kopsman124: Why did you have to get rid of poor Owen?! To me, he's practically the spirit of "Total Drama."
Me: I know. It hurts me too, but you gotta realize how much Alejandro hates Owen and loves opportunity. It was either Owen or a tiebreaker challenge.
Guest: Yeah Heather isn't wrong that they were just using Cody. So I can't blame him at all. Sooner or later she and Courtney would have eliminated him like they did a few chapters ago. I don't fault him at all for this. Heather can't be trusted too much but for now he is making the right choice.
Me: Yep, but how will this choice affect him?
Guest: Why did you make Courtney flirt with Alejandro? Isn't she still with Duncan? I remember in the beginning of the story where she didn't flirt with him because she was dating Duncan. Not complaining though just curious
Me: Because Duncan was gone for a while now. She basically forgets about him when she stares at Alejandro long enough. He does have that effect on people. Also, yes Alejandro flirted with Courtney in the beginning. Although she wasn't blushing, she was stunned.
I forgot about Gwen's Drop of shame. My bad.
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive!
Gwen with allergy face and all is slowly falling to the ground.
Gwen: No fair! Come on, elimination by allergy? Not cool. The next time I see Heather, I'm gonna-
She struggles to speak with her allergy. She then lands on the ground.
Gwen: Now what? Hello? Who's there?
A kangaroo that has a Noah shape head on his fist hops near Gwen.
Gwen: Oh. Hey, kangaroo.
The kangaroo kicks Gwen off screen as the screen goes black.
It was the night after the elimination ceremony
Where all it not well
As our iconic host
Has a recap to tell.
Chris: Previously on World Tour
Where the last episode was set.
Australia! So exciting!
People losing is what I'd bet!
The losers where the Amazons
With Gwen taking the fall.
Her #1 stocker
Voted her out with a stall.
Alejandro had a plan
To throw of his crush
By flirting with Courtney
Who did nothing but blush.
The Tigers win again
When only nine remain
What's gonna happen?
And who's winning this game?
Chef: Why are you speaking in rhymes?
It makes no sense.
Chris: Because my friend
It's where we're going next!
(Chef: That doesn't rhyme.)
Chris: And where is that?
Well, it's not gonna be a bore!
As we see it on
Total Drama! World Tour!
[Theme song]
In economy, Heather isn't happy as Courtney is flirting with Alejandro. Lindsay is sleeping. Sierra is updating her blog. Cody... has seen better days.
Sierra: (sighs) Isn't today just the best?
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: Gwen's gone! I van-crushed my foe. Just like my avatar in Third Life. A drone warrior elf with level thirty-five sword skills and level sixty-two massage. Heh. Now that she's gone, Cody can find his true love. Moi! He's already forgotten Gwen. (scoffs) I can feel it.
(Confessional: Off)
She is wrong as Cody hasn't shown any joy since the elimination ceremony. Courtney and Alejandro are chatting it up much to the annoyance of Heather.
Courtney: (giggles) Oh... I bet you say that to every pretty competitor.
Alejandro: Ah, but you are the only pretty competitor here.
Heather: (fake coughs) Ugly.
Courtney: I wish I was up there. The air back here is just so stale and annoying. (Glares at Heather)
Alejandro: Perhaps I can make your journey a little sweeter. (Kisses her hand) Wait here.
Courtney: Aw, thanks, you.
She boops his nose as he takes his leave.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Ugh! Back in loser class again thanks to Courtney. She's going down next time! She shouldn't' be flirting with Alejandro. She's just trying to mess with me, and him, fawning all over... ugh... Courtney.
(Confessional: Off)
Courtney: Chocolate chip? (gasps) My favorite!
Alejandro: My mother always said, "The way to woman's heart is a long road. But shortcuts are made of chocolate."
(Confessional: Alejandro
Courtney would normally be a much greater challenge. But being dumped by Duncan has completely thrown her. Now I need only give her a cookie to secure her trust. This is what I will do with that trust.
He breaks a cookie in pieces.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather is pointing at her butt trying to get the attention of Alejandro and Courtney.
Heather: Oh no. Did I just sit in some gum?
Sierra: Eh, no.
Heather: I think I sat in gum. Oh no!
Sierra: Uh, nope. You're all good.
Heather glares at Courtney.
Heather: Someone look at my booty, it's-
Sierra: Totally clean! Wow. Obsess much?
Heather was about to retort, but then the plane started shaking. Then stopes. Meaning they have arrived at their next destination. Chef pushes them off the plane.
Chris: Farväl till Sverige!
