Oars then began looking through the wanted posters to see who he had left to take down.

"There should be at least ten Dragon Riders on the island, but it looks like I'm missing a few of them," he frowned as his eye turned towards Skull and Snotlout. "I have no clue who they are, but that should only leave me with their captain, the blonde girl, that chubby guy and the masked weirdo. So that's at least six down and four to go; now I wonder where they could be hiding."

He then began walking away, making his way back to the main mansion.

Upon Ragnar's instructions, Fishlegs remained hidden and watched the entire demolition of their crew.

"He took them down almost instantly," he gulped. "There's no way I can take on that guy all alone, and Astrid is an immediate trouble. I have to find her, and perhaps the two of us together can come up with a solution."

Perona was having a dream or more of a nightmare; she dreamt of being covered in cockroaches and Snotlout slamming his giant fist into her. Snotlout raised his fist, and everything began to shake as the mansion began to crumble.

"Iron Hammer!" Snotlout roared at the top of his voice.

Perona screamed and suddenly woke up and saw her remaining Wild Zombies looking over her.

"Hey, she's up!"

"Are you all right, mistress?"

"I can't take it any more!" she screamed.

"Mistress Perona!"

"Calm down, my lady, it's just as your royal servants."

Perona finally managed to calm down and regained her bearings.

"We brought you to safety, but you have been crying about roaches in your sleep for a while now."

"Where are we?" Perona asked as she sat up.

"We didn't see any signs of the enemy; we just found you laying down foaming at the mouth."

"Who in the world could have done this to you? Was it that guy from before?"

Perona looked around and saw that mansion was practically falling apart. "Why is the mansion falling apart? What is that rambling, don't tell me those pirates are on a rampage again.

"The Pirates are still going on a rampage, I think, but it is actually Oars causing all this destruction."

"You're kidding me; this is not good," she said.

"I hate to say this, but from what we heard, Oars didn't just wreck the mansion; he crossed the zombie generals too."

"But they're the strongest zombies we've got," she said, staring at them. "So Master Moria can't control Oars after all?"

"Well, he is really big."

A split second later, a giant fist smashed right through the wall taking a few of the zombies.

"Oh no, you guys!" Perona cried.

"They got my bro!"

"I heard a girl," said Oars as he looked through the giant hole he just created.

Perona quickly hid, thinking that he was looking for her. "W-what does he want?"

"This might be a good time to tell you that he kinda stepped on Doctor Hogback, too," one of the zombies informed her.

"He did what?"

"Girly!" Oars boomed. "Looks like I was wrong." He then began walking away. "Hey, lady!"

"I can't take this," said Perona as fear gripped her. "If he's looking for a girl, who knows what he will do when he finds me. Between him and the Pirates, this place is doomed. I'm out of here!"

She then quickly turned towards the Wild Zombies. "I need you guys to gather all the treasure and all the food you can carry. I'm going to steal their pirate ship and run."

"What pirate ship?"

"The Dragon Riders! Now before we all get crushed! Let's go!"

The zombies immediately dashed off, following her commands. "As you wish, mistress!"

"Oh geez," Perona sighed.

"Where are you hiding!" Oars roared.

Perona screamed and dashed off after the zombies, running right past them.

"Mistress Perona!"

Meanwhile, Astrid was slowly beginning to regain consciousness and heard a voice.

"You may now kiss the bride," said the chaplain.

"Finally, I have been waiting long enough," said Absalom excitedly.

Astrid opened her eyes and saw Absalom's lips leaning towards her.

"W-what?" She screamed, moving her head out of the way. "No! Stop it! What are you doing? Where am I? Cut it out!"

"Damnit," Absalom cursed. "So she finally woke up, huh? Well, that won't stop me."

He then attempted to kiss her, but every time he tried, she kept on moving ahead.

"Come on, my dear, we already went through all the boring stuff. Just let me kiss you so we can be husband and wife," said Absalom.

"I did agree to this!" Astrid yelled. "Besides, I may pirate; I'm looking for adventure, not romance!"

"But I'll the Graveyard King, and you will become the Graveyard Queen. Doesn't that sound wonderful?"

"What does that even mean?"

Then suddenly, the ceiling above them shattered, and appearing out of nowhere was Lola swinging her sword like a maniac.

"Absalom!" she yelled.

"Lola, no!" Absalom stared, horrified.

"Astrid…" Lola growled furiously, glaring at her. "How dare you do this to me, you traitor! You said that Master Ab and I would make a beautiful couple. Then I turn around five minutes, and you're marrying him. You said you were my friend, but all you wanted was my man. I should have known better than to trust a thief like you!"

"Hold on a second, Lola," said Astrid quickly. "You've got this all wrong; I mean the one I was knocked out this entire time. I don't even have a clue…" She stopped when she saw that she was wearing a wedding dress. "…is this a wedding dress? Why am I wearing this? It's pretty, though."

Lola then shouted her swinging her swords furiously. "It's pretty, huh? How wonderful for you!"

