Guest: To clarify even though Courtney forgot about Duncan, they're still technically Dating right? Also I loved Courtney and DJ in this chapter. I low-key see a potential friendship.
Me: Yes, they are dating, but Alejandro has that effect on people. Just look at Bridgette and Leshawna. Well, Leshawna is a grey area.
Glad you like their friendship. Since Courtney doesn't like a lot of people and DJ is a lovable guy.
Guest: :Of course Cody and Noah were paired. It almost makes me think Chris made sure that happened for the LOLs. Not too surprised Cody voted off Sierra but I thought it wouldn't be just when the merger happens. I am curious what is going to happen next. Something tells me we won't just get a repeat by having Heather and Alejandro as the last two or even three. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Me: It isn't too farfetched for Chris to rig the game. He's done it before.
You can thank Alejandro for Sierra being gone.
You'll just have to wait and see. :)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Our newlywed couples fell hard for Niagara Falls. With the teams dissolved, alliances were tested. A few tempers, too. Especially, who wasn't happy to not be with Cody. But our new arrival, Blaineley, didn't get married, but is showing her skill. In the end, our least favorite stocker was sent home, thanks to Alejandro's sneaky work behind the scenes. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be... in my hot tub?! The tub is for hosts only.
Blaineley: I'm a host. Watch. Lights, fights, and a whole world of awesome sights. Right here on Total Drama-
Chris: Okay. Out of my tub!
She quickly leaves as-
[Theme song]
The episode starts with Cody tossing and turning in his sleep. In his dream, he sees himself pushing Gwen and Sierra off the plane with a smirk on his face.
Cody?: You did this!
Cody: I-I didn't- I was just-
He then finds himself about to fall 1,000 feet, but then he wakes up with a scream which wakes up everyone in economy class except Blaineley who isn't there.
Blaineley: (over PA) Attention, fellow passengers. Feeling alone in the game? Looking for an ally you can call your very own? Consider joining forces with me. You won't regret it. (Fastly said) This promise is not legally binding. Offer may be withdrawn at any time.
She then turns off the PA and turns to Chef.
Blaineley: Have you considered helping out a contestant?
Chef: I never mess with the game, girlie.
Blaineley: Oh, right. You got busted helping DJ last season. Shame, really. Because I have connections in the TV world. And I always thought you'd be great on your own show. Chris is just holding you back.
Chef is shocked at this information. Meanwhile, Cody and Heather are talking about the former dream.
Cody: … And then I woke up.
Heather: You need to snap out of it. You guys were friends and nothing more.
Cody: But I still betrayed-
Heather: She doesn't understand! She thought you were married.
Cody: But-
Heather: Seriously, you are about as married as Alejandro, and I are.
Alejandro: Mi ángel. I know you crave Alejandro like a baked chicken cresmole sauce, but marriage? Ha, aren't you rushing things?
Heather: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ick, ick, ick.
Alejandro: Your mouth says ick, but your eyes say something else.
Heather: They say "barf".
Heather then punches Alejandro in his chin. It leaves a small bruise. The plane surprisingly lands smoothly which means the next challenge isn't going to be easy.
[Chinese music]
Chris: Ni-hao. Welcome to China, a vast country rich in history, culture, innovation, and delicious sauces. Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In 8000000 BC, King Dim Sum led a battalion of donkey warriors down this very Great Wall.
Courtney: 8000000 BC was the Miocene Era. There were dinosaurs.
Chris: Yeah, what she said. We provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination. They're first come, first served. It's the Chinese way. Ready... set...
But before he says go, his phone rings the instrumental version of the song, "This is the life."
Chris: I better get this. McLean here. Yeah, I'm trying to do a show here.
Heather: Do we go or what?
Chris: Mhm, yeah.
Alejandro: Yeah, we go?
Chris: Yeah, can we do this later?
Duncan: So, we go now?
Chris: Okay, fine!
He then hangs up, but he sees that the contestants are running.
Chris: Hey, who said you could go?! Yeah, well watch out! There's a few things I was gonna warn you about, but... forget it. (chuckles)
Heather: Cody, let's get ready to rock the rickshaw! It is so mine!
Blaineley: I don't see a vanity plate on it, girlfriend!
(Confessional: Blaineley)
Blaineley: I would like to send a shoutout to my personal trainer, Bunny, for making me do all those sprints. You rule! Sorry for calling you a waste of skin. You know that was just the adrenaline talking.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: Stop breathing down my neck! Or get a mint already.
Blaineley then smacks Heather in the face. This doesn't leave a mark, but it slows her down.
