Co-Written by Titan820
After an unfortunate accident, the crew of the Planet Express—consisting of Fry, Amy, Leela, and Bender—found themselves stranded on a planet inhabited solely by a tribe of tall, powerful Amazonian women. The tribe's leader, a computer, was displeased with the disrespectful behavior of men towards their society and their lack of tolerance. As a result, she ordered that the men be sentenced to a peculiar and deadly form of punishment known as "Snu-Snu," where the women's size and strength would ultimately lead to the men's demise through vigorous sexual activity.
However, amidst the grim fate that awaited them, there was someone who would receive a different treatment. Thog and Kug were assigned to handle this particular case, while another Amazon was tasked with dealing with the remaining man.
"Excuse me, esteemed ladies, but why are we heading so far away from the other gentlemen and their tents?" Zapp inquired, feeling perplexed.
"You're going somewhere else," Thog replied with a smirk.
"Indeed, only truly special men get to go there," Kug added with a smile.
"Oh, really? Excellent," Zapp responded, his smugness on full display. "It must be because of these impressive guns, right?" Zapp flexed his arms, attempting to impress the Amazonian duo.
The two Amazons simply rolled their eyes, unimpressed and unmoved by Zapp's antics. This clueless man had no inkling of what awaited him once they reached a few kilometers away from the others. After walking for a considerable time, they finally arrived at their destination. The tent stood larger and more robust than the others, while the surrounding plants appeared withered and lifeless.
"Here we are," they both announced, dropping Zapp to the ground.
"Ow, okay," he grumbled as he got back on his feet. "What happened to that plant over there?" Zapp pointed at a nearby shrub.
"Oh, you know, some things around here can be a bit toxic to plant life. Although it doesn't happen often, when it does..." Thog smirked, relishing the thought.
"It leaves a lasting impression," Kug chuckled.
"Right then..." Zapp muttered, surveying the interior of the tent.
"Get inside," Thog commanded, poking Zapp's back with her large finger.
Zapp complied, stepping into the tent and taking in the peculiar scent. "Hmm...seems a little stale in here. When was the last time this place was cleaned?"
"Get used to it. This is as fresh as it gets," Kug replied.
"Don't worry," Thog interjected, gently gripping his shoulders. "This is more than you deserve."
Suddenly, Zapp found himself seized by the neck and hurled onto a large bed covered in animal fur. "Woah!" he exclaimed, landing with a thud and casting a glance at the two Amazonians.
"It's time you understand that Snu-Snu is not for the likes of you," Thog frowned.
"Degenerate men like you are undeserving of Snu-Snu," Kug spat on the ground in disgust.
"Oh, really? Well, what am I going to get, then?" Zapp pouted, his curiosity piqued, as they overheard the sounds of Ornik engaging in "activities" with Fry.
"It seems it has already begun. We can still hear it from a distance," Thog laughed.
"You silly man, prepare yourself for 'Brap-Brap'," Kug said, struggling to suppress her laughter.
"And pray tell, what might that be? Some kinky affair, perhaps?" Zapp eagerly hoped for it.
"Well, it's something you truly deserve," Thog giggled mischievously.
"Close your eyes, and you shall receive it," Kug said, attempting to stifle her laughter.
"Alright then, I'm ready," Zapp declared with a smile, closing his eyes in anticipation.
Kug motioned to him while looking at Thog as if to say that she could go first, which the blonde-haired amazon accepted. Looking back at that stupid man with a smile plastered on his face, Thog smiled evilly before walking towards him.
'This is gonna be fun' She thought before turning around, showing her big voluptuous ass an inch to his face.
"Can I open my eyes now?" Zapp asked her as he smelled something a little bit...funky.
"Hmmm! Y-Yes you can" Thog said as her stomach started gurgling, holding back the urge.
Zapp opens his eyes and gasps as he sees Thog's massive meaty cheeks above his face. But he didn't have a chance to think about how sexy that phat ass was because one second later and...
*PPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPPTTBBTTBTBTBB*
A large gust of nasty wind bursts forth from her buttcheeks hitting the space cop right in the face with the strength of a pump action shotgun and the smell was that of burnt rotten eggs, leaving his nose in a funky state.
"Ahh! Ooggh eww! What was that?" Zapp said as he gagged and coughed from the foul stench.
"Hehehe, there is more where that came from" Kug laughed at his expense "This is what Brap Brap is, we are farting on you"
He gulped as he looked at their giggling faces "O-Oh no"
"Did you think you would get snu snu? Don't make us laugh" Thog said.
"You probably small and pathetic," Kug said.
"I'm not small!" Zapp said as they heard Ornik say how big Fry was in one of the other tents.
Thog sighs "Well let's just get this over with, maybe after we are done we can join in the fun with the others"
"Maybe, but now it's my turn so move it" Kug pushes Thog away before getting on top of the bed, looming over Zapp like he was the size of a child.
