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An Old Enemy is Coming
After the boys had breakfast at their homes, they went to the Uva/Naranja Academy. As they walk down the path to the main entrance, several Naranja student walk over to them.
"Hey, guys." said a male student.
"Yeah, dude?" asked Kyle. The student holds up a Rotom Phone that showed them, Lincoln, and Arven facing a giant Bombidier.
"You guys took on a giant Pokemon?" the student asked.
"Yeah. Our Pokemon took that Pokemon down." said Cartman.
"Who put up this video?" asked Kenny.
"Iono did." said a female student.
"Oh." said Butters.
"Weren't you scared of that Pokemon?" asked another male student.
"No. We took on that Pokemon because we were helping Arven." said Kyle.
"Helping him with what?" asked another student. Kyle explained to the students about the Herba Mystica and Arven needing them to help his Mabosstiff. After that, the students left to go on with their day. The boys enter the academy and hung out in the hall while they chatted with each other. Cartman sniffed the air suddenly.
"Whoa. They're serving strawberry crepes right now." said Cartman as he walked towards the cafeteria. "I'm gonna grab a couple."
"I'll keep you company." said Butters as he walked after him.
"Didn't he have breakfast?" asked Stan.
"You know Cartman, he'll always have an appetite." said Kyle.
"Yeah." said Kenny. As they talked, Stan turns to see Ed, Edd, and Eddy walking over to them.
"Hey, guys." said Stan.
"Greetings, gentlemen." said Edd.
"What are you guys up to?" asked Kenny.
"Just came to get some breakfast." said Eddy.
"Oh. Cartman and Butters are in the cafeteria." said Stan.
"I see." said Edd. Just then, they see Lincoln walking over to them.
"Hey, Lincoln." said Kyle.
"Hey, guys. What's up?" replied Lincoln.
"Get this, dude. Iono uploaded that video of us battling that Titan Pokemon." said Kyle.
"Yeah. Students have been asking me, Stan, Cartman, Butters, and Kyle about that." said Kenny.
"I know. They've been asking me about that also." said Lincoln.
"We're becoming famous." said Stan.
"Big deal! We took on a Titan Bombirdier yesterday too, but no one said anything about it to us!" said Eddy.
"Actually, Eddy; only Ed took on the Titan Pokemon." said Edd.
"Whatever." said Eddy.
"I don't think anyone from our universe knows about it because no one recorded it on video and put it online." said Edd.
"Well next time Ed takes on a Titan Pokemon, we'll record it and put it online so we can be famous!" said Eddy.
"Actually, since Ed will be taking it on, only he'll become famous." said Edd. Eddy grumbles in response.
"So where are Cartman and Butters?" asked Lincoln.
"They went ahead to the cafeteria." said Kyle.
"Didn't they have breakfast at home?" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, but they had strawberry crepes in the cafeteria today and Cartman wanted to have a couple. Butters went with to keep him company." explained Kyle.
"The Eds here and us were talking about how we all ended up in our Paldeas." said Stan.
"Mind if I join in?" asked Lincoln.
"Sure, dude." said Kyle. Just then, Stan's Rotom Phone. Stan pulls it out and looks at the Caller ID with a look of surprise.
"Who's that, Stan?" asked Kenny.
"It's Wendy." said Stan. Lincoln looked confused.
"Who's Wendy?" asked Lincoln.
"Stan's old girlfriend from back in our hometown." explained Kyle.
"She's NOT my girlfriend!" replied Stan. "Anyway, I gotta take this call. You guys know why I'm here in Paldea so you can explain it to the Eds."
"Sure thing, dude." said Kyle. Stan went to a secluded part of the hallway and answered his Rotom Phone.
"Hey, Wendy." said Stan.
"Stan? Thank goodness I reached you." said Wendy with a worried tone of voice.
"What's the matter?" asked Stan. About a minute later, his eyes widen in horror. "WHAT?!" Meanwhile; the Eds, Lincoln, and the others talked about how they ended up attending their respective academies.
