kopsman124: So, Easter Island's next. Could I ask how you might alter that?
Me: You could, but you're about to find out!
Jss2141: Aw man, I was rooting for Trent.
Me: Well, Noah wanted to have more people against Alejandro. Trent was the best choice.
Guest: Sucks for Trent but awell. Heather trusting Alejandro is quite ironic and it might just cost her the game. Things are getting very intriguing and I wonder who will be eliminated next. Cody or DJ seem too obvious. I feel it will be one of the villains to surprise people. Just don't know which one if I am somehow correct.
Me: Heather can't help but trust him. She likes him after all. Alejandro likes her too, so they are a great alliance. It definitly could be either Heather or Alejandro going next, but Heather has lost too much to give up now.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Africa! Come for the safari, stay for the near-death experience. Here, we played a few rounds of the world's favorite game. And then, we went on a wild Duncan hunt. 'Cept nobody told Trent it was open season on him. (laughs) And after all that, Heather and Alejandro voted the musician out. Except this was because of Noah who remembered their deal in Area 51. Smart! Only Alejandro won and stole him away to first class. Can it get any wilder? Oh yeah, it can. With thirteen players down, who's gonna make it fourteen? Find out right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme song]
In first-class, DJ is relaxing while Alejandro is eating a salad next to him.
Alejandro: So, how are you liking first class, friend?
DJ: it's nice. But why would you bring me?
Alejandro: You know how untrustworthy and mean Heather and Noah are. And I don't particularly like Cody.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: I realized at the last elimination that Cody has the best chance at outlasting everyone. He doesn't need immunity since he's not a threat. That pathetic nerdling is gonna fly to the end. But I'll focus on him when Noah is finally gone.
(Confessional: Off)
DJ: If you are trying to gain my vote or something, save it. I want Heather gone.
Alejandro: What?! No! I just wanted someone deserving to be first-class with me.
DJ: Really? Thanks Alejandro.
Alejandro: No problem. And just so you know there isn't an alternative motive, I'll help you get rid of Heather. In exchange, help me get rid of Noah. Deal?
DJ: Deal!
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: I'm not sure if I want to vote out Noah. He seemed like he changed from his cocky sarcastic self, but if I can get rid of Heather, I guess he's gone next.
(Confessional: Off)
In economy, Noah and Cody are talking with Heather trying to sleep.
Cody: There's no way! Thor and Hulk can talk them out. Easy.
Noah: Superman and the Flash are way faster than them. They would blindsight them in an instant!
Cody: Yeah, but what about Thanos-
Noah: That golden glove only works in his own universe. And Darkside can-
Heather: UGH! Shut up with the nerd talk!
Cody: Hey! Don't disrespect Marvel vs DC.
Heather storms off. Hoping to get some sleep.
Noah: Good. She's gone.
Cody: You wanted her to leave?
Noah: Yep. Now to the point. Why are you in an alliance with her.
Cody: Huh? How-
Noah: Doesn't matter. Answer the question.
Cody: Because she's my best shot at winning.
Noah: So, is that why you voted off Sierra and Gwen?
Cody: W-what?! How did you-
Noah: So, you did vote them off. Thanks for telling me.
Cody: Ok. Are you gonna-
Noah: Keep reading your mind? Maybe. It'll give some ammo for those weirdoes who ship us.
Cody: Ugh. Don't remind me. Do you wanna join?
Noah: No. I need people against Alejandro. I'm not being in an alliance with Heather. But there's a problem. Heather likes Alejandro. And If Alejandro convinces DJ to his side, we're in trouble.
Cody: So, you're building an anti-Alejandro army?
Noah: Exactly.
Cody: …I'm in!
Chris: (over PA) Attention, passengers! Please prepare for landing! (To Chef) Come on, just let me fly it once! What can it hurt? It's technically my plane, you know.
Chris tries to take the plane by force, but this starts a slap fight between them
Chris: Ow, my pinkie!
Chef: Hey!
Chris: Oh no! Wah!
Chef: Gosh darn it!
The plane almost crashes into a statue. It grazes it and causes it to fall. The people on board are ok. The contestants exit the plane to see where they have landed.
Alejandro: Another piece of world heritage destroyed.
Heather: That is not the only chiseled rock that is going to get destroyed today.
Alejandro: Chiseled, you say?
Heather: (laughs nervously) (blushes) I-I said gristled. Arrogant much?
Chris then walks to the contestants wearing a costume. {Unlike the original} 2 headdresses. One yellow and one black. Short pants with no shirt but he has 5 lines in different colors on his chest.
Chris: Welcome to Easter Island. AKA, Rapa Nui. Place is old. These dudes were carved so long ago, no one even remembers why anymore. Ten bucks says it started as a dare.
