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Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Greece. Hey, it was ruined before we got there. Here we learned that Alejandro may not be perfect unless perfection means being super klutzy. And we also learned that Sierra will do anything for Cody. I wonder who is saner between her and Izzy? In the end, the Amazons lost, but... no one went home. So everyone can marinade in awkward soup for at least one more challenge. Who's gonna get knocked out of orbit this week? Get ready to believe, right here on Total. Drama...
World Tour!
[Theme song]
In First Class, everyone except Owen and Trent were sleeping. The only ones awake were eating Breakfast until Trent notices that Owen's medal is ruined.
Trent: What happened to your medal?
Owen: Huh? Oh. Well, I ate the chocolate. So good. Then refilled it with peanuts, ate those. Refilled it with foam-packing peanuts, ate those, puked up a painful white cloud and didn't refill it. Ha ha.
Trent: Mine didn't have chocolate...
Owen: I scored 2 gold medals. Maybe that's why?
The camera then shows Chef's inflatable dummy sitting in the cockpit while the plane is on autopilot. Suddenly, two UFOs appear and shoot strange electricity beams at the plane, which causes it to waver in its flight.
Chris: Huh. Plane could use a tune-up.
Chef: Mhm.
Chris: Attention potential crash victims, please remain calm. (Over PA) Our autopilot is testing some equipment. Snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal.
Said snacks are a fruit bowl. Alejandro and Courtney take some while accidentally grabbing the same fruit. Courtney blushes at this while Alejandro smirks. Meanwhile, Owen isn't happy with said snacks.
Owen: You call these snacks? We're all gonna die!
He then decides to eat one anyway. Suddenly the lights went out. Then a fart is heard. Despite it being dark, the contestants glare at Owen.
Owen: The darkness as my witness, that was not me.
As the plane is falling downwards before landing, a zapping light moves it back to its position, making it land safely, but Owen is still screaming.
Alejandro: Three, two, one, and you're back. (snap)
Owen: We landed already? Huh. I'm so over my flying thing.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: My uncle Julio is a hypnotist. Manipulation runs in the family. And that wasn't the... only post-hypnotic suggestion I gave Owen. (Smirks)
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extra-terrestrial-est place in the world! Area 52!
Gwen: 52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is.
Noah: The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?
Chris: Nope. This really is Area 52. And that's Area 51 right there. We're just outside the border. Well, all of us except Cody.
Said Geek gets shocked with lasers.
Sierra: Cody!
Chris: Thanks for the laser show, colonel. It's good to have friends in Area 51 places. Now listen up, space cases. The 5-1 is the most tightly protected military base in the world. Which is why tonight's challenge is gonna be so much fun. For me. Part one, break into Area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded with elite black op soldiers, so if anyone does get all... exploded, their untimely but hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident. Part two, each team must find a genuine functioning alien artifact inside Area 51's infamous black box warehouse. The place is full of broken alien junk. You need to find something alien that still works. But be careful. The warehouse is loaded with booby traps. Part three, the winning team must bring their working artifact back to Area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination and do not get caught over there. Rumor has it trespassers get a memory wipe and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves or food. You have 'til dawn. Go!
Team Ferocious Tigers and Team Amazon reach their respective sides of Area 51 and form plans to get across.
Alejandro: Okay, we should split up and scout for points of entry. DJ's with me.
Noah: Guys! You gotta see this!
Owen: Wow.
Noah shows his team that he found the base protected by a electrical wired fence. A bunny walks on the field near the base and suddenly explodes much to the shock and sadness of DJ.
Owen: I'll be on the plane.
Noah: Hey, listen up. I have a plan.
Team Amazon finds the fence, too.
Heather: Ooh, some kind of security vegetable patch. Cody, get your clammy hands off of my leg.
Cody: I'm not touching your leg.
They all notice she has a Gila monster on her legs, making them run away while it is blown up by a mine.
Heather: Since when do lizards fly?
Gwen: Everyone freeze. We are on a mine field.
Back with the Tigers.
Noah: Throw the rock and run in the opposite direction. Now!
