Luke sighed as he entered Taylor's Olde Fashioned Soda Shoppe. He really didn't want to do this. How did Lorelai always get him to do these kinds of things?
"Hello Luke, what can I do ya for?" Taylor, dressed like a barbershop quartet member, said. "Looking to try a root beer float?"
"Look Taylor, I know this is ridiculous but I know you have some comically oversized scissors and Lorelai needs to borrow them for something."
"Oh, is Lorelai having a ribbon cutting ceremony for the Dragonfly's new building?"
Luke sighed. "No, she's making a Tic-Tac, or something. Don't ask."