Noah: Yeah! It was nice being here fore 2 seconds! Let's leave!
Chris: What?
Alejandro: You said, "Farewell to Sweden."
Chris: (Mumbles) Stupid free online translator! Anyway, (Sweden accent) Welcome to Sweden!
Heather: Where are those jackets you ordered for us in the Yukon?
Chris: Um, I worked pretty hard on that accent. It would've been nice if somebody commented.
Trent: Dude, it's freezing out here.
Chris: Sweden? Hello! Ugh. Ingrates.
Chris then leaves.
Courtney: For now, we should (looks at Alejandro) huddle for warmth.
Alejandro: I shall offer my Latin warmth. (whispers) Let's make Heather crazy.
Courtney: Thanks. Ale-hunk-dro.
Heather filled with jealousy, huddles with Noah
Heather: Mind helping me stay warm?
Noah: Hey, I kinda do, yeah!
Noah pushes her aside.
Noah: I would rather freeze then huddle with you.
Chris: The jackets are here!
He then gives everyone except the Amazons apart from Lindsay and Cody a jacket.
Heather: Un, hello!
Courtney: What about us!
Chris: Remember back at Yukon? Your team was prepared.
Courtney: Then how come Cody gets one?
Cody then falls headfirst in the snow.
Chris: Yeah… Anyway, before you are a mysterious pile of I-build-a tools and pieces. Your first challenge is to use Allen keys, wooden sledgehammers, and your wits to turn your piles into whatever they're supposed to be when properly assembled.
Alejandro: This will be a piece of pie.
Chris: Sadly, the assembly instructions were accidentally shredded when they were put through a shredder. Any who, first team to correctly assemble their whatchahoosit will earn a big advantage in part two of the challenge. So... go!
They then get to work.
Courtney: We should lay out the pieces and try to figure out what we're building.
Heather: Is that how you plan on slowing us down this time?
Heather ignores her plan and grabs a piece, but then is in a tug of war match with Courtney.
Courtney: Stop! We don't even know what we're building yet!
Heather: Ugh! Let go!
Courtney: No you let go! I pick to go first!
Heather: This is mine, I said let go!
Sierra: What do you think, Cody?
Cody still has his head in the snow as he sighs.
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: Okay, so maybe he's still a bit sad about Gwen. But I'll cheer him up! That's what a good wife does! We've been married fourteen times in my head and twice in my online blog "I Dream of Cody". (giggles) So it'll happen for real eventually.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather and Courtney continue arguing as Cody gets an idea.
Noah: Hey, cat fight. Cool.
Cody quickly builds something.
Sierra: Cody's got it! He's got it!
Courtney: Cody, stop!
Heather: Let him go! He's obviously figured it out!
Back with the Tigers
Noah: Hey...This kinda looks like a whale rib... Wow. I really sound like Owen. Wait a minute...
Alejandro: Noah! You genius! DJ, get the sledgehammer.
Noah: Wait. First, we need some privacy. Grab some planks and the canvas.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: I don't trust Alejandro. I don't like Alejandro. But letting him know that doesn't gain me anything. So, I'll keep it buddy buddy. And while he works on Courtney, I'll work on DJ. May the best man win.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: That's the last piece!
Chris: Al right, Amazons. What ya got?
Cody: Ta-da!
Cody makes an exact wooden replica of Gwen's face.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody has tears in his eyes.
Cody: I'm sorry, Gwen...
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: That's what you made us build?! Agh!
Heather then tries to smash Cody into a pulp, but Sierra interferes. The sad Cody doesn't even realize what happened.
Sierra: En garde! That's French for "Leave my boyfriend alone!"
Courtney: That's not even close to what it means...
Heather and Sierra grab a piece of wood and start fighting.
Courtney: Ow!
[musical ding]
Chris: Time for a song, but Cody doesn't have to sing.
Heather: WHAT?! WHY?!
Chris: Because he's emotionally unable to, but this is only for this one time.
Heather: Fine...
Alejandro: As you sing, do not mention we're building a boat.
DJ: Got it!
Trent: Understood.
Heather: They may be ahead, so we've got to go.
Courtney: Don't know what to build,
But we want to win that dough.
Sierra: But what we did build
Lindsay, Courtney, and Sierra: Is weird, but still...
Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?
Alejandro and Noah: It's almost ready to unveil.
Trent: Just hammering in the final nail.
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Oh-oh-oh.
DJ: We really did this fast.
Alejandro and Noah: Soon we'll be back in first class
Team Tigers: Because they built Gwen's face.
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face.
Team Tigers: We're gonna take first place.