He looks at her. "Please, I know you might not like me, but don't kill me please," Zapp begged.
"Pipe down you waste of oxygen, a man like you is pointless in this universe," Thog said before getting into a position that was similar to reverse cowgirl but her large ass was put into his face, smothering him with her meaty ass cheeks.
"Is this what you wanted? A big pair of cheeks to suffocate you?"
'I-I thought they spoke like cavemen but now they are talking much better? Was it all an act?'
Zapp tries to scream but his voice is muffled as Thog laughed before Kug blasts a huge nasty fart on Zapp's face.
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
"OOooh! Shit, I have been holding that one up ever since our leader told us to get ready for you" Kug said in relief as her first fart was really loud.
He gagged as he coughed, slapping her ass. "Ooh, God! Do all amazons fart like they are gonna blow up a tent? That was so nasty!" Zapp said as he managed to talk somehow but was grossed out even more.
"No way! I have way more to give out and so does Thog" Kug said before shoving his head further up her ass.
"Mmmmph!" Zapp muffled as his face and head were buried deep between Kug's meaty cheeks.
"This is your new home now"
She groaned before gritting her teeth and blasting off a larger and nastier fart than the previous one, using Zapp's face as a fart suppressor making her cheeks vibrate, enjoying the sensation and delight in humiliating him.
*BBBBBRRRRAAAAPPPPTTTTTRRRRRAAAR*
Zapp tries to push her ass but Kug was just too heavy as she flexes her butt muscles on his face for extra pain.
"Try not to kill him too quickly Kug, I want to have some fun too" Thog called out to her.
"Please don't kill me at all!" Zapp said, muffled between Kug's cheeks.
"Whatever," Kug said before letting go of his face and standing up.
He started taking deep breaths of the air as it was less tainted from their gas, keyword 'less' still stank but not as much as being dead center of it all.
"He is still conscious huh? Resilient fellow" Thog said mildly impressed.
"Thanks," Zapp said as he looked at Thog.
"How about we test that out?" The blonde-haired girl said with a bigger smile.
"Oh no," Zapp said as he saw Thog smirking.
The next scene cuts to Thog having her hands against the wall while Kug shoves Zapp's face up her friend's phat ass who then clenches it up before releasing a devastating and deadly fart that shook the furniture, sounding like a grenade explosion, shaking her hips in delight while doing so. Kug just laughed off before slapping her ass which in turn made her release another fart but this was the silent type, which was worse.
"Enjoy the aroma fucker" Kug told him off as they were trained not to be affected by their own stench.
"It's foul and stinky, I feel like my lungs are burning up," Zapp said as Thog clenched her meaty ass again and laughed.
"Good, then there is room for one more" Kug said before putting her ass together with Thog, imprisoning the perverted idiot in two large amazon asses.
"No, don't do this," Zapp said as he was stuck in this meaty massive ass prison.
"Let's teach this man what happens when he disses amazon's Kug" Thog told her friend.
"I'm so ready Thog!" Kug said as he heard them both grunt.
And to make matters worse he hears at the distance one of the amazons saying how big and full of stamina Kif was, more than Fry even.
"Kif, you are amazing!" One of the amazons said. Thog and Kug smiled. "Your partner Kif's a better person," Thog said.
If those moans could be heard from so far away then he was doing a good job, whether he wanted or not.
"S-Shut up I'm way better, you just didn't give me a chance" Zapp groaned in annoyance.
"So, if we whip out your cock, we would be impressed?" Kug asked Zapp.
"As if! I don't smell manly genes from you, an amazon knows the strong" Thog said.
They grunt and blasted a huge massive air-shattering fart on his head, it was so strong that it looked like the gas was going to blast the small house apart thanks to their combined force, but that was not the end. Thog and Kug would take pauses in between farting on him as if they were playing a game, one fart here, two farts there.
"Ahh, smells good huh weakling?" Thog asked. "Yeah, smell it, you have no choice!" Kug asked.
The smell was so horrible that Zapp was basically crying right now, his eyes burning up and unable to escape from their ironclad booty cheeks. He tried pushing on both of their asses, but it was just a hand on their butts to them, barely feeling it.
"Hmmm this felt really good Thog, but I think we should go back before the two other men are too tired to please us," Kug said.
"Yeah, you gotta point," Thog said as they finally got off of him.
Zapp Brannigan's body was tossed onto the floor like a ragdoll before the two amazons stretched it up after a job well done.
"Later loser," Thog said. "You'll get more Brap-Brap later," Kug added.
Zapp coughs in disgust "W-What is preventing me from running away huh?"
"Sure go ahead and run, it will be fun to hunt you down later" Thog smirks like a hunter.
"And when we do, we'll be sweaty, really musky, and stinky," Kug adds as she smirks.
A\N: The Amazonians are pretty thick already by the canonical showcase of them in futurama so there is no need for a pic reference.