"Rory!" Lorelai yelled, running down the stairs.
"What, what?!" Rory asked as she ran out of her room.
"I lost my favorite lip gloss!"
Rory stared at her blankly. "Are you serious?"
"I never joke about fashion."
"Use a different lip gloss."
"But none of my other lip glosses are sparkley."
"You're a grown woman, you don't need sparkles."
Lorelai gasped. "It's like I didn't even raise."
"Do you want to borrow one of mine?"
"Yes!" Lorelai rushed into Rory's bedroom. "Oh pretty!" she said as dumped Rory's makeup bag onto her desk. She grabbed a lipstick called "vicious trollop".