What if…?: Moments

by What If Universe

This is a collection of one-shot stories all surrounding moments of the WIU stories that were never shown in the main continuity. They can either be moments that happened from before the events of the stories, moments that happened during the continuity, or even a moment that took place after completion.

31. Just the Facts! (SATE)

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is J. Jonah Jameson, on Just The Facts. I don't know what kind of sick joke this is, but I have eyewitness reports that during the attack against the terrorist known as Deathstroke and his army, there have been reports of two Spider-Men across the city. Meaning, not only do we have ONE of those wall-crawling freaks, but now we have TWO of them! I mean, one of those wall-crawlers is bad enough, but if you're telling me we have two of them swinging around the city...I may have a heart attack. What's next? A Spider-Pig?! Spider-Woman?" Jameson cried when someone off camera began to talk to him. "What? Jared, what the hell are you talking about? You mean to tell me that there have been reports of a Spider-Woman out there? Two of them?! No, I refuse to accept that. What would convince me? Seeing them all in front of my face right here and now!"

That's when suddenly the wall of his studio exploded and Jameson needed to duck for cover from the attack. Turns out, though, that he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. There was nobody coming after him; it was just an armored man known simply as the Rhino running through the streets and ramming into buildings. It seems that after even getting the serum that cured Slade and all of his men, Rhino wasn't cured of everything else they experimented on him. There was no more Mirakuru in his system, but by this point, he was basically an armored tank with or without it.

"Hey, Jonah!" Miles called as he swung through the hole and webbed the back of the truck. "Looking good!"

"Sorry, just passing through!" Peter said as he swung through the rubble and continued on his way.

Anya was a little behind them as she was trying to keep up. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Jameson! My name's Araña." She then shot out a web to try and keep up with the other two. "Can't wait to hear what you have to say about this!"

Jameson was left in shock when he saw with his own eyes that there were indeed two Spider-Men and a Spider-Woman.

"Jared! There is a Spider-Woman! And there are indeed two Spider-Man! Call me a cab! I'm having a heart attack!"

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