.
Gwen: I know what you did.
It's so cruel!
Noah: Excuse me?
I must be a fool!
Gwen: Why must we
Deal with another
Queen Beeeee?
Noah: Tell me what I did wrong?
Gwen: Apart from singing so wrong.
Noah: Hey!
I was almost gone!
I really feel like a pawn!
Owen: They have such great voice.
Sierra: I can't make out the lyrics.
Courtney: SPEAK UP!
Chris: Shush!
Gwen: Did you eliminate
Bridgette?
Noah: Wait what?!
Gwen: WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAR!
Noah: Ahh!
The Boar then attacks Noah.
Noah: The pain, the pain.
Too much to explain.
Gwen: Gotta stop what we're doing
'Cause this is just insane!
Noah: The boar bear's got me
And that's seriously lame.
The Boar tries to eat Noah, but it spits him out as Gwen hops on top of the Boar.
Gwen: Thanks, Mr. Boar Bear!
I guess I win this game!
Gwen grabs the gold medal from the Boar's neck and runs back to Courtney to high five her.
Courtney: Nice one, Gwen.
Gwen and Courtney: Yes!
Chris: Next event. Moving on!
Owen: What about Noah? Shouldn't we help him?
Chris: Chef'll do that. Moving on!
(Confessionals: Gwen, Noah, and Alejandro)
Gwen: I still wasn't sure since Noah never answered. I know Alejandro could be evil, but I can't question him with those eyes...
Noah: So Alejandro did eliminate Bridgette! But Gwen thinks it's me! Not good!
Alejandro: Interesting song...
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Welcome to the hurdles event. The ultimate test of speed and flexibility. Players must leap higher and higher over these hurdles while they race for the finish line. First one across wins the gold. Lindsay, Heather, Alejandro, and Trent. Who is going jumping?
Heather and Alejandro: I'll go.
They glare at each other.
Heather and Alejandro: No, seriously, I'll go!
They stare daggers at each other.
Chris: Mmmmm... Tension-ey.
Heather: Sorry, but I'm fast and flexible.
Owen: (To Alejandro) If we lose tonight, we're gonna vote out whoever didn't win a medal, right?
Alejandro smirks as he does a split and puts his hair into a ponytail with his shoes to prove how flexible he is.
Owen: Oh, yeah.
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen: No man should be that flexible!
(Confessional: Off)
Sierra: That should be Cody out there! In second grade, he competed in a hurdles event and won the coveted participation award!
Chris: The things you know frighten all of us. really, they do.
Heather and Alejandro get into position to start the race.
Chris: On your mark... get set...
(Blows airhorn)
Alejandro: Don't worry, you can borrow my medal if you ever need to look like a winner.
Owen: Ha ha! Gold, gold, gold, gold!
After the race starts, Alejandro starts to get too cocky, running backward and on his hands to show off even more.
Owen: Dude, come on, come on!
Alejandro: Relax my friends. Victory is at hand!
As he's not paying attention, he knocks his head on the last hurdle, allowing Heather to pass him and win the race.
Heather: Yes!
Alejandro: No!
Chris: A gold for the Amazons!
Sierra: Yeah! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
The teas besides Noah walk to the next area.
DJ: Noah still hasn't come back...
Chris: Noah will join us as soon as he can. You know, if he's still alive.
Owen: "If"? What does that mean?!
Chris: Can we focus on the game, please? It's time for the dreaded tiebreaker! Chef spent over one hour building two sets of wings out of wax and the feathers we found in the plane's engine. One member from each team must strap on the wings and take flight. All the way up there. Whoever snags the gold medal out of the sky wins the Olympics and first-class tickets for their team.
Owen: Uh... sounds kind of dangerous.
Chris: Not at all. As the only ones to not compete, Trent and Lindsay will have to go.
Trent then gulps.
(Confessional: Trent)
Trent: Remember on the Island where DJ shoved me off a 1,000 ft? And remember on the Film lot where I fell on a stump and definitly shattered something important? Yeah... I don't really like heights...
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: And since it's a tie breaker, before you two strap on your wings, please slip into these authentic Spartan battle costumes.
They do as they're told. Both return wearing red capes. Lindsay is wearing a red bra. Both have yellow skirts and are wearing flip flops. They then put on their wings.
Owen: This is gonna be a close one.
Chris: On your marks... Get set... Go!
They then start flapping their wings they seem to be even until Alejandro makes a discovery.
Alejandro: Their wings are molting!
Owen: Maybe it's seasonal?
As this goes on Noah returns to his team. Owen gives him a bone crushing hug. Back to flying, Lindsay almost makes it to the medal, but her wings gave out and she fell to the ground, passing Trent who manages to grab the medal.
Chris: Tigers win! And the losers are heading back to the elimination ceremony.
The Amazons groan as the plane lands near the team. Chef then gives the Tigers their first-class tickets while he gives the Amazons who didn't win a silver medal. Chris then points to the elimination room.
Heather: I thought-
Chris: Today is a special day. Elimination time!
As the Amazons walk to the Elimination room, Lindsay pulls Gwen and Courtney aside.
Lindsay: Ok. I'll make this quick. (To Courtney) You don't like me, and I don't like you. But I think we can both agree that we hate Heather more. Right?
Courtney: … Fine! I'll vote for Heather.
They then head inside the elimination room. For a split second, they see Heather whisper something in Sierra's ear. Much to the suspicion of Courtney.
Chris: So, here we are. Let's look at why. Lindsay lost the tie breaker, which is why we're all here. Cody volunteered in the ring and got TKO'd by a girl. Funny? Yes. But not helpful. Courtney and Sierra blew it in the ring, which forced the tie breaker, which is why you're all here. Plus, they both managed to knock each other out cold.
Courtney and Sierra glare at each other.
Chris: It seems like since Gwen and Heather got gold medals, they're the safest. Time to vote!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
Courtney, Gwen, Lindsay, and Heather quickly vote while Cody and Sierra take a few seconds. None of the votes are shown.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Wow. Well, your choice was clear. But today, the final choice is mine. And the Drop of Shame will be taken by...
Cody, Gwen, and Lindsay remain neutral. Heather is annoyed while Courtney and Sierra still glare at each other.
Chris: This intern!
He then pushes the intern that got the info on Grease off the plane. God thing he was holding the parachute.
Chris: That's right. I'm ignoring the vote. As if I'm gonna have a tiebreaker when the episode's about to end. Team Amazon stays as it is. For now. Who's going for the next drop? And how can we humiliate them? Find out right here on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive!
Chef then arrives in first class, handing everyone a phone.
Chef: You get one phone call.
Owen: Really!? Nice!
Owen then dials quickly. DJ does the same as they call-
Owen: Hi mom! Hi dad!
DJ: Momma!
Alejandro is annoyed, so he walks to the confessional. Noah wonders why, so he follows him.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: It was going to be a tie? Hmmm... There's no way. Everyone must've voted for Heather. So Heather is in an alliance. But with who? Most likely Sierra since she is very knowledgeable about the game. Cody should also be in the alliance. Since the other girls would never trust Heather. Now all I have to do is figure out my next move...
(Confessional: Off)
Noah is shocked at what Alejandro said.
Noah: (Whispers) Why would...
He then hears that Alejandro is about to leave, so Noah runs away. He looks around and sees that he's alone.
Noah: First Gwen accuses me of eliminating Bridgette and now Cody is in an alliance with Heather. I need to think of a plan...
Owen then walks to where Noah was, still on the phone.
Owen: ... and 2 peperoni's please! Love You! Bye!
And that is Greece's Pieces! Another Reward Challenge! Are we gonna have another another one!? Just wait and see!