"I can't believe what your dads did!" Edd says to Kyle and Kenny.
"You guys set off a stink bomb the size of an SUV!" said Kenny.
"And I can't believe your family threw you out onto the streets with just a pair of pajamas with no shoes or socks over a superstition, Lincoln!" said Edd.
"And I thought our parents went overboard when they sent me and my friends here." said Eddy.
"I know. But I can't be too upset because if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be here learning about Pokemon, hanging out with you guys, and having an amazing adventure." said Lincoln.
"Yeah." said Kyle. Just then, Stan runs up to Kyle and Kenny.
"Guys! We need to talk!" exclaimed Stan.
"About what, dude?" asked Kyle.
"We need to find Cartman and Butters first!" said Stan.
"They should be in the cafeteria." said Kenny.
"Let's go!" said Stan. He, Kyle, and Kenny walk off while Lincoln and the Eds look with confused looks on their faces.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Ed.
"I have no clue." replied Edd.
"Let's find out." said Lincoln. He and the Eds run off to the cafeteria. At the cafeteria, Cartman and Butters were putting their empty trays on a cart for dirty trays when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny ran over to them.
"Cartman! Butters!" exclaimed Stan.
"What is it, Stan?" asked Butters.
"I got a call from Wendy!" replied Stan.
"What? Calling to tell you she misses you and she loves you and she wishes you were with her?" asked Cartman in a mocking tone.
"No, lard butt! She told me Trent Boyett escaped from juvie!" exclaimed Stan. Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Butters gasped with frightened looks on their faces.
"Trent Boyett?!" exclaimed Kenny.
"Yeah, and he's coming here!" exclaimed Stan.
"How does he know where we are?!" asked Kyle.
"He got to Clyde after he escaped. He gave Clyde a third degree Native American rope burn (a/n: We know that's not what they're really called, we're just trying to be politically correct.) to get Clyde to tell him where we are!" replied Stan. "Wendy said that airport security footage caught him sneaking onto an airplane that was heading here."
"Oh crap! We're dead!" said Cartman.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Butters.
"But, Butters; he already got to you after his parole from juvie last year, so I don't think he'll be coming after you." said Kyle.
"I hope not." said Butters.
"Who's Trent Boyett?" asked Lincoln from the cafeteria doors, making Stan and his friends look to see him and the Eds. They then look back at each other.
"You think we should tell them?" asked Stan.
"Why not? We'll probably need all the help we can get." said Kyle. They then turn back towards the Eds and Lincoln and beckon them over to their table. Lincoln and the Eds walked over and sat down.
"So what's going on?" asked Lincoln. Stan takes a deep breath.
"Okay. It's like this..." said Stan.
FLASHBACK
5 years ago at South Park, Pre-School, Five-year-old Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were standing around, trying to figure out what they wanted to do.
"Dude, let's play Fireman." Stan suggested for playtime, as kids were playing.
"Totally, dude, let's play Fireman." Kyle agreed.
"Jews can't be firemen." Cartman stated.
"Shut up, fat a**!" Kyle argued.
"Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!" Cartman replied.
"Hey. We should put out a real fire!" suggested Kenny.
"Hey, Kenny's right. We should put out a real fire. Then we'll be heroes!" Stan said.
"But how do we start a fire?" Cartman asked.
"Trent Boyett will do it. He's the toughest, baddest kid in preschool!" Kyle suggested, as they saw Trent striking another kid's hand with a play hammer.
"Say Uncle!" said Trent.
"Uncle!" said the boy. Not satisfied, Trent gave more blows,
"Say Uncle!" Trent says again.
"Uncle!" the boy said louder. Satisfied, Trent lets the boy go, while he turned around to see Stan and the others advance towards him, "What do you shitheads want?!"
"Do you know how to start a fire?" Kyle asked.
"Sure! I burn lots stuff." Trent said.
"Start one. Then we're gonna put it out." Stan requested.
"We're firemen!" Kyle confidently said.
"Do you d*** even know how to put out a fire?" Trent deadpanned.
