Mickey and Greg Heffery Are Making sure all schools are nice in his world. No bullying no Unfairness, no confeclt and no picking favorites. Patty Feial Was so angry that She had to be nice to greg. Patty hated greg. Please don't asked why it's not because That becaue her dress is too tight, itK's not because That her brain is Sentrive but i see that Greg saying :Patty patty is a fatty.: Got her heart Shrunk two sizes to big.
but what ever the reason That greg is the star he hated him so much. Staring At the dvd down with a Angry frown.
: Unbelievable!: She snapped. :Greg heffery is a brat. : And why shoudo ia ryime. it's dumb. :I played Cindy lou who, there's no way My mom is fired from The president of the PTA.
:Then She spotted Thomas the Tank engine. : Sir toppon hat is watching you. Kid I don't see Bullies pixking On 11 year olds who watch my show.
:So uncivilized. : Snapped Obi wan.: in the passager seat.
:At least i played Laia in star wars. If my mom was still President of the PTA she'll sue rhe jedi order.
Greg Heffery's tescher Hated Him Because He is the brother of that trouble sum Brother of Rodrick. he had to work overtime Because he lewgulized bullying in This school. Many Parents were forced to taken their kids out of school. because it was being a bad influence. Some teachers were either layed. off or Work overtime. Greg Hefferly teacher is angry His bags have eyes, And he was forced to be more nicer to greg. : I hope your happy greg You wanted Trouvle but now a violent mob Disrespects the Pledge of Alligence, :He snapped. :I got my eye on you. Mister.
but Greg got this from the tescher. : You've been served. For Interaction for technology.
:SUED,: He protested.
:Well the town is tired of All boys Causing trouble that dossn't go unpunished. and since That It traced attention back to ypur fanboys, Your mom is suing you. :
:Mommies boy mommies boy!: Teased the other students, But Greg's plea for help gotten Barney and the backyard gang to rescue him by Sending him To His world.
: hey where he go.: Said a dark skinned girl With braces.
:I don't know But i got his lunch money.: Said a portly boy.:
meanwhile in the cartoon world. Barney being Greg to his world.: shimbaree shimbarah. shimbaree shimbarah : Barney said. as he send Greg to his world.
:Hey what's going on!:
:We're here to help you.: Tina said. :And to know you hate your mom Babying you so much. We decided to Give you more love.: she added.
:what does this has to do with me.: Greg asked with red Face.
:We understand that Your mom embarresing you, Making you read Your birthday cards, forced . banning of Internet. 24/7/365. and Neglecting you when you almost got run over by a car and She is concerned about manny instead of you. And now she as the gaul to Sue her own son because she doesn't agrees. She is afraid of her own parents.
:And now You have layers.: Shrek finished.
:Hey your shrek.:
:That is right laddy It's me Shrek first animated film to win Animated future, do you remember what layers are.
:Ogers and humans see like onions Not the smell or the tear.s: Greg answered.
:That is right Ogres have layers You have layers we all have layers. :Shrek said.
:So i decided to Take camping with you and the backyard gang for you to understand what Is life is like without Tv or internet.: Barney said.
:And besides Would you rather Hang out with your angry mom. Or Hangout with the backyard gang and we won't tease you or embarrass you.: Tina said giving him puppy eyes.
:And We promise we won't keep you away from your Devices unlike your mom.
:and your already a Macy's day balloon. On live television. : Dereck said.
:We won't we like Rowley. and ecen if we did have Rowley We Make sure he keeps his Trap Shut, and Not call .Amy's butt cute,: Micheal said. Amy disgusted slapped Her brother.
:Listen We never read any of your books, We understand You wanted a journey not a dairy Diary are surpassed to have a lock. And Just be you, Not A Boy who follows girls. We already tired to reboot. Everything, From Book to Movie.
:I feel Like I rather hang out With You kids Rather then My mom Dad and brother's Rocdrick Bullies me but he told me that i can't survice 10 secodnsd in middle school. And I feel like If tina was in middle school, They Woule bully Her because od her a race.:
: That is real Touching Greg. I Gotten afraid of Barney before i met him. He is happy unlike those scary movie.:
:I hate behind reminded about My mom Forcing me to joun a book club. :
:It will be fine. There's no way my phone will be taken away. Those bullies will be Banished from the Imagination world. And even ir Those High school halloween pranksters get in to beat the fudge out of you. We put those Red ropes, and the electric fence. and the Plastic glass wall.: Adam said.
:Why don't we invite That Lincoln kid and maybe One of his sisters I never hang out with a girl.
:What about Holly!: Asked Barney Curiously. That makes Greg Red Turned Checks.
:Don't worry Greggy You can hang out with me. and I used Blinky to make a picnic. :Said a Girlish Squeaky voice. that girl is baby bop.
:Baby bop!: Said the backyard gang
:I would talk to barney and baby bop But It's vision is based on movement.: Greg said.
:Oh don't worry Punster That only happened in Jurassic park.: Barney said.
now let's have fun with Breakfast then We are
The next day. After a day at camp. Barney dressed as a black robe and A powdered wig showed up at the courtroom.
The Mom Susan Just graduated law school to get back at her son. For Bringing back Weekend Internet.
:The people of Plainview V.S. Greg Heffery.
:Who speaks for the devense,
:Barney the dinosaur Attueney or law. : Giggled the Annoying Purple dinosaur.
:Barney. : Manny gleed.
:Yes i know but He is not on our side.: Said Susan Keeping her distance.
The courtroom Are Awing. The judge tried to settle down the court,
:Order order order.
