Jss2141: I pray Owen wasn't eaten by aliens.
Me: Don't worry. He wasn't. Anything Owen takes, he can recover from.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Area 51. Plucked from space to zap your face! Here, our competitors got into a shocking situation. And Noah wasn't the only one. Psh, you call those lasers? And that's no dentist chair. You didn't think Owen would actually go to a dentist, did you? In the end, Owen got the shove and Alejandro was once again the cause. Who's going to blunder in the land down under? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme song]
The winners are enjoying first class, but only Cody and Sierra are happy. Cody is eating. Sierra is updating her blogs. Gwen is relaxing. Heather is getting a massage. Courtney is reading.
Cody: Mm, mm! The chocolate chips are still gooey! Mm, first class rocks!
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: I am so ready to push either Heather or Courtney out the door at thirty thousand feet. But I don't know which to pick. Both are annoying and a threat. Cody and Heather could be against Courtney, but Gwen and Courtney are against Heather. It'll take at least four votes to do the job right. Hmm...
(Confessional: Off)
Lindsay was about to leave the confessional when Heather walks by. Lindsay pulls her inside.
(Confessional: Lindsay with Heather)
Heather: Hey!
Lindsay: Okay, we vote out Courtney next, agreed?
Heather: Not if you're gonna try and make us lose on purpose again.
Lindsay: I did no such thing. But on the off chance our winning streak does end, I want a guarantee that Courtney is gone. Okay?
Heather: Sure. If you give me a guarantee you won't vote me off instead.
Lindsay: Deal!
Lindsay leaves the confessional. Heather shows that her fingers were crossed.
Heather: Of course, my fingers were crossed. I have a different target on my mind.
(Confessional: Off)
As Lindsay was talking with Heather, Courtney and Gwen were chatting
Gwen: If I can get Cody on side, the four of us can vote out Heather.
Courtney: Yeah, but he voted for Duncan. He has to be associated with Heather.
Gwen: We need to get him on our side!
In this moment, Heather walks in, but the two girls don't notice.
Courtney: I think the key to getting Cody is with you.
Gwen: Really? But I don't want to take advantage. Also, I don't want to deal with Sierra.
Courtney: We don't have a choice. It's either Heather or one of us.
Gwen: (Mumbles) Probably you...
Courtney: Huh?
Gwen: Uh... Nothing!
Courtney: But if it doesn't work, we could just throw the challenge.
Gwen: Really?
Courtney: Just in case. We need to get rid of Heather now.
Heather smirks hearing this.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Do I feel bad for voting off Owen? Of course, I do, but Alejandro was genuine. I saw the desperation in his eyes. I still feel bad though, but I had to make the right choice.
He then looks at the camera. A tear falls down his face.
Noah: I'm sorry, Owen...
(Confessional: Off)
In loser class with the losers.
Alejandro: Ugh, loser class again? Pathetic. Men, we must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory. The Amazons are only powerful because they have both Courtney and Heather. We need to break them apart. But how?
Trent: I got it! Act like you're crushing on Heather, and she'll go home. Same as Bridgette and Leshawna!
Noah looks at Alejandro suspiciously.
Alejandro: Uh, yes. I was truly fond of both. Sadly, fate was against us. I suppose I could attempt a false seduction, but it goes against the gentleman's code.
Noah: There's a code for that stuff?
Alejandro: And if I seduce Heather, Courtney will remain unaffected. If only we could weaken both at once.
Noah: Pff, easy. Heather's kinda into you, right? So, seduce Courtney.
Alejandro: Of course! If I flirt with Courtney, it will distract both of them from the game at hand, and one will surely vote the other out. Brilliant idea, Noah.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: (laughs) This could not be more perfect. If Alejandro fails, it's a reason to vote him off. Guy succeeds and either Courtney or Heather's a goner. That's some win-win action right there.
(Confessional: Off)
As Noah leaves the confessional, Heather and Cody walk by. Intrigued, Noah follows them. Heather leads Cody to a storage room and closes the door. Noah puts his ear to the door.
Heather: Look. I know that plan was to vote Courtney, but we need to shift gears.
Cody: I don't mind voting for Lindsay. I know how much yo-
Heather: Not Lindsay.
Cody: Are we betraying Si-
Heather: Not Sierra!
Cody: Wait... GWEN?!
Heather: Sush! Keep it down! And you have to understand that Gwen doesn't love you and never will!
Cody: Of course, she does! She can't resist the Cod-
Heather: Gwen is just using you!
Cody: Whaaaaat? Nah! She would never... Right...?
