Do you even understand how well a spider can catch her prey?

She spins her web, in a beautiful design, she spins and spins and weaves and weaves. Then she displays her work, whether is be in broad daylight or in the dark, it doesn't matter, because she always catches her prey.

Although I am not a spider and are merely comparing myself to one, I'd like to thnk that my little letter has stopped some from entering that retched Host Club. Grinning, I examine my data, Host Club revenue has gone down, not by much, but by some.

Oh poor poor Kyoya, why I have just discredited him, he has no leverage, but no, now is not the time to strike. Strike while the enemy is down… Down on all fours. I will not settle for knee's, I want that club grovelling.

I'll settle for recon at the moment. Leaping from my bed, I grab the clothes hanging from a Coat Hanger, according to my research, the Hitachiin Twins usually travel to high end Mall, looking at the Stores and shopping, who are they to notice a Jogger?

Pulling my hair up into a wig cap, I walk to the back of my closet, looking for the right wig. I will go for a more red look as I pull it on, it was a little tight as I hear my door open.

"Yamada-sama, a bulk package has arrived downstairs" she cries as I clap my hands together, racing out, forget the elevator.

My socks slide on the polished floor as I race down the staircase, dodging people as I see Father talking to someone at the door, ignoring him, I race to the package on the Lobby table! It's here. He Cardboard was slightly stained but what was inside this huge box, well, its all part of the plan. Carrying the box to the elevator, a maid pushes the button as I walk inside. Oh I felt giddy to my bones, screw the Spider stuff I said earlier. Actually I need to write this down… Oh it can wait.

Locking my door, I throw the box on the bed, it was massive, almost bigger than myself. Walking into my closet, I drag the table of wigs out. I have a few. I have a natural coloured ones and some not so natural ones.. Why do I have them? This isn't my first time doing recon. I pull my Mirror workplace out, it's like one you have on a movie set, Mother had one, the leg is a bit wobbly, other than that, it was fine.

I still have a few hours to the Hitachiin twins go shopping, enough time to contour and put contacts in. Which is what I have ordered. All shades! Along with some cosmetics. I didn't have any velvet lip liner, so of course I need it.

A knock on my door snapped me back as I fasten a hat on, a wee red tennis hat, I look pretty good. The smell of roses hit me, it was Father.

"What are you doing?" he asks as I look up, he was slightly taken back.

"Something for my future" I say as he nods, confused a little "Don't worry"

"I'm your Father, it's my job"

"I appreciate it…" I trail on as prepare to take a selfie "But I can handle myself"

He sighs, it wasn't very manly as I grab my Camera. I need evidence and I need audio. Slipping sneakers on, I hug my Father before making my way out towards the outside drive, I'd need a lift to a nearby park, I also had my eyes on Haruhi.

The car ride was bland, I mean barely anything happened, but I guess it was just my luck, because when we got to the park, I raced out to the tree's, the Twins were walking with Haruhi… But he was wearing Girls clothes, almost like he was a girl… I snigger to myself as I take photo's, surveying the area to make sure there weren't any suspect people watching out for people like me, watching their clients.

I didn't see any, so my day is just getting better as I tail them, head down as I continue to take photo's. They were convinced to take a bus, they were waiting at the Bus Stop as I watch them interact, Haruhi was oh so smug, how I want to tear that smug look off her face. Ugh, I feel like puking. Pulling my notebook out I write how I feel, this way I won't hole it up and explode like I did with Tamaki.

I focused my lens as Hikaru and Haruhi hold hands for a brief second, the snap of my camera echoing, because clearly, Hikaru number 2 looked straight at the general direction of the me, he tapped the pair of "love birds" as I pull the camera, putting it in my bag, switching to a smaller camera, a more of spy camera, I love that stuff- I mean, I enjoy such equipment. It is pleasant and leaves a thrill.

I pull my wallet out, it has a lot of cards which I have used in the past. The twins didn't seem to notice as the Bus pulls up. I almost want to be caught! But alas, I do have a task to do and that is to destroy all of them. I take a reluctant seat behind them, they were chatting along as I ready a bug… Ok. I love spy stuff!

Haruhi's bag is right there as I lean forward, dropping my water bottle as it rolls to her bag, I reach forward, attacking the bug on the under side of the tag. Smiling I take the bottle back getting up to leave and run to the mall, I stood holding the pole as I got ready for the bus to stop.. And they are none the wiser, complete idiots-

The bus stops, as I lurch backwards, landing in one of the twins lap. Never in my life have I gotten up so quick, I scrambled up, people looking as I run out the door. I looked back, face slightly red as Kaoru's face shared the same. I watched as the Bus doors closed.

""~+~""

I had calmed myself with a StarLucks Beverage, StarLucks beverages were always refreshing. An ice tea. Mmm, sipping I get my camera out again as I take photo's of them arriving. It was a 3 story Mall, so a lot of view points of advantage. I had already bugged all of the stores they were known to go into. I am so ready to take them down- A woman just stood up in front of me, cutting in line.

"Um, excuse me, you just cut" I say as she raises an eyebrow, looking me over "Ahh yeah, this is all hot and your cold ass can go to the back of the line"

"Oh be quiet you snotty brat, where'd you even get that tacky hat from?" she asks as I laugh, starting to cause a scene.

"From your Cheating Husband who doesn't love you any more bitch" I sass snapping my fingers as she purses her lips "Get to the back of the line"

"Uh, no, I deserve where I am, I worked my way up here"

"What sucking off your bosses?" I ask as she sucks in air, her cheeks flushed.

"Now listen here you little snot nosed little whore, you're gonna shut up or I'm going to sue your ass for harassment you here me you little sissy bitch" she hisses, people all around looking at the commotion as I hide my smile.

Play it like you see it. And I see it fit to cry, after, all manipulation is my Trump Card.

Tears well in my eyes, as my bottom lip trembles as I hide in my hair, people were murmuring as the woman realises she had just been played.

"I didn't mean-"

"I was buying this for my mother! I had just gotten my first job so I could buy her this!" I say as my voice breaks "She's done so much for me and I wanted to give back to her… Do you hate my Mother?"

"I don't know-"

"I thought you of all people would understand a child wanting to do something nice for you no?"

"I would, but I-"

"See!" I shout as I wipe my tears, someone rubbing my back.

Bottom line she paid for whatever garbage I just got and now, I have time to shop and keep an eye on my good friends. My good good, Host Club friends.

Such fun.

So this chapter wasn't really eventful, but I am a very flighty person, I start things and tend not to finish them, but I will try and keep this one up. Next chapter should be more enticing. Laters. R&R if y'all want.