Everyone except Owen performs the task successfully. He steps on a mine and gets blown to the other side of the fence and into the base. He doesn't have time to celebrate as he gets sucked in a tube by the Black Ops.
Trent: Owen!
On the other hand, The Amazons aren't doing much better.
Gwen: Ugh, what are we gonna do?
Heather: We're wasting time. Someone do something.
[musical ding]
Gwen: Ugh, anything but that.
Chris then arrives with his jetpack.
Chris: Okay, I'll give you a choice! What would you rather do? Sing a song or tap dance in a mine field?
Chris almost gets hit with a laser
Chris: Whoa-ho-ho, okay. I'm out.
They scream as Heather starts the song.
Heather: Friendship killer!
I had it up to here
With this lovey dovey filler
Sure, it's endearing
But now it's just annoying-er
Courtney: Friendship Killer!
(To Heather) You're gonna get what's coming to you.
If it's the last thing I ever do-o-o.
Gwen: That's right.
Lindsay: That's right.
Gwen and Lindsay: That's right!
That's right!
Lindsay: Let's go a little back
You made me gone off the track.
Heather: And had a laugh attack when you cursed me out on stat!
Lindsay: All those times you made us smile
You used us all the while.
Sierra: Duh, it was so obvious.
Cody and Sierra: Friendship Killer!
Lindsay: You're not my new sister.
You're a pus-y, b[BLEEP]-y, nasty blister!
Gwen: Friendship Killer!
Gwen and Courtney: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Gwen, Courtney, Lindsay: If it's the last thing we ever do-o-o!
Cody gets an idea. He grabs some rocks near him and throws them. This allows him to clear the way for his teammates.
Gwen: You found a way out! Good Job!
Heather: Thank the dork while you run!
Both teams enter Area 51's secret warehouse at the same time.
Gwen: Wicked! We beat Ferocious Tigers here!
Alejandro: Think again, Goth Girl!
Heather blushes at this comment, but then realizes what she was doing and calms down.
Chris: Will our amateur alien hunters make it out of the mysterious black box with their butts intact? And where's Owen? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Commercial Break]
Trent: Someone or something stole Owen! Brought him in here somewhere.
Chris: (over speaker) Welcome to the black box warehouse. Finding a functioning alien artifact in here is gonna be a bit like finding a needle in a haystack. A haystack with a black op security system, which I set off when I hacked into this PA. My bad.
Alarm bells start ringing. This is everyone's cue to scatter and search for the win while not being taken by random strangers. Heather goes alone and doesn't find anything useful.
Heather: Great. More broken junk.
She searches a random box and finds a drone that flies away.
Heather: Ugh! Can't these boxes have labels?
Heather then finds a strange portal she sticks her finger inside and suddenly she finds that her upper body inside the portal.
Heather: Ah. Ah!
Lindsay then walks by. She smiles but thinks.
Lindsay: Hm, she is a pain. Ugh. Maybe I can get rid of Courtney instead...
Lindsay begrudging pulls Heather out of the portal. Heather has a horrified expression as she is covered with mysterious green liquid.
Heather: Ugh! Least the stupid thing is intact. Let's grab it and go!
They try to carry it, but it's too heavy and it falls over.
Lindsay: Oh no! Ah, better keep looking.
Heather: Are you trying to lose?
Lindsay: What? As if!
Lindsay walks away and ponders something.
Meanwhile with Noah, he is running away from some security guards until Alejandro kicks one in the back. The other guard mends the injured one. Both Noah and Alejandro flee to safety.
Noah: (Panting) Thanks...
Alejandro: No problem, but this is perfect timing. You see-
Noah: Cut the crap! I don't want to hear anything from you.
He then walks off, but Alejandro grabs his wrist.
Alejandro: Look. We both know that DJ isn't willing to vote with any of us.
Noah: So?
Alejandro: Vote off Owen with me and I'll let you pick who goes next.
Noah: And why would I believe you?
Alejandro puts up both of his hands.
Alejandro: I swear. I swear that no matter what, as long as that butter donkey is gone, I'll vote with you.