"Yeah, yeah. We play Fireman all the time." Stan said.
"Don't worry, Trent." Cartman said.
"All right, fine." Trent then walked back to the table, grabbed a sheet of paper, crumpled it up, and lays it down on the floor, before setting it on fire.
"Hey fellas, you'd better be careful." Butters said as he approaches the boys.
"Shut up, Butters! We know what we're doing!" Cartman yelled.
"Oh, all right then." replied Butters. He turned around and walked off, as the sheet catches fire.
"Wow, cool!" Stan awed.
"Code 7! Bring in the firemen!" Kyle exclaimed. Stan walked up to the crumples sheet making Firetruck noises as his dropping his pants and began peeing on the paper.
"Come on, firemen! Put out the fire!" Stan said, as the others started to do what he did.
"We're heroes!" Stan said.
"We saved the school!" Kyle smiled. When they were done peeing on the fire, the boys looked nervous when they see the fire was still going.
"Hey! Put it out!" said Trent. Just then, the preschool teacher, Ms. Claridge, walks over to them and sees the fire.
"Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!" Their teacher, Ms. Claridge, said as she arrived and noticed the fire.
"They said they could put it out!" Trent said, pointing at the boys.
"Children, get back away, now!" She shooed the boys away, then tried to smother the fire out with a blanket. The blanket catches on fire, before it spreads to her dress. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed as she runs from the blanket, then twirled in her own flames as the alarm went off. "I'M BUUURNIIIING!"
"Put it out, put it out!" Stan said. Cartman ran up to their teacher and started peeing on her with the boys coming over and doing the same. Moments later, outside the school, the teacher was being put in an ambulance.
"Come on, hurry! We've gotta get her to the hospital!" The Paramedics hop into the ambulance and drove off, siren blaring.
"Dude, we are in so much trouble!" Stan said.
"My mom is gonna break my legs!" Kyle panicked.
"Hey, we didn't start the fire, Trent Boyett did." Cartman confidently said.
"That's true." Stan realized.
"You boys!" A voice said, as two officer and Trent walked up to them. "Trent is trying to tell us the fire was your idea."
"No!" Stan said.
"Not us. We're good kids." Kyle defended
"Tell them it was an accident: you thought you could put it out." Trent pleaded.
"Trent Boyett is a liar, sir." Cartman stated.
"I thought so." One of the officers said, putting cuffs on Trent. "All right, that's it, Trent. You're going to Juvenile Hall for a long time!" As Trent was being led to a police car, he sees Butters.
"Butters, you saw! Tell them what happened!" Trent pleaded as the officer pulled him passed Butters.
"U-Ah, gee-whiz, Trent. Ah, I don't wanna get involved. Or else my parents will ground me." Butters said, nervously.
"You'd better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall! You'd better all pray!" Trent said while the officer wrestled him into the patrol car and closed the door.
"Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall, he's gonna wanna kill us!" Kyle exclaimed
"Whatever. That's like years from now." Cartman shrugged.
"Yeah, who cares?" Stan said, as they began cheering.
End Flashback
After Stan told Lincoln and the Eds the whole story, it was needless to say, Lincoln and the Eds were shocked beyond rational belief.
"Geez Louise!" exclaimed Eddy.
"Dear, Lord!" said Edd. Ed was speechless and didn't know what to say.
"I can't believe you guys did that!" said Lincoln.
"We were little kids then; we didn't know any better!" said Stan.
"When he made parole a while back, he came after us." said Kenny. "But we got him sent back to juvie."
"He got to Butters first and did so much stuff to him he was put in the hospital." said Stan.
"What kind of stuff?" Lincoln nervously asked.
"Well. He gave him a snuggie, a charlie horse, a purple nurple, a swirly, a noogie, and some other stuff." said Stan. Lincoln looked confused.
"That's all he did?" asked Lincoln. "Seems like kiddie-level bullying stuff to me." Stan thinks back for a bit.