(Confessional: Off)
Blaineley: Also, big ups to my hand-to-hand combat instructor, Butchy. You are not a 'roid monkey, no matter what I said.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: You did not just do that.
Blaineley: I'm good, right?
Blaineley then hops on the rickshaw.
Blaineley: Okay, come and get me, alliance buddy! Oops! Ha. What I mean is, if any of you would still like to be in an alliance with me, feel free to pull! I'm a true size zero, FYI.
Alejandro and Noah both grab the bike.
Alejandro: Noah, you do know that I think of you as my bromigo.
Noah: Yeah... We gonna fight over this or what?
Alejandro: If you want it, it's yours. I will unfortunately have to ride this skateboard.
He then hops on and rides off.
Noah: Later!
Alejandro gets ready to ride the skateboard while glaring at Noah.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: A small price to pay for Noah's loyalty. What I forgot to mention is that I won a gold medal at the South American Skate Olympics.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather and Courtney fight over the tricycle.
Courtney: Mine!
Heather: No, I was here first, and-
Courtney rips it from Heather's grasp and rides it over her foot.
She was about to grab the Donkey, but Cody already did. DJ then hops away on a pogo stick. The last two things to choose are roller blades and traditional Chinese wooden sandals. Heather tries to grab the roller blades, but Trent grabs it first.
Heather: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
She then puts on the traditional Chinese wooden sandals which hurts her ancles very much.
Heather: Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Blaineley: (chuckles) Oh, they don't really look like your style.
Heather: What are you laughing at? You're not going anywhere fast.
Blaineley: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.
Heather: Diva.
Blaineley: Thank you.
Cody gives a good kick to the donkey's side which makes it freak out and run off.
Noah: Nice speed there, buddy!
Alejandro: Gracias. I hope gravity is also your buddy on this incline.
Noah: Thanks! Hope a wheel doesn't lock up and land you on your face! Huh? What's that?
Chris: (through megaphone) Yo! Wanna know what else the Chinese invented?
Due to them being perceptive, Alejandro and Noah avoid the object, but Trent isn't so lucky as he runs it over. This causes an explosion which launches him near the start. Strangely, he seems to be in last place.
Noah: Hey, your shoelace is untied!
Alejandro: Psh, they're boots. Nice try!
Noah: (grunts) Who needs to try?
Alejandro: Not me.
Meanwhile, Courtney managed to get her trike stuck in a crack.
Courtney: Oh, come on! Ugh, come on!
Alejandro: Bromigo, may we agree to stop?
Noah: Well, sure. If you need to catch your breath. But I got a-
Alejandro: Courtney's in need of some aid!
Noah: Oh. You wanna watch her squirm for a while? Weird, but-
Alejandro: A mamacita in distress is a terrible thing, and by helping her, we could gain her loyalty.
Noah: Dude, she doesn't have any of that.
Alejandro: You do what you must, my friend.
He then helps Courtney much to the satisfaction of Noah,
Noah: (laughing) So, Miss CIT is now Miss, I Can't Do It Myself?
Courtney: Can you just mind your own business?
Noah: Sute yourself!
He then rides off.
Alejandro: I would do anything to help you continue in this game.
Courtney: Thank you. And if there's ever anything I can do to help you...
Alejandro: Oh. I will remember that.
He then frees her trike. They quickly race and catch up to Noah.
Courtney: Just standing around and insulting me while the race is still on only means one thing! You're a loser!
Noah: If annoying you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
Alejandro: Please, the two of you!
Courtney: See? Even Alejandro-
As she wasn't watching where she was going, she ran over an explosive which launches her off the wall.
Alejandro: Should we go back and help her?
Noah: What do you think? I'm going straight to the finish line!
Alejandro realizes that he needs to win so he diches Courtney and races off.
Chris: (through megaphone) Anybody who survives, meet me at the finish! There's more bombs to come. Plus, free fortune cookies with every takeout entree. Right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
As it cuts to commercial break, Courtney launches right near Chris who is overseeing the competition in his helicopter.
[Commercial Break]
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama, where our contestants are in a mega-tough race down The Great Wall of-
Noah and Alejandro are racing as fast as they can as they want to beat the other, which ends in a photo finish which almost sends Chris off the wall.
Alejandro: Hey look out! Bromigo, I think I beat you.
Noah: Not a chance. I won that.
As Chris gets back to the top of the wall, he wittiness the argument.
Alejandro: May we check the photo finish?
Chris: What show do you think you're on? There's no prize for first anyway.
Noah and Alejandro: What?!
Chris: If you had waited for me to say the rules, anybody who makes it over the line before the gong rings gets to join me for a very special lunch. AKA, the next part of the competish.