He then extends his hand to Noah.
Alejandro: Deal?
Noah looks at his hand with fear, deciding his next move.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Ok. Pros in voting off Owen. He's popular so I would lose if it's a vote. He's a big eater. Cons? I lose a reliable vote. Possibly. Hmm...
(Confessional: Off)
Meanwhile with Owen. He is sleeping in a room and a lounge chair.
Owen: (snoring) Huh? You're not gonna fatten me up to feed your race of probe-happy aliens! Are you?
Robotic Voice: Initiating G-7851 protocol. Large.
Owen: Oh no! The memory-wiper thingy! If I only remember one thing, please let it be nachos. With extra ja-lap-enos.
Owen screams inside the room. Trent just so happens to be nearby with Noah and Alejandro running by
Trent: It's gotta be Owen! Owen! We're here to save you, buddy! How do you open this?
Alejandro: Trent! There's no time! We need to find an artifact! It's not like one's just gonna fall out of the sky!
Trent tries to bang on the door to no avail. This causes a cube artifact to fall on his head and into Alejandro's hands.
Alejandro: Huh, I stand corrected. Now, let's hope it works.
Alejandro inspects the box which causes the releasing of a pair of aliens.
Trent: Wha! Aliens! Don't probe me!
One of the aliens smiles sweetly at Trent. Trent takes this a sign of peace, but Noah gasps.
Noah: Trent! Don't!
The alien gets ready to attack Trent with a sinister smile, but Noah leaps on and punches the alien who doesn't do anything. The alien attacks Noah and Trent.
Trent: AAAAAH!
Cody is shown to be searching alone. However, when he finds an alien pod, an alien Cody is created as a result much to the excitement of Sierra.
Sierra: (squeals) Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Two Codys! I'm confused! And excited. Ah!
She hugs both so tight, the alien Cody explodes, covering Sierra and Cody in slime.
Sierra: Okay, now I'm just confused.
Back to Team Tigers Alejandro deals with the aliens by punching them. This causes them to explode into a slimy mess.
Noah: Gross...
The room Owen was locked in opens. Owen is revealed to have green hair, white face paint, eye liner, and red lipstick.
Trent: Owen!
Owen: What? Oh no! The aliens stole my memory! And styled my hair!
Trent: And did you makeup.
Owen: Ah!
Chris and Chef laugh at Owen's fresh style.
Chris: Oh, oh, thanks again, colonel. I can see why that mullet is top secret!
Trent: I really don't think they stole your memory, Owen.
Owen: Oh, but they did, Trent! I can't even remember your name!
Noah: A little help here, please?
Owen: Or Noah's name, or Al's name, or Chris, or the Total Drama Plane, or mom's cheese cellar back home. Or any of u- Oh, oh, wait, never mind. I think I'm good. Uh, oh, how you doing, Al? Al? Al! Al?
Alejandro: Three, two, one, and ... revenge.
He then snaps his fingers. Suddenly, Owen gives himself a major wedgy and pulls his underwear on his head. Owen then does the running man.
Owen: (falsetto) Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
I don't care if I never come back
The alien that was chasing Noah is distracted by this, so Alejandro throws it at Owen's
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: (laughing) The Running Man? As much as I don't trust him, that was funny.
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro shows his team the cube.
Noah: One intact alien artifact. First class, here we come!
Owen: Take me out to the ball-
Alejandro: Three, two, one, and we're back!
Alejandro snaps his fingers.
Owen: Ah! Did we won?
Owen feels nauseous and falls unconscious.
Alejandro: Great! Now we've gotta carry him out!
Noah: I'll take the cube.
Alejandro: Let's go! Vaminos!
Gwen: Alejandro? Is that you?
The drone that Heather had before spills slime on top of Gwen. Gwen groans but then realizes that she could use it.
Gwen: Well, well. What have we here?
She then chases the out-of-control drone. Back with Heather,
Heather: Tell me you two found something.
Cody: I found a penny.
Heather: Ugh! So, we have nothing?!
