Discalimer: Bleach is not mine people, just to be clear.

A/N: So today we have Bya-kun and some nice Kuchiki styled swearing, have fun!

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Everyone knows Kuchiki Byakuya is the epitome of noble grace and stature. He's composed, regal and knows the ins and outs of the entire political side of Soul Society. However, even the ever emotionless Kuchiki has his breaking points, even though he rarely shows it.

Rukia knows that her Ni-sama does not curse like mostly everyone else does. She's even heard her own captain –sweet and kind Ukitake-taicho- curse through a particularly tall stack of paperwork when he was trying to finish on time after a bout of sickness hit –it had been terrifying to hear. She has heard her Ni-sama whisper things to himself when she thinks he blows –not like she can tell, his expression remains impassive- but the times she has been close enough to hear, she can only tell it's in a completely foreign language.

Renji has also heard such episodes, some of them directed at him –he thinks- but like Rukia, he really can't understand the rapid words uttered under his breath, and he's not so sure he ever wants to know. Kuchiki Byakuya is scary on a good day, he doesn't want to know what those –most likely curses, from the tone he has been able to catch- mean.

One day, Ichigo accompanies Rukia into the Kuchiki Manor to pick up some papers she had forgotten in her room. As they pass by the room where Byakuya was having a meeting with the Clan Elders –Rukia had told him- the stoic Kuchiki stalks out, muttering words that Rukia has maybe heard a thousand times –Dummkopf,that sounds like something her Ni-sama has said in the past… maybe.

Ichigo on the other hand freezes which makes Rukia stop as well and turn up to her friend to find him blushing as bright as his namesake. The orange head mechanically turns to the Kuchiki head who seems to have barely noticed their presence before stuttering.

"I-Is that e-even humanly possible?" Ichigo asks the raven head.

Rukia finds herself looking between the two curiously as Byakuya's eyes widen almost unnoticeably. Her Ni-sama doesn't say anything for half a minute, but soon enough seems to have finished rebooting his thought process and asks as composed as ever.

"Kurosaki Ichigo," he begins as cold as ice to try and hide his curiosity "You understand German?"

Ichigo clears his throat to try and clear the blush dusted over his cheeks before nodding as slowly as possible. He looks nervous, and if Rukia weren't so shocked herself –she finally knows what language that is!- she would have savored the expression on his face.

"And French." He points out shyly which makes Byakuya raise an eyebrow "A- And Italian. And Chinese. And Latin, Portuguese, Spanish, Roman, Dutch, Swiss and Russian among others."

Byakuya comes to the slow realization that the Substitute Shinigami must have understood his fluent string of curses. The fact that he had mixed up his swears in German, French and Russian must not have fazed the teen if what he says is truth, and right now, he seriously cannot find it in himself to doubt the other.

"Huh," Rukia deadpans, almost as if she's just now realizing that Ichigo is never going to stop surprising them.

Byakuya cannot help mirroring Rukia's shocked expression with a furrowing of his brows as well.

Ichigo's blush returns full power.

Not to be continued…

A/N: Remember people, if you have any ideas, they are highly appreciated.