Heather: It's true. I overheard her and Courtney planning to use your feelings to help her.
Cody: No! I don't believe it. She would never...
Heather: Never use someone? Like Duncan?
Cody: But they're just friends.
Heather: That's what Courtney said too. And remember what happened last season?
Cody: Yeah, but-
Heather: Remember season one? She voted for you too. I didn't. You're letting your feelings throw you off your game.
Cody ponders this. Could Gwen really be using her? Or is Heather lying just to use him. Heather is pretty untrustworthy after all, but there's no time to dwell-
Chris: (over PA) All competitors, please move to the common area to prep for landing.
Noah hears this and walks away.
Noah: This can only end badly.
Alejandro: Courtney, we need to talk.
Courtney: Um, whatever Noah said about me, it isn't true.
Alejandro: Believe me. I never listen to a word he says. In fact, (whispering) I tried to vote him off.
Courtney: Really?
Alejandro: Any man who cannot perceive your true worth is a fool. What I wouldn't give for a chance to, uh... no. Forgive me. I have said too much.
Alejandro walks away in "shame" much to the shock of Courtney.
Noah: Hook, line, and sinker.
Heather: (To Courtney) You all, right?
Courtney: Never better.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Al and Courtney? No chance. He's up to something.
Heather then looks away from the camera in sadness.
(Confessional: Off)
The plane lands. The contestants get off. With Owen gone, there isn't much enthusiasm in the atmosphere.
Chris: (Australian accent) G'day, mate. And welcome to Australia. (normal) I call today's challenge "The Marathon of Death". Part one is an emu race all the way into the Blue Mountains. I'm not saying the trip will be dangerous exactly, but with venomous snakes, killer scorpions, and the very real possibility of sunstroke, I hope you all have your affairs in order. Whoever reaches majestic Hanging Rock first will earn a distinct advantage in the second half of the challenge. And yes, I said emu. Bring 'em in, boys!
Some interns bring out some Emus
Chris: No saddles. After all, it's supposed to be a challenge. Now, go!
The contestants are having trouble grabbing one.
Courtney: (grunts) (acting) Oh no! Ugh! This is tricky! Uh! Oh, I'll never catch one!
Alejandro arrives and hands Courtney an emu.
Alejandro: Allow me to be of assistance. Oh, forgive me. I know you don't need my help. You need nothing.
Courtney: Well, uh, I wouldn't say that.
Alejandro: Really? Well then, I hope I can be of use.
Gwen the walks over to Cody holding two emus.
Cody: Woah. How did you grab them so fast?
Gwen: Not sure. Maybe they just like the smell of me. Sound familiar?
Cody gulps as he expects a punch in the kiwis, but nothing happens. Gwen gives Cody an emu.
Gwen: Here. Sorry for being so cold to you on Total Drama.
Cody: Eh. I'm used to it.
Gwen doesn't look happy, but she wants to beat Heather, so she kisses him on the cheek. Cody is madly blushing. Gwen giggles as she rids off. Courtney then rides off much to her annoyance.
Courtney: Whoa! (hushed) Whoa. Take your time, little fella. Pace yourself.
Noah tries to grab an Emu, but they don't listen to him.
Heather: Looking good, Noah.
Noah: What? Hey, come back here!
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Heather's a masterful adversary indeed. She's never used flirtation before. But that could not have been true passion in her eyes. Could it?
(Confessional: Off)
Gwen: What's with Heather? She's acting like she just realized you're alive.
Noah: Who knows? She's probably just plotting to kill me.
Alejandro: Come, Noah! Show the emu that you're the boss!
It takes a while, but the emu gets tired of running away and Noah hops on. Too bad the emu is too tired to move.
Noah: Come on! Wake up!
Heather: (To Courtney) Come on, pick up the pace.
Courtney: It's not me. It's the emu.
Heather: It has a brain the size of a walnut. Take charge!
Courtney: So, can I ask you something? Just between us. Are you and Alejandro a... you know, thing?
Heather: What? No! Ugh, he wishes.
Courtney: Oh. Okay then. Perfect.
Alejandro: Hola, Courtney. Your emu is the luckiest creature on Earth. It has the privilege of carrying you. See you at the top!
Heather glares at Alejandro.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Next time the Amazons lose, Courtney is gone. And not for making goo-goo eyes at Alejandro, as if I care about that. You saw the way she was riding her emu. She is purposefully trying to lose! UGH!
(Confessional: Off)
Meanwhile with Chris and Chef. Two hours have passed so they're playing cards.
Chris: Think the scorpions got 'em?
Chef: Five for one, it's dingoes.