Gwen: Nope! One working alien artifact, totally intact! Ta-da!
She then steps on some boxes that are staircase style and catches the drone.
Heather: Nice! Let's go!
Back with the Tigers.
Owen: Smells like... burnt rock.
Suddenly Noah steps on a land mine which causes him to leap into first place.
Noah: (muffled) Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?
The bruised Noah can't hand Chris the win, so the Tigers must quickly catch up, but with Owen knocked out, it'll be hard.
Chris: Tick tock!
Alejandro: Faster!
Gwen: Ah! The guys beat us?
Since the guys have a lead on the Amazons, Heather gets an idea. She then kicks Gwen which causes her to trip and let go of the drone. The drone lands on Noah and flies in Chris's face much to his annoyance.
Chris: (Groan) And the Amazons win again!
The Amazons cheer as the Tigers groan. The Amazons head in the plane as they grab their first-class tickets. The Tigers watch as the elimination ceremony gets set up.
Chris: Team Ferocious Tigers, not a lot of teamwork going on tonight. Owen, wasting time on a new hairdo? Not cool. Alejandro. Making deals before helping your teammates? Wow. Anyway, time to vote!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Ferocious Tigers)
Alejandro and Trent quickly vote. Noah, Owen, and DJ aren't so quick. Only Owen's vote is shown as he votes for Alejandro.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Well then. I guess you all are happy with your choice. Today's vote was a close one. The only ones safe are DJ and Trent.
Both catch their pretzel bags.
Chris: Which leaves mischievous Al, Bookworm Noah, and loveable Owen. And the last two bags go to...
Noah doesn't look happy. Owen looks nervous. Alejandro is neutral.
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Chris: Alejandro and NOAH!
Owen: What?! How?!
Alejandro smirks as another one bites the dust. The Tigers head inside the plane. The plane takes off.
Owen: Oh... Ok... Well... I'll miss you guys.
Chris hands Owen his parachute.
Trent: See you, man.
Noah waves at him sadly.
Alejandro: I am weeping. On the inside.
Owen: You can't do it on the outside, Al? I'd like that. Al? Al? Al?
Alejandro looks like he's ready to kill Owen, but Owen sadly turns around and jumps out of the plane, but he gets stuck in the doorway.
Owen: Uh... A little help?
Alejandro kicks Owen which causes Owen to fart in his face.
Chris: If you think that was sad, just wait and see what happens next! Find out what right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive!
Owen is slowly falling in the night sky with his parachute.
Owen: Well, not the best run. I didn't even make it to the merge. And I didn't get to help Izzy... Hopefully she still isn't mad about the flying thing... Hopefully Noah can avenge me. I still wish I could find out how I was eliminated...
His thoughts are interrupted by an alien.
Owen: You think only one of you is gonna scare me?
Then some more aliens appear.
Owen: Well... That does...
Owen's screams fades as the scream turns black.
And that was The EX-Files! Since no one was mad at Gwen and Duncan, I had to find a way to keep it interesting. So now we have Friendship Killer! Instead of a "I hate Gwen" song, it's a "Heather is a b[Bleep] song!" Yay! Also, if you're confused with the lyrics, "Gone off the track" is a reference to That's Off the Chain! "All those times you made us smile You used us all the while." That references the times Heather used Lindsay and Beth. Who's the next to go? Will the current alliances hold up with the merge so close? Find out next time!
Votes:
Alejandro- Voted for Owen
DJ- Didn't Vote
Noah- Voted for Owen
Owen- Voted for Alejandro
Trent- Voted for Noah
(2 Owen) (1 Alejandro and Noah)
Ranking:
Owen 11th place
Tyler 12th place
Duncan 13th place
Leshawna 14th place
Izzy 15th place
Bridgette 16th place
Harold 17th Place
Ezekiel 18th Place (Last)
Poor Owen. Always been my fav, but it was his time to go. I was originally thinking of eliminating Noah, but I think this option is interesting. Even tho he's my fav, he's not my fav in WT. Here he rests on 7th place in World Tour. Sadly wasn't my fav of the season, but he's definitely up there.