"This is a big misunderstanding!" Astrid yelled.

Lola didn't seem to be listening as she continued swinging her swords and as if she was about to cut Astrid to ribbons, but Fishlegs appeared out of nowhere and tackled Astrid to the ground before she got skewered.

"Fishlegs?" Astrid gasped.

"Hey, Astrid, looks like I arrived just in time," said Fishlegs.

Absalom narrowed his eyes. "Him again? Well, at least Gunslinger is nowhere to be seen."

"Can someone please tell me what's going on?" Astrid asked.

"The short answer is that pervert over there was trying to pull off a shotgun wedding on you; he would have already married you if Ragnar hadn't arrived in time," said Fishlegs.

"Ragnar?" Astrid blinked. "Where is he now then?"

"That an even longer story," said Fishlegs.

"So you were trying to marry my Master Ab!" Lola yelled, raising her swords.

"Not again," Astrid groaned.

"That is enough!" Absalom roared. "Why don't you just bury a rotten court somewhere in the garden so I can get married already!"

Lola then came to a sudden stop and faced him. "If you want to get married, marry me."

"I would rather die!" Absalom yelled.

"My poor little Ab, still ignorant to the terrifying truth," said Lola with a small smirk.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" he asked.

"This woman right here is already married and to her captain," said Lola.

"What?!" Absalom cried. "No, that can't be true!"

Astrid and Fishlegs were a little confused, but the two of them remembered the lie Astrid had told Lola in the garden.

'Oh, that's right, I almost forgot that I told her that,' said Astrid.

"So, how's that? Still want to get married, Ab?" Lola asked. "You into married women now?"

"And I think if she hadn't burst in, I would have been her second husband," said Absalom stunned. "I was just a few seconds away from being second best."

He then paused and frowned. "Wait, but does that really matter?"

Absalom then began to think back a few hours ago, when he snuck into the bathroom in Hogback's mansion while invisible to peak at Astrid.

"I made it just in time," he said, looking around at the empty bathroom.

"Looks like this is it," said Astrid as she opened the door and then turned back to the others. "All right, you three, wait out here for a second."

"Okay," they nodded.

Absalom was extremely excited to see Astrid's naked body, began dancing around, and accidentally slipped on a bar of soap. He toppled over and hit the floor rather hard, and Astrid peeked inside to find the location of the noise.

"I could have sworn I heard something," Astrid frowned.

"Hey, Astrid, you need some help in there?" Fishlegs asked.

"No, I'm fine. Just watch the door for me," she said.

"All right," said Fishlegs.

'That was a close one,' said Absalom relieved.

He then watched as Astrid stepped into the bathroom completely naked in his mouth and began drooling as he looked over every inch of her.

"That was the best day of my life," he said blissfully.

"Get the hell out of here, you filthy traitor!" Lola yelled and continued chasing after Astrid with her swords.

"I'm telling you, it's not my fault!" Astrid yelled.

"No cutting up my bride, Lola!" Absalom yelled.

Fishlegs frowned. 'She seemed the only one swinging her swords around; they're not getting anywhere close to Astrid.'

"I said get out of here!" Lola yelled at Astrid.

Astrid noticed that something was off as well. 'She keeps missing me.'

"Astrid," Lola whispered faintly.

"What?" Astrid gasped.

"You and your friend run for it while you still can. I'll hold him off, but I don't know how long I can last. I came here to save you, my friend."

"Lola," Astrid gasped.

Lola then suddenly turned and charged towards Absalom pressing her lips together. "Come here, Master Ab. That's right, Sweetheart. If you're looking for a kiss, then pucker up because Lola has a big wet one right here for you!"

Absalom looked at her, terrified.

Astrid just looked at her with concern. 'Lola…'

Fishlegs quickly rushed over to Astrid. "We need to go now."

Astrid nodded reluctantly, and the both of them headed towards the exit.

"Damnit, my bride is getting away!" Absalom cried.

"Your bride is right here, pal!" Lola yelled.

"Nice try, but you can't convince me that my bride is a married woman," said Absalom as he raised his hand. "Now move or suffer!"

Lola didn't move and ended up getting blasted by his invisible bazookas right in the face.

Astrid turned around, horrified, as she fell to the ground. "Lola!"

Lola was sent flying and crashed into the wall by the impact.

"You're nothing but a lonely zombie; how dare you make me waste so much energy disposing of you," said Absalom furiously.

Astrid then immediately rushed forwards and faced Absalom.

"That's a good girl, finally wised up and stopped running, did you?" he said.

Astrid just merely narrowed her eyes.

"You can't hide, you can't escape, because where ever you may go, I'll hunt you down," Absalom vowed. "And I can assure you that you'll never see me coming."

"Then I'll take you down right here right now!" Astrid yelled.

"Astrid, catch!" Fishlegs yelled.

Astrid turned and saw him tossing her battleaxe, which she immediately caught; the moment she did, electricity began to surround her body and channelled into her axe. "How dare you? You can't do that to Lola."