Alejandro is the first to arrive.
Chris: Finally.
Everyone else except Noah and Sierra arrive.
Heather: I hate you so much right now.
Alejandro: I knew the view would be beautiful.
Courtney: Ooh, hoo-hoo. You're good.
The emu caring Courtney vomits.
Noah then arrives bruised up and a lack of an emu.
Gwen: What happened to you?
Noah: Nothing I will ever admit to.
Trent's emu pecks his head.
Trent: Stupid... ow!
Chris: And Team Tigers takes the lead!
Heather: Ah! Where is she!?
Courtney: I'm assuming we can't go back for her?
Chris: Bingo, dingo! You'll just have to sit tight and wait for her to arrive. Team Amazon, get ready to buckle up and take a long walk up a short cliff. What exactly are they jumping into? (accent) Find out when we boomerang back (normal) on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Commercial Break]
Chris: Okay, teams. Get ready to look death in the face and live to tell the tale. Or not. You know, I'm easy. The challenge, part two. Teams must take turns bungee jumping off Hanging Rock and plummeting to the bottom. Far, far, far below to try and grab one of Australia's finest sheep. Three of those sheep have Team Tigers logos tattooed on their side. Another three have Team Amazon logos under their wool, not too far from their lethal jaws.
Cody: Did he say lethal?
Chris: First team to catch and shear one of their own sheep wins first class tickets to Nextville and the losers head to Elimination town. As the last to arrive, Team Amazons gets a pair of gardening shears. And as the first team to arrive, Team Tigers gets this advantage. Battery operated sheep shears.
[shears buzz]
Alejandro: Yeah!
Trent: Yes!
In this moment, Sierra arrives much to the joy of her teammates.
Chris: Time's a wastin'. Team Amazon, you're up!
Courtney: Here goes.
She jumps down but isn't able to grab a sheep.
Courtney: Whoa! Ugh!
Courtney: Uh... that is so wrong!
Gwen goes and grabs a cactus.
Gwen: (Screams) Are you kidding me?!
Cody jumps and grabs a sheep.
Cody: The Code-man delivers! You can call me the wolf! Gah!
Heather: Quick, start shearing!
[musical ding]
Team Amazon: Aw...
Chris: How 'bout a song to make things go faster? Hit it!
The Amazons are on stage performing. Cody is on drums. Courtney is on Base. Gwen is on electric guitar. Sierra and Lindsay are backup singers. Heather is the lead singer. Her mic is a razer. The Tigers are in the audience with only Noah enjoying the performance.
Heather: Shearing sheep, don't be a creep.
It's the only way we'll fly first, peeps.
Win the game, don't be so lame.
(To Courtney) Try to lose this and your face I'll maim!
Courtney: Shear the sheep and with a smile.
Make yourself a giant woolly, woolly, woolly pile.
(To Heather) You had your chance and you turned him down.
So don't be giving me no cranky frowns!
Heather, Sierra, and Lindsay: We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
Heather: Shearing sheep instead of you
Only 'cause you don't have any tattoos
I'll find the logo, we'll win again
And I'll be here until the bitter end!
Team Amazon: We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing
YEAH!
Cody ends the song with a drum solo with the only applause coming from Noah and DJ.
Alejandro: Courtney's coming along, but I still don't have her trust.
Noah: No problem, just follow my lead.
Noah then shouts loud enough for the Amazons to hear.
Noah: But that doesn't make sense. Why go after-
Alejandro: She is a free woman! And I cannot help the way I feel about her!
Noah: Well, figure it out or we're gonna lose!
The Amazons shear a sheep and find nothing.
Heather: Ugh! No logo!
Sierra: This one's for Cody!
Sierra jumps down… buuuuut she didn't put on a harness.
Chris: Medic!
Some medical interns arrive and save the sheep that Sierra injured. They also come back to get Sierra. Heather jumps down with a harness and grabs a sheep.
Heather: Got one! Start shearing!
Gwen: I'm on it!
Alejandro: I've been thinking about the future.
Courtney: You have?
Alejandro: Yes. Tomorrow, and the day after, and even the day after that.
Courtney: I'm aware of what the future is.
Alejandro: Not when it comes to me.
Courtney blushes at this comment.
Gwen: No logo!
Heather: (growls) Ugh!
Heather then jumps again.
Cody: Need a shoulder? I've got two.
Gwen: Maybe you're right... Courtney can be real bossy... And annoying...
Cody: I know, I know. What can I do to make you feel better?
Heather grabs a sheep, but it falls out of her hands.
Heather: Stand still you stupid fluffball!