Heather: Twenty bucks says get on with it.
Chris: Yeah. Today, you, our final five, are going on a highly traditional Easter Island egg hunt.
Cody: For chocolate Easter eggs?
Chris: Uh, no. I'm talking the old school kind of eggs, that come from birds, you know? Those flying things with feathers and talons and vicious "kill you in a second" beaks. Speaking of which... traditional feathered Rapa Nui headdresses. Wear 'em with pride, chickens.
The final five grabs one. Alejandro is red. Cody has cyan. Heather is purple. DJ has green. Noah has orange.
Chris: Hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your... head things.
Heather: Wow. You really did your research.
Chris: Your challenge? To find three eggs in your color. Then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and book it all the way up to the highest point on the island. Reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge.
Heather: What happens if we drop an egg?
Chris: You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement-
Alejandro raises his hand, but Chris interrupts him.
Chris: And no, you cannot take a backup egg.
Alejandro puts his hand down in frustration.
Chris: First to the top gets a big advantage in part two. Now, scramble!
The five run off and find something shocking. The statues look familiar...
Alejandro: These look disturbingly familiar.
Noah: It's everyone who's been voted out.
Noah runs off from the other four and manages to find some grass. He makes a little basket so he can hold his eggs.
Cody looks at the Gwen and Sierra statues and gets tears in his eyes, but he presses onward. Turns out that the Gwen one has a cyan egg in her ear. Sierra statue has an orange one in her nose. He holds on to the orange one.
Heather goes to the Courtney statue and finds a purple egg in her hair.
Heather: Wow. Courtney is useful for something. Who would've thought?
Alejandro looks through Lindsay's ear.
Alejandro: I wish I could say the same of Lindsay. Oh, wait. Is that...? Nope. Nothing but air.
Noah heads for the Ezekiel head and only finds a purple one and thinks of something. Heather heads to climb Leshawna's head in which she is struggling
Heather: (grunting) Her head is so massive.
Luckily, she finds a purple egg in her, but butterfingers. She drops it and it breaks on impact.
Heather: Ugh! Leshawna!
Noah walks up to Heather and starts thinking of something.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Look, I'm no fool. Heather is madly in love with Alejandro, but she also loves to win. If I get her vote, I get Cody's. And DJ just won't listen to reason.
(Confessional: Off)
Noah: I know what you need-
Heather: I do not need to be insulted. Or to kiss Alejandro.
Noah: (mumbles) You want too though. (normal) You need one of these. I'll make you one, but this isn't gonna be for free.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Noah? Trying desperately and transparently to work me? Awesome! I am so going to make it to the final four, and Alejandro is gone.
She doesn't look too thrilled at that last fact.
(Confessional: Off)
DJ and Alejandro look through Duncan and Ezekiel heads respectively. Alejandro manages to find a red and green egg on top of Ezekiel while DJ manages to find a purple and green egg in Duncan's ear.
DJ: This is Heather's color.
Alejandro: Well? Break it. So Heather can't win.
DJ: I would, but what if an animal is inside here?
Alejandro: It's probably a bigger egg from supermarkets.
DJ: I hope so...
He drops the egg without looking and gives Alejandro his egg. Without a basket, Alejandro is forced to juggle them.
DJ: Lemme guess. Your second cousin twice removed is a clown?
Alejandro: No. I was in Cirque du Monet's All Child Show Infantile.
They then head to Bridgette's statue. Alejandro smirks which confuses DJ.
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: When Bridgette was eliminated, she said that Alejandro was evil, but I need an ally. Alejandro has been nice to me so far. And when it's time to vote, I'll eliminate Heather and vote off Alejandro next. No offence, but I think I can beat Noah in the finale.
(Confessional: Off)
The contestants quickly grab the rest of their eggs and head to the top.
{Sorry for the lame execution, but I wanna write the juicy stuff!}
Chris: Time to move on to the next challenge. Since Alejandro was the first one out...
Chris gives him a catcher's mask
Alejandro: I have to play baseball?
Chris: Thankfully, no. You must climb this rock pillar all the way up to...
Alejandro: A giant condor nest?
Chris: You already know they can get pretty crabby. But did you know female condors are even bigger than the dude birds?
The contestants are amaze on how big she is.
DJ: She's ginormous!
Chris: Yep. Twelve-foot wingspan.
Alejandro: That's like, two Alejandros wide.'
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: One Alejandro is quite enough. Although, with two, maybe one would be nice and not try to defeat me all the time.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: See, she's kinda peeved 'cause you guys stole her eggs.
Cody: No! It was Chris! Punish him!
Chris: So now you have to try to shimmy up to the nest and give 'em back in the order in which you arrived here. Of course, mama's got a whole lot more eggs up there, so she's bound to be a tad protective.
