"If you could kiss any animal and have them turn into a human, a human boyfriend, what animal would it be?" Lorelai asked.
"What kind of question even is that?" Rory asked.
"It's a personality question, come on, answer."
"Okay. A panther."
"A panther?!"
"Yeah, that's what I said."
"Why a panther?"
Rory shrugged. "I don't know, dark and mysterious, I guess."
"You choose wrong."
"What? How can I choose wrong? It's my personality."
"You were supposed to choose frog."
"Why frog?"
"Duh, because the frogs turn into princes. You're supposed to want a prince. God, what did I raise?"