Gwen: Can you help me this time?
Cody: Anything for you, babe.
(Confessionals: Gwen and Cody)
Gwen: I've got Lindsay, Courtney, and Cody. Heather is toast!
Cody: Maybe Heather is right... Have I been letting my feelings for Gwen throw me off my game?
(Confessionals: Off)
Courtney: (sighs) Oh, Alejandro.
Alejandro: Allow me to be of assistance.
Courtney: No, you can't help me win. I couldn't bear it. I won't allow it.
Alejandro: If I do not help, you are sure to lose.
Courtney: Yeah, okay, look, this is dreamy and all, but losing is kinda what I'm going for. So, we can finally get rid of Heather.
Alejandro: It would be my honor to help you achieve that noble goal.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: She trusts me, and she wants to lose!? It is a thrilling combination. What a woman.
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro: Victory at last! Behold!
Chris: Team Tigers wins!
DJ: Woohoo!
Alejandro: Yes!
Courtney looks at Alejandro and points at Heather while making a cutting motion through her neck.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: This is good! The biggest threat to the Amazons is going home! And Courtney is next!
He then looks a little sad at the thought.
(Confessional: Off)
The teams head inside of the plane. The Tigers take their long-awaited first-class tickets. The Amazons take their seats awating judgment from there teammates.
Gwen: So...?
Cody: Definitely.
Gwen: We're talking about the same thing, right?
Cory: Yes. Voting off Heather, babe. Definitely.
Gwen: Just checking.
Chris: It's been a tough day for many of you. But one of you is about to have the worst day of all. Sierra, last to arrive, first to get injured. Courtney, slow with the emu, quick with the flirting. And Heather, not your most focused performance. Let the voting begin! Cody! You're up first!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
Cody then looks at his options: Heather and Gwen. He isn't sure who to vote for. His vote isn't shown.
Courtney quickly votes for Heather.
Gwen swiftly votes for Heather.
Heather crosses her fingers and votes for Gwen.
Lindsay looks at her options: Heather and Courtney. Both major threats, but which one is the greater threat? And if she votes for Courtney, would Heather listen to her?
Sierra votes for Gwen, but it's hard to with her injured arm.
(Voting Confessions: Off)
Chris: Let's do something special this time. I'm reading off the votes. Okay, one vote for Heather. One for Gwen. A second for Heather. A second for Gwen. A third for Heather!
Heather gulps at hearing her name a third time.
Chris: And the last vote is for...
Both Heather and Gwen are nervous. Did Cody listen to Heather and vote for his crush, or did Cody betray Heather's alliance?
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Chris: Gwen! It's a tie!
Gwen, Courtney, and Lindsay: No!
Cody tries not to look at Gwen. Chris tosses a pretzel bag at Cody's face. He throws the other bags at everyone else except the lady tie-rs.
Chris: My favorite cop show is on via satellite in ten, so let's make this tiebreaker snappy. Chef? You each have to feed a hungry baby koala bear.
Heather: What's the catch?
Chris: Unlike human babies, koalas eat 2.5 pounds of eucalyptus leaves a day. And these guys haven't eaten in a week, so they're nice and peckish.
Gwen: But I'm allergic to eucalyptus!
Chris: Rough. Plus, you have to do this without your hands!
Gwen: Oh no. (sneezes)
Chris: First bowl empty, wins! And go!
Heather: Ow, ow, ow!
Gwen: (sneezes) Oh, watch it!
Due to Gwen's eucalyptus allergy Gwen loses by a hair and has to take the Drop of Shame.
Heather: Yes, I win!
They then head inside the plane. As it takes off, Chris gives Gwen a parachute.
Chris: Gwen, eleven o'clock. Exit's right behind you.
Gwen: Thanks. Suck it, Heather. In your... (descending scream) Face!
Heather: Yes!
Chris: If you think that was fun, you're gonna love what I do to these guys next time right here on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
And that was Picnic at Hanging Jumpers! Shocking end, right? Cody actually voted against Gwen. Heather's alliance growing stronger. Rough. Also, the original plan was to have a double elimination, but Heather's journey doesn't end yet.
Votes:
Cody- Voted for Gwen
Courtney- Voted for Heather
Gwen- Voted for Heather
Heather- Voted for Gwen
Lindsay- Voted for Heather
Sierra- Voted for Gwen
(3 Gwen and Heather)
Gwen is definitely an icon. She actually acknowledges the smartness of the challenges like saying how Chef being in charge is a little bit impressive. I feel a little bad eliminating her, but it had to be done. She ranks in 5th place. Just two ranks under her ex in the original.