The Amazons besides Cody: Because we built Gwen's face.
Courtney: Ah, yeah, yeah.
Heather and Courtney: We built Gwen's face.
Sierra: Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah!
Cody draws Gwen's face in the snow much to Sierra's annoyance. Since the Tigers are finished, they remove the tarp to reveal a boat.
Chris: Nice! Team Ferocious Tigers takes the lead! And she's a beauty! Here's your reward for finishing first.
Noah: A bunch of rocks?
Trent: It's like Christmas all over again.
Chris: Way to bring down the mood. Now, drag your ship to open water and sail north until you find Chef to receive your next instructions.
Alejandro: I'll pull from the bow!
Noah: Uh, with your shirt off?
Alejandro: Questions are for later. Actions are for now! Push like the wind!
Duncan: He sure does talk pretty for a guy.
As Alejandro is doing this, Heather, Courtney, and Lindsay stare at is bare chest until-
Sierra: Hey, focus! Thank you. If Gwen's head is hollow…
Heather: Ha! Don't get me started.
Sierra: We can just lop off the top of her head and ride in her like a boat.
Heather: Done!
Courtney: Yes! Off with her head!
As this happens, Lindsay and Sierra make a sail.
Chris: Will Heather's hate for Courtney melt the ice? Stick around to find out on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Commercial Break]
The Teams push their creations into the water. The Tigers are in the lead, but the Amazons won't give up.
Sierra: She floats! Whoo. Let's get 'em!
For some reason, Heather let's Courtney steer.
Heather: You're zigzagging on purpose to slow us down!
Courtney: I am not! It's impossible to steer straight in this stupid goth head!
Sierra tries to cheer up Cody.
Sierra: Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place. It's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codys. Some are giant, others are small. Enough to tuck in your pocket. And some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codys.
Cody vomits at this image. At least he's responsive.
The Tigers reach Chef as instructed.
Noah: We get hats?
Chef: Uh-uh. Gotta pick a captain first.
Much to the shock of Alejandro, Noah nominates-
Noah: Alejandro!
Alejandro: Really?
Noah: DJ isn't willing to fight, and Trent isn't leader material.
Trent: Hey what's-
Noah: The team you chose last season was mainly to get back at your girlfriend.
Chris: Alejandro, if this were a Valentine's dance, you'd have a very difficult choice to make. Luckily, it's war!
Trent: A Viking hat and a cannon? Cool.
Noah: So, the little rocks...
Alejandro: Are actually flints!
Chris: Bingo, dingoes! And to fire out of the cannon, Chef's famous Swedish meatballs!
Chris: To win the challenge and travel first class, sail north to capture the red flag way over yonder. Or use your meatballs to sink the enemy ship. Good luck, Captain Alejandro!
The Amazons arrive shortly after the Tigers. Heather and Courtney point at the other saying-
Heather and Courtney: No way is she captain!
Chris: Well, someone's gotta wear the hat.
Sierra: I nominate Cody.
Heather: Eh. Not the worst choice. Fine. Let's go sink some boys.
Courtney: We need matches to light the cannon!
Chris: I'm sure you'll think of something. Buh-bye.
Heather: Great. We'll never beat them when we have nothing to make fire!
Noah: So, what's the plane, captain Alejandro?
Alejandro: They don't have flints and we don't wanna take any chances. Fire at will!
Trent loads a meatball as Noah lifts the cannon. It fires and almost hits Cody, but Sierra jumps in the way.
Courtney: Are you okay?
Sierra can't respond.
Cody: Thank you…
(Confessionals: Sierra and Cody)
Sierra: Will I require surgery? Absolutely. Months of physiotherapy? Probably. Was it worth it? Definitely.
Cody: Sierra totally saved my bacon. I'm still sad and mad at myself, but I can't just give up now. Especially if Sierra insists on handing me a million dollars. Heh. Who am I to stop her?
(Confessionals: Off)
Alejandro: How is that thing still afloat?
Noah: Doesn't matter. The flag is over yonder! Fire another one!
Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: What's the point of being captain when your team listens to someone that isn't the captain?
(Confessional: Off)
The Tigers continue the on slot of meatballs. Cody's quick thinking allows them to fire back. He grabs two sticks and lights them. Now they have returned fire, it's harder to reach the flag. Due to the damage of their boat, The Tigers are slowing down meaning it's neck and neck.
Courtney: So close!
Courtney was inches away from grabbing it, but so was Alejandro. Alejandro "accidently" grabs her hand, much to the annoyance of Heather. This distraction is useful as Noah manages to grab the flag.