She then took up a fighting stance and then charged at Absalom.

"Yes, my dear, come flying into your husband's arms," said Absalom.

"Valkyrie Lightning!" she yelled, swinging her battleaxe and unleashing a powerful surge of electricity straight at Absalom. "Last time you got here by my lightning, I didn't have any way of channelling it, but the situation is far different this time!"

Absalom cried out in pain as he got electrocuted, and moments later, he collapsed, smouldering.

In his mind, however, it looked as if Astrid was running towards him out of love.

"Ab, sweetie!" Astrid cried cheerfully.

"Yes, my dear, come flying into your husband's arms," said Absalom.

"Darling!" Astrid yelled.

She smiled at him and then pressed her lips, and he did the same. However, in reality, it was just the bolt of lightning heading towards him, and he ended up getting electrocuted.

Astrid frowned. "He didn't even try to dodge my attack?"

"Maybe he couldn't; Ragnar did beat him up rather badly," said Fishlegs.

"Either way looks as if we don't have to worry about him any time soon," Astrid smiled.

They then saw Lola moving and coughing fiercely.

"Lola!" Astrid cried, rushing to her side. "Are you okay? Hang in there. I can't thank you enough; I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't shown up when you did."

"You don't have to thank me, Astrid; we're friends, right?" Lola coughed.

"I do owe you an apology, Lola? When we first met, I was scared and lied," Astrid admitted. "It's just I've. I thought if I said that I was married, you would leave me alone."

"You big silly, it was pretty obvious you weren't married."

Astrid laughed. "I guess so."

"Still, it's clear that you care for your captain, or you wouldn't have said that he was your husband."

Astrid's face turned bright pink. "I-I'm his first mate, that's all; of course, I care for the well-being of my captain."

Lola gave a small chuckle and then suddenly sat up, looking directly at the unconscious Absalom. "Wait a second; Absalom is completely helpless right now!"

She then immediately rushed towards him without a second thought. "I'm going to make you mine."

She then jumped into the air and body-slammed Absalom, and Astrid merely smiled.

Oars were still trying to find the remaining Dragon Riders and were now surging through the rubble.

"Perhaps the end of getting buried amongst all this trouble," he said as he tossed a large piece of it over his shoulder.

Hiccup, meanwhile, was chasing down Moria, but he was, in fact, chasing his shadow. It was so dark, and the trees were so thick that he didn't realise that the real Moria had slipped away.

"Start running away, you coward!" Hiccup yelled. "Seriously, I thought you were Warlord; you're supposed to be tough, you know!"

He then heard something. When he turned his head, he saw a large boulder flying towards him. He quickly jumped back in time before it squashed him, but it ended up blocking his immediate path.

"Great, now I've lost him," Hiccup groaned. "But if you think I'm going to give up that easily you've got another thing coming. Plasma Blast!"

He then began firing plasma blasts at the trees, knocking them down until he saw Moria within the shadows, not realising it was a shadow itself.

"There you are!" he yelled and began chasing after it.

Hiccup didn't know it was being observed by the non-zombie residents of the island.

"Whoa, what was all that about?"

"I don't know, but wasn't that Dragon Conquer Hiccup?"

"You sure? I thought he said that he was going to go to the mansion to beat Moria. What is he doing all the way out here?"

"He says that he is going to kick his ass, then he runs away?"

"Well, I guess you're just going to have to kick Moria's ass yourselves," said a voice behind them.

They immediately recognised the voice and slowly turned around to find Moria standing directly behind.

"Oh, crap, it's him!"

"Now let's be honest with ourselves here; Dragon said that he can beat me, and you believe him? Just like that?" said Moria raising an eyebrow. "Sorry about that. Not going to happen, not now, not ever. And if you don't want to take my word for it, you can stick around and watch your precious little saviour gets face pounded into the ground."

He then began to walk off.

Oars had stopped looking for the rubble and were now looking for what remained of the mansion.

"Now, where could those Dragon Riders be?" he pondered.

He then began to hear movement, and when he looked up, he saw the Dragon Riders had gotten back onto their feet and were now making their way towards him.

"Crap, this guy is going to be a real pain in the ass," said Eret.

"Is not just wrong; he's fast as helper his size," said Toothless.

"What was his name again?" Ragnar asked.

"I think it was Roast, right?" Tuffnut asked.

"No, not even close," said Snotlout. "I think it had an S in the end, didn't it?"

"Hughes?" Chopper suggested.

"I think you getting colder, actually."

"Fours?" Ragnar asked.

"Hmm, no way, that's close."

"It's Oars," said Heather.

"That said!" said everyone.

"I'm sorry, but my injuries are quite terrible," said Skull regretfully.

"It's fine, we understand," said Eret. "You can still move around, though, right?"

"Yes."

"Then move yourself out of the way."

"Of course."

"Hey, Oars!" Ragnar yelled as they came to a stop facing the giant. "If that is really Hiccup's shadow you've got inside you, then I probably shouldn't have to tell you this. You should never underestimate the strength of your own crew."