Alejandro: Gracias. The giant condor has been known to peck the eyeballs of predators.
Heather: But I like my eyes.
Alejandro: As do I. Especially when they're shooting daggers… Yes, like that.
Chris: Deposit all three eggs and you win. And if nobody makes it, we'll try it again. It's gonna be that much fun. Oh, and one more thing.
Alejandro: Increíble, what else could you-
[musical ding]
Chris: It's for your own protection. Keeps the birds calm. I'm lying. Or I'm not. You choose.
Alejandro: I'm tall, I'm tan,
I'm young, I'm handsome.
I'm coming to bring back your wee ones.
So hush my sweet
condor, let me win this one please.
So try, attack me,
but I won protection.
I don't feel that pecking, so
Save your objections.
Hush now condor.
Let me in the finale.
Alejandro only manages to put 2 eggs, but the condor headbutts him back down, cracking his last egg.
Alejandro: (Groans) Aw, no. Agh...
Chris: Next?
Cody: I, oh, I-I-I.
I've got problems with condors.
Problems with condors.
Why, oh, why
am I not at home? I ponder...
Trust me, oh trust me!
I'm your best friend and I'll never eat eggs again!
Cody gets the same treatment as Alejandro, but on the bright side, the condor liked his singing.
Chris: Who's next?
DJ: I guess I'm next.
I promise I'm a nice guy.
I just wanna win this contest!
I know a momma too.
Maybe she'll make some food for you!
The condor looks at him ready to attack.
DJ: I like all animals!
The condor head butts him as well.
Chris: Heather?
DJ: Wah! Oof!
Heather:
I, how I,
how I really hate these birdies
and I wanna live to see my thirties.
These, these feathered jerks
they're bringing me strife
and Alejandro, I'm not your wife!
For the last time, get a life!
Heather almost gets all three in, but the condor head butts her as well.
Chris: Let's see if Noah can fair better!
Noah: I really hate this game!
Just want fortune and fame,
but, Why must we almost die
For your amusement?!
He makes it to the top. He dodges all the condors headbutt attempts.
Noah: I just wanna-
He manages to put all three eggs in the nest.
Noah: Win this game!
AND THANKS FOR TAKING ME TO THE FINALE!
Chris: Noah takes the win!
No one is particularly happy with this. Except Noah of course.
Back near the plane everyone goes as it's time for the elimination ceremony. Everyone votes for someone and are hoping that they are right
Chris: Now that you guys voted, pretzels go to… Noah. Cody. Alejandro.
They catch their bags in satisfaction. Heather and DJ are very nervous.
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Chris: Heather!
Heather: YES!
DJ: What?! Why me?
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Like I said to Cody, I need more people against Alejandro. Even if Heather likes him, Cody and I can just vote him out. Worst case scenario, we end up in a tiebreaker challenge.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Noah... luxury awaits you in first class, and as usual, you can bring the loser of your choice.
Noah: Heather.
Chris: Odd choice, but whatever. Now, time for the drop of shame!
The contestants head inside with Noah and Heather grabbing their first-class tickets. DJ doesn't have any final words, so he jumps off in silence. Back to Chris and Chef in the cockpit. Chris tries to grab the controls again, but Chef smacks his hand,
Chris: Ow! Come back next time for more spills, chills, and planet-endangering thrills right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Like Sierra, DJ doesn't have a exclusive. I think the main purpose of this chapter is to check in on everyone. And also eliminate DJ. Kinda like Haute Camp-ture, but there's a challenge. Anyway,
That was Rapa Phooey! I really liked writing the different plans and intensions everyone had. And it seems like Noah's intelligence has gotten him another elimination in his favor. Why DJ? Because he doesn't wanna vote off Alejandro. What's gonna happen next? Will Alejandro be eliminated since he has Noah and Cody against him? Will Alejandro be able to turn things around? And who's making it to the finale!? Because we're gonna have 3 people in the finale! WOOOOOOOOO!
Alejandro- Voted for Heather
Cody- Voted for DJ
DJ- Voted for Heather
Heather- Voted DJ
Noah- Voted for DJ
(3 DJ) (2 Heather)
Ranking:
DJ 5th place
Trent 6th place
Blaineley 8th/7th place
Courtney 8th/7th place
Sierra 9th place
Lindsay 10th place
Gwen 11th place
Owen 12th place
Tyler 13th place
Duncan 14th place
Leshawna 15th place
Izzy 16th place
Bridgette 17th place
Harold 18th Place
Ezekiel 19th Place (Last)
DJ is awesome. It's too bad that he was robbed in TDI and World Tour. He's too good for his own good lol. He ranks 13th I know that's a little low, but he was on the worst team.
