Lorelai woke with a start. Someone was rummaging around downstairs. "Luke!" she hissed, shaking him awake. "Someone broke in!"
"What?" Luke yelled as he woke.
"Shh!" They'll hear you!"
"Who?"
"The burglar! I knew we shouldn't have spent the night at your old apartment." Lorelai picked up a bat from their bed side. "Go protect me!"
Luke took the bat and crept downstairs. There was a figure behind the counter, by the cash register. He raised the bat and the figure yelped. It was Rory?
"Rory, what are you doing?"
She lifted up a bowl of ice cream. "Pregnancy craving?"