Alejandro: I still won.
Noah: Go sit on some chopsticks!
Heather: Whoa! Can't stop, no traction!
Due to her being unable to control her speed, she runs into the gong.
Heather: Those shoes are a war crime!
Chris: You didn't have to wear them.
Heather: What?!
Chris: If you had waited for me to announce the rules...
Heather: Just tell me I beat Blaineley.
Blaineley: Sorry to disappoint you, sweetie. I had the greatest tour ever! The little villages, the rice patties, I even did a little shopping!
Alejandro: But... who pulled you?
Blaineley: A good reporter never reveals her sources.
A tired Chef is revealed to be tired and laying on a table.
Chef: (panting) If she's a size zero, I'm the emperor of China!
Back to Chris, Cody and Trent shortly arrive.
Chris: Okay, people! It's time to...
DJ is about to arrive.
Heather: Gah! Ring the gong, ring it!
Chris smirks and does indeed ring it... as DJ crosses. Meaning that only Courtney can't win immunity. In the Chinese restaurant.
Chris: To win today, you'll have to eat more than everybody else at this totally awesome Chinese restaurant.
Cody: Who doesn't love wontons? Last New Year's, I ate about a thousand of-
Chris: 'Cept that this is the world's most authentic Chinese restaurant. You'll be enjoying real street food delicacies. Deep fried grasshoppers, Kung Pao larvae... (Alejandro gags)
DJ: Are you okay?
Alejandro: Pfft, I'm fine. Where I'm from, we eat barbecued guinea pig. This is, (gags) nothing.
Chris phone rings again as he walks off screen.
Chris: Yo, it's McLean. Yeah, I'm trying to make a show here.
Noah: If it's Courtney, tell her she's a loser!
Noah smirks as Courtney clears her throat as she walks behind her. Noah is horrified, but also disgusted at the sight of her.
Alejandro: Courtney! I am filled with relief!
Courtney: Oh yeah? Well, I am filled with rage. Do you know where I landed? In a pigpen! Do you know how thoroughly I got snouted? It's a good thing I have a very strong stomach.
Alejandro: Ah. Good to hear.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: I've been dreading the eating competition. Because my body is my temple. And what temple keeper would contaminate this?
He rips off his shirt and shows off his muscled chest.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Okay! You have to eat each bowl of delish food, opening your mouth to prove it went down. If you're last to finish or you puke, you go sit with Courtney on the loser bench.
Courtney: I am a CIT; I am not a loser.
As Chef passes out the food, Blaineley's looks strangely different from the rest.
Blaineley: Looks simply scrumptious, Chef!
Cody: What is it?
[musical ding]
Chris: Allow me to begin today's number
A little Chinese lesson for you:
慢慢吃 means, "Enjoy your meal"
Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, DJ, Heather, Noah, and Trent: Manman chi, it's no raw deal.
Cody: I-Is it roasted eel?
Chris: It's donkey meat. Local delicacy.
Everyone except Blaineley and Cody gasps as he realizes-
Cody: Ace! Where are you? Scream if you can hear me!
Blaineley eats her food with ease.
Blaineley: Mm... Delicious.
She opens her mouth. Alejandro puts his head under the table.
Alejandro: Dropped something.
He then opens his mouth.
Heather: Done.
She then opens her mouth.
DJ: Done!
He then opens his mouth.
Noah: Gross. Done!
He then opens his mouth.
Trent: It's a bacon double cheeseburger. A bacon double cheeseburger.
Heather: Hurry, Cody!
Cody: I can't eat Ace.
Trent manages to down the food.
Trent: Done!
He then opens his mouth.
Chris: Cody, you're out! Loser bench.
Cody groans as he sits next to Courtney. She is chewing on something, but Cody dismisses it. Chef brings out the next set of food. Blaineley's looks different from the rest again.
Blaineley: Mm, smells delicious, Chef.
Chris: Manman chi means, "bon appetit."
Alejandro, Blaineley, DJ, Heather, Noah, and Trent: Manman chi, what do we have to eat?
Heather: It's still moving its feet! It's hundreds and hundreds of disgusting little feet!
Chris: Live mealworms. Local delicacy.
Once again, everyone gags except Blaineley.
Blaineley: Wow, Chef. Five stars, mm!
Heather: (mouth full) Seriously? (gag) You're enjoying this?
Blaineley shrugs as she finishes her food.
Blaineley: Done.
Alejandro looks up from under the table.
Alejandro: Oops. My hair tie fell. Done!
He then opens his mouth and shows his hair tie as proof.
DJ: Done!
Noah: Done!
The two open their mouths. Trent and Heather are struggling, but Trent finishes first.
