Ciaramaglianina11 asked about this song from The Amazing World of Gumball, so enjoy your request! I thought it would be fun if, following Cedric's removal as royal sorcerer in chapter 50 of Niagara14301's Dorrie Book 2, the royal family tries to cheer up Sofia and Callista as they deal with Cedric's betrayal, and make Lucinda feel better as she learns about Cedric as well. They might also sing it when they learn about his involvement with the Order of the Wand before he comes to help them. The Amazing World of Gumball is not mine.
Roland/Miranda/James/Amber: Here he comes, the Vermin Man,
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!
James: With his one black eye and his pointed nose,
And an outfit straight from 80s cop shows,
He's a liar and a rogue and a sponger and a thief,
He'll take away your happiness and fill you full of grief
Sofia (spoken): James, were you working on this song when you learned that Mr. Cedric was in the Order of the Wand?
James (spoken): Yes I was! But now's a good time to sing it, don't you think?
Sofia (spoken): Yes!
Roland/Miranda/James/Amber: Here he comes, the Vermin Man,
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!
Amber: He's a no-good person and a deadbeat man
If he disappeared for good, then we'd all be glad
His face is gross, his manner is brash
If you split him down the middle, all you'll find is trash
Roland/Miranda/James/Amber: Here he comes, the Vermin Man,
He's always ready with a trick or a scam!
Callista: [Spoken] Where's the candy?
Miranda: [Spoken] There isn't any, just garbage to symbolize how rotten the Vermin Man is on the inside.
Sofia (spoken): Just like Mr. Cedric when he betrayed me! He said we weren't friends!
Miranda (spoken): That's what I love about you. You always try to see the good in people. But sometimes, there's no good to see.
Sofia (spoken): I guess you're right...
Roland/Miranda/James/Amber [Singing]: Got a hole for a soul and a heart like a knife
He let down his child and wife
Never, ever marry him, he'll ruin your life
The Vermin Man
He's always ready with a trick or a lie or a con or a hustle
Or a hoax or a fraud or a racket or a sham
Or a diddle or a fiddle or a scam!