"Now that you mention it, it does seem kind of dumb to be scared of that stuff." said Stan.
"Kind of does, doesn't it." said Kyle.
"But Butters was in the hospital." said Cartman. Butters thinks for a bit.
"Actually, I don't really remember what Trent did to me. I think I was so scared of what I thought he was going to do that I fainted. I didn't really feel anything. I just woke up in the hospital." said Butters. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny looked at each other. "I think my parents and the doctor just overreacted."
"Why are we so scared of that sort of stuff?" asked Kenny. "We can clean our ears out after wet willies, we can dislodge our underwear after wedgies, and the rope burns, noogie pain, purple nurple pains, and pink bellies will go away with time."
"But why did the doctor at the hospital back home set up an entire medical ward for that kind of stuff for those sixth graders when Trent did it to them?" asked Cartman.
"Don't forget how dumb a lot of the adults back home can be." said Stan. "He was most likely overreacting."
"All of a sudden I don't feel that scared of Trent Boyett anymore." said Kyle.
"Well what are you guys going to do now?" asked Lincoln.
"I guess we wait for Trent to show up, just let him do what he wants to do to us, and get it over with." said Stan.
"Sounds a lot better than living our lives in fear." said Kyle.
"Yeah." said Kenny.
"I suppose it would take him a whole day to get here by plane like it did for us." said Lincoln.
"He'll probably arrive at the same airport we all did." said Stan.
"So we all agree then?" asked Kyle.
"Yeah. We'll wait for him at the airport tomorrow." said Stan.
"Want me to be there with you guys?" asked Lincoln.
"No, dude. This is our problem, so we should face it alone." said Stan.
"But thanks anyway." said Kenny.
"Yeah." said Cartman.
"No problem, guys." said Lincoln.
"Hey! Can we eat now?" asked Eddy.
"I'm hungry." said Ed. The others looked back towards them.
"Yeah. Sorry for making you wait." said Lincoln.
"That's quite all right, Lincoln." said Edd. After that, Lincoln and the Eds sat down with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny and had breakfast.
End of Chapter 16
Authors' Note: Credit for putting Trent Boyett in the story goes to G09F17R02.
Pokemon Stan has with him: Quaxwell (M), Psyduck (M), Happiny (F), Ralts (F), Litleo (F), Maschiff (F), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Stan has in his collection: Quaxwell (M), Buizel (F), Psyduck (M), Lechonk (M), Happiny (F), Ralts (F), Klawf (M), Litleo (F), Applin (M), Maschiff (F), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Kyle has with him: Floragato (M), Fletchinder (F), Sunkern (F), Makuhita (M), Flittle (M), Phanpy (M), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Kyle has in his collection: Floragato (M), Oinkologne (M), Fletchinder (F), Sunkern (F), Makuhita (M), Klawf (M), Flittle (M), Rellor (M), Phanpy (M), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Kenny has with him: Wooper (M), Hoppip (F), Rookidee (F), Nymble (M), Shellder (F), Capsakid (M), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Kenny has in his collection: Wooper (M), Azurill (F), Fidough (M), Igglybuff (F), Hoppip (F), Rookidee (F), Klawf (M), Shellder (F), Surskit (F), Nymble (M), Wattrel (F), Capsakid (M), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Cartman has with him: Crocalor (M), Tarountula (F), Scatterbug (F), Buizel (M), Gyarados (M), Pichu (F), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Cartman has in his collection: Crocalor (M), Tarountula (F), Scatterbug (F), Buizel (M), Gyarados (M), Pichu (F), Skwovet (M), Klawf (M), Bonsly (M), Drowzee (M), Snom (F), and Koraidon (M).
Pokemon Butters has with him: Charcadet (M), Skiddo (F), Tinkatink (F), Pichu (M), Deerling (F) and Mudbray (M).
Pokemon Butters has in his collection: Charcadet (M), Skiddo (F), Tinkatink (F), Klawf (M), Pichu (M), Deerling (F), Smoliv (M), Finneon (F), and Mudbray (M).