Trent: Done!
Chris: Heather, you're out. Loser bench.
Heather vomits on Chris face causing Noah to giggle. As she sits down next to Cody, she notices Courtney chewing on something. This causes Courtney to get nervous and almost chocks on the food.
Once again, Chef passes out the food with Blaineley's once again looking different.
Chris: Manman chi means, "let's dig in!"
Alejandro, Blaineley, DJ, Noah, and Trent: Manman chi, we really wanna win.
Trent: My stomach is gonna spin!
Chris: Snake Soup! Local delicacy!
DJ: Snakes?!
Chris: Don't worry. It's not actual snakes.
Chris winks at the camera which DJ doesn't notice.
DJ: Well, since it's fake...
He eats his with ease as well as Blaineley.
Blaineley: Fantastic!
DJ and Blaineley: Done!
Alejandro pocks his head from the table again.
Alejandro: Sorry. My hair tie fell again. Done!
He opens his mouth.
Trent: It's soup. It's grandma's chicken soup!
Noah: Done!
He opens his mouth.
Chris: Trent, you're out. Loser bench!
He almost throws up on Chris, but he holds it in. He grabs a paper bag and throws up. Courtney is still chewing. Heather is suspicious, but she dismisses it.
Chris: Manman chi, it's dinner for four.
Alejandro, Blaineley, DJ, and Noah: Manman chi, we've got room for more.
Noah: I think I'm nearly done for.
Chris: Starfish on a skewer! Local delicacy!
DJ and Noah gag. Blaineley eats hers with ease as Alejandro once again looks up from the table.
Alejandro: I don't know why I'm having such hair tie problems today. Done!
Blaineley: Done!
They open their mouths. DJ and Noah manage to eat there's but-
DJ: Done!
Noah: Done!
Chris: Noah, you're out! Loser bench!
Noah: Oh, come on!
He sits next to Trent and notices Courtney eating.
Noah: You're having a snack while you watch this!? What is wrong with you?!
Courtney glares at him as she has something in her mouth.
Chef then passes out the last dish which just looks like throw up in a bowl, but Blaineley's looks different.
Chris: Yeah. We don't even know what that's called. It ain't right, whatever it is.
Manman chi, don't get the squirts.
Alejandro, Blaineley, and DJ: Manman chi, we'd rather eat our shirts!
Heather: Wait, stop! Why does Blaineley's food look so much better?
Blaineley: It's exactly the same!
Chris phone rings again as he walks off screen.
Chris: Listen, man!
Heather: And why does Alejandro keep bending over while he's eating?
She looks at his legs to see why he keeps bending over but finds nothing.
Noah: I got a better question. Why does Courtney keep chewing back here?
Courtney: I do not!
Alejandro: You have a little something...
She has some juice on her cheek which she tries to slirp up, but the gig is up.
Heather: Chris, what are you going to do about all this crazy cheating?
Chris: Yeah, okay. Budget, blah blah blah. What am I supposed to do?
Heather: Get off the phone and host the flipping show!
He does so and listens.
Heather: Alejandro is slipping his food back to Courtney and someone is giving Blaineley actual food instead of gross-osity.
Alejandro: It is a lie!
Courtney: So not true!
Blaineley: Get over it!
Chef: I'm so ashamed.
Chris looks at Chef suspiciously, but Chris has a show to host first.
Chris: Listen, we gotta wrap this up. So, here's the dealio. One last round, whoever wins has invincibility in tonight's vote and they get to take the person of their choice up to first class with them.
Heather: At least switch Blaineley's bowl to prove she's not cheating and move Courtney away from Alejandro.
Chris: Fine. Blaineley, trade bowls with DJ. Courtney, put this on to prove you can keep your mouth shut.
DJ takes Blaineley's bowl and gladly gives his bowl to her. Chris tosses Courtney a lion dancer's mask.
Courtney: This is ridiculous.
Chris: Let's get this done.
Alejandro, Blaineley, and DJ: Manman chi, manman chi
Blaineley and Alejandro aren't happy singing as the predicament they are in.
Chris: They love to eat on the Yangtze
Manman chi, manman... huh?
In this moment, Alejandro throws up before they even try the food as DJ quickly and happily eats Blainely's bowl.
DJ: Courtney's in first class with me
Since I won immunity!
Courtney takes off her mask and is very shocked that he chose her. The contestants head inside as DJ and Courtney grab their first-class tickets. The contestants discuss elimination. Starting with Alejandro and Noah.
Alejandro: I assume you feel compelled to vote for Courtney. I do not blame you.
Noah: Yeah, well you go ahead with your Heather vote. I won't miss her.
