Discalimer: I do not own Bleach. Yes, a regular disclaimer.
A/N: This is also a request, so I hope you guys enjoy!
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"Stop following me!" he bellowed from the top of his lungs, making all the other Shinigami walking nearby run off in fear of his rage "Go back to your inner world god damn it!"
The two turned to each other with a conspiring look before the white haired albino broke into a wide smile.
"We don't want to~!" he sing songed, making Ichigo growl in irritation.
"I swear to god Zangetsu," they both looked at him with a questioning look "both of you. Go back into your inner world, or I'll find a way to keep you guys in there."
The Quincy side of his zanpaktou merely kept a cool and collected expression, while the Shinigami and Hollow side, hollered in laughter as if Ichigo had said a particularly funny joke. As always, anyone who passed by him in the street and actually knew who, or what the other two were, couldn't decide themselves between feeling awe or terror.
"You to expect to follow me around the whole town and into the meetings I have scheduled for the day?" he asked incredulously, more than a little annoyed.
"Of course!" answered the albino.
"That was the plan." Was the reasonable response from his down to earth spirit.
Ichigo threw his hands in the air to showcase his frustration. "I give up." He proclaimed as he turned around and continued his trek towards the first division barracks where he was programed to have a meeting with Kyoraku.
The two Spirits stayed behind for a second before shrugging to each other and following their dense owner.
"Do you think he'll ever figure out that he can control our materialization?" The white haired Zangetsu asked his counterpart.
The raven head kept his stoic expression before sighing and shaking his head. A couple feet in front of them, Rukia turned the corner and bumped into their orange-haired owner. She took a look at the two, before turning back to Ichigo and slapping him over the head as she began yelling.
Zangetsu –both of them- would bet anything that she was admonishing him for not being able to control them.
The albino turned to him and gave him an unimpressed stare. "Should we tell him?"
The raven head stays quiet as Rukia delivers a kick to Ichigo's shin. That's have got to hurt.
"No." he once again denies "No need to take away our amusement."
The wide grin the hollow gives him has Zangetsu questioning if it was a good idea or not. He's supposed to be the reasonable spirit, but well, staying cooped up, standing on a pole sideways all the time isn't fun.
"We could always stalk other Shinigami's so that he thinks we're inside." Zangetsu ver. White says evilly.
The glasses wearing spirit sighs again before admonishing "The gossip will reach his ears sooner or later."
The albino hums in agreement before wincing at a particularly painful looking punch delivered by the petite Shinigami. Honestly, Ichigo could take her down with his eyes closed, why he lets himself get beat up is a mystery.
"Maybe he's a masochist." He mutters out loud.
"A hardcore M." Zangetsu-Old man agrees.
"Ouch!" Ichigo yells before pushing Rukia out of biting reach "Calm down midget! Blame them!"
She growls, and both zanpaktou spirits can't help but think that their owner has taken one too many hits to the head if he continues to insult her height without restraint.
"Idiot Strawberry!"
Not to be continued…
A/N: Well this one is for… uh, let me check my notes… Beautiful-Liar13! Hope you liked it and thanks for the idea.