Chris: Wow. Now that was unexpected! Team Tigers wins! Amazons, see you at elimination again!
The Tigers once again grab their first-class tickets. The Amazons walk inside waiting for the announcement of their judgement. Before that, Heather talks to her alliance on who they're voting. After that, she brings Alejandro alone to a storage room. Luckily, no one notices.
Heather: Okay, what is your problem?
Alejandro: Surely, I do not have to explain it to you. We are in a competition?
Heather: Oh, sure. So picking off my teammates while you totally blank me is strategy now?
Alejandro: Indeed, it is. When dealing with jealousy-
Heather: I am not jealous, you arrogant-
Alejandro: Of course, I refer to Courtney. I must make her believe no one else exists for me. If she's focused on us, you can blindside her. Believe me, Heather. The only woman I want to look at is you.
Heather: Heh, that's... you're so... w-whatev.
Chris: (over PA) All losers, please report to the elimination area! All losers!
Alejandro: Now go vote her off already.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Heather is so jealous! This is great!
He then realizes what he just said.
Alejandro: Not because I want her too, uh, because she'll be that much easier to eliminate.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: Bye bye, Courtney.
Chris: Ah, the elimination room. This is where one of you will be tossed into the darkness to plummet out of my life and possibly to the end of your own. And just because they won the last two challenges, the Tigers are getting Swedish massages performed by a genuine registered massage therapist.
Courtney, Heather, and Lindsay groan.
Chris: Hey. You need to learn how to get along. If you two (Points at Heather and Courtney) weren't arguing, you would've figured out what to build. And you never even considered how Cody was feeling.
Heather and Courtney: But-
Chris: Look at Noah and Alejandro. They hated each other's guts, but they still tolerated each other. It's funny how both of you are so smart, but so dumb.
Courtney was stunned into silence. Heather was annoyed.
Chris: Anyway, time for you to vote!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
They all swiftly vote with Heather having a smirk on her face.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Ok then. Pretzels go to... Sierra. Cody. And... Courtney!
Courtney and Lindsay: WHAT?!
Chris: Last bag goes to...
Heather looks confident while Lindsay is nervous...
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Heather: Just get on with it! It's so obvious!
Chris: Ah! Fine! Spoil the moment.
He throws the bag at Heather.
Chris: Welp miss smarty pants; your journey ends here.
Lindsay: Yeah... I figured. I had fun and I left smarter than I was. So, it was kind of worth it.
She then puts on her parachute.
Lindsay: Courtney. I know we aren't best friends, but can you make sure to kick Heather's butt?
Courtney: It'll be my pleasure!
Lindsay then jumps off taking her leave.
Chris: What other kinds of therapists will our competitors need before the season's over? Find out next time on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive!
Lindsay: Well... That's sucks. I was hoping to win, but Heather once again was better than me. As much as I don't like Courtney, I hope she manages to beat her. Despite everyone being against her.
She then lands in the snow. Instantly feeling the cold. She then sees a random person fishing.
Lindsay: Hello? Can you tell me where should I go?
Random Person: Ja. Gå bara någon annanstans och lämna mig ifred.
[Translation: Yes. Just go somewhere else and leave me alone.]
The scream then goes black.
Team Tigers is seen receiving their reward, a Swedish massage from a therapist. However, the therapist is revealed to be a large Viking. Alejandro begins to scream in pain as the Viking massages him while Noah, Trent, and DJ watch in horror.
And That was Sweden Sour! Sorry if this is a short one, but I wanted to hype up for what's to come! Since the merger is right around the conner! We have DJ and Noah making it father than last time as Owen and Duncan are gone. The only alliances left are Alejandro and Trent with him and Noah still trying to get DJ on their side. Plus, Heather's alliance with Cody and Sierra. Will new alliance form? How long will thease alliances last? And how many more eliminations will Alejandro cause? Find out next time!
Votes
Cody- Voted for Lindsay
Courtney- Voted for Heather
Heather- Voted for Lindsay
Lindsay- Voted for Heather
Sierra- Voted for Lindsay
(3 Lindsay) (2 Heather)
Ranking:
Lindsay 9th place
Gwen 10th place
Owen 11th place
Tyler 12th place
Duncan 13th place
Leshawna 14th place
Izzy 15th place
Bridgette 16th place
Harold 17th Place
Ezekiel 18th Place (Last)
Lindsay is definitely one of my favs. From cursing out Heather to "admiral Lindsay." She wasn't amazing in World Tour, but she definitely wasn't bad. She ranks 9th. 2 ranks above her boyfriend.