Alejandro: But I'm voting Blaineley.
Noah: But Heather busted you.
Alejandro: Ah, she only made a fuss because she wants Blaineley gone. So, I will help her with that.
Noah: You believe that? Pff. Jeez, dude.
Chef: [On PA] The final 8, please report to the elimination room outside.
They do as they're told.
Chris: You know the drill. Get voting!
(Voting Confessional: The Final 8)
Alejandro swiftly votes for Blaineley.
Blaineley quickly votes for Courtney
Cody: I-I can't! I can't vote someone off! Not again! First Gwen and then Sierra! What next!
Courtney can't decide between Blainely and Heather. Her vote isn't shown.
DJ can't decide between Blainely and Heather. His vote isn't shown.
Heather thinks and decides to vote for Blaineley.
Noah can't decide between Alejandro and Courtney,
Noah: On one hand, I really want him gone, but on the other hand, isn't everyone voting Courtney?
His vote isn't shown.
Trent votes for Courtney with no hesitation.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: DJ, Cody, and Trent. You guys are safe.
He throws them their pretzels. DJ catches his. Cody and Trent try, but it hits their face and stomach respectively.
Chris: Noah is also safe! Which leave Heather, Alejandro, Blaineley, and Courtney.
He throws the pretzels which Noah avoids from hitting his face.
Chris: The last bags go to...
Heather glares at Alejandro. Alejandro winks at Heather who quickly turns away. Courtney and Blaineley are glaring at each other.
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Chris: Heather and Alejandro. We have another tie!
Courtney: Yes! Prepare to go down Blaineley! I am excellent in a tiebreaker situation.
Chris phones rings once again, but this time he hangs up and throws it away.
Chris: Everyone inside now!
The contestants are confused but comply. In the elimination room.
Chris: The producer's breathing down my neck and I'm getting a lot of flak on this budget stuff, so I was thinking, why don't you both take off?
Blaineley and Courtney: What?!
Heather: YES!
Courtney: How is getting rid of me going to save money?
Chris: Weight on the plane, food budget, I dunno. You're both just really annoying me.
Courtney: Prepare to hear from my lawyers! And Noah, prepare for a personal defamation lawsuit while I'm at it.
Noah: Buh-bye.
Blaineley: Not so fast, I have some things to say first! Heather and Alejandro, give it up and make out already!
The two married couples' glance at each other.
Heather: Can you get her out of here?
Chris: I don't know. It's kinda entertaining.
Blaineley: Oh, you wanna hear something really fun? They wanted me to host the show. You only got the job because I said no and-
Due to this comment, Chris shoves both of them while tossing down their parachutes. He then closes the door.
Cody: Is it really quiet in here all of a sudden or is it just me? Heh.
In the cockpit.
Chris: You know, this is very serious, Chef.
Chef: All I can say is that the girl is awfully persuasive.
Chris: I was the first choice for this gig, right?
Chef: Uh, of course you were!
Chris: Yeah, right! (chuckles) There's no show without me! Ha ha, watch this. Six contestants. One million dollars! And a whole bunch of the world left to mess up! Join us next time on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Chef: Heh. It is way better when you do it.
And that was China! I had a lot of fun making this. Mainly cuz the eating challenge is probably my favorite challenge of the whole season. My only nitpick of the challenge is Sierra not singing. It kinda spoils the winner. So, everyone that isn't on the loser bench with Courtney sings! Get ready for more lies! More drama! More Romance! More bloodsh- wait wrong media.
Alejandro- Voted for Blaineley
Blaineley- Voted for Courtney
Cody- Didn't Vote
Courtney- Voted for Blaineley
DJ- Voted for Heather
Heather- Voted for Blaineley
Noah- Voted for Courtney
Trent- Voted for Courtney
(3 Blaineley and Courtney) (1 Heather)
Ranking:
Blaineley 8th/7th place
Courtney 8th/7th place
Sierra 9th place
Lindsay 10th place
Gwen 11th place
Owen 12th place
Tyler 13th place
Duncan 14th place
Leshawna 15th place
Izzy 16th place
Bridgette 17th place
Harold 18th Place
Ezekiel 19th Place (Last)
Ok... I don't have anything to say about Blaineley as she joined at the merge and lasted 2 episodes. She ranks 18th. Worse than Ezekiel.
Courtney isn't too bad of a character. I enjoyed her relationship with Duncan. That's only why I liked her. She isn't that great since they weren't doing much this season. But her flirting with Alejandro was fun to watch. She rakes at 16th. Just above Ezekiel and below Harold. Ironically the two people she indirectly eliminated.