:The defendent is charged with going to a convention without telling his Mother one count.
:Injuring a friend!one count. :
:Ruining the wizard of oz play. :One count.
: Wrecking the house 4 counts.
:Talking to the audence. 5 counts
: Domestic violent protesting 198 counts.
:And let's not forget A Boy in horns Stabbed me with a America flag.: Snapped A protester.
:Make that 199.: Said the judge.
the court is all Shouting Even Susan and frank Are yelling at their son. Greg panicked. until Mickey came in and Break up the Drama.
:I wouldn't Bang my gavel.:
:It's alright your honer I Own Plainview.
:But he got the cheese touch I am suposted to be minnie Mouse. Not Any girl. You made my mom Lose Her job at the P.T.A.
:Order order. Quiet or you will be held for contempt And sharing a room with greg.: Patty angerly calmed down.
:Bring in your first witness.:
: Yes your honer the Prosopicuter called my baby boy Greg Hefffery. :
:Why am i being sued by mom.: Groanee greg.
:It will be okay I got this. : Mckey said.
: The Bay lift angrily Tells Greg to tell the truth. Greg Agrees with dismay that Mom will embarrass him in court.
:Greg Did you make new friends When I told you not to talk to strangers.:
:I didn't talk to these people i didn't know That mob came to My house and school.
:Where were you on the day the mob was at school.
: i was at school studying Until My teacher angrily Told All students to Exit. The school and falsely blaming Me for This mob. all because I am the brother of Him.: Said greg.
:oh this is going to be rich,: Greg's older borther Said.
:we told you a thousand times Rodrick didn't do anything at the school.:
:We Tooken your Diary to the lab to be teated,: Barney said.
it said. that you wanted a journal But your mom Gave you i dairy. And you got punched by a older kid.: Barney said.
:I object Greg never mention that When he got home. :Susan heffery snapped.
:I am trying to say that Greg has a fear of Not speaking the truth of Being dumped on. : Barney said.
:Objection overruled. : Snapped The judge I'll Read the pages of his Diary and I will Ask Everyone Questions,
then Some witnesses Ask Questions From big to small. To tough to week. Patty Farriel got angry. That He is refusing to forgive Greg for teasing her in Kindergardian.
:Greg heffery Ruined My Chances to make my dreams come true. : patty farirel agried.
:I'll tell you something Fairel. Dreams come true Is a p privilege not a right.
Roulley was rhe last one to Testfiey on Greg's behalf.
:Is it true That You are greg's Only friend,
:Yes And i got to say I love you mickey.: Rowley.
:Yes i know everyone loves me I tour the world I Won 2 oscars. and I meet Millions of Happy fans per year, and i am glad ItKs all back after all these years.
:Greg had more friends. Freggely,wired Kid with That Hair on his secret freckle. and cerag who warned him about the cheese touch. And he also Broke my arm and didn't apologize. And got me into trouble. In the school safety monitor. And those High school Thugs Make me eat the cheese touch. and Greg took the blame because he is my Fri-
vut something snapped, Something Burst, Patty fairel. Gotten shocked with Disgust and Angry and Embarrassment .. so did the other students, :You mean to tell me that You eat the cheese touch. and Greg took the blame.
:He is under oath. :Nodded Barney.
:No-No-No-No-No-No-: please don't tell me I hugged him. But then The school courtroom begin to panick.
:I guess i opened my big mouth Rowley. :
:Pretty much. : Greg said,
:The students all Wnet crazy with disgust and Insanity, meaning that Someone might've gotten the cheese touch.
:You are all Morons. You all got angry over a cheese just like you shunned another Students for Toughing it. I mean not even the janitors can clean it up. What is wrong with all of you. Greg stood up for His only friend to make it up for him. How would you all feel When Boys like Ponies. how you you all like it it if your being picked on For Reading Comics. how would you feel like When You Wear braces or glasses or Wear a nose ring, That is why buzz lightyear. Follows that Teamwork Protocol. and The nose ring dress code. and you Mom. of greg You should be proud or your son, Ofr standing the truth . And Your Dumb haircut Husband Is supported to attack those Thugs, On halloween but you force your son to be a man. Well I he is not a man He is a 12 year old boy. I seen kids are driven into White jackets jackass and as for you ( to susan )
:oh no rat. Your not pinning this on me. : Snapped Susan Heffery.
: That is the point You are becoming your Old hag mother, Who tells you when a person is Bad They get punished, How would you feel When You were banned from watching the Macy's day parade. i understand That modern Tv should be banned But this is overdoing it. even Belle would be Like You are over doing it. And as for your baby talk. Greg is being laughed st and You act like you don't care And if your throwing out Pokemon Cards. I will have pikachu give you shock therapy have Kofffing Smoke Screen smell worst then Manny's Butt, and Have Snorlax sit on you. And one more thing Making a movie is hard It takes time, Money, a crew, and Equipment. You can't always say your always right. i will make sure Anti device weekend Lsw Would be Lifted. Once i win this case. So kiss your Forced Book club goodbye. and if you don't like it then Check your Privilege.
the parents are both shunned, and Hung their heads of shame. And The school students. All Were speechless.
:That is it!: Roared Patty As she beat up Greg. But hauled Away. :YOU WANt THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.: She yelled from the top of her lungs. as she is being restrained out of the courtroom.
:Uuh Case dismissed.: the confused judge said.
:See told you I owned Plainview.: Mickey said.
then Barney sings the final part.
:I love you you love me
Mom forced to allow technology
and Happy ending greg have hot